Are there any robots here who are 25+ and have never been in a relationship? If so, how do you feel about it? Have you managed to rid yourself of the desire for a gf/wife? Or does it still eat you up inside leaving you on the brink of an heroing.
35 here. It doesn't eat me up like it did when I was around 24, and you just get used to it.
One good thing I guess is that since you can't get a wife, you just focus your time on your hobbies. Some will argue that you're being egotistical since you only live for yourself but screw them.
>>24515710
>One good thing I guess is that since you can't get a wife, you just focus your time on your hobbies.
I see this as a positive.
For example, If I'm still single by the time I'm 30, which seems quite likely, I want to travel to a conflict zone and record the events for myself, even though I might get killed it's not like I have emotional attachments. That might seem strange but monitoring international conflicts, I consider a hobby.
>Some...
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Masturbation is revolutionary. Instead of wage slavery and wasting time and money on chasing grils you can spend all your time on your passion - become the best in the world.
I don't mean wanking. I mean that wanking takes a few minutes. Get it out of your system, then get on with what you want, art, science, philosophy, magic. Most cunts get a wife, kids, mortgage and that's them for life, no time or energy for anything interesting.
Haha white people are so silly with their higher iq, ability to do everything better except jump and have big lips, and having literally given us all welfare and free money
>>24515546
our cuisine sucks tho
>>24515546
looks like black people cook better in the picture
The one on the right is literally white food lel
>we wuz cuisine n sheeeiiit
Cold, rainy, miserable morning edition
My wisdom tooth hurts
Morning robots~ How are you all today?
I'm feeling quite tired today tbqh~
>>24515310
should probably go to the dentist soon lad~
I am sad again today
I'm not going to college. I'm not paying; I'm not going into debt to take precalculus. It is current year, I can learn calculus on the internet. Screw this system.
good luck convincing your parents you are achieving anything.
>>24514744
Have fun going literally nowhere in life.
>>24514744
Elderfag here
I never went to college. Learned a trade skill via Internet tutorials. Now I own my own business doing said trade. Make more $ than most people I know. No debt.
Do you think she'll ever return? :'(
She is gone forever. Only time we may ever hear from her again is if she is interviewed for an article on harassment of female internet celebrities.
i hope not. a 30 year old tranny shouldnt even exist desu
>>24514319
Hopefully that interview does happen. As long as I get to see sweet Rose again.
2015, motherfuckers. Yeah! LET'S DO THIS.
"Do what?" you ask. I DON'T KNOW. LET'S FIGURE THAT OUT TOGETHER, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Feel free to stop reading this if your career is going great, you're thrilled with your life, and you're happy with your relationships. Enjoy the rest of your day, friend, this article is not for you. You're doing a great job, we're all proud of you. So you don't feel like you wasted your click, here's a picture of Lenny Kravitz wearing a gigantic scarf.
For the rest of you, I want...
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Let's say that the person you love the most has just been shot. He or she is lying in the street, bleeding and screaming. A guy rushes up and says, "Step aside." He looks over your loved one's bullet wound and pulls out a pocket knife -- he's going to operate right there in the street.
You ask, "Are you a doctor?"
The guy says, "No."
You say, "But you know what you're doing, right? You're an old Army medic, or ..."
At this point the guy becomes annoyed. He tells you that he is a nice...
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So here is my terrible truth about the adult world: You are in that very situation every single day. Only you are the confused guy with the pocket knife. All of society is the bleeding gunshot victim.
If you want to know why society seems to shun you, or why you seem to get no respect, it's because society is full of people who need things. They need houses built, they need food to eat, they need entertainment, they need fulfilling sexual relationships. You arrived at the scene of that emergency, holding your pocket knife, by virtue of your birth -- the moment you...
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Here is the greatest scene in the history of movies:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4PE2hSqVnk
For those of you who can't watch videos, it's the famous speech Alec Baldwin gives in the cinematic masterpiece Glengarry Glenn Ross. Baldwin's character -- whom you assume is the villain -- addresses a room full of dudes and tears them a new asshole, telling them that they're all about to be fired unless they "close" the sales they've been assigned:
"Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play...
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Who here had their repressed libido hit them like a tonne of bricks?
>>24513394
Reporting in. Fapped for the first time back in AprilI was and still am 20, shit's been non stop since. Kinda glad I saved it for this age though. Fapping as often as I do would be difficult as a kid in my parents home.
>>24513467
dam, that's more represses than me. I started fapping when I was 17, but it was literally just something I did so I didnt have wet dreams.
Then it just became something casual I did for the hell of it. What im talking about is when you just have the most unbearable desire to fuck a woman in real life, or just spend time with one. I moved away from home for the first time last summer, and I am literally losing my mind here. I am 22 btw.
Jesus Christ that womans face looks EXACTLY like my grade school friend, who is a man. To the point where I would believe it if someone told me it was his face photoshopped onto her body.
What the fuck?
>Tfw it's 1 am and I have a 200 page essay due tomorrow that I haven't even started.
Just fuck me up family.
>>24513358
I meant word.
>>24513358
>200 page
Holey moley.
>200 word
Oh. What's the topic?
>>24513358
>the 7 page essay about anything due in a week
Maybe I should make it about chads vs normies
>woman is pissed at her bf/husband/whatever
>tells him to sleep on the couch tonight
>tells her friends about it the next day
>"Good for you Stacy, maybe that will teach him a lesson!"
>guy is pissed at his gf/wife/whatever
>tells her to sleep on the couch
>"YOU ASSHOLE! HOW DARE YOU! GET OUT NOW!"
>tells...
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You sleep on the couch and continue to sleep on the couch until she realizes you don't give one single shit. Also any woman who uses sex as currency should be discarded and forgotten. I sometimes willingly sleep out on the couch just so i can play games all night and not bother waking her up. I do whatever i like because im not some baby who can be punished like that.
She would get her face busted up real good.
thats why you invest in a nice fold out and a decent home theatre setup and just watch loud war movies all night and get drunk
Well, what would it be?
shutdown computer
>>24512026
Don't reddit
ur gaydesudesudesudesudesu
Would you go on the Bang Bus?
>be virgin you
>sitting on a park bench or some shit
>hot porn star girl comes up and asks if you wanna fuck in her van
>it's the bang bus, so she probably just finished fucking another dude about 3 minutes ago
Would you?
>>24511367
>he thinks it's real
you nutters really are hopeless
>>24511367
the more likely result is that you'd get beaten and robbed instead of beaten off
I may be a virgin, but I would rather put my mind to use on something (literature, music, other high art forms) or learn information.
Honestly, shit like this is not on my priorities.
no uplifting, no advice. just bitching.
> granny tits, 2.5" inch slope downward
> hairy round belly
> smelly pussy
> acne
> yellowed teeth, moments away from dew mouth
> eyebags
> KV in my prime, especially fucked now
> tired of school, about to drop out from school
> chronic carpal tunnel...
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my life is considerably better than yours in almost every respect
thanks
>>24511239
g-glad I could be of service
>>24511222
you sound exactly like my ex
two choices
1.) git gud at math, shower at least once daily, and work out
2.) kill yourself
who else /nosocialmedia/ here?
>had facebook 5 years ago and deleted it
>people ask me why i dont have a facebook instagram or twitter
>still have a dumbphone
>have enough money to afford any nice phone or plan just choose not to.
>everyone thinks im crazy
desu it feels good
it seems so stressful that keeping up your social status and image is a 24/7 job. fuck that
I only use Facebook to talk to people where it's the only means of communication, but I'm thinking of deleting it because people only spam the share button on there anymore.
I don't understand Instagram. Tried it twice but it was just people posting the exact same shit they were already posting on Twitter.
Twitter is the best desu senpai. I don't even tweet, I just read the shit other people post.
>>24510480
>>had facebook 5
>had
try never got on facebook in the first place
I had already dropped out of college when I first heard about myspace and friendster. I didn't have any friends, and I was just working some crap retail job, so I had no use for it. As time went on, other sites rose, but I still had no social group to connect to, and thus no use for any of them. I didn't even have a cell phone up until a couple years ago, and that's only because I got one for work. Otherwise, I still wouldn't have one. It's not like there's anyone to call me ever. Nobody asks if or why am I not on twitter because nobody asks me...
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Who /ReadyToLeave/ here?
>>24510105
80% of my thoughts everyday are concentrated on this
Who /not free to leave yet, but if they learned that they only have a couple of seconds to live and no way to do any of the things they should, they would savour the awareness/ here?
who /staying/ here?
+ weight family
>6'2
>185lbs
Too low in content my fucking cock what the fuck is this muting shit
>>24508633
5'6 170lbs
How bad am I guys?
6'0''
150 lbs
recently most of it has turned into muscle so I'm fairly content.