>this was confirmed to be eggmans girlfriend
We created a monster /r9k/, We let him into our family and he used us for fame and betrayed all of us.Trust nobody I guess
he's going to be cucked really quick
>>26611477
He's being cucked right now by his dog
just look at the pic pham
>>26611458
this is impossible,no women will ever find eggman atractive,unless he as a lot of women this is completely impossible
What would you robots see yourself doing right now if the internet was never invented?
suicide I guess
I dont think the internet fucked me up, I think I just spend so much time on here because >no friends
>>26611444
Inventing the internet
Drawing Tijuana bibles and hauling moonshine.
>walk past her
>say hi
>no response
>she doesn't even look at you
>she keeps on walking
A feel I know all too well. It's like we're not even the same species anymore. We have become supreme gentlemen
>she only cuddles me for a few minutes before kicking me out
>>26612853
If a girl walks by me I pretend she isnt even there so I can avoid things like this
Do women have a right to sex if they become disabled or deformed and no longer get dates the normal way?
http://www.bbc.com/news/disability-35561347
Only if men have the same right
Who am I kidding, gender inequality is real but the opposite of what they present
>>26611411
Once you're disabled, you're not really a person anymore, so disabled "women" are going to have to find out how to deal with their sexual urges by themselves.
>>26611411
>Comedian Romina Puma, who has muscular dystrophy, says disabled people's right to sex should not be ignored.
if some lonely sad sack of shit guy spoke of his "right to have sex" he'd be met with outrage and called an entitled mysoginist or some shit like that and shunned.
i hate women so much.
Is it unacceptable to be watching anime on a Friday night?
>>26611199
It's unacceptable to stream it, you disgusting fucking plebeian
>>26611233
This, on a mobile device no less, you really are pathetic OP
I didn't even know it was friday.
You walk into the club and this kid slaps your girlfriend's ass
What do you do?
>>26611189
Snap his neck
>>26611189
i think i see some pixels
>>26611189
>r9k
>your girlfriend
If you had $10,000 show up in your bank account right now, would it help you fix the situation you're in currently in life?
If I had $10,000, I would be able to move out and feel normal, like I'm doing something with my life and not just living in the attic of my mothers house with no friends.
Id be able to move out and live nomadic.
I would pay for college and invest the rest.
I would be able to buy a car and not worry about bills for a little while, so I could save my wages and get a psychologist to help me work out my issues. So in the long run, yes.
I'm expecting a chorus of mom.
>engineering degree
I honestly don't think I've spoken to a female for weeks
Maybe a cashier or something, I don't remember
mom
i'm at home what the fuck do you want?
>>26612772
It was one of the workers at the dmv actually. Pretty hot little thing too.
Booze and drinking thread, friday night edition.
Who else gonna get drunk tonight? I'm a NEET who lives at home with his single mother, and this is 5th or 6th week running that I've essentially spent good boy points on booze. I asked her to get cheap vodka, and she got me this caramel apple flavored shit. I've never had a flavored vodka I like, but all it did was cost me a week of GBP.
Share what you're drinking, share feels, tell stories.
If you don't drink alone to dull the pain you do not belong here.
>>26611155
Drinking with my best friend at his house. He's drinking beer and I take shooters. Should be good, lad.
7 beers deep, 4 sierra nevadas 3 miller lites feels pretty nice friendo
>>26611155
Starting some wild turkey and thinking about life
Which pill is /r9k/ on?
clearpill
>>26611142
egg pill
>>26611142
a lot of robots seem to buy into the blackpill thing
even though the faggot who came up with the idea is a lying hypocrite who is literally disproving his own video on the subject everyday when he fucks his gf
PUA's are cocksuckers, but there's a reason they're so good at what they do
>tfw you will never read Ulysses for the 1st time again
>>26611105
I've never read it.
>start reading last summer
>really enjoy all the references and shit
>come to chapter 3
>tfw I dropped the book
I wish I wasn't a pleb, the book looks really fun.
Maybe I'll give it another shot this summer.
>start reading Ulysses
>read 10% of it
>put it back on my bookshelf
>no temptation to ever start reading it again
Would you lick and sniff a cute girl's asshole if she had a shower that morning and hadn't shat since but had been walking around campus all day?
i would lick and sniff a cute girl's butthole in any circumstance no matter what condition her beautiful anus was in
>>26611021
that's literally my fetish, senpai
>>26611021
That's an awfully specific scenario, sempai. I guess you have given the subject a significant amount of thought.
Why does being male have to suck so bad?
>in constant competition with other males in every facet of life
>have to work your ass off for anything unless you're lucky and have nepotism or friends
>have to be extremely social
>must take the leading role in every romantic endeavor
>expected to be stoic and daring and full of baseless confidence
I don't blame tranny freaks for seeing how much...
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am i the one who'd rather be make than female?
>>26610923
because life is shit, and we should be dead
male disposability is natural, but now because of the progression of society
the disposable sex isn't being disposed of
Why do you want to be a dude?, seriously
>Can't bald
>The more valued and attractive sex
>Clothes are more interesting and I'm a straight guy but panties seem and look comfy compared to men's underwear which is dull and boring
>Can easily get laid
>Don't have to approach the opposite sex to initiate a date
>males are nothing but muscle dildos.nothing but walking dildos....
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I'm a neckbeard autist who's been dating a qt for almost a year now. We were hanging out and browsing 4chan and she thought I should make a post to give some advice to the /r(9k)/obots here.
I'm objectively a 5/10 at best but looks don't seem to matter much as long as you're charismatic, caring, and fun to be around. Literally nothing else seems to matter.
We met on OKC, she messaged first since I only "Like" profiles to avoid wasting time on no-reply messages. I was actually surprised how many girls actually message you first...
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>>26612679
Damn i wish i had a jaw like that
That is the most retarded thing I ever heard.
>>26612748
How so? Its all true. Girls like it when you're not a poser and just own your personality with pride.
>be in Grade Ten
>aspie, have no friends
>teacher says "pair up with someone for this project."
>get stuck with the literal retard
>mfw I realize I am to them what he is to me
fast forward 3 years:
>work at burger-flipping joint
>co-worker asks if I can cover him for a couple hours
>I don't know what...
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>be in Grade Ten
Stopped reading.
>>26610714
Saw this exact post a few days ago.
Kys faggit
>>26610714
You unintentionally blew a normie the fuck out. That is something to be proud of.