Would you go on the Bang Bus?
>be virgin you
>sitting on a park bench or some shit
>hot porn star girl comes up and asks if you wanna fuck in her van
>it's the bang bus, so she probably just finished fucking another dude about 3 minutes ago
Would you?
>>24511367
>he thinks it's real
you nutters really are hopeless
>>24511367
the more likely result is that you'd get beaten and robbed instead of beaten off
I may be a virgin, but I would rather put my mind to use on something (literature, music, other high art forms) or learn information.
Honestly, shit like this is not on my priorities.
>>24511400
Let's just pretend it's real for the sake of this thread.
I'd probably get aids
isn't the bang bus the one where there is a hot girl and the guy is told he can only fuck her after he preforms rapidly escalating gay activities with this dude then never gets to fuck her
also source to what I described because it's funny as shit
>>24511444
Wow, what a gentleman.
>giving the world proof that I'm a small-dicked quickshot
And that would even be if I could get hard because I'd be so nervous.
>>24511367
have you seen the video where the guy cums really quickly?
they berate him and dump him right after
I would never risk that humiliation just to fuck a glorified whore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxBPud4nJSM
>>24511367
is it bad that i knew that was kelsi monroe immediately?
>>24511483
Nice picture
I have a picture for you, doesn't it look nice?
>>24511487
remove quicksot and that is me :( but i would try
>>24511483
Trips don't lie, - Shakira ft Wycleaf Jean
>>24511512
>knowing about kelsi monroe
My nigger.
>>24511466
that is the bait bus, it's really really funny
>>24511509
Thats seriously the most fucked up shit ever. Way to crush some guy's dream for a stupid prank. I would seriously be so upset if this happened to me
>>24511367
prob no
Assuming it's real, I couldn't even get it up, being a virgin and all. Most guys couldn't even get it up their first time around, so I won't be any different. Then there's the whole camera crew and everyone watching you as well.
I couldn't do it.
Look at this poor bastard.
>>24511630
Look at him. A nude Remy Lacroix can't get him hard.
>>24511630
she looks like egg man
>>24511602
thanks based anon, i'm gonna watch an episode now, hopefully my gf doesn't wake up to me watching gay porn
>>24511630
Poor guy. The drivers fucking roast these guys too and it's hilarious.
>>24511611
i'm not even gonna watch this evil shit
>condor
Trashman
>>24511643
No she doesn't. You're just so gay for eggman that you're imagining his face on qt girls.
>>24511700
Am I crazy or is she a 6?
>>24511630
>>24511642
>wears gauges in his ears
>is a fag
woah didn't see that 1 coming
>>24511716
She's like a solid 7 to me. Her face is not bad. Her body is quite nice, although I think she should have bigger tits.
>>24511490
You got a link to that video dude?
>>24511545
you're a big file
>>24511681
It's worth it, anon. A chad gets btfo.
>>24511630
Can you imagine the fucking shame you would feel for the rest of your life
Remy Lacroix jerking you in the back of a car and you couldn't get it up. I think I'd kill myself. It would be even worse if you were a virgin and this was your first shot at getting some.
Has anyone seen the one bangbus video where they pick up a kid that looks like he's just turned 18 and he actually kills it?
>>24511444
And yet you stay cooped up in your room jacking off to 2D waifus
>>24511753
i feel empathy for other living beings though, is there something wrong with me?
>>24511776
Yes. Please leave immediately.
>>24511772
Haven't seen that one.
pls link anon-kun.
>>24511630
>>24511642
post more remy.
>>24511797
Got it
http://efukt.com/21205_18_Year_Old_Manlet_VS_Pornstar.html
It almost looked like a disaster but he did so well
>>24511367
Fuck no, I can get better girls on my own
Really though who among us could stay hard with those idiots screaming in your face the whole time
One thing that has always bothered me is how little people are bothered about shit like this. I saw a video where Jynx Maze fucked some dude while serving lemonade to people at a stand. The guy blasted a load on her face and she still handed out lemonade to people with it on her, and people knew what it fucking was and still drank the lemonade.
If some girl tried to even touch me with some dude's cum on her I'd run like a faggot.
>>24511753
yeah he may be chad, but still, i feel bad. i mean we dont know anything about him. all we know is that he has a decent body and maybe works out sometimes? we just know that, maybe hes still a kind of loser
still, we can all empathize with the idea of promise, of being promised something wonderful, and having it torn away and not taken seriously. they were laughing at him, while his hopes were probably seriously dashed.
>>24511775
I don't do that though, I haven't fapped in years and I own a home
>>24511623
Pretty much this.
I am a very self-conscious person, and the whole experience would just be too weird.
>>24511818
>tfw will never put my benis in her butthole
>>24511830
Holy shit that fucking title.
>>24511444
you just made me laugh to the point I lost my headache
thanks
>>24511623
The first time I had sex, I kept a boner the whole time but I couldn't cum. Was an okay experience overall.
>>24512042
No problem, person
desu there's no fucking way in the world I could fuck on camera with that dickhead camera man they usually have.
>>24511444
>anon wants information instead of sex
>he gets laughed at
i see why /r9k/ is where it's at in their lives
>>24511830
that fucking video description
>>24511900
>comes really close to you
>does not blink for three seconds
>whispers
"Its fake."
>>24511367
I will probably get nervous,
>really hot chick
>others dudes watching
>cameras
Maybe i won't be able to get hard.
>>24511775
no, i stay cooped up in my room jacking off to 3d shemale waifus
>>24511830
What the fuck? This can't be real.>mfw I have a bigger dick than that guy but I'm still a virgin
>>24511444
>literature, music, other high art forms
>>24511937
>I own a home
I think you're confused or something, because you're not posting in the right board. This is the home of POOPOOPEPEE
>go onto bang bus
>bang the slut
>don't sign the release forms
>they can't legally show my face now
I win.
>>24511830
what a fucking champ
>>24511367I'd rather not, thanks.
>>24512373
I have some problems with how r9k deals with themselves, but I agree on most of the opinions they have.
I'll say this, many of you could become something great
That sentence may not reach to many of the users, but I can tell that these people could get somewhere, they just don't know it yet.
Text my gf asking if she's ok with getting kek'd.
>>24512456
Your sarcasm is not appreciated, normalshit.
>>24512374
You sign before, dingus. You also submit an std test to show that you're not a degenerate.
>>24512450
i didnt need to see this today
>>24511367
Having sex with a bunch of dudes watching you and providing audio comentary is kind of gay.
Not to mention that the
>hot porn star
is some makeup-layered 30-something year old with a roastie and sagging titties
>>24512556
I am not being sarcastic.
The views of yours and the rest of the board can shake the bones of many if they were put in an ordered fashion. Many philosophers were alone all their lives, and many of you are alone as well. I recommend to stop using all the stimuli and to put your raw emotions and thoughts into something, it could make something amazing.
>>24511830
GIVE ME THE SAUCE I MUST SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
HELP A ROBRO OUT
>>24512686
>put your raw emotions and thoughts into something, it could make something amazing.
You're sort of half right
Someone post link to vitalyzd one of these where he can't get hard
>it's just a prank bro!
There is nothing less arousing than condom in porn
>>24512767
>>24512767
>>24512767
THIS please for the love of christ
>>24512767
>>24512893
http://viralcentro.com/prankster-vitaly-embarrassing-sex-tape-warning-must-be-18-years-or-older-to-view/
>>24512767
>>24512893
>>24512936
jokes on them, he was only pretending not to have a boner xD
>>24511444
>trips
>is able to do something useful
GTFO
>>24512450
>has sex wrong
>breaks penis
I'm not suprised
>>24512352
iktfb i'm shorter, skinnier, way more awkward and have a bigger dick than that guy and he probably gets laid like crazy.
this whole bangbus thing is dumb, everyone is wearing makeup (guys too) and they're all shaved or otherwise somehow ready to go. The fakeness is so bad it can't be ignored but that's true for all porn i guess.
>>24512722
>>24512722
>>24512722
anyone have the saucy source
>>24511444
You're literally being offered immediate, free sex. I fail to see how that detracts from your other nobler pursuits.
>>24513077
It just sounds like a waste of time, honestly. Porn most likely has a lot of effort, due to it having a production. They are basically movies, so what's the point of choosing random people when most won't make the cut?
>>24512985
true lol
>>24513165
>They are basically movies
Wrong, they're flicks
>>24513373
Back to your cunny thread. >>>/tv/
>>24512450
ahahah it cracked like a twig
>>24513373
Well, they are still a production.
>>24511642
Man I would get hard if she just looked at me like that.
>>24512450
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.
Fuck no. If I ever lose my virginity, it'll be awkward and disappointing. I don't want that shit on the internet
>>24511400
VitalyzD was on there, DONT YOU FUCKING TELL ME IT'S NOT REAL.
>>24511444
Wow! Good for you. Don't let these idiots tell you otherwise.
I tip my fedora to you
>>24512147
information is overvaluated
>>24511630
>>24511642
>tfw jacked off so much I got ED
>>24511367
Yeah, but I'd probably be too nervous to get hard and probably do something awkward like try to kiss the girl or make eye contact with the camera guy or start talking about politics
>>24514883
>tfw ate so much I became underweight
>>24514980
That can actually happen with a shit diet
Yes.
At the very least I get a woman to touch my penis even if it's flaccid (it wouldn't be)
>>24515179
>(it wouldn't be)
It's cute that you believe that.
>>24515196
I get semi hard when certain women just talk to me.
>>24512450
That way he closes his legs is hilarious
>>24514765
Speaking of that
http://efukt.com/21112_Vitalyzdtv_Does_Bang_Bus.html
>>24511642
>A nude Remy Lacroix can't get him hard.
maybe the fact that he is being videotaped and there are other dudes in the area?
>>24515216
I've had times where i have a raging hard on, but as soon as the chick starts undressing, my dick immediately goes soft. Nerves can really fuck you up man. To be fair though, if you quit watching porn and jerking off for even a week, this problem basically goes away.
The good thing about it was that once we started fucking, i'm too nervous to really get in the moment, and I also have deathgrip so I last forever. Although after 30+ minutes it becomes an issue.
Still though, I prefer this to the opposite problem. Finishing immediately sounds depressing and embarrassing as fuck.
>>24511444
People are laughing at you but they'd react the same way.
Honestly, you spend all your time slamming these dirty bitches, you saying you'd actually give up your virginity to some wandering skank out of a van?
>>24511444
>I would rather put my mind to use on something (literature, music, other high art forms) or learn information.
He says, browsing a board most known for school shooters and interracial porn. Embarrassing.
>>24514765
Had to google who he is. Saw this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQf1Eba5gRA
Seems like a pretty based guy. On another note, it's fucking ridiculous how much girls value themselves in this fucked up society. He's a good looking guy, and they already act as if they're above him.
Girls who are 5's perceive themselves as 10/10s. Fucking disgusting. Then they make a full 180 because he's e-famous. Fucking whores man.
HUMAN!!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
I THOUGHT THIS BOARD WAS FOR ROBOTS ONLY!!!
(I CHEATED TOO... NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH...)
>>24511642
If I was that guy I think Id kill myself as soon as I get off that van
>>24517988
i was thinking this too but then i realized most people dont fuck in front of cameras and are posted on the internet. weenies cant get hard if your mind is clouded in fear or doubt
>>24517904
is this the first time you've seen one of these 'social experiments'? It's all fake mate
>>24511444
Jesus fuck you are a loser
>>24518054
I think a lot of them are, but this one looks pretty believable.
Here is one that highlights the same principle and is almost without a doubt real:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYU1a0lTTTw
>>24511444
Well it'll only be like a couple minutes even if you were involved. In that case, what else would you be doing in those 5 mins? Exactly.
>>24511509
>TFW Im such a faggot I would probably end up kissing the dudes and sucking their dick
;-;
>>24511400
Bangbus is real you faggot.
>>24511642
>>24511630
she's laughing at him
>>24511367
No, i wouldn't want tocheat on my gf
>>24512147
Pursuit of knowledge and sex are not mutually exclusive, dick skin
I'd probably go full sperg and end up telling Remy I love her or something.
