>Tfw it's 1 am and I have a 200 page essay due tomorrow that I haven't even started.
Just fuck me up family.
>>24513358
I meant word.
>>24513358
>200 page
Holey moley.
>200 word
Oh. What's the topic?
>>24513358
>the 7 page essay about anything due in a week
Maybe I should make it about chads vs normies
tfw my 3 page essay was due a week ago
my professor accepts late work up to a certain point, so still procrastinating on it.
>>24513358
200 page... you are fucked unless you start copying pasting shit. Even then, what a waste of time
You could write 200 words in half an hour, the fuck is the issue?
Whats the topic on op?
I remember one time this based anon on /pol/ got me started on an essay.
I took what he wrote, used a thesaurus, and changed some of the words
Turned it in and got an A, plagiarism bot didn't detect anything
>tfw depressed wreck terrible with deadlines
>was a week late with a silly philosophy paper
>printed out one of those "sell your soul" contracts in exchange for an extension until Monday
>he thought it was funny and signed it
>It's Wednesday and I still haven't started
>30% of the grade
I just really don't want to live anymore.
>>24514090
Idiot just do it
when is it due?
>60 word essay due in a week
>I haven't even started
>thinking of just dropping out instead
>>24513358
200 page?
Is this your dissertation or something wtf man.
>>24513369
If you can't shit out 200 words before going to bed you've lost the right to call anyone else retarded again.
>tried to write 3,000 essay worth 30% of my grade the night before
>fell asleep at 2,700 and wrote 100 in the morning
>it's shit
>teacher deducted 10 points just for being to class late
>teacher told class he is going to grade harshly
>dumbest person in class
>C at best
>have low B in class
>one C away from losing scholarship
![6354148512808202861997386604_ngbbs5128c7e808f8a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5vgtzX1.jpg "6354148512808202861997386604_ngbbs5128c7e808f8a[1].jpg")
>Have to write 10 word essay
>Due within the month
>Teacher hanging around giving me prompts
>Still just can't do it
>tfw will never pass boating school
>>24513358
>tfw it's 1 am and I had a 5 page essay due last year but I dropped out
>>24513358
tfw 69 page shitpost due in 420 minutes
>>24513369
>>24514230
OP this is so easy. I once wrote a 6 page essay on darwin's origin of species ~4 hours before it was due. Just BS, find you're quotes or whatever, elaborate. Write an intro and conclusion. You're done.
lol, this must be highschool. This reply alone is near 55 words. That's 25% of your essay.
>tfw I have a 5 word essay due in three months
>haven't even started yet
>>24514272
kek funny episode
helo all newfirends, is nise 2 see u here
>tfw only work wedsnesday-friday every week but still never get any sleep before work.
It's 2am and I have to be there at 10am.
>>24513976
I could write 200 words in 2 minutes
>>24514413
I could write 200 words in 2 nanoseconds
>>24514372
Hi :) The robot keeps saying I'm unoriginal :(
>>24514133
>>24514272
>>24514293
>>24514332
AND YOUR STILL POSTING ON /R9K/?!
>mfw 1 paragraph essay due in 3 weeks
>one word essay on my favorite color due in 2 years
>>24513358
Did you do your 2 word essay, OP?!
>>24513358
frog + epic meme + ending your sentences with "senpai" = fucking EPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCC XD XD XD XD
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honestly trying to fail out senpai
>>24513358
Is this bait?
200 word is nothing
guaranteed you can do it in less than 30 mins
>300-word essay due tomorrow
>got too comfortable with the topic
>end up writing 1200 words instead
there's so much there in terms of content i'm not even going to condense it
>>24513358
>tfw 1-2 page french composition due yesterday during class
>skipped class the day it was due
Updates on you guys with your essays!
>Have to put my name on my paper by next semester
Im fucked
>>24516745
He said 200 pages
>>24513358
>be teacher
>student's 50 word essay is due sometime next year
Send help
>>24513358
>200 words
>essay
>students seriously whining about deadlines
This is why the american education system is failing.
>>24519132
>you
>reading comprehension
Retards are everywhere in the world I guess.
>>24519170
see:
>>24513369
You may want to get some more prescription meds to fix those mental deficiencies.
