I'm expecting a chorus of mom.
>engineering degree
I honestly don't think I've spoken to a female for weeks
Maybe a cashier or something, I don't remember
mom
i'm at home what the fuck do you want?
>>26612772
It was one of the workers at the dmv actually. Pretty hot little thing too.
>>26612772
My flatmate
She's 5/10 but i guess there's worse
>>26612772
elderly lady at taco bell
qt younger chick before her
my girl-friend before that.
>>26612772
Fat co worker
Jokes on you
That is my fetish
>>26612772
I was about to say my boss but fuck....
I don't even remember, at work everyone melds into the same generic blur
>>26612796
>elderly lady at taco bell
Oh dear, you're a fart absorber.
>gf
probably smells like piss and pussy juice
Ayy it'd be a friend of mine. She's not really hot, maybe a 5 or 6, but this situation would be good with most females, discounting the elderly.
>>26612837
That's what you smell of now.
I told a few girls to stfu in the library. So annoying
>>26612941
Wow, such an adonis.
>>26612908
My sister. Not as bad as my mom, but she did have Mexican so I'm worried there.
>>26612984
Wat?
Original comment big poop
>>26612772
Good thing last female I spoke to was a female friend I want to fuck so goddamn bad why jesus stop this feel
>>26612999
Wow trips and I accidentally replied to a random poster instead of OP. gg
>>26612772
Literally this girl.
that would be my boss ..i dont know how i feel about this
>>26613077
Trips then dubs, you should try to get a gf with that kind of luck
>>26613036
I'm calling you a beta bitch, anon.
My girlfriend yay
>>26613112
eyes are too far apart
>>26613163
Why? Should I have decked her instead to be a real alpha?
>>26612772
my friend's girlfriendI'd rather be her socks
>>26613189
No, if you told her to be quiet that's fine. I just thought you were trying to be one of those twats who's all like "I told a woman to stfu,I M GRATE"
>going to post office a few days ago
>drive up to the front
>look inside at the line
>see this chick at the desk
>wear those neko cat ears, fishnet stocking, fake leather (I assume) cow skirt, one of those with black spots and white material, some anime shirt, and boots
>looks at me as I hold the door open for her
>"Thanks bro"
That was the most intimate conversation I'd had with a woman in probably months.
>>26612772
Cute bar slut.
>>26613191
I know that feel anon.
Fucking bot man.
>>26613182
Post your picture.
I'll wait.
>>26613221
Nah man that aint me
>>26613112
>those eyes
Is she possessed or something?
>>26613253
From a while back, but I'm not as fat now.
>>26613260
Fairplay man, fairplay.
>>26613312
Where's your reply anon?
A 19yo junkie who asked me for a cigarette as I was entering my building. She's still pretty hot but it must be fucking rank down there. I'd trade down to the kinda cute but really nice chink girl at the chinee restaurant-she takes care of herself.
>>26613458
Junkies don't normally have much of a sex life. Kills your drive. Honestly, nodding on opiates is a thousand times better than any orgasm can ever reach so it's no wonder why. So don't expect to see too much action. Maybe that's a good thing, better than being doomed to watch some slut get fucked countless times. If she was a tweaker though, those panties are gonna be off for most of the day.
if I were my extremely horny 15 year old self I would probably enjoy being my mom's panties
>>26612772
Well I last spoke to my mom, but my 9/10 on-again-off-again was texting me more recently than that. So I don't know what to make of this.
>Underage coworker
>>26612772
If in person, mom. If virtual, a GAYMER GURL who's my friend's fiance.
>>26612772
My qt as fuck optometrist. I'm good with this desu
>>26613906
You're next appointment? Her sitting on yo face.
>>26613433
No reply necessary.
My crush who I'm in a desperate friendzone with <3
>>26613971
ay nigga, you my panties
Chick at the pizza place. Not bad.
>>26612772
Some pill-popping junkie who's in my group of rock climbing peeps.
I'd rather not DESU.
>my 9 year old cousin
I'm not a butt guy. Can I be her sock instead?
In which case, I'm my older sister's volleyball sock.
my overweight coworkerwho I've had sex with
Girl I'm sorta mutually crushing on
>>26612772
Panties of the two jb highschoolers that yelled hi at me this morning
Funny thing is the majority of the posters on this board bring a pair of panties is more useful than their current life.
>talk to my mother every few weeks
>calls me
>end call, open r9k and see this
jesus christ what a shit
>>26614569
I don't have a smart reply, the smug anime image just triggered me.
>>26612772
Panties of the ugly, 40 year old co-worke....
No,
panties of the ugly, HR approved black-muslim-female 45-50 year old incompetent coworker.
Fuck.
I can't remember the last girl I talked to. I haven't talked with a person in about 3 years.
>>26615299
You poor poor little thing
>>26615299
Aww, I'm sorry anon, I'd give you a cuddle if I could.
>>26612908
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Hint: It isn't.
Bbw at the library
I had a raging boner
So fucking thigh
Cute qirl who took my order at the cafe.
>>26613112
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome/10
>my e-gf
Better than nothing I suppose.
>My wife
Fine with me. I already spend a lot of time with my face buried in her crotch
>>26612772
The cute girl I accidentally elbowed in the head while getting up from my desk after class yesterday
>>26614437
Well, is she cute?
>>26612772
I don't even remember. Might have said a word or two to a female cashier a couple of days ago.
Do text conversations work?
Cause I talked to a qt today for a while.
>>26612772
elderly Indian woman who works at the university commons.
