We call my dog "the trashman" because sometimes we come home and he'll open the bin and the trash will be thrown all around. Right when I walk through the door and see it I yell "the trashman came". The trashman is always on call and work 24/7, 365 days a year.
>my cats do thus to the bathroom trash can
>go in there some mornings and there's 3 hooligans eating qtips in a mound of tissue
>>24934156
Well that sounds fucking retarded...
You literally have to clean up trash every single day of your life twice. Here are 3 suggestions to make you not retarded.
>Put the garbage can up when you leave. Either on a counter, washing machine, fridge, or in a pantry etc etc.
>Buy a garbage can that cannot be opened by dogs. These are popular because dogs tend to eat garbage.
>discipline and train your dog. It's not hard.
good luck idiotbro
>>24934191
I would love to have a cat but I'm allergic. I like that breed of cat that acts like a dog.
>>24934241
But I respect my dog for being an entrepreneur. Why would I want to put the trashman out of a job? The economy is taking a toll on everyone and I'm proud my dog has taken the initiative to find work.
>>24934156
Show your dominance, don't be a beta to a dog. Pin it down, growl, and bite it's leg. Once you do this it will stop the unwanted behaviour and act normal
>>24934300
Lel, I like you OP you're funny.
Just took trashman for a walk. He's happy now.
>>24934156
>>24934989
He looks like a happy dog, you must be a good owner.
>>24934989
You disgust me
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>>24934989
i love trashman please give him a pet for me
>>24934528
Check out these badass Christmas treats I found to go in his stocking this year
>>24934156
>we
you mean "I"
>>24935054
>he gives his dog a stocking
I thought I was the only one, I knew you were cool OP.
Like the other guy said, please give Trash man a pet for me.
>>24935043
Done diddly
>>24934156
Youre dog is a cute. You should call him the cute.
>>24935064
Nah. I'm schizophrenic.
>>24934156
>>24934989
>>24935121
one day, he dies
How do I get my dog to pull the garbage out of my trash can? I want to call him a trashman too.
>>24935202
Idk. Got mine from the pound last year. He came like this.