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"hey anon we'll suck yours but only if you do chad
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"hey anon we'll suck yours but only if you do chad first, what are you chicken?"
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>>29656395
sure, i'm bi curious
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>do chad
so I get to fuck him in the ass?
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>>29657600
Or he gets to fuck your ass
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>>29657630
"do chad" implies i'm the one railing him
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>>29656395
Is that moot?

Originalosjfiejdkdj
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>>29656395
its not gay if your dicks dont touch
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>>29657638
or kill him, they want you to "do" him.
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>>29657638
You could never rail Chad so no it doesnt.
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>>29656395
How about Chad sucks me after I suck him?
You two can touch each other or something.
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>>29657680
better yet, how about I suck chad, while chad sucks stacy 1 while stacy 1 sucks stacy 2 while stacy 2 fucks me with a strapon, full circle
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>>29656395
Is it more gay to be sucking or getting sucked in this situation?? Genuinely curious.
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>>29657783
sucking, always more gay to be the catcher, not the pitcher.
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>>29657783
a mouth is a mouth so getting sucked is not gay, doing the sucking is.
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>>29657650
who's moat?
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>>29656395

Just look at this picture and imagine that they are bunch of friends having fun on friday night. To them getting naked and fucking each other is more natural than breathing is to you. No shame, nor regrets, just chilling with your friends, laughing to some stupid shit stacy said moment ago, maybe watch a movie and have few beers, randomly suck your best bros dick, then go back to play monopoly because its your turn.
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>>29657799

What about buttlove? I would say fucking someone in the ass is more gay than being fucked in the ass.
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>>29657868
>being this out of touch with reality
First of all, if you like 3D you're basically gay, but fucking a real man in the ass is the least gay sexual thing you could do, it improves your confidence and is an act of dominance. In this scenario the girls would be dripping wet.
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>>29657845
thinking about this made me really empty
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>>29656395

it's a fucking trick.

My friend did this shit to me and it wasn't funny. She said if I sucked her boyfriend's dick she'll suck mine. I actually did it and within a minute they both started laughing at me and her boyfriend pushed me off of his dick. Earlier they were doing a bet to see if I would suck his dick for a chance to do something sexual with her.

I got no blowjob in the end. Just tears.
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>>29657868
Are these "calling gay things not gay" memes supposed to be funny?
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>>29657868
Nah, I mean yeh both are gay, sure. But the man who gets fucked is wifey now. And in some instances, the man who fucks, he's not a gay. Like in the jail, you get a pass for that, but not the man who gets fuck
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Like, lemme see yall this man here, he breaks it down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP5RDYIb4Yw&t=2m04s

also KILL DEEM *zommmm*
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>>29657915
please tell em this didnt happen. you really belong here if it did
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Alright but you better not be telling porkies
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>>29656395
If any of you would actually actually do this , kill yourselves
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>>29657813
The guy who rows the boat
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>>29657915
hahahaahaha
sorry, but this can't be true.
Strong b8 m8
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>>29656395
I'm bi and this sounds like heaven to me
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>>29660017

>tfw not bi-sexual master race that can enjoy it all
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>>29660063
I'm pretty much gay because my dad treated me like shit and I got raped as a kid tho
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>>29660063
>tfw bi-scum
>hate sex
>just want cuddles

its agony
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>>29657799
You're a gigantic faggot either way, stop spreading misinformation.
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>>29660386
why does this man look so familiar
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>>29656395
>lol he is actually doing it
>that was a joke lol
>we would never even touch your coke
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I never got the stigma against bisexuality. I mean, it is certainly "different" to enjoy sex with someone of the same gender, but I think someone who enjoys sex with the opposite gender as well is less deviant than someone who's exclusively homosexual. Bisexuals just like sex with people; I'd say that's more normal than being a dude who's not into women at all.

When my brother came out as Bi to me I actually freaked the fuck out a bit. Turns out I'm a bit of a homophobe. Uh oh.

>>29660165
There's a lot of evidence that homosexuality is nature over nurture, so your childhood probably fucked you up but not necessarily in that way. It's not fucked up to like dude - at least according to US law nowadays.
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>>29656395
>two skinny twinks

there's no chad there, anon
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>>29657868
Since the Romans and Greeks, and pretty nigh every cuktire where homosexual behavior was allowed, being the bottom was always worse because that puts you in the position of a woman. If you fucked a man in the ass, you're asserting your dominance. If you get fucked in the ass, you're a little faggot bitch.
This whole "it's not gay if" meme is just semantics. The way I see it, Gayness implies shame and submitting. You get fucked in the ass or face fucked, you were either ashamed of it or you willingly submitted to something you know is seen as shameful and deviant.
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I'm fine with being a little faggot bitch.
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>>29660860
You were molested most likely
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No im just not a faggot
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>>29656395
>start sucking
>hear the stimulated camera flash of an iphone
>turn around to giggling stacies
>OMG ANON ACTUALLY DID IT
>QUICK MAKE IT YOUR SNAPCHAT STORY
>POST IT ON FACEBOOK TOO
>AND INSTAGRAM
>HAHA ANON IS A FAG
>alright now fuck off anon, we want to be alone with chad now
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>>29660624
Evidence in today's world means we asked around and cherry picked what we wanted, I do not trust a single study since the bush administration.
I'm not confused about my sexuality, I know why I like what I like
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>>29660841
There was never a point in time where homosexuality was legal in Rome, go back to highschool and take history lessons again assuming you ever made it to highschool in the first place
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>tfw no girl to force me to have gay sex
feels bad
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>>29661168
What fucked up high school did you go to where they teach that?

Also useless trivia doesn't make you smart
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>>29661198
It's not fucking useless trivia when basic Roman history is taught in every country in the western world you mongoloid, you are absolutely supposed to know this kind of stuff
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>tfw you unironically fap to videos where a girl cucks a guy them spits the other guy's jizz on the cuck
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