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What are your thoughts on this image?
Same thing I said here: >>24931395.
>>24931663
Then kill yourself you desperate beta shitter.
>>24931680
>desperate because I like odd and more unique facial features more than basic shit
Okie.
>>24931389
looks like eggshit
Head's too narrow, and her features aren't really deviated enough.
The big wide-set eyes thing is considered cute by most folk.
>>24931680
>projecting this hard on 4chan
>>24931389
>making fun of a fellow robot
For what purpose. I'm sure she already hates herself enough, just like most of us.
>>24931876
>attention whoring tripfag woman
>fellow robot
Fuck off
she just needs that good loving.
>>24931899
>not realizing tripfags are only tripfags because they're trying to compensate for something or are seeking validation
>not a robot trait
Okay
>>24931899
I get that tripfags can get kind of annoying, but you're stupid if you think they're not robots. they're here, they're more active on this board than you, so rub some vaseline on your butthurt and stop posting
>>24931389
she looks like an ugly pupinia
Considering she doesn't wear any makeup in that picture, she looks just fine.
she would have a line of robot cocks all eager to please her if we lived in robot mansion.
>mfw all these whiteknights all of a sudden
>pre 2014 this post would have been stomped the fuck out
what went wrong?
>>24932146
You migrated here from /b/ is what went wrong. Please go back to the place where being and behaving like a child is glorified.
>>24932146
>all of a sudden
>implying we weren't always here
looks like we won.
>>24932146
>saying a girl is ugly for the sake of saying, it regardless of your sincere opinion, is being a whiteknight
Please be bait.
>>24932146
Pre-2014 this thread would have already been at 300+ replies because /r9k/ users were desperately seeking my picture for their tripfag database or whatever the fuck. Lrn2boardculture
>>24931389
I only see a low nasal bridge and epicanthal folds but they are not clear and distinct enough
however the fetal alcohol syndrome kid does look like ashley
>>24932205
Back to reddit you deformed cunt.
>>24932173
>where being and behaving like a child is glorified
>saying this on a neet board
ohboy
Did my edit make mystery look better?
>>24931389
I was the one who coaxed those feet pictures out of her. Ama
>>24932266
>giving a ugly whores attention
you're part of the problem
>>24932205
skype me pretty plz
:-)
>>24932238
I don't think she has FAS just based on pictures of people who actually have FAS. The upper lip is way too thick and the philtrum is too pronounced.
She has claimed to have plastic surgery before which could have been for her upper lip, I don't know. Here's an adult with FAS.
>>24932291
n-no bully I had to index the colors to make it into an animated gif.
If that's actually her then idk why she's so self deprecating. Looks pretty good, good skin, not fat. Nothing to really explicitly complain about imo
Holy fuck does eggy have fas?
>>24931929
No, it's an attention whore trait. She can fuck right off
>>24932366
it was for her nose
>>24932389
No, he doesn't have the features of someone with FAS besides thin lips (including his bottom lip).
His nose is way too big, he also has a defined philtrum when he isn't smiling.
>>24931389
literally looks like a female eggman.
>>24932205
>tfw tripsareforjerks is long gone
I am the classic
>>24932568
>54m50n's long hair
so handsome
I support this happening to all of the tripfags. Tripfags should sudoku.
>>24932637
The only people who do this to trips are trips, doofus.
>>24931929
Robots do not seek validation. Robots know validation will never come. Now leave you goddamn normie piece of shit.
eggman is the best trip ever. he's goat
>>24931977
The whole point of this entire board is complete anonymity. That's what makes it different from tumblr and reddit. I do not appreciate attention whore fags trying to change that
>>24931389
You autists are so bad at reading faces, she does not have fetal alcohol syndrome
She has a very defined philtrum, thick lips and no eyes folds
>>24932366
Judging by that pic that girl from that 'this one's for you' dance has it too.
>cancer, FAS yet still succeeding
>>24931663
>>24931719
>>24931876
>>24931929
>>24931977
>>24932059
>>24932205
Fuck off already. Go back to reddit already, normies.
I don't see it OP. Honestly, you are coming off as if you have an axe to grind for whatever reason based on the first couple posts. I think fetal alcohol syndrome looks more fucked up.
I know I'm ugly, I know it is not fixable. I've tried for half my life to fix it and I've finally given up and admitted to myself that I'll always look weird.
I wish I was a man, at least then people would care about my other qualities, at least it would mean something to succeed. I could impress people in other ways. But as a woman, whenever you tell anyone how much work you've put into your hobbies, or career, or anything, they fake enthusiasm and what they're really thinking is, "why didn't you do something about your awful physical appearance?" In everything I do, anything I put any energy towards, I carry around an immense amount of guilt because I "should" be trying to make myself less ugly. In that sense I'm two-times a failure, because I've given up even trying on anything.
>>24933010
That's really interesting now lets see them tits.
The only things she has are epicanthal folds and a low nasal bridge.
She doesn't have FAS.
She said she's Slavic and Slavs are known to drink heavily
Her mom probably downed vodka everyday while pregnant with her
>>24933074
Both my parents are alcoholics but I don't blame them, they've had a rough life.
I hate that tripfag as well, but she doesn't have fetal alcohol syndrome, just a case of the ugly. A bitch that DOES have it is Egoraptor's gf, has almost every characteristic. Almost sad but she has makeup so fuck that cunt
>>24933010
show your ass please
:^)
you're cute for my standadrs
Hi, I'm mystery
Please give me attention NOW!!
Pic related.. It's me.
>>24933110
Would you drink alcohol actively while pregnant, despite (possibly) having fetal alcohol syndrome yourself, Mystery?
>>24933010
I just finished jacking off to you, like 20 seconds ago.
You should post more, "uggo."
>>24933110
Thats sad but on the upside your eyes are far enough apart I could place my 6" girth dick inbetween and you could still read this message: post tits.
>>24933010
You don't have to satisfy us. You prove that girls who consider themselves ugly can still find a partner. Stop complaining
>tfw no gf
>>24933141
why dont you just fuck each other in the ass already
>ywn tripfag on r9k and gain a mass of beta white knights and orbiters
>ywn get 4+ replies per post just for being a tripfag and a girl
>ywn be worthy of attentionI am a grill but would never willingly post my face so I have no way to prove it
>>24931819
I'd let her rim me. She's cute.
>>24933010
>at least it would mean something to succeed. I could impress people in other ways.
Protip, suceeding is hard and only the top 30% will coming anything close to 'success', and usually not through hard work, but through starting off in a better position than most.
You don't wish you were a man. You wish you were a tall man with a good education and good connections.
The reason people think "why didn't you do something about your awful physical appearance?" is because that's literally all a woman has to do in life to be considered successful.
A woman who focuses on her appearance will attract the attentions of a successful male. why do you think you never see broke losers with hot wives?
Swallow your fucking pride and take path of least resistance. Doll yourself up like a whore, put your best pics on okcupid or tinder or whatever and pick the guy with the highest paycheck who isn't a total asshole.
Congrats, you're a successful woman and all you had to do was learn how to apply makeup and comb your hair.
>>24933205
Just make OC and feel validated every time it gets reposted. One of the pepes I drew I see almost every day, feels good man, and I don't even need to show my feet or be a massive attentionwhoring cow for it
>>24933141
>implying I'll ever be pregnant
If tomorrow I was born with 10/10 supermodel genetics, and somehow magically got pregnant, then no. I would not drink. I don't drink much myself anyway.
>>24933111
Almost makes me wish I had full-fledged FAS because bitch looks prettier than me and has a loving bf
>>24933190
if you're the guy in >>24932568 you should be able to find a gf easily. you're good looking
the uglies in that pic are: eeyore, ricky and samson
>>24933010
>Tons of white knights are still having a circlejerk over you.
You. Will. Never. Be. One. Of. Us.
Holy shit, why do you think that's bad thing? Being a robot is suffering. You're a normie. Leave now, while you still have hope.
>>24933205
do it unwillingly. its hotter that way
>>24931876
How could she hate herself when she could get 80-90% of the guys in this thread to talk to her and probably date her if they live close enough? Plenty would go through tons of trouble just to talk to her. A guy will never get that.
id eat mystery's ass i dont give a fuck
>>24933258
Myst's problem isn't her appearance. It's her personality. I'd impregnate her but she'd need to be drunk before I'd get near enough to hear her talking to me.
>>24933236
My favourite person in my faculty is an ugly manlet who everyone loves because when he talks about his research his face lights up and he sounds inspired. People used to say that's what I was like. But I don't give a fuck anymore, because it never mattered. My manlet-colleague is fucking girls who are supermodel-tier. All that happened in my case was I got a couple grey hairs and wrinkles, and stopped excessively grooming myself.
I've given up on practically everything now, no motivation to take care of myself or work because either way, I'm still an ugly retard. :^) I exist solely to shitpost on /r9k/.
>>24933010
This is robot level delusion.
A cute girl actually thinks she's ugly and undesirable.
Nice tits. Wear a mask if you're ugly.
>>24933258
>tfw only two robots live anywhere near me
>tfw one is a gf with a bf, and the other one would never d8 me and is probably holding out for a cute stacey
I wish mail-order husbands were a thing desu, would nab me a qt slav
>>24933258
Life isn't just about dating you fucking delusional retard
>>24933316
You succeed at your sole purpose. Well done!
>>24933316
Why don't you just get a guy to take care of you?
>>24933237
>not being a massive attentionwhoring cow, revolting autist, screeching relentless antagonist, and creator of OC all at once.
>>24933205
You don't even need to post your picture in order to receive orbiters, as long as you claim to be a girl. I mean, I solemnly swear on my grave that I am a man, but I still have a few orbiters on /r9k/ who refuse to acknowledge that I have a penis, so you shouldn't have issues getting plenty more than a few.
>>24933240
It was a rhetorical question, anyway.
>and has a loving bf
As far as I know, most if not all YouTubers and Streamers use their girlfriend as an accessory, not much else. Only exceptions I can think of are Pewdiepie who despite being fucking annoying along with his fanbase, is still an okay guy.
>>24933247
>samson ugly
He has very nice skin and hair. I don't consider him ugly.
>>24933247
I'm socially stunted and possibly Borderline
>>24933316
>tfw you always ignore me
Spierdalaj murzyn
>>24933352
Where do you live? I'm sure there are plenty of robots near you. This is a big site and the userbase is diverse and varied.
>>24933010
clam down mysty
>>24933444
Mystery is JLH. tfw no JLH gf
Nice trips
>>24933444
>JLH is here
>JLH got trips
>>24933444
I hate you, you fucking whore. You can do literal TONS of drugs and retain your good looks, for some mysterious reason, whereas I was ruined from birth. Fucking ree.
>>24933444
>jlh is still here
Holy fuck, I don't come here often but I thought you were gone. is swami still around?
>>24933509
Swami is busy being a pedophile tranny over on THE OTHER IMAGEBOARD.
>>24931389
She doesn't have fetal alcohol syndrome and is actually very pretty. Being a tripfag especially on r9k is just asking for negative attention. Any insecurities she has become magnified by remaining on this board with a big red target on herself. She should seriously leave this place or stop tripfagging for her own sanity. I don't really care one way or another but some of these comments are pretty harsh.
>>24933010
If you had any other qualities worth caring about, people would care about them
>>24933524
I've been aware of my repuslive shitty genetics for longer than I've been a trip. The first time I became aware that I was ugly was probably when I was 8 or 9.
>>24933010
you're pretty cute, and that paragraph is ill-informed and wrong.
>>24932568
who made and managed that site? why not make another?
>>24933385
>I'm socially stunted and possibly Borderline
See a therapist. You are definitely good looking
You're wasting your looks by rotting away with the rest of us uglies here on /r9k/
>>24933538
i will literally eat your ass please shut up
>>24933538
It took you that long? You must be even more unintelligent than you look.
I assume you have an IQ of around 100-105?
>>24933538
Would it help you feel more desireable to be treated like a sexual object?
>>24933551
See the mental illness thread
>>24933538
Except you don't. You just have seem to have bad self esteem and should see someone about your issues. You may have 99 problems but looks isn't one of them. Being so focused on your physical appearance is pretty shallow desu.
>>24933550
>why not make another?
I've toyed with the idea and might do it after I graduate.
I have tons of pics and screencaps saved up-
Might change the format to wiki so many people can contribute.
>>24933532
>be nice and loyal
>be smart and on a great path towards success
>all of my superiors love me and admire me
>like doing nice things for people, like making food or baked goods
>still passed up for the 10/10 stacey because no one actually gives a shit about any of the things i listed above, it's all about how much a girl makes your PENIS stand up
>>24933573
>you must be unintelligent
>I assume your IQ makes you more intelligent than average
Now who's the stupid one here really?
>>24931389
Wait, then pic related isn't mystery.jpg?
>>24933538
I wish that you would kill yourself already.
And make sure you make your white knights sign a suicide pact so that they would die too.
I think she's a qt, don't give a fuck what anyone else thinks.
>>24933600
Physical appearance is the only thing that matters for a woman.
>>24933621
It's because you're fucking annoying.
>>24933621
That's not even close to what reality is.
Most average, normal guys would value all those traits over physical attractiveness. Only guys who are shallow themselves would want a stacy who doesn't also have a good personality.
If you're upset that you're not the prettiest person in the world, fucking get over it.
>>24933643
>The white knights ITT
>Still complaining
Fuck off and die. You're not a robot.
>>24931389
>Nobody retains FAS facial features into adulthood, idiot. Those features are unique to very young children, who gradually develop into normal looking human beings.
>>24933623
>average is good
I still view average people as idiots.
>>24933621
>nice
You sound like a depressing fuck
>loyal
You were literally bitching about thinking your boyfriend would leave you for a Chad here
>smart
huehuehue
>superiors love me
They probably extend you pity like most people with the title of "office tard" get
>still get passed up
So, you expect people to date you because you make them cookies, and not because there's anything inherently interesting about you
And if you expect people to plunge into your puss for doing things for them, you're not doing it to be nice
Please kill yourself
>>24933010
desu that's not true at all, you're just fucked up
>>24933643
Mystery, let's test this theory!
We can head over to any dating site of your choosing, set up an honest profile, use your pictures, and just see what happens.
If nobody wants you, then you'll be totally right and absolutely vindicated.
>>24933666
>tfw wouldn't be annoying if i was a pretty girl, it would be "cute and endearing"
>>24933621
>nice
Aren't you a hardcore racist?
>>24933643
Lucky then, cause you're a qt.314.I want to cuddle the fuck out of you.
>>24933596
Fucking hell, I just read your green text. Your childhood was hell. I hope you get your head sorted out with your new therapist
>>24933643
>everyone complimenting your looks
>omg I'm so ugly
Either you're stupid or just really can't help yourself and keep on fishing and fishing for more compliments. Idk why you would ignore everyone else's opinion and overvalue your own stupid fucked up opinion. You're really not very smart, are you?
>>24933643
Maybe for you. Way to generalize a whole gender. Who cares what other people think let alone random faggots on 4chan.
>>24933709
Holy shit dude, low key self hate like the rest of us. Why are women so bad at that? Every time they want to feel shitty they go on this loud tirade about how bad they have it. The entire thing just comes across as attention seeking rather than depressing. Have some pride, bottle that shit up until you're ready to kill yourself.
>>24933701
They want to fuck me. Men would literally fuck anything. You could put a picture of an obese disabled black woman and she'd still get replies for a dicking. Hell, if you put up a profile as a man, looking for other men, you would also get bombarded with replies. All men want is to put their dick in a warm hole. It's only attractive women that actually enter relationships with men.
I'm not even that sexual, sex is the lowest priority for me in a relationship.
>>24933709
>pretty girl whines about how she's ugly
>everyone reacts exactly like they are reacting to you right now
HMMMMM, I wonder why that could be. It's almost like that's exactly what's happening at this very moment.
![Christina-Ricci-christina-ricci-4883662-1024-768[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OBorwNq.jpg "Christina-Ricci-christina-ricci-4883662-1024-768[1].jpg")
>>24933010
You're not ugly.
I don't know how to put that in more direct terms. You are not an ugly human female. You're a 6-ish to 7 rating woman.
You achieve the base level for male attention. Your looks are not going to hold you back from getting a boyfriend or husband.
There are many, many, many women in this world who look extremely similar to you and are held up as sex symbols. The differences between them and you are two very simple things
>make-up
>confidence
That's it.
>>24933725
I don't take into consideration lies anymore. I know the truth, I've heard it many times. The things people say to make me feel better roll off of my back. I know what people think privately about me. I've been a fly on the wall too many times.
>>24933792
>You're a 6-ish to 7 rating woman.
This is cruel, she's a strong 3 at best
>>24933754
Fuck off. The men all want you but that's not good enough. They need to magically super duper want you for pure magical reasons or something because your life is shit and men are all evil.
STOP BEING SO STUPID. I CAN'T HANDLE THE RAGE ANY LONGER
>>24933678
If you are truly selfconscious about your looks, and you'd have a horde of women telling you how cute you are, you'd still not believe it. Self loathing gets rooted down into one's personality, and a few noname Anons telling you you look cute will never change that.
>>24933719
Cuddlefucking is not okay, Anon.
>>24933792
She has a symmetrical face, her forehead is a normal size and not big like mine, she has her eyes close together and a prominent nose bridge. Her zygomas don't protrude as far as mine, she has cheekbones, her lips have a much better shape, she doesn't have jowels or wrinkles, and photoshop (presumably) has made her skin look clear and poreless. She also probably doesn't have a fucked up jawline.
>>24933754
Explicitly state on profile and in first response that you're waiting for a long term commitment.
Then the gadabouts will leave you be, and we can see how many orbiters you accrue.
>>24933754
Last night I fell asleep imaging that I was cuddling you and you'd pulled my arms closer when you thought I was asleep.>tfw welsh so I'm thousands of miles away from mystery so I'll never get to cwtch herCwtch is cuddle in Welsh.
>>24933794
I wish I was there right now so I could pin you down and rape you and make you understand how beautiful and desireable you are. You're just delusional. You probably were never loved. You probably never learned how to distinguish liars who are telling you what you want to hear and people who are genuine. I'm sorry.
>>24933839
>being proud of speaking welsh
This one looks like she has it, but maybe it's some other disease.
>>24933831
I did this with a friend from /r9k/ before. We made two profiles. One was mine, stating that I only was seeking long term relationships. It was a real, honest profile.
The other one was an ugly obese girl who was looking for casual sex. The same men that messaged me looking for a "date" messaged her looking for casual sex.
Most men on dating sites are just messaging everything they can in the hopes of getting their dick wet. Men don't need to use internet dating to start meaningful relationships because they only get into meaningful relationships with 9-10/10 Staceys who don't even use dating sites.
tfw no cute-ugly gf
>>24933829
If you're so dead set on being ugly then why are you attention whoring on an anonymous imageboard about it.
You're vapid and boring, and you fish for compliments, things like those are the reason you are alone, not because of your squashed in face.
>>24933724
Turns out she's a social worker, not a therapist.
NHS is shit. Ask for a therapist, get something else
>>24933376
i thought that pewd had ton of videos where he's with his gf,SomeOrdinaryGamers doesn't seem to use his social life as an accessory,at least he doesn't talk about it.
>>24933863
What is it you want in a relationship?
>>24933829
The fact that you even know what a zygoma is shows just how mentally ill you are. You fixate over this shit and have it convince that it's the reason for all your issues and how you feel deep down, when in reality it's completely irrelevant and you're just searching for something you can point to and blame.
>>24933839
I went to Wales once. I was there for 2 weeks. It was probably the happiest time of my life ever. i stayed out in the country surrounded by farms with the sea in the visible distance. I'd walk around in the afternoon till it got dark out. Everything felt good.
>>24933754
You'd fit right in at tumblr. GO THERE INSTEAD YOU FUCKING NORMIE!
>>24933829
cheer up clam
I used to dwell in the present
I used to be so hesitant
But now I've got my whole life to live
And I've got all my love to giveTo all you fuckers that I hate
>>24933867
>admits i have a squashed in face
lel, all i wanted, thank you
>>24933863
Do it again and bring back screen shots.
Do it you fucker.
I'm hijacking this thread
Lets talk about ice cream. Whats everyones favourite flavour? Mines straciatella and you??
![khloe-kardashian-curls-pantene-lead[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HQNBU3v.jpg "khloe-kardashian-curls-pantene-lead[1].jpg")
>>24933803
Without makeup or confidence she is a 4, the same as Christina Ricci would be without.
Genetics only play so much of a part in a person's level of attraction.
One thing just about any woman can do is have long, gorgeous hair. There are products and techniques out there for pretty much every kind of hair that will allow a woman to achieve this.
Having good hair is almost as good as having big boobs for a woman.
>>24933863
So you think men can't want to have sex with women and also find women that they want to date and fall in love with at the same time?
You're fucking crazy.
>>24933863
well, if you're consigned to being alone forever, then you should start posting about your research or a hobby.
I know that even though it would be a hoot, I'll never learn how to play accordion.
If I posted about not playing accordion all day every day, that would make me a maniac.
Defining yourself by your romantic failure, and focusing solely upon that makes you a maniac.
>>24933926
>tfw balding
Am fucked, fml
waardenburg syndrome with similar features
>>24933912
>i'll make people angry enough that they insult me and then use that to back up my delusional self views and then be smug about it lel
Oh I'm sorry I thought I accidentally logged onto reddit for a second with the amount of circlejerking going on here...
>>24933924
Rocky road friendo.
>>24933924
>straciatella
what the fuck is that?
Use real words nigga.
>>24933948
>blames it on anger
No takesy-backsy.
>>24933936
your parasympathetic nervous system is reacting
Why don't you get bangs you idiot
>>24933967
what's your email address. mysto?
waardenburg can happen to any race i guess
![fore[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/YQ5lOSI.png "fore[1].png")
>>24933829
>her forehead is a normal size and not big like mine
>Christina Ricci
oh I am laffin
Her face is asymmetrical like everyone's is.
Her lips may benefit from a bit of tasteful collagen injections, or she simply uses good lip gloss to make them appear plumper.
Cheekbones...lrn 2 make-up
Ain't nothing stopping you from shoopin your pics. That's the standard these days for a woman on the internet.
>>24933924
I fucking love Ben and Jerry's Half Baked.
Honorable mention for mint chocolate chip
>>24933912
And yet even with a squashed in face you manage a 5-6~ status that you vehemently deny so that you can place the blame of your shortcomings onto someone else so that you don't have to take responsibility for your life's shortcomings because the ugliness you have is really what's been inside of you this whole time
You prescribe your own misery even with an exit in sight, you are beyond saving
>>24932173
Reddit pls go. Leave us alone in our safe space. The internet is a vast place. Go somewhere else.
>>24933973
Holy shit i looked even worse with bangs. i'm FUCKING BALDING becauseGodHATES me.
>>24933960
rolling for arachne or scylla pls
>>24933972
Please, just stop. Every time you try to sound smart, you fail.
>>24933981
dats a cute little niglet
not cute enough for me to send a dollar a day though
>>24933926
I pull my hair out, mmmm the feel of never being desired by a man.
>>24933936
Rogaine for women.
You have to take care of yourself. That's the whole lesson to take away from this.
>>24933855
It's dead as fuck as a language, go to north Wales and everyone speaks it though, just because they refuse to speak English.Wales would still be a bunch of mine dwelling, mountain folk if the English didn't drag us into the future.
>>24933897
North or South?
The mountains are lovely, back when I left the house me and my friends would go underaged drinking up into the woods with a fire and when everyone fell asleep I'd just stare at the stars, in the pitch black they're bright as fuck.I always found something deeply relaxing about space so it was brilliant for me.
mystery, would you date me if I could teach you to love yourself? Or would you rather stay stuck in misery where you're comfortable?
>>24933966
Its vanillacream with tiny chocolate flakes mixed in.
Look that shit up pleb its glorious.
>>24933994
>believing in god
Hah, get a load of this idiot. No wonder you're delusional, you still believe in religion
>>24933994
NYAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
ROASTIE GETTING WHAT SHE DESERVES
>>24934019
LOL.
I was on Rogaine for a year because of shmucks like you.
Seriously one of the BIGGEST regrets of my life. Do you know that Rogaine breaks down the collagen in your skin, leading to wrinkles and sagging skin? When I got off it, I was at the age where collagen synthesis finally evens out. My skin is permanently fucked. People think I look 30, I get called ma'am all because of LE ROGAINE MAYMAY
Go fuck yourself. I've done more for my physical appearance than you will ever know. Very little has actually helped. I have to work my ass off to even look like a 4/10. This is why I've given up, its not worth it.
Why do you let women control you. /r9k/?
>>24934068
>not wanting to be called ma'am
>tfw I am a madam and I CAN FEEL THE POWER
dat FAS
>>24934034
I was in Aberdaron, which is North according to google.
![241[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XjXwKIQ.jpg "241[1].jpg")
>>24931389
Some people on /wooo/ claim pro wrestler Taeler Hendrix has FAS.
Doesn't stop 99.99% of us wanting to plow the ever loving crap out of her.
>>24934068
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
THIS IS GLORIOUS
>>24933988
but why pretend to be all those things we aren't? society has gone to shits and men prefer women to become fake plastic scarred bimbos.
![taeler[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IvA2Qzk.jpg "taeler[1].jpg")
>>24934094
reasons being
faces are pretty overrated to be quite frank with you my relatives
>>24934084
It makes you feel good because people are calling you by your preferred gender and that's exciting, but I bet it just makes her feel old.
>>24931389
So yesterday was a strange night.
I was under the assumption that mystery was a tranny. Although that may have been some other tripfag, who knows. Anyway, never really payed it much mind.
Then on a whim I listened to one of the vocaroos the other night, and I have to say, I like her voice. Huh.
>>24933882
Yes, he even has plenty of videos where his girlfriend is the one playing instead.
It's more about the part where Pewdiepie is a good guy who doesn't seem to whore her girlfriend out to get more viewers, possibly because he already has an insane amount of subscribers and viewers, so it isn't even necessary at this point.
>these tripfags out in full force
All this desperation to get noticed by a chick with daddy issues on a cantonese carpet review image site is fascinating.
>>24934129
JLH is the tranny
>>24933994
Then get those weaves or extensions or whatever the fuck black girls get. Everyone knows girls are all fake anyways
>>24933863
Yeah? I'll get my dick wet casually or in a relationship. I know what I want, I'll go get it.
It's up to you to force guys to play into a relationship if that's what you want.
>>24934157
I thought JLH was just a man pretending to be a woman for trolling purposes.
>>24934157
my boipucci is wet
>>24933602
top kek, no make it like a storyline with your .gifs representing autismcodes and their story
>>24934039
The Mystery Machine usually blows through her orbiters in about a month.
Then they get mad and make threads like this.
>>24934068
you just keep playing that blame game
maybe you'll actually get what you want: being forever alone
>>24934184
JLH is a cute girl, swami is the tranny, I'm the ugly girl.
Can't believe you fucks haven't learned this yet.
>>24934174
>It's women's fault I'm a slut!
go find yourself some self worth instead of spreading your dick around
all of you tripfags just fucking die please. you are all degenerates.
>>24934209
It only works in person where you can control them and make them attach to you and idolize you.
>>24934209
She's a fuckin succubus. She steals your life essence. The poor bastards probably got chewed up and spat out.
>>24934218
Why would I really care? You're a woman, on /r9k/, why should I care about you in any way especially since you're an ugly creature inside and out apparently.
>>24934184
I think Jennifer Love Hewitt might actually be a XX chick.
She has that "I'm such a a sarcastic asshole LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOOOOK AT MEEEEE NOT CARING WHAT YOU SILLY BOYS THINK OF ME IN THIS OTHER GIRLS THREAD" thing going on.
She's also old as fuck. 30+ would not surprise me.
>>24933352
>>24933393
This. I'm in Texas, but I personally know robots in Tennessee, Alabama, California, Washington, England, Sweden, Norway, Brazil, and sometimes Lithuania.
We're a diverse bunch.
>>24934222
huh? what are you talking about bruh. I don't deflect agency for my actions, I just pursue my goals
>>24934250
desu mysty personality doesnt seem that bad.
there are far worse people then her.
shes really innocent full of angst but will find her way one day hopefully
its funny because mystery actually looks like eggman, except not as good.
>>24931389
Is that mystery? She has a really banging body desu. I think that the hair issue could be fixed. She can be really pretty imo.
>>24934291
kill yourself tripfag loving faggot.
>>24931389
Is that her in the image? she's really pretty
>>24934259
pls im 22.
young&tight
like a tiger
>>24934250
What's the point in using a trip, if your post content is just going to be identical to the content of the more-than-average manchild on /r9k/? You may as well be Anonymous.
>>24934075
Somebody answer the trip faggot
>>24933634
No you stupid fuck that's a guy too btw
I'd still fug jer
>>24934308
kill yourself degenerate junky
>>24934273
I'm talking about people without self respect, it's not your partners job to make you get in a relationship. Women shouldn't be the one determining that for you.
>>24934250
This.
She has ought to suffer.
>>24934281
Of course there are people far worse than here. No one is saying that mystery.jpg is the worst tripfag to ever exist. It's just apparent that she's not very attractive on the inside and seems super bitter about her own self-worth even though it's completely acknowledged that she is no way a robot. All she needs to do is "woman up" and she's fine. Most of the men here don't even have that option.
>>24934308
There's literally no way you could be 22.
>>24934316
Because 40k posts on /a/ ain't just for show, m8. Have you met my waifu? She's an ally of justice.
>>24934281
You're defending her on the basis that she is a woman in a way you wouldn't do for any guy, tripfag or not. Not only is she a woman but she is incredibly histrionic, worse than that fat black kid. She provides nothing to the site but you have to stand up for her for some reason.
>>24934281
She won't listen to reason though. I don't tolerate girls who just beat up on themselves when they're around me. I bet most guys get tired of it after a while and leave her.
>>24934267
Like I said, I know two robots who live within an hour of me.
>one is a girl, 24, kind of fat, has a bf, lives literally down the street from me, i had a crush on her when i started talking to her, she draws pictures of me and collects stuffed animals, but it turns out she has a bf and i don't really like pussy anyway
>the other is a boy, he is doing his undergrad in the same thing i did, he's nice to me but purely out of pity i think, we are going ice skating on christmas break and i'm trying really hard not to give away how crazy i am, kek
>>24934308
Oh yeah, let me get some of that tight young boypussy!
>>24934339
>I'm so cool for posting on a board that enjoys garbage like K-on, Madoka, and Evangelion
OK.
>>24934316
>Tripfag
>Whiteknight
>Calls others a manchild
I wonder who could be behind this post...
>>24934325
>>24934325
SLAM IT DOWN IN THE VEIN LET IT PUMP LET IT FLOW TO MA BRAIN GOOD DOPE
>>24934339
Shes going though a phase. It will end. Men here as well are gong though a phase that should eventrully nd but everyone here is so self destructive and self loathing and i mean EVERYONE
also a women never reveals her true age c;
>>24934327
It literally is. Pushing a woman to get into a relationship is like saying 'I love you' first. The world doesn't work that way because to women, making the move to start a relationship reeks of desperation. My job is to get sex, hers is to wrangle me into a relationship. Push/pull
>>24934354
>the other is a boy, he is doing his undergrad in the same thing i did, he's nice to me but purely out of pity i think, we are going ice skating on christmas break and i'm trying really hard not to give away how crazy i am, kek
I don't even know you, but I want you to die. How horrible of you. How literal horrible of you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8oCoObsxGg
>>24934372
Well yeah, it's the best board on 4chan. Not only that, but why are you even here if you don't like anime?
>>24934354
So if you ever wanted to know more, because you're a cute girl all you need to do is say where you live and people near you will contact you.
I hate that you don't understand how privileged that makes you.
>>24933621
mystery, why are you so mad that there are guys that look better than you and that men would rather have a good looking cocksleeve than an unattractive broodmother?
>>24934339
I apologize for not checking your trip's statistics, your highness.
>>24934384
Wouldn't that make me more of a feminist rather than a fedora tipper? The latter can actually be considered to be a manchild as well, after all.
>>24934399
How is it horrible of me...? I'm confused.
>>24931389
When did Sasha Grey become a bot?
>>24934423
Either way, you still reek of reddit.
>>24934391
Then when is this phase going to end? It's been going on for like 5 years now. 4chan as a whole is a decade. When does it ever stop?
>>24934423
As long as you know your place, tripplebeian.
>>24934432
>we are going ice skating on christmas break
>we are going ice skating on christmas break
>we are going ice skating on christmas break
>we are going ice skating on christmas break
OH GEE, I WONDER WHY I WOULD BE MAD.
Let me recount what I'm doing for Christmas. Sit alone in my apartment funposting on 4chan.
What are you going to be doing?
>we are going ice skating on christmas break
Fuck off.
>>24934157
Ah, that's right.
I sometimes get people mixed up.
Thanks for that.
Now that that's sorted, I can say with confidence that I wish mystery would fine a way to be happy with herself.
Your looks don't matter when you're doing a solitary activity, after all.
I'd probably be her friend if we ever talked.Fuck JLH though
>>24934476
Don't be mad. You can come if you really want to.
>>24931389
This is what happened to eggman.
What makes you think your zygomata are too prominent? It's a desired feature-and probably rarer amongst Caucasians.
If anything, your bigonial-bizygomatic ratio seems to be 1:1; it's unfortunate, but in the other direction.
Do you think flat faces makes people attractive? Shaving them down would be misjudged.
>>24933376
Just so you guys know, this guy is probably the biggest faggot ever to lurk here. Even worse than mystery
>>24934432
>Being social
NORMIE NORMIE NORMIE NORMIE!
JLH will you be my gf
>>24934437
Do you know what happens to people who break rules by shitposting?
>>24934450
Howso? Because I don't mindlessly insult every human being who happens to have a vagina? That's what you'd call showing a shred of humanity, which is not a trait bound to Redditors at all. I mean shit lad, MGTOW and MensRights are booming on Reddit more so than they ever will on 4chan. Hating women seems to be a lot more Reddit than not hating them.
>>24934476
I like Takumi Fujiwara.
>>24934308
I don't believe for one second you are 22 years old. You have the typing style and demeanor of someone who came here from a traditional message board. 22 year old women do not use &.
>>24934515
It will be my first social interaction in like 3 years. I am looking forward to it immensely.
>>24934491
Oh, I can be mad. I don't sit by and just accept things like this. You want to whine and bitch and moan on how horrible you are, but yet you're going out with some guy to go ice skating. YEAH, YOUR LIFE MUST BE REALLY TOUGH. OH MAN, YOU LOOK SO OLD GETTING CALLED MA'AM AND STUFF. There are people on this board who would kill to do something like ice skating with a girl and yet you're here asking for pity.
Fuck off, seriously.
>>24934521
Not much since you're still here faggot
>>24934521
>is clearly an sjw
>posts undertale pictures
Well there you guys have it.
>>24934090
Ahh, I'm from South, in RCT.
The mountains are full of old country stone houses that have been abandoned, bomb shelters and bunkers on shooting ranges they used to use in WW2.
It's pretty easy to be alone out here now I think about it.Other than Chavs it would be a perfect place for a robot.
>>24934509
Mystery is an (apparently) bisexual woman, though, or just an openminded/bicurious one.
In the non-literal sense, you are right. Mystery is an innocent and vulnerable kitten. Don't bully her.
>>24934542
I'm not breaking any rules. Re-read them, will you?
>>24934530
>It will be my first social interaction in like 3 years.
hurr other than you know, college
>>24934476
Who knows?
It doesnt really effect anyone else but her if you REALLY think about it. Choose to ignore, but no one is doing that. This is like highschool.
It will end when she finds herself. No man will solve it. But when she finds her inner self and accepts what and who she is.
I personally recommend lots of drugs. Thats how I found myself. Not hard ones, but shrooms, lsd, 2cb,mdma, various others
>>24934538
>going out
It's not a date, sempai.
>some guy
A robot.
>people on this board who would kill to do something like ice skating with a girl
Not with me, desu.
mystery, honestly, the best thing you could do is give up completely on love and all of that
dedicate yourself to passions and goals
stop with these dorks and losers
you'll feel so much better not trying to measure up to their unrealistic expectations
and the best thing is that if you're enjoying your life and your own self, a good man will come along and want to share in your happiness, and you wont feel COMPELLED to be with him out of loneliness, you will CHOOSE to be with him freely, and only if he doesn't detract from your own rich life
>>24931389
boys with FAS can be very beautiful.
>>24934530
mystery whats your killcount
