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>The number she gave you was for a fake line >The number
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>The number she gave you was for a fake line
>The number she gave him was sixty nine
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>You take her to wine and dine
>she's snorting semen lines
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You take her shopping
On Chad's dick she's hopping
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>>24867569

>you and her share feelings over baskin robin
>she stares down chads cock as it's throbbing
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>>24867569
>You hold her bag.
>Chad makes her gag.
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>>24867569
>You walk with her to class.
>Chad cums in her ass.
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>>24867569
>For her, you hold the door.
>For him, she kneels on the bedroom floor.
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>>24867569
>You pay for her ticket.
>Down her throat Chad sticks it.
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>you try to show her that you care
>chad fucks her and pulls her hair
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>>24867569
>You wright her a poem.
>She calls you a faggot.
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>>24867569
She looked at you
He keked you
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>>24868695
fukken lmao
>originalitycheck
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>>24867569
>You bake her a pie.
>For Chad's cock she would die.
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>You make a fire so she can be toasty
>Chad turns her into a roastie
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>>24867569
>You write her a song.
>Chad pulls off her thong.
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>you give her a flower
>he fucks her in shower
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>>24867569
>You fill her phone with a funny pic.
>He fills her mouth with a giant dick.
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>you listen to her feelings
>he gives her sexual healing
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>>24867569
>You give her a flower.
>She throws it away.
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>while you fap to femdom
>shes slurping Chads condom

>she gave you an excuse
>to get Chads abuse

>she says she has hiccups when talking on the phone
>in reality shes getting Chads bone
>(while making fun of you)

>you write her a song
>she takes a hit from Chads bong
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>She never read your good-night text
>To busy getting Chad's sext

>An impressive dic pic
>And booty call, she'll be over quick

>To take that cock and beg for more
>Only to be kicked out at four
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>>24869187
>"Sorry, I fell asleep" she sends you
>The next day at two
>"That's okay ;)" you reply
>Failing to detect her little lie
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>You ERP with a weeaboo guy
>He gets to eat out her sopping pie
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>>24869266
>"I'm so happy you're my friend anon"
>"Me too" you say, putting a beta smile on
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>>24867569
>You take her to dinner.
>She fucks Chad, the real winner.
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>you sit alone watching porn
>she sucks on chad's horn
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>she marries you when her youth is over
>after fucking tons of guys who didn't even know her
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>She bounces on his dick like its her job
>You are there for her to hear her sob
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>she hates you for you
>she's down to eat chads doo doo
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>it's her that you always see in your dream
>while chad is filling her up with his cream


>for her you always hold open the door
>though shes sucking chads flesh whip begging for more


>"I'm sorry anon, wont make it till atleast 6 o'clock"
>little did he know she was choking on cock
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>>24867569

>You help her with math work
>He makes her ass twerk

>You help her to study
>He is her fuckbuddy

>You have an anal fissure
>He doesn't even miss her
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>You go out and eat burgers
>Later he fucks her

my day today lads ;_;
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>She forgets the nice things you've said
>He pins her down to the bed
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>you dream of the life you two could have had
>while chad spanks her buttcheeks till they glow red

>you fall asleep, all sad and alone
>while chad and your love are getting it on

>you stroke your bone alone in the shower
>while she's gettin buttfucked every hour
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>>24867569
>She gives you so much attention that you feel rich
>You don't feel so bad sucking her dick
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>you skip with her in the hall
>chad fucks her after one call

true story
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>this is the story of anon the poor
>who failed to see that his love was a whore
>a beauty she was, voice full of delight
>cute as a pie, with her giggle so light
>but while anon wouldn't talk to her, out of sheer fright
>chad was pounding her butthole every night

>so the years went by and anon the beta
>decided he'd write his loved one a letter
>insecure he was, and no passionate lover
>but his words of love would sure win her over

>or so he thought, 'cause all he had gained
>was a "sorry but I just like you as a friend"

>so anon went home, all broken and sad
>thinking 'bout love that he'd never have
>but little'd he know that while he felt bad
>she was, again, getting fucked by the chad

>so ends the story of anon our friend
>at old age his life had come to an end
>but while at his funeral noone showed up
>his old love was still choking on cock
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>you say I love you and really mean it
>she says it too and has a penis
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>You poo poo
>She pee pee
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