why don't you just eat your feels away /r9k/?
delicious greasy food will never lie to your or betray you.
lmao fatties
>>24867867
I bet you only eat to survive.
>>24867845
I don't know, I often feel sick after eating greasy food. Sometimes even after eating healthy food.
>>24867845
grease just grosses me out.
like when you put a napkin on top of your pizza and its completely soaked when you take it off
>>24867845
Because I want to sallekhana.
I only remain alive for the prospect that I might one day die in glorious battle. I can't do that if I'm a fat shit.
Because I use food as fuel for my body, not so that I can glutton myself into an early grave with unnecessary calories and synthetic compounds.
An occasional treat like this is okay, but if you're eating like this every day you pretty much deserve to die desu.
Picture related is what I had for dinner today; delicious. You can't see but it had mountains of fresh, sticky white rice underneath the tofu.
>>24868002
that's deepfried, fatso
>>24868085
>not burning enough calories throughout the day that you can pretty much eat whatever the fuck you want
>>24868002
That looks scrum-dilly anon how did you learn to cook? Ive been wanting to become a better cook but i dont know where to start
>>24868085
Yes and this is what you call an "occasional treat".
And if you seriously believe OP's meal is a superior meal you have to be enormous.
>implying i don't eat a fuckton
nothing wrong with enjoying good food anon
It costs money.
>>24867845
I do. We need to eat everyday so I figured, why not just git gud at it.
>>24868141
you somehow managed to order the least healthy thing at the Japanese restaurant. Switch to sashimi tubby.
>Not being /fit/
>>24868002
>dinner
Non lifter detected.
>not pasta
shaking mi cabeza, familia
>>24867845
You fucking heretic. You don't put cheese on an italian beef sandwich.
>pic related is a real italian beef sandwich
>>24867845
Because I don't want to get diabetes
>>24868227
fuckk to reddit
>>24868262
this is seeming like a smarter move every day
>>24868262
What are you even trying to say to me, you faggot?
>>24868195
I'm vegetarian, also I'm 5'7" and 131lbs andfemale :^)
>>24868212
Hmmmm I have 7kg dumbells in my room that I do sets with daily but I mostly do cardio and calisthenics in my room nightly.
Are you that dutch guy that goes to mcdonalds everyday?
If so, lel.
>>24868312
fukk off to reddit w/ yr shitty fag square sense of humor. capiche?
>>24868362
>said the fag using the word capiche, who also puts cheese on an italian beef sandwich
>>24868362
THANK YOU
>pizza in Chicago is like...
>pizza in NY is like...
back to reddit with your nerd shit.
>>24868341
>5'7
>131 lbs
We already correctly assumed you were a fatass. Thanks for the confirmation baka
>>24868436
I have a BMI of 20.5, try harder you salty little bitch :3
>>24868436
Lel are you retarded?
n
>>24867890
you can literally eat anything and just do some excersize to stay fit lmao
>>24868497
He doesn't understand height x weight correlation kek
>>24867845
Food, friends & socialising, fucking, sleeping, working and music. Can't go wrong with those for stabbing those feels right in the neck.
Food however I've found is pretty much the most important for maintaining happiness. If I go without a meal I'm immediately cranky and horrible to be around.
mmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>this triggers the well done kucks
>>24868341
>female
>3 digit weight
Go back to reddit, whale.
>>24868570
>skeleton-chaser detected
You'll find more of fetish back in DevianArt you know....
>>24868414
I'm not going to "go back" to some website I've never used, just because you're an butthurt faggot.
>>24868602
Fat roastie's getting toasty.
>>>/reddit/
>>24868134
not him, but start with really simple recipes and work your way up.
>even babies can do this tier
brush a potato with olive oil and coarse sea-salt, bake it at 400F for one hour
skin an onion, cut it in half, place the two halves on a sheet of foil. cut a small hole in the center of each half, and place a buillion cube inside. Then place a dab of butter, sprinkle with salt, pepper, and paprika, and set in a 400 oven for 75 minutes.
>easy tier
lightly heat butter in a pan. turn off heat. mix eggs, a splash of milk, a knob of butter, and salt and pepper (to taste) in the pan before heating, and continue to stir it while heating. Fold some cream cheese and basil into it to spice it up.
mix shredded Monterrey Jack, sour cream, buttermilk, mayonnaise, garlic powder, and cilantro in a bowl. Bake until melted and stir until well-mixed.
>medium tier
preheat oven to 400 degrees. brown some chicken in olive oil in a pan. then place the chicken in a deep-dish which has been lined with onions. pour one cup of chicken broth on top of the onions and chicken; sprinkle paprika over all of it and bake for 60 minutes. Take it out, strain the juices into the same pan, heat the juices and mix them with sour cream and a teaspoon of flour. Serve the chicken and onions with the gravy.
Cut brussel sprouts in half, place them in a buttered pan with the flat side facing up. Sear them on medium heat until browned. Flip them, turn the heat up, and drizzle with lemon and vinegar until both sides are well-carmellized.
And on and on and on.
>>24868551
>steak and fries
my nigger.
>>24868873
>mix shredded Monterrey Jack, sour cream, buttermilk, mayonnaise, garlic powder, and cilantro in a bowl. Bake until melted and stir until well-mixed.
Oh yes, and either lemon or lime juice.
This one's a dip, not an entree. I tried it last night and it was spectacular.
And here's a drink idea for you:
>traditional rye kvass
Toast four slices of rye bread on the highest setting (it should look burned and black). Meanwhile, bring one gallon of water to a boil on the stovetop. Once the water starts to roll, take it off the heat. Drop the bread into it with a handful of raisins, and let it sit with a cover for 8 hours.
Once this time has passed, make a starter with half a tablespoon of the yeast of your choice; add this yeast, and one full cup of sugar, into the kvass. Let it sit for six hour hours, remembering to stir once every hour.
Then strain it into a pressurized container, like a plastic Coke bottle.
This one is delicious especially if you like beer/cider; very sweet, bready, with just a hint of sourness. Don't expect to get drunk though, since the ABV is less than 2%.
I ate a tendie pizza and it made me feel better
>>24868227
fuck yourself halal jewfag fucker
>>24867845
im 400 pounds and ive been eating nothing but fruits and vegetables and drinking water for a week and i feel so much better
my sad and empty feels don't need shit food anymore, i'm going to transition them into sad skeleton feels
fuck food im done with it
I ate a cheesesteak today and yours looks like a million times better, FUCK. I did get peppers and onions on it, so there was less meat.. Seems like yours is just meat.. fuck man. I'm getting a plain jane next time.
>>24869161
I hope you succeed.
>>24868771
>"I'll call her fat until she leaves"
Just remember Anon, if you have to resort to ad hom. in an argument, you've already lost :3
>or betray you
No, it definitely does.
Greasy meaty food feels horrible to digest and shit out.
I've cried in the toilet after eating certain Mexican tortas or stuffed injun frybreads.
>>24869161
good for you m8
this guy
> http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=160565211
started off at 653. he's almost lost 400, literally one 'you'
godspeed, family.
>mfw I LITERALLY eat fast food every day
this isn't a joke. I actually have the diet of Morgan Spurlock from Super Size Me, just with more variety than McDonald's alone
I can't fucking wait to die.
I recently stopped, and its hard not to eat like a disgusting fatbody anymore
I used to eat a pound of mozzerella, 3 pounds of fries, gravy, 12 beers, and then some cookies or ice cream or whatever later when i was all drunk. I remember looking for something else to eat after doing all that, then stopping myself thinking i was going to vomit after eating that much.
3000-6000 calories a day was normal for a while, then pigging out on the weekends.
I've lost weight since my clothes are looser and people at the office comment I've dropped a bunch of weight. I'm basically starving myself at 1200-1600 calories a day, stopped drinking, and "treats" are now 1/2 cup of fruit or 15 chocolate chips.
I miss food; I'm always hungry and its for nutrition instead of fuel and filling. I also miss getting blackout drunk alone. Ibuprofen for my outer pains, alcohol for the inner pains. I have no idea how much weight i've lost; I don't own a bathroom scale. I weighed myself on labor day weekend at 228, the heaviest i've ever been.
>>24869372
>1600 calories
>starving myself
Disgusting
i've been eating shite food for the past few days desu
should i starve tomorrow or should i hit up fucking mcdonalds
>>24868184
this.
shit's fucking expensive, I just eat the 0.3$ cheese rolls from my local bakery
>>24868436
Muscle is heavier than fat, nigra
>tfw never have enough motivation to wake up early enough to eat breakfast before school (10am-5pm)
>tfw too broke to afford food at school, sometimes buy a donut and a coffee
>tfw first meal of day is usually around 6pm
I know I should either make lunches or wake up early enough for breakfast, but I just can't be arsed too, plus I don't even notice my hunger anymore. I only need once class next semester though so I'm going to start eating more and lifting weights to make up for these last few months of neglect.
>>24867921
I find that revolting. Not that I won't eat the pizza anyway if I'm hungry, but it's disgusting.
>>24870461
literally the same here, except I can't even afford a donut and I don't drink coffee
>>24869372
1200 is a tight goal man, it's a lot easier to gradually *but steadily* reduce consumption but it sounds like you're dedicated to quick loss.
Good job senpai, I believe in you! Maybe set one (and only one) cheat day every two weeks to keep yourself motivated? Cheat day as in lots of vodka, not as in lots of pizza.
>>24870572
I've been sipping rum occasionally after a fulfilling day about 3 ounces on ice, and will have a pizza from friday night through about sunday morning. Slices are estimated at 280 cals, but I've found rounding up to 300 helps keep me under my goals.
I'm really just focusing on portion control and making sure I'm still getting reasonable nutrition.
Breakfast is now 1 yogurt, or 1 bacon and 1 egg, lunch is usually fast food under 600 calories, and dinner is something normal like a thin pork chop, cabbage, and water. Sometimes breakfast is skipped if i'm simply not hungry and i'll have peanuts or sunflower seeds later in the morning. That'll usually hold me until mid afternoon (no lunch) and i'll have an early dinner.
>eat everything I want
>either work out or cycle everyday
>never get fat
>>24867845
i used to eat my feels away. Now i have high blood pressure and diabetes.
>>24870724
damn i wish i could be a good person and convince myself to lose weight.
i deserve the consequences of gaining 20 pounds a year
>tfw 165 lb
I'd rather drink them away
>tfw due to mum having no work, have to choose between eating and drinking
>tfw choose drinking
>>24868551
>mfw steak burrito
>>24871063
I haven't been 165 since like 6th grade. I'm larger naturally, but its the layer of fat caused by decades of sedentary lifestyle.
it doesn't work. i only enjoy food when i'm hungry
