what's her name, robots?
why's she stuck on your mind?
Jennie. She texts me sometimes.
Charlotte. I drop anonymous poetry off at her house sometimes. It's her childhood home and I think she moved away for uni.
>>24934197
chad, he's really nice and tall
what is your favorite thing about pie
>>24934196
the flavour
>>24934196
The feeling of sticking your peepee in it
Who else takes all the fruit out and just eats the sauce and crust?
The basic bitch is a plague that's ruined western white women.
What are the red flags to you for basic bitchness?
For me it's:
>harry potter and netflix references
>easily moved by some cheesy inspirational quote
>no hobbies except baking
>submissive sexually
>>24934181
>submissive sexually
how it should be, to be honest.
lie there and i'll work her over. i'll methodically chip away at that phony chaste visage and leave her a drooling mess, begging for dick to cure the ache i've planted in her vag. i'll give it to her... if she does exactly what i want
being a woman is stupid and gay
>>24934398
tell me more, what else would you do to me?
We call my dog "the trashman" because sometimes we come home and he'll open the bin and the trash will be thrown all around. Right when I walk through the door and see it I yell "the trashman came". The trashman is always on call and work 24/7, 365 days a year.
>my cats do thus to the bathroom trash can
>go in there some mornings and there's 3 hooligans eating qtips in a mound of tissue
>>24934156
Well that sounds fucking retarded...
You literally have to clean up trash every single day of your life twice. Here are 3 suggestions to make you not retarded.
>Put the garbage can up when you leave. Either on a counter, washing machine, fridge, or in a pantry etc etc.
>Buy a garbage can that cannot be opened by dogs. These are popular because dogs tend to eat garbage.
>discipline and train your dog. It's...
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>>24934191
I would love to have a cat but I'm allergic. I like that breed of cat that acts like a dog.
>get GF
>she tells me we can't have sex for a year
What
>>24934110
She doesn't wanna fuck YOU, simple as that
Please tell me you aren't spending any money on her.
>>24934235
This. Also, dump her and hit the gym. You'll find a suitable whore eventually.
Should I try to re-learn all of algebra/precalculus within the next 4 weeks so that I can place into calculus and all of the classes that require me to concurrently take calculus, or should I play it safe, staying one year behind and take college algebra and not be able to take calculus until next fall? Is it possible to re-learn everything up to calculus within 4 weeks using something like khanacademy?
You have to believe in yourself. Do calc. I had this same problem last semester but decided to take risk it and take calc. Best decision I've made in a while.
>college
How deeply in debt are you at this moment?
>>24934049
Reviewing algebra and pre-calc is a good thing to do regardless. I would say go for calc if you can manage the studying, algebra and precalc really just require a lot of practice. If you have that stuff down calc won't be too hard.
How was your Fall quarter/semester?
Done with finals?
What are you doing over this holiday break before going back to the grind?
>>24934040
>daily reminder if you go to uni you are a normal faggot and should leave r9k
>>24934238
I have social problems, not ambition problems. How about youplease stay and chat
I'm scared. I'm out of online courses that I can take to fulfill my requirements. I have to take classes in person next semester.
Not only that, but I transfer from community college to my local university in the fall.
They're taking me out of the kiddie pool and throwing me in the deep end of normiedom. Help.
>be playing fallout 4
>tune in to radio, expecting another Chad Dog
>DJ is a complete sperg, socially awkard and not even remotely fit to be on the radio
>he's just like me
>keep listening to this guy fail on air
>you can do it, bro
>feel deeply connected to this nervous, stuttering voice on the radio
>find quest to...
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robots really do hate narratives that hint that personal growth can lead to objectively positive life changes, huh?
>>24934035
>he plays fallout 4
no thanks I'll just stick to new vegas
I don't listen to Diamond City Radio anymore after finishing that quest.
Fucking normietard propaganda bullshit.
>tfw no sexy mommy to help you relieve your sexual frustration.
>>24933810
How many good boy points would something like that cost
>>24933911
I'd say around 50k
Mom loves her big boy
>work 100%
>still get moaned at by my boss for my performance being lacking
REEEEEE
You can't even just be a wagekek you have to literally be a super human to keep up with employers expectations. Back to the NEET life it is.
>>24933685
what do you work as?
this comment was not original
>>24933685
>unemployment is a natural part of capitalism
>by making jobs impossible or having ridiculous standards or quotas you are then able to fire people or force them to quit, allowing you to pay entry-level pay at all times
Welcome to the world. Now either get highly skilled at something or start a revolution. Because no one cares about your bitching.
>>24933833
>Welcome to the world. Now either get highly skilled at something or start a revolution.
Already posted my solution in the OP. I'm going back to NEETdom. Fuck working, it isn't worth the effort.
>>24933720
Retail monkey.
>500 word essay due next friday
>havent start yet
who else /fucked/ here?
>>24933620
>500 word essay
Robots are lazy and dumb as fuck
No wonder you guys are too lazy to put im work to get a gf yet you want and hate woman at the same time
>12 sentence paragraph due in 55 minutes
Who /onsuicidewatch/ here?
>Extremely important tests monday
>can't understand the course
>shitposted all day instead of studying
JUST
>Iceland has strict gun control
>Lowest homicide rate on earth per capita
>USA has minimal gun control
>Highest homicide rate per capita in all of the first world
Gunfags are fucking retarded
Can't wait for this country to get some common sense gun control.
>>24933588
There are some other differences between Iceland and the US.
>>24933588
what are the stats when you remove black people
>>24933588
Stay mad nogunfags
Who 35+ year old virgin here? I'm 37.
im 44
Pathetic. Why haven't you just bought a hooker?
38 here, it's pretty okay
why are all women superficial cunts
Bi masterrace reporting in. Women are good to fuck but a true relationship is very hard to achieve. It's way easier with a man though.
That robot is that chad.
>>24933372
the sex is probably so much better now, you go girl get what you deserve
GUYS FEEL THE LOVE IN YOUR LIFE, FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS STOP WASTING TIME ON THIS MOTHERFCKING BOARD, U GUYS CHOOSE TO BE LOOSERS? IN YOUR HEART LOOK TROUGH YOUR SOUL, YOU GUYS ARE SO POWERFUL COME ON MAN STOP BUILDING THIS ENERGY GET UP GET OUT, GO AFTER THE GIRL THE DREAM THE JOB YOU WANT THE MONEY THE MOTHERFUCKING THING YOU WANT BUT STOP COMPLAINING FOR ONCE AND THANK THE UNIVERSE. IT WILL CHEER YOU UP
>>24933291
Why do you care about waste of air like us?
I did some stretches today and realized on the inside I'm just this whiny, weak, scared, myopic child. What am I going to do with myself?
>>24933324
talk for yourself friendo. 85k a year , own living space and gf and fuck buddy at 26 here :)