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2015-12-10 00:34:05
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>be me
>everyone at school hates me, thinks I'm a freak
>total virgin
>actually really smart and creative but even the bookish girls want me to kill myself
>only exception is the girl next door, she seems to think I'm awkwardly cute or something
>I've been in love with her forever
>sometimes I watch her through her bedroom window
>somehow she doesnt notice
>I get pissed with how much I get picked on and take up martial arts
>pick a fight with a chad and actually win
>chads and staceys just hate me more now
>just when it cant get worse, my uncle gets shot by a methhead
>I'm not even that sad, just angry
>become a vigilante
>Im really good at it
>Im all over the papers
>stay anon with my mask because I don't want to get arrested
>my best friend's dad becomes a terrorist and tries to kill some people at Times square
>I save the day, people cheer.
>I save girl next door from falling 4 storeys
>she seems really impressed when we land
>can't conceal my boner
>she must have noticed it by now
>start to sweat
>I have to go
>'anon, you are my hero! who are you?'
>she looks so ready to bang
>'you know who I am'
>this is it, I finally get to reveal my secret identity and get laid
>maybe she knows it's me, maybe she wants me
>she seems to be about to put two and two together
>she says, 'I do?'
>autism kicks in
>'YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBOURHOOD SPIDERMAN.'
>I run off with a wide stance to allow my boner to manoeuvre
>pic relavant. mfw autism is so strong even superpowers can't get me laid.
