Why don't you guys just get Tinder. Like whats to lose.
a couple of bucks buying a new phone
My fucking self-esteem when I swipe right on every woman and get no matches.
being recognized and ridculed
THERE'S A CLUB IF YOU'D LIKE TO GO
YOU COULD MEET SOMEBODY WHO REALLY LOVES YOU
SO YOU GO AND HAVE LOTS OF FUN AND YOU LEAVE WITH A GIRL AND YOU GO HOME AND YOU'RE SO HAPPY YOU COULD DIE
AT THE LOOOOOOVE SHACK!
LOVE SHACK MMHMHMM
LOVE SHACK
LALA LOVE SHACK
>>24735269
Why is it that every smiths song i listen to it feels as if he's singing about being gay? Like this song, "there's a club if you'd like to go" sounds like a person is suggesting to the protaganist to go to an underground gay club that he doesn't know about
No contact with my dream girl for a month, I just wanna forget. How can I do it?robot way obviously, im not gonna go to a club and pick up girls
I don't think the affixes -itis and -ism are related. Might be though; etymonline doesn't clarify.
The only way is to find a new better one. Just imagine what a huge whore your current oneitis is and you should be good. I'm sure she loves getting fucked by Chad and wants him to cum in her, pulling him extra close while he cums for reasons she can't explain but it just feels right. She would never waste a drop of chads precious top shelf seed. She wants her babies to look just like him.
I realised that after not seeing her for 3 years I wasn't as attracted to her at 20 as I was at 17. At that point I stopped caring about her.
Then just as I was about to finish my degree I started talking to this girl on my course. Now I'm pretty much fucked because she is THAT attractive. She's also a good person, which makes it worse.
So I just try not to think about it. Keep myself distracted and wait for the day I no longer care.
Are you glad you were born? Why or why not?
>>24735045
Neither. Because.
>>24735045
Sure I am.
Just kind of sad I became such a piece of shit.
Right now I am because I have a date with a qt trans girl coming up.
:3
What is the purpose of life, robots?
attainment of pleasure.
>>24734987
No you dumb cruciferous slut
>>24734948
Life has no inherent value. If it did then boredom would not pervade our existence when we have attained something
/big dick feels/, only 7 inches and above
on one hand, you've lucked out over all baby dicks, but you're still cast in the same boat. All it takes is one experience with someone so the word gets out, but damn, does that sound easier than it is. so close, yet so far.
>>24734944
i have a 7" bone pressed dick and i dont think its big tbhonest
>>24734958
Girls have to wade through 4-6's a lot b4 they find us
anything above 7 ish is large, but apparently girth is more important. sucks because they only make standard condoms varying in length; gotta custom order for an appropriate girth.
If you want a virginal, devoted qt gf who knows how to show you love and respect, why not attend a religious group like a church? You don't need to explicitly confirm or deny your faith, just go weekly to service and to any teas/lunches they have. They're community-oriented, so they make meeting people without losing your spaghetti easy. They'll practically push girls on you if they know you're single.
Watch out for new age groups though. The girls there are absolutely villainous sluts and the people that go to those are usually nuts.
>>24734718
They only have 3D girls there.
those girls are no different; the only difference is that instead of all of society as their guideline they have a church that they get their opinions from. hesitant to call that an improvement
>>24734718
>why not attend a religious group like a church?
I don't believe in that bullshit. You would have to be either heavily indoctrinated/brainwashed or stupid to believe in it - I don't want a girl who is either.
Do you look forward to settling down?
Do you look forward to being with a woman in her 30s who has already experienced all the fun in her youth, and is looking for a desperate guy to settle for her because no alpha male wants her used nasty goods anymore?
Do you look forward to looking into her eyes, knowing that she has already experienced the best times in her life with other men, and is settling for you just like you are settling for her?
I honestly don't understand why any sane man would accept sloppy heavily used goods as his partner.
I plan to fuck whores until the day I die.
>Do you look forward to settling down?
I will never get married
>Do you look forward to being with a woman in her 30s who has already experienced all the fun in her youth, and is looking for a desperate guy to settle for her because no alpha male wants her used nasty goods anymore?
I will never date a woman over 28
>Do you look forward to looking into her eyes, knowing that she has already experienced the best times in her life with other men, and is settling for you just like you...
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Because men think "she chose me in the end. I won"
This idea is heavily promoted in society, ao we have a generation of kuks picking women out of the garbage bin and wifing them up after their "party years"
When you have sex with a prostatute. Do you use a condor?
If she isnt a 800 escort
>implying that I am this pathetic
I may be pathetic but not THIS pathetic
>>24734279
nice reddit post my friend
from /r/foreveralonewomen
Are they right?
Do women have it just as bad as us?
Bonus post
>complains about being alone
>complains when people try to fix that
Women are the Gatekeepers. They hold the key.
If nobody wants to go through your gate, there must be something wrong.
>>24733812
I really couldn't tell you.
Red flag for boys
>Thinks he's sophisticated for having different musical taste
>Lets /fa/ dress him
>Thinks becoming /fit/ will change his life
>Complains how he doesn't care for society but complains about it all day long
>Thinks getting a gf/bf will solve his problems
>Is a manchild
>Prides himself for not touching his dick for a few days
Is having a nazi collection (from a few years ago) when i was collecting a red flag? even if i'm not racist?
>Prides himself for not touching his dick for a few days
Damn i'm on my 4th day of nofap was proud.
>>24733640
>Damn i'm on my 4th day of nofap was proud.
Don't listen to roasties. They don't know what true horniness and self-control is. Some of them go months without masturbating and it's completely normal for them but it drives us crazy
>>24733678
Wah wah I have no self control.
Why are you suicidal?
no gf no reason to live
>>24733186
I'm not.
~original comment~
I'm a square piece and life is a circle.
Today I went in a bus with my friend, and we sat on two seats behind some chicks (who were quite good looking). One minute later,they stood up to sit two rows behind us. Next, three other girls get in, and one sits infront of us, but the others said no, while laughing, and then went to sit somewhere else, though eventually they sat there due to there not being any other empty seats.
I usually don't give a shit for stuff like that, but for some reason it fucking bugs me alot. I'm not gross looking in any way, neither do I smell like a homeless person. Also,...
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What age where the chicks?
>>24732903
Around 21-22, why?
>>24732665
What race are you?
If your white it wasn't because of you.
Unless you're fat, or look really nerdy.
draw your room
the black shit is piles of clothes and garbage
>>24731373
What's the red line for?Working on mine I swear
Much smaller than this IRL. Just imagine everything closer together
>>24731535
Not op but I'm pretty sure it's the path the door swings in
Good morning lads. You alright?
>>24730079
Make a calendar with your /britfeel/ images. Something like a live wallpaper that you can download and it changes with the time of day and seasons.
I'd pay for something like that.
>>24730079
It's Summer over there? It's Winter in the US right now.
>>24730210
It's winter here, OP is just retarded.