>be in Grade Ten
>aspie, have no friends
>teacher says "pair up with someone for this project."
>get stuck with the literal retard
>mfw I realize I am to them what he is to me
fast forward 3 years:
>work at burger-flipping joint
>co-worker asks if I can cover him for a couple hours
>I don't know what this means, but say sure
>don't attend to any of his responsibilities
>he comes back and freaks out
>he has to rush and clean the bathroom, unload a bunch of stock. and wash a bunch of dishes in 30 minutes or Rothstein will have his dick
>he barely finishes
>asks later if I forgot
>I don't know what to say cause I have no idea what he means
>he gives me annoyed look and says, "Whatever."
>explain to mummy and she looks sad and says "oh anon" and spells it out for me
I think that's when she realized I'd never live independently.
Still work there, though.
>be in Grade Ten
Stopped reading.
>>26610714
Saw this exact post a few days ago.
Kys faggit
>>26610714
You unintentionally blew a normie the fuck out. That is something to be proud of.
You're underage, I have to report you now.
>be me last year
>family dinner, before we start eating
>my mom says my little cousin looks a lot like some model she saw in a magazine
>mom starts saying some names, aunt googles them
>I guess I can contribute
>I scream out loud "EMILY BLOOM"
>aunt googles it
I don't even know why the hell I did that, I only realized after a couple seconds I had done something stupid.
After googling Emily Bloom aunt gave me an angry look and didn't talk to me all throughout the evening.
>>26610976
>fast forward 3 years:
>be 20
>have license, but mom doesn't let me drive any of the cars cause she doesn't want to put me on insurance
>one day younger sister comes home sick, throws keys on kitchen table
>I really want some ice cream from Fry's
>decide to risk it
>drive to Fry's
>crash
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I named my m4 in counter strike after temple grandin.
>be in kindergarten
>dad always gives me a hug before class in morning
>one day he doesn't give me a hug
>this bothered me so much that I ran out of the room holding back tears
>I met him at the end of the hall and hugged him
>I went back to class and petended like nothing happened.
