The basic bitch is a plague that's ruined western white women.
What are the red flags to you for basic bitchness?
For me it's:
>harry potter and netflix references
>easily moved by some cheesy inspirational quote
>no hobbies except baking
>submissive sexually
>>24934181
>submissive sexually
how it should be, to be honest.
lie there and i'll work her over. i'll methodically chip away at that phony chaste visage and leave her a drooling mess, begging for dick to cure the ache i've planted in her vag. i'll give it to her... if she does exactly what i want
being a woman is stupid and gay
>>24934398
tell me more, what else would you do to me?
Any girl that wears glasses is off the table for me
>>24934181
I don't see what's wrong with baking. What if she's a dedicated patisserie?
My flags:
>books like Hunger Games, Divergent, 50 Shades, any flavor of the month
>claims that chocolate is their life but has never had anything not sold in wal-mart
>talks about wine >50% of the time while never developing any knowledge about it
>>24934181
>all of these things
Sign me up for a basic bitch gf.
>tfw no gf to bake and cook for you
>tfw no sexually submissive gf
Its nice not being a feminist-indoctrinated fuckboi degenerate who expects women to be interesting and dominant. A nice submissive emotional girl is just fine for me.
>>24934181
i see them with this accessory too f'am
>>24934181
For me its gotta be:
>Doc Marten boots
>Ripped Jeans and Leather jackets
>Only smokes at parties
>>24934429
I agree
also
>constantly snapchatting and posting pictures on instragram
>listening to lana del rey, halsey, and other tumblrcore
>wants/owns a crosley record player and has two or three aesthetically albeit pleb records for it
>"music is my life"
>never truly alone, always texting or on social media
>"I have no friends lol"
>passive aggressive
>"I hate drama"
>"I'm only friends with guys, less drama"
>abhors anything that deviates slightly from the norm, denounces it as weird and or creepy
>personality is determined by the products they buy
>>24934181
Wears a big manly watch that somewhat sparcles
Why do I snigger so much at passive aggressive bullshit like this
What is the humour in it?
>>24934719
>>abhors anything that deviates slightly from the norm, denounces it as weird and or creepy
This so much. women and ther PC realy grinds my gears
>tfw you hesitantly lurk these threads waiting for someone to insinuate that you're a basic bitch but no one ever does
Feels good man
>submissive sexually
This is natural. Wtf?
>>24934719
>lol check out these m&m's my life is so interesting
If she wears converse and she's over the age of 15 she should probably kill herself. Autism shoes for women.
>>24934896
I wear All-Stars and I am a 26 year old man.
>>24934454
there will be ropes, a blindfold, a strong enema and possibly lube if you're well behaved
once she's primed I pump the enema, plug the butt, then go back to working you over with my dick/hitachi wand while you struggle with feeling sexually aroused while you hold back a wave of shit
its symbolic, since all women are full of shit
gotta have you cleaned you out before i fuck your ass. you're allowed the release of an orgasm only while i'm nut deep your asshole. i want your butt to put a convulsing death grip on my dick. while this is happening i'm going to either yank the shit out your hair out or choke you from behind... whichever you like least
>>24934454
I don't know why people hate on Mystery when Japanese Lettuce ( Aka Swami) is the mega whore
>>24934939
>nut deep
like 2 inches?
>>24934888
#boysbecomingmen
She likes young boys? WTF lol.
>>24934181
Honestly I dont have any red flags like that, because I know too many exceptions to the rule
I used to have a list but even if they had a red flag or two, they normally also had a bunch of qualities that negated it
Like reality television, but they were pursuing their masters, shit like that
I dont know, maybe i just dont hate women.
>>24934930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvUOzIdXwVM
>>24934181
> Calls herself a "feminist"
>Doesn't cook / cook less often
>Uses so much make-up and/or revealing clothes
>Complains why men only go for looks
>Listens to top 40
>Only listens to the hit tracks from the albums
>Says the word "fuckboy" and "entitlement"
>Makes fun of guys that she rejected
>Post on social media about her expectations on men
>>24934719
>tfw halsey publicly bullied your 15 year old female acquaintance who shares her name
I hate that cunt goddamnit
>>24934181
Kek this one is better
>>24935138
H I G H
T E S T
>>24935143
Fuck off back to your containment thread
>>24931389
>>24935138
>>Makes fun of guys that she rejected
I cannot help doing this. It's honestly out of a deep-seeded anger that he would've been good if it weren't for some cringe-worthy personality and/or physical traits.
>>24935138
>>Makes fun of guys that she rejected
Some girls like that because it puts them in a position of power
>He liked me
>But I rejected him
>>24935216
>>24935193
If a guy even speaks one time about a girl that he asked out but got rejected by, he's creepy and obsessive, but a girl can name and shame the guy to everyone she meets, including people he knows, to the point where it destroys his social life and it's OK.
>>24935143
I've never heard of the name halsey before. it just sounds like a fucked up version of ashley or hailey
>>24934888
Nice trips.
>what M&Ms? I don't see any, and I studied this picture a long time.
>>24935193
deep-seated*
Your basic is showing, Stacy.
>>24935368
That's what I typed at first but I wasn't sure
>>24934967
fuggin edgy whores gtfo
>starbucks
>only listens to mainstream music
>tumblr gifs
>sharing everything about her life on social media
>"feminist"
