I think I've finally gotten to the point where I need to seek help. I'm sick of binge drinking my weekends away and waking up feeling like I lost control. I'm sick of craving a beer or thinking "it's socially acceptable to have one beer right now". Now my only sister is going through alcoholics anonymous back home, and I've decided I may need to sober up before I get to that point. Has anyone had this experience? How did you do it? I just need someone to talk to about this.
I have withdrawals everyday and my body is rejecting when I drink so I have to do it slowly. I don't evne get derunk anymore, I just shake and puke all day. ;_;
How do you even get to this point? Alcohol isn't that fun, it's expensive and it tastes like shit. Just don't drink it.
>>29656820
Good advice my man. Surely you will help OP with it and raise your own social status amongst us, your peers.
Okay so I live in the Netherlands, every american woman I've ever met is spoiled basic bitch, they literally talk like stereotypical basic bitch I almost think they're being sarcastic, why is that ? why are american women so spoiled ? most of american guys are decent but I can't stand the women
> Implying dutch women are any better.
>>29656607
>from netherlands
>uses nigger slang
>>29656699
what nigger slang did i use, famboy ?
About six months ago I started dating a qt belly gf. However recently I feel like I've been gaining weight since I've spent almost everyday with her (I've always had a very thin frame and I suddenly am beginning to have a gut).
Can any fat robots confirm if it's worth it or not? Should I embrace it or try to control my weight?
Controlll it being fat is not fun
>>29656559
She seems to be having fun with it...maybe that's 'cause she's a cute girl, though
>>29656524
control your fucking weight.
being fat feels like carrying around a repulsive tub of gristle on your midsection and it feels like having popcorn butter flowing through your veins. Go eat a thick pat of butter right now, with nothing on it. Just a large forkful of butter. Taste that shit. That's what being fat feels like.
And that's not the worst part. The worst part is that when you want to lose it, you have to suffer for months and months constantly with no breaks because you have to watch what...
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>bought beer Mixed with cola
>cashier looking smug with a smile to me
>identity card please Sir
>tfw you are already 25 years old.
>Sorry sir i just doing my Job here continu with here smug face
Beer Sold here with 18
Yeah well. I get carded for that shit all the time and I'm 25 as well. But I knew a guy who was 26 at the time who got carded for taking the greyhound bus and you only need to be like 14 for that.
They did it to me @ 30 and I didn't have any ID. A girl I liked bought before me and I had to leave looking like a tool
>>29656513
My sister in law got carded a couple weeks ago, she didnt have it on her and didnt get a bottle of wine.
She's 36 what the hell.
https://youtu.be/BEG-ly9tQGk
is he legitimately autistic?
>inb4 le shoot him with le gun
this isnt the point of this thread
He's a good archer, but he sounds very pretentious when it comes to talking about archery history. He probably has some facts wrong.
Archery is a pretty autistic hobby so yes.
>archery as a hobby
>talk about its history as if you're an expert on the subject
I never get the chance to be completely alone and fap in peace. Not even for 20 minutes.
Let me explain.
I am currently living in a dorm in uni. I live in a dorm room which I share with 2 other guys.
My roomates never leave the room. The stay home all the fucking time. There is always at least one of them present in the room. One guy doesn't even attend classes.
It is very rare for me to be alone longer than 20-60 minutes, and that happens literally twice a month.
Holy fucking shit, I am NEVER alone. I go weeks without fapping unvoluntarily....
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OP just go fap in the shower. Or do it right in front of them so maybe they'll take the hint to fucking leave.
>>29656502
Just go to your uni gym and bust a nut in the shower like everyone else does.
Or go get laid. Sorrority girls are easy as fuck.
Faggot.
>>29656527
This OP. Just whip out your wang and do it. Don't be a normie and wait for them to leave
Who /nofun/ here?
I somehow seem to bore most people who hang out with me. I'm starting to think my lack of impulsiveness and not taking drugs/drinking excessively is what makes them go away.
The moments I did do that shit, the atmosphere changes.
IKTF, it's to the point where nobody but someone I'm not that fond of wants to hang out, ever. I hang out with him anyway, to be fair. It goes well but I'm never eager for a repeat.
They all shy away from it, makes me wonder what the hell I'm doing wrong. Am I that unlikable?
end complaint
I feel like I'm stuck at the level where people like you but not enough to actually consider you a friend and invite you to do shit
>>29656622
Same.
They don't dislike me. I guess I'm "an ok"-guy, but not the type of guy you want to invite to parties or some shit.
They still invite me to go have a drink or some shit, but when fun is to be had, I don't hear much.
What in the fuck is wrong with me?
>be me
>go out to eat
>shit ton of mexican food
>eat A LITTLE too much
>"nothing I'm not used to, I'll be fine"
>go to sleep
>wake up as I'm fucking vomiting
>out of reflex I close my mouth
>my mouth and bed are now covered in...
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dunno, I throw up every morning before work...Might be because im an alcoholic stoner
>>29656403
Your fucked OP from those symptoms I say you got 3 months max left to live
>>29656403
food poisoning
I had it once in Spain after eating undercooked lamb
I woke up and rushed to the toilet but needed to be but sick at the same time, vomited all over the bathroom while I had violent diarrhea
I was sick for 2 weeks in 40c weather vomiting yellow bile
"hey anon we'll suck yours but only if you do chad first, what are you chicken?"
>>29656395
sure, i'm bi curious
>do chad
so I get to fuck him in the ass?
>>29657600
Or he gets to fuck your ass
>solid 8/10
>had sex with plenty of women
>stable relationship with equally attractive gf
>still post to /r9k/ because I'm a massive NEET
K 1 1 l urslef Normian CUCk
Op here, Pic is me btw
>>29656740
>solid 8/10
Maybe on /r9k/ where your competition is fat neckbeards who haven't bathed since middle school and don't know what a barber is, but to anyone whose actually seen an attractive man before, youre just as much an uggo as anyone here.
Obvious post here, but B8 harder next time and maybe wait for a few more replies before posting a picture of the mean boy from high school who you wanted r9k to attack for you, it'll make the reveal more shocking.
spent all day playing skyrim lads
i'm spending all day shitposting at work
>>29656385
shitposting is my work
>>29656412
That pepe is fucking racist, you prick
Holy shit. I talked to a cute random girl cause she was smoking and I needed a lighter.
how'd it go norm
>>29656422
I dropped my spaghetti a little bit and she smiled and said she completely understands.
I gave her back her lighter and 360'd out of there!
Cuuuuuute
>>29656489
damn it you faggot Y U NOT TALK MORE??????
My oneitis confessed to me a few hours ago.
What should I say to her? I've always ruined this part when I were in school.
Say "Fuck off roastie" and then go home. You've been here long enough to know that she's trying to get something out of you, and that once she gets what she wants, she'll be gone and you'll be alone again, only hurt more then before.
Accept her OP. See how it is with a gf. But I beg you, don't come to /r9k/ while she's with you.
>>29656270
>a few hours ago
you already fucked up.
>be tranny
>had no female attention as a guy
>have female attention as a girl
>girl I know never showed interest in me before
>now she's stalker obsessed with me and said she always had feelings for me but likes me even more now
>overheard some of my guy friends talking about me and one of them said 'anon's cute surprisingly cute no homo'
>friends...
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>>29656245
You think we were joking when we told you girls live life on easy mode? Now get the fuck out of here you dumb stacy.
>>29656245
>friends who aren't attracted to me think my transition is a meme/mistake, few people outright said they didn't want to be friends with me anymore
Be glad they're calling you out on your bullshit.. Why would they be friends with a narcissistic tranny? It's very obvious you're a ''tranny'' for the sexual attention you never had. You're willing to destroy all your friendships for that? To get fucked in the ass wearing rainbow stockings?...
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>>29656440
sad but true
originalbotpls
>get newfound confidence from a random train of thought
>feel good, go try out my new confidence in some way
>immediately get put back in my place
>>29656240
I used to know this feel, but then I realized that "my place" doesn't exist, and that confidence is immaterial if you choose to act regardless of it, and based on other factors (rules, limits, promises to self).
>go outside for the first time in two weeks, feel like shit
>try to get in the zone and stop feeling afraid of other people
>kind of start feeling good, listening to music and walking along
>think, "maybe I can actually be a normal person"
>stumble over my own feet and almost faceplant into the gutter
>remember that I'm a fucking loser freak dumbass weirdo and that I will...
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>>29656364
ha
>God
Really cracked me up there man