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no uplifting, no advice. just bitching.
> granny tits, 2.5" inch slope downward
> hairy round belly
> smelly pussy
> acne
> yellowed teeth, moments away from dew mouth
> eyebags
> KV in my prime, especially fucked now
> tired of school, about to drop out from school
> chronic carpal tunnel which killed my art gains
> save pictures of 4chan boys and pretend we're dating
> chubby wagekek with no dreams, just eating and touching myself
end my life
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my life is considerably better than yours in almost every respect

thanks
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>>24511239
g-glad I could be of service
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>>24511222
you sound exactly like my ex
two choices
1.) git gud at math, shower at least once daily, and work out
2.) kill yourself
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besides that art shit you are me 3 years ago

protip: it does get worse
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Where do you get the pics from m8t? Only soc since its the same people every day?

In any case I can top you in a few things

>teeth are starting to rot because I haven't brushed in a year
>neet

Why are you even trying senpai just be neet
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>>24511385
well fuck. please share, I need to know how fucked ill be 2-5 years from now.

>>24511393
I don't remember where i found this qt, i just save pics when people catch my eye. i have just enough skills to justify making $1200 a month instead of $400.
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>>24511489
>work up the motivation to lose weight
>start actually using makeup and taking care of skin/body hair etc.
>begin assimilation tactics
>seems to be working, you have acquired friends and possibly a bf
>eventually, something will push you over the edge, whether its a few nonchalant words or some small action from these new people in your life, something that will let you see that this facade is not even worth it, because that small action is enough to tell you that no matter what you do you will be always be at arms length
>wait for death

we'll always be ugly and the fake offers of love from covering up with makeup and clothes and from robots is sickening
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>>24511674
> robots don't think it's soul crushing to have a bf who just wants you to be a warm body
> all they want to do is eat ass all day like degenerates
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>>24511222
>nothing inside

i have almost everything i could want but i still feel like dying everyday
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>>24512016
im glad someone else has pared back the niceties of normie life, its suffering but at least you know the truth
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>>24511222
> granny tits, 2.5" inch slope downward
Tits are tits
> hairy round belly
Losing weight is not impossible, men get judged on fucking height which we can't fucking change
> smelly pussy
Damn, who knew washing your genitals was a problem, you have to be fucking trolling here
> acne
When has that ever stopped a woman from getting fucked..............exactly
> yellowed teeth, moments away from dew mouth
Buy teeth whitener, why are all these "problems" who have so mediocre.
> eyebags
Kek, sleep more......... you literally have no fucking problems, you came here to complain to people that hate their fucking lives and there isn't much we can do to change it
> KV in my prime, especially fucked now
Not even a problem
> tired of school, about to drop out from school
> chronic carpal tunnel which killed my art gains
Only legitimate complaint
> save pictures of 4chan boys and pretend we're dating
You could easily get a date, this has to be a troll post, unless you have a genetic defect on your body and/or face their is nothing stopping you
> chubby wagekek with no dreams, just eating and touching myself
You could get laid easily, your standards are just to high so from your perspective no man wants you because you already have a screening filter of what you consider "men"
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>wake up
>want to die
>go to sleep

repeat
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>>24511222
well OP at least you can learn how to draw cute poop http://www.wikihow.com/Draw-Cute-Poop
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>genetic defect

>mfw exposed to high test in the womb and entire first 20 years of life

literally dont even think like a regular girl should how in gods name is there hope
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>>24512360
Do you at least have fat tits and a fat ass? or just a mustache?
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>>24512389
fat tits? no
fat ass? not even fucking close
mustache? i should be lasered from my sideburns down

throw me in to the fucking sun
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>addicted to nicotine
>no cigs and vape is brokes
>smoking green tea and e-liquid in a bong
>down to my last $40
>big toenail is about fall off(something fell on it a month ago)
>slowly reducing to a skeleton
>no job or prospects
>internet will be cut any day now
>crooked brit-tier teeth
>monobrow has returned... cbf shaving it, or doing anything for that matter

>>24511348
what part of no advice did you not understand?
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>>24511222
plz b my gf
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>>24512461
Is dere sum pics

Can be unidentifiable, just want to see how androgen has affected you
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>>24511222
where are you from? I'd fuck you
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>>24511222
I'm the guy in the pic you saved.
Flattered, only slightly creeped out.
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>tfw no longer a spooky skelly
>fasting is really difficult all of the sudden
>probably never going to make it back to former state
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Don't worry OP, it's going to be alright.
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>>24514877
awwwwww how adorable :3
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>>24514877
Marry me tbqh

We can combine wage kek salaries and shitpost together all night forever
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>>24512567
>no cigs and vape is brokes
>smoking green tea and e-liquid in a bong

You have hit rock bottom squire
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>>24512294
>sleep more

Not her but fuck off. I sleep ten hours a night and have shitty eye bags that never go away. It's genetic and cannot be changed. Quit telling me to sleep more fucking christ
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>>24511222
Please share more pix of qt 4chan boys
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>>24514455
Got any fukken sikk geographic trivia for us?
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op we're really similar let's be bffs
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>>24515339
>tfw no NEET wife to shitpost with
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>>24515428
>You have hit rock bottom squire
not quite yet
im genuinely interested to see how far i can descend into the abyss before i die... i have a sneaking suspicion that there is something at the bottom of this pit that i can use to get back out, maybe moral bankruptcy, raw survival instinct, idk, but im going to find out.
wish me luck
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>INFP male, too femme for women, not interested in men.
>Quickly approaching 30
>Currently in a different state after having moved to help a friend who in turn fucked me over
>Face that only a mother could love
>No money for food, losing weight rapidly
>5'8"
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>>24515500
have you tried sleeping more than ten hours?
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>>24511222
>save pictures of 4chan boys and pretend we're dating

are you the face collector?
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>>24512567
Be my slave and I shall reward you with cigars and whiskey.
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>>24511222
Got what you deserved wagekek
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>gave the best fucking speech ever
>asshole stabs me in the back
>tortured by some ugly nigger
>had my cock cut off
>got nicknamed Reek of all things

Fuck my life
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>dick doesnt work with new girls
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>>24517279
>dat pathetic attempt at facial hair
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>>24516378
cigars and whiskey?
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>>24514877
OP said she saves pics of 4chan boys and pretend they're dating, so you got a great idea. Take a photo of yourself, make a small comment pretending to support OP and hope she saves your photo to fawn over you. Brilliant idea to get an ego boost.
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>>24514455
If it makes you feel better, you just look like this qt I know in real life. I don't look at your picture everyday, just whenever I get bored and want to imagine life with a qt.

I'm pretty sure you only think it's creepy because I'm so ugly; I've never known this feel before, I was so attractive before I let my body go. I've become the fujoshit orbiter. Fuck, man. That hurts on a visceral level.
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>Graf has a 1-woman stalker-cult

Nice.
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>>24511222
who is this qt 3.1415?
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>>24522753
My husbando.

His name is Chester
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>>24522753
Graf
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>>24511222
holy shit OP, are you my doppelganger?
;___;
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>>24522978
FUck off Graf poser faggot
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>>24514877
Did you make this thread just to post pictures of yourself?
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>>24511222
jesus you sound repulsive, eat better and wash yourself you fucking degenerate
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>>24511222
You sound exactly like a friend of mine. Maybe you are her. Who knows.
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>giant fivehead
>uneven asymmetrical eyes
>saggy skin on my face and body
>balding
>dark circles under my eyes
>acne
>thin, dry lips
>lopsided nose
>chubby cheeks
>chubby face
>saggy granny tits with giant areolas
>disgusting sunburn
>shitty stomach/waist
>fat pussy
>too much inner thigh fat
>wide, ugly feet
>saggy ass
>calves too big
>giving up on school
>thinking about paying some dude on 4chan to pretend to be my bf and pretend like i'm touchable

Want to make a suicide pact, anon?
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>>24523143
>>thinking about paying some dude on 4chan to pretend to be my bf and pretend like i'm touchable
Anyone specifically or can we consider this an advertisement?
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>>24523236
It's an advertisement at this point. ._.
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>>24511222
>tfw I'm attracted to that kind of girls
>they wont date anyone ever
Why are you so rare?
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>>24523143
>>24523251
You wouldn't even need to pay me :^)
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>>24523251
well I'm not American, but if I was I'd definitely be willing. Try craigslist t-b-h
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>horrible combination of huge forehead + shitty thin hair that makes me look like i'm in the early stages of balding even though it's always been that way
>self-conscious as fuck about my hair because of this and wear a beanie almost every single day, forcing myself to get a haircut maybe 2/3 times a year
>ugly uneven eyes, with one eyelid looking a bit saggier than the other
>gaunt face
>skin on lips is always cracked for some reason
>scrawny as fuck and 5'6 giving me a general beta appearance
>5'5inch dick and 4 girth
>have that distinctive "skeletal white nerd" look that I can't get rid of
>social retard with no friends
>was NEET for 3 years during my early 20s
>now 25KV who's only just now going to college

End it all
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>>24523143
you wont even have to pay me
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>>24523251
>>24523251
>>24523143
pls bee my gf

I don't need money

you can come live with me
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>>24523454
>>24523417
>>24523335
send me an e-mail plz [email protected]
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>>24511222
>>24523143
>>24523416

>making lists of every minor or major fault you have in appearance
>essentially listing every physical feature about you that isnt exactly like a chad's or stacy's
>not even explaining how you got the features, and therfore implying the ways you can solve them
>surprised that you hate yourself and life

kek, is this how loser introverts work?
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