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I CAN'T FUCKING FAP!!!
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I never get the chance to be completely alone and fap in peace. Not even for 20 minutes.

Let me explain.

I am currently living in a dorm in uni. I live in a dorm room which I share with 2 other guys.

My roomates never leave the room. The stay home all the fucking time. There is always at least one of them present in the room. One guy doesn't even attend classes.

It is very rare for me to be alone longer than 20-60 minutes, and that happens literally twice a month.

Holy fucking shit, I am NEVER alone. I go weeks without fapping unvoluntarily.

On those rare occasions when I am alone, there's a 70% chance my fap will be interrupted by them returning earlier that I anticipated.

God, this fucking sucks. It's been like that for almost a year. ALL I WANT is to just be alone and fap.

I'm so fucking pissed right now.
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OP just go fap in the shower. Or do it right in front of them so maybe they'll take the hint to fucking leave.
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>>29656502
Just go to your uni gym and bust a nut in the shower like everyone else does.

Or go get laid. Sorrority girls are easy as fuck.

Faggot.
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>>29656527
This OP. Just whip out your wang and do it. Don't be a normie and wait for them to leave
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>>29656502
>he lives with other people
>he doesn't have his own room
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>>29656540
But what's he gonna jerk it to? A man needs something to look at, some visual stimulation, like who just rubs one out to nothing?
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>>29656502
At least when you do get to cum the orgasm should be amazing
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>>29656502
>not wippin out your dick when you feel like and start jacking it

You friends will say "lmao what the fuck dude?" and leave.

Just stare at them til they leave.
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>>29656569
using your imagination? are you so far down the rabbit hole that you can't get hard imagining sticking your dick in that cardio bunny at your gym?
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>>29656502
also OP have you considered that they might be in the same situation as you? maybe they're waiting for you to leave so they can jack it. heck, you should do a group masturbation session
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>>29656569
>who just rubs one out to nothing?

I do...
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>>29656838

I go to my classes regularly.

I spend at least 4 hours a day outside. They stay home all day and one doesn't ever go to class.

They get plenty of off time from me, but I get none from them.

>>29656527
>>29656554
>>29656605

That is not feasible.

>>29656540

I am not that desperate. I wouldn't really enjoy doing that. I need to be fully alone, relaxed, calm, browse porn for an hour to get myself in the mood and have an epic fap session.
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Put a sock on the doorknob
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>>29656502
I was in the exact same situation when I was living in a dorm, my freshman year at college. My roommate literally had no life outside of watching TV all day. Generally skipped class. Was always there in the room. Went weeks at a time without jacking it.

My advice to you is to just masturbate while they're in the room, senpai. I recommend doing it while they sleep and listening to the porn through headphones. That will show them for always being around. Also, the fear of being caught is hot as fuck.
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