Who 35+ year old virgin here? I'm 37.
im 44
Pathetic. Why haven't you just bought a hooker?
38 here, it's pretty okay
>>24933747
How do you not get pussy for 38 years? Can someone fucking answer me?
How's your Saturday going wizbros
>>24933528
Why put the bar at 35? The tradition says 30 is the magical number. Statistics also says it's the real treshold (in the sense that before that you have more chances to lose it than to keep it).
Anyway, I'm 38. Why do you want to know?
>>24933747
>>24933528
thats pretty impressive desu senpai
At least you guys are not neets. Right?
5 years and 3 more monts to go OP
>>24933768
>Can someone fucking answer me?
We were being ourselves
>>24933920
Buy pussy. How hard is that
53 YO wizard here, still living with 89 YO mom
22 here but i doubt ill get laid by 35, would gay sex count anons?
>>24933528
25 here man
>>24933996
43 YO here, getting up there, not neet but still a khv
>>24933860
I'm not a Neet, but does it matter?
Being a wageslave isn't something to boast about. My work is to me like taking a shit, I do it because I need to.
>>24933985
Too hard for us. Interacting with women is stressful
green tee
I can see it you guys eyes. Im so sorry. But congrats on staying pure. Almost wish i woulda stayed a virgin cause these women are dirty thirsty and fucking slimey creatures
>>24933747
Only two more years until your life is a comedy movie
You guys are pathetic, buy a hooker already. Or you know, talking to a girl
What's lvl 40? Archmage? Necromancer?
>>24934066
You look good for your age
It must be true that virginity retains your youth
Interesting thread. 39 here. I'm not a wizard - I'm a fallen wizard. Lost my virginity at 32.
>>24934249
Why? Its funny how one minute you normies chastise robots for "putting too much importance on sex and girls" then you turn around and get upset because someone remained pure.
By the time you're in your 30s you might as well hold onto your virginity rather than get caught up in the normalfag lifestyle of endless flings.
Didn't know this was possible. You old faggots better fuck a dude then>>24933535
>>24934347
Was it an escort or a real girl?
>>24933985
That does not make sense, it does not count if you pay the girl.
32 reporting in
>>24933860
I'm not a NEET and I have a very good career. I'm overworked and tired though, it's not the best lifestyle.
>>24934352
if you never been laid by your late 20s, you really have an awful personality, I don't care how much you hate your looks, ain't nothing pure about shutting yourself off from the world
>>24934386
Escort. But it did help me start. After a few more escorts I was actually able to nail a normal girl. I viewed the whole thing as practice. Now I actually can have sex like normal people.
>>24934443
>have
Actually, we have no personality at all
>>24934414
It does count. 9 times outta 10 youre paying for sex either way. Stop trying to make sex so black abd white. It is what it is. You guys may be older but you sure are slow in the head
>>24934443
Agree with this. On the other hand natural selection is playing it's part
>>24934186
coughfea
>>24934443
>awful personality
Most of them are nice guys that wouldn't hurt a fly. What you mean by "awful personality" is that they aren't aggressive or Chadlike.
But shutting yourself off from the world and not letting it pollute you sounds pretty pure to me...
>>24933528
A question for wizards with jobs. Does being a wizard help you move up through the career ladder? Because you have little family obligations and can do more work than everyone else?
>>24934443
You're right, I'm a genuinely nice guy. Not aggressive, not rude, I leave people alone and keep to myself. Treat everyone with respect and respect boundaries.
So naturally women want no part of that. So yeah you're right, I do have an awful personality, at least by female standards.
>>24934496
At what age do you think I should start looking into escorts?
>>24934576
>is a dude
>doesn't act like a dude
>wonder why women aren't attracted
>>24934576
I have a shitty personality for the most part. Im pretty boring and never put myself out there but still get pussy. Are you just ugly? Manlet?
>>24934557
>theys good boys
>just blowin off steam
>they dindu nuttin
>>24934683
>wondering
Sounds like he has it pretty figured out to me.
What's your families' take on your wizardry, wizards?
>>24934693
>Are you just ugly? Manlet?
Both
I'm "only" 31, but it's a certainty that I'll die as a wizard. I don't want casual sex but I can't be in a relationship either, so that's that.
>>24934572
>career ladder
Implying I have a white collar job.
>>24934693
Then explain how you get "pussy" so often.
I've seen normals that claimed to be introverted and quiet loners yet they always seem to be going to parties and hanging around large groups of friends.
>>24934704
Compare the number of hypernorms that do harm onto others to the number of virgins. Oddly enough you'll often find that the average IQ of virgin males is higher than that of non virgin males, hmmm....
>>24934693
Why are you here then? Get out.
>>24934683
Being a dude sounds stressful. I'd rather be a beta. If that means dieing a virgin, then so be it.
>>24934683
>doesn't act like a dude
So are all "real" men dickheads?
>>24934737
So being a wizard doesn't help you with your job?
I'm a manlet. I'm not even good looking and I don't have a lot of money, but I can make girls laugh and get them talking. There is no big trick, say what's on your mind and talk to any random girl. If you think she's pretty and want to know her name, tell her that. If it doesn't work out, who gives a fuck?
Playing this "woe is me" card makes you the next Elliot rodger. This guy had every advantage on me in life, even looks, yet NEVER talked to women, not even dating sites.
I've fucked almost 20 women and I'm literally 5'6" on a good day and I never went to college.
And if you really don't care at all and you are at peace with yourself, that is fine, but don't pretend or make excuses because you think you suck.
>>24934572
>Does being a wizard help you move up through the career ladder? Because you have little family obligations and can do more work than everyone else?
That would definitely help loads if you were an entrepreneur, but if someone's deciding on your promotions, there's a chance they'll be biased to give it instead to more of a normalfag.
>>24934622
Whenever you feel ready, and have a steady enough income to afford it. I'd say at 25 you can start looking into it.
HAHAHAH VIRGIN FUKBOI PUSSIES GET A HOOKER LOSERS BECOME TEH MAN!!!
>>24934709
At first they had hope for me and were trying to encourage me to go out and find a nice girl. This was like my early 20's.
Then came the "Are you gay?" phase where every now and then they just outright asked if I'm gay, this was mid-late 20's.
Then they're just starting to realize that I'm just not good with women and I've given up on them. Here came the "As long as you're happy" phase.
Now they just don't bring it up anymore.
>>24934791
Not at all. It's manual labor with fixed hours and responsibilities. It's not like a "career" where I can work harder or smarter and get raises and promotions.
>>24934572
Not really since I'm not in a career where having more free time benefits me with my job.
>>24934743
Well i dont get alot. I average 3 or 4 chicks a year. I use dating apps and i used to go to alot of parties when i was younger so i have a little social practice.
>>24934746
Cause tfwnogf
>>24933528
Wizards tell me this, will I be able to fill the void with anime and video games forever?
Beware of this site
any personal information you provide here will be available to any persons willing to pay.
including wizards who are looking for virgins to sacrifice.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
>>24934810
>There is no big trick,
yeah it's really really simple
just go have decades of lucky upbringing with lots of inclusion and acceptance, allowing you to develop charisma while your mind is young and malleable
>>24934810
>I'm a manlet. I'm not even good looking and I don't have a lot of money, but I can make girls laugh and get them talking
so they pity fuck you ?
thats an interesting strategy
>>24934810
Sounds like you live in a third world country
47 here. At this point I don't even worry about it anymore as its a foregone conclusion.
>>24934903
If you have to ask, the answer might be no.
27yo virgin here
Mum asked me today if I am gonna become 'normal' one day.
Tfw wagekek
>>24934903
Try heroin instead
>>24934938
You fear rejection too much probably. Too many women for that.
>>24934942
Yes, pity fuck, when she's begging for manlet dick.
>>24934956
America
>>24935026
I don't want to get addicted to drugs though
>>24934810
>Playing this "woe is me" card
Nobody ITT seemed to be playing that card though?
You need to look for a 18-22 year old late bloomer virgin thread.
I'm 6' and built but I don't care to spend all my time and energy talking to the most vicious and bland form of life on the planet.
>>24935111
Nigga im 6'1" and slim build. Bitches always comment on how "tall" i am . all u gotta do is stand around women. Wear some nice cologne and they will gravitate to you. Get into the spirit man.
>>24933996
weird fembot here would ride you so hard. i don't know why but you actually have a dominant sexy vibe thing in this pic.
>>24934066
you look so sweet how haven't you found someone???
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and me:
>37 yo kv virgin female
>cerebral palsy
>some other health stuff
>wheelchair bound
>fundie christian family that feels i was put here on earth to test them or some crap
>they hate me but feel like they will enter heaven because they didn't put me on an icefloe at birth
>24-hour caregiver that is bitchy old sexless polish woman
>zero opportunity for a relationship with anyone ever
>adjudicated mentally incompetent at 19 by some asshole judge that though cerebral palsy meant i was whatever-they-call-retarded-now so even if i had some creepy fat attendant who liked to see how sticky he could make me with his fat fingers they would throw him in prison because i can't legally consent.
>at 37
yeah.
i hope you guys find someone. i see something in both of your pics that is good.
and i have to go because my life is run by other people.
32 and no longer interested in losing it anymore. I dont care.
>>24933860
Not a neet but underemployed for my education level. Although that is less rare now than it used to be.
I'm autistic and don't like to socialise. I live alone.
>>24934443
>muh reverse Halo Effect
Very disappointing family, you're acting just like a generic Stacy with this (even though you're a guy).
>>24934572
I don't like long hours and don't care enough about money to really work at advancement. I am more sort of bureaucratic camel. I keep showing up and being adequate, they keep paying me, promotions come largely from seniority rather than merit.
>>24935321
>underemployed
This is me. I work in the tech field
>can't have a wizard thread without a bunch of fags going "wow how is that possible?! u must be loser" or "just get a prostitute!". You fags need to leave.
>>24933528
>6'4
>350
>37
>ridiculous social anxiety
>pic related
No problem getting sex from 5/10s at best.
Protip: always swipe right
>tfw often fantasize about taking a wizard's virginity
>tfw will never be able to act on this fantasy
>>24934903
No. You will get bored of those and find other hobbies.
>>24934850
I often wonder if parents get afraid at the thought of having no grandchildren.
>>24933528
same here
still living with parents
not as bad to have a GB points
>>24935555
>chad height
>"ridiculous social anxiety" even though he has no problem getting sex from average looking girls
>gets quad 5's
Fuck off you stupid normalscum
If you have ever had a gf/bf or can get sex easily you DO NOT HAVE SOCIAL ANXIETY
>>24935555
C'mon man, I'm not a virgin but even I know super above average height is auto easy mode.
Nice quads I guess.
>>24934443
Or you could just be ugly. I have friends and coworkers who enjoy my presence, you know. It looks like you have absolutely no idea of what you are talking about.
>personality
What a nice meme. Sociopaths get laid all the time.
At 25 I would have killed myself.
fuck copyrights
fuck american movies
