Good morning lads. You alright?
>>24730079
Make a calendar with your /britfeel/ images. Something like a live wallpaper that you can download and it changes with the time of day and seasons.
I'd pay for something like that.
>>24730079
It's Summer over there? It's Winter in the US right now.
>>24730210
It's winter here, OP is just retarded.
>>24730079
>summer edition
what is going on here?
>>24730210
>>24730224
>>24730253
>OP pic autism
Worst thing about /britfeel/, let it go.
Fleshlights are inly 30 quid on amazon lads, but how do i get it into the house with no one knowing?
Anyone else here /skipping college/?
>>24730224
>>24730332
Are we going to ignore the fact that >>24730210 actually thought we had different seasons than the US?
>>24730848
Are we going to ignore the fact that >>24730848
Actually thought americans werent retarded?
I've been awake since half 9 last night. Not been to bed. Nipping paki shop for some cigs.
Took a walk this morning. Now having a coffee. Anyone know where I am in the pic?
>>24730332
The picture is all we have to set us apart from the other threads.
Without the picture we're just a bunch of losers.
>>24730210
Pls be bait from a britbong
>>24731557
looks like you live somewhere comfy
>>24730667
arent they shipped in just general amazon brown boxes? im sure the reviews will tell you this if not
>>24731575
Haha yeah, with it we're definitely not a bunch of losers.
>>24731575
>Without the picture we're just a bunch of losers.
Poleaboo tier delusion
>>24730667
Well your postie will know. The tape on the boxes says FLESHLIGHT repeated along it, so make sure nobody is in the house when you collect it.
Best bet is to have it delivered to a locker.
Gotta go to my teams Christmas celebration today lads. Wish me luck. Forced fun is the fucking worst.
>0 messages
>Have to leave the house for alcohol later
>>24731971
Anime has no place in our country friend.
What booze shall you be getting?
>>24732007
Do not be mean to Illya, please and thank you.
Whiskey.
I find myself just fucking screaming internally on a very frequent basis.
doing extra hours at work lads
what am I like lmao
>>24731557
Tell me, anon, I want to see it for myself.
>>24732347
absolute king of /mischief/
Should I shower before work?
>wrong op picture
I BET THE PAKIS DID THIS
>>24732380
Do you blame failing life on le pakis too?
>watching jeremy kyle
>a stacey pretends to be chad to take a virginity
Are their no lows that normies won't stoop to, to deprive us?
>>24732436
>he doesn't even know
>>24732515
>jeremy kyle contestants
>normies
what does /britfeel/ think of my leggings?
suitable for outdoor wear?
>>24732577
Slutty as fuck, enjoy seeing all the young girls wearing them.
>>24732577
PLS BE IN DURHAM
It's too fucking sunny.
going to my uni's career's advisor today to try and sort my future out
might book a counselling session as well, long overdue
>>24732577
pls be in guildford
>>24731557
Leeds?
I honestly have no idea. Canadafuk here just browsing for shits&giggles.
Morning lads~
Got anything planned for the weekend? I haven't. Will probably just try and be comfy~
Hope you have a great day~
>inspirational/tragic stories day on Jeremy Kyle
>no chavs screaming at each other
I feel let down.
>>24732771
those are the worst, they even change the music
must just be when they're desperate for filler, sometimes they do blokes who have changed their life around in rehab, they're okay but the ones where its like I got beaten up outside a nightclub look how brave I am are shit
>>24732804
They beg for people to go on the show a lot, so I guess the winter season is a lean time for chavs that want to humiliate themselves on national TV.
>>24732837
from what I've heard its a pretty cushty deal, they stick them in a hotel and that and they get a weekend paid for in Salford or whatever
>>24732852
>a weekend in salford
Oh boy! Sign me up, can't wait to see the sights!
>>24732868
haha don't forget la a weekend in Salford is like a 2 week trip to Dubai for these people
yeah not bad bruv just annoyed at my mental self-sabotage
I'm a third year uni student and only got laid once this entire time in a drunken mistake despite the fact that I go to a uni that's nearly 3/4ths chicks and since it's an art uni they're mostly really hot
I have loads of female friends but the ones I'm into are taken 95% of the time then the other 5% of the time it doesn't go anywhere because they're pains to get in contact and organize things with or they flat out reject me or I'm too shitty at flirting to know how to do it properly then by the third time we meet they mention cute guys they like and BAM friendzone
and yesterday I met this chick I met at a club a few weeks ago who was friends of friends that I really got along with that I haven't seen since and she's super nice and friendly and she's rly cute she's not amazingly cute like I remember her being when we met whilst I was quite drunk and now I've genuinely lost most interest in her purely because of that
and then I'm on here complaining about not finding anyone fuck my brain man I wish I knew how to lower my standards
rather bored lads what do?
>>24732690
lel I'm near guildford
>>24732953
>I go to a uni that's nearly 3/4ths chicks
Christ, where do you go? That must be hell
>>24731557
You live in York lad?
>>24732953
I went to a uni that was mostly women but the majority or guys there did science or engineering. The women acted like 90% of the guys didn't exist, the sporty Chads had megaharems.
Rugby lads at uni are the fucking worst. The most confusing thing is that the girls all fall for their shit.
Who brit paki here?
>>24733240
It's mental how they can essentially fuck a different girl every week. Girls know and don't care if they're No.45 on a rugby lads shag list.
>>24733214
Which unis have way more males than females? I'd guess none do
>>24732953
>laid once
Normie
>been posting here since 2008
>tfw getting told to leave by 18 year old new fags for being a normie
>>24733320
Yes you are a normie who has overstayed his welcome.
>>24733341
>being able to communicate with strangers on anonymous image board without having a panic attack
gtfo normie
>>24733240
3 of my uni's rugby team got put on the sex offenders list for streaking through a playground.
>>24733375
Rugby players and fans are infinitely worse than footballers and football fans.
>>24733240
I was president of the anime society and used to shag the awkward qt's who joined at the start of the year. I was quite lucky because most of them were quiet mousey types rather than dyed blue hair hamplanets.
>immigrant Paki
>have heavy accent
>several years of living develop a reasonably sound accent
>get white grill
>tfw can't get white grill
>>24733408
I'd disagree with you there m8. In my experience rugby fans are annoying, drunk, loud and obnoxious, but football fans are all of the above with violence thrown in the mix.
>>24732765
I'd really enjoy seeing that anime girl take black cock
>>24733258
>don't care if they're No.45 on a rugby lads shag list.
Oh, they do care. It's proof that man is high status and worthy of giving them the domination they crave.
>>24733505
>with violence thrown in the mix.
As are rugby fans. Don't fall for the myth it's all high-middle class people being le classy, they're just as scummy as fuck when they've got a drink in them.
>>24733428
Why would you want a white girl anyway? I'm a white guy and white girls are bottom tier in my opinion. I've dated East Asian and black women only.
What is the obsession with a lot of non white guys with white girls? they are the worst.
Portugal here.
You're all a bunch of fucking shitters. I hope you freeze to death this winter while I'm enjoying my great Portuguese weather of 19.degrees sun.
>>24733581
Your ancestors would be ashamed to have spawned such a low test loser who can't even muster the drive to continue his race.
>>24733596
>Portugal
>Thinking he has any sway in the 21st century
>>24733518
Wh-what? Please don't say such lewd and vulgar things about my waifu~
>>24733596
Enjoy having your country overrun by scummy English tourists every year m8.
>>24733596
>Poortugal
Last time I was on holiday there I had wives offering to sleep with me for 30 quid.
>>24733623
>Your ancestors would be ashamed to have spawned such a low test loser who can't even muster the drive to continue his race.
Good, I wish there was more race mixing. the world would be better if we were all one race.
It's the media portrayal of white women being the epitome of beauty, that leads to men desiring them, ignoring the fact that most white women are complete cunts.
As a white man, I'll NEVER date a white women, and when I do decided to have children, they will not be white.
>>24733632
>Implying you haven't fapped to the thought of her being blacked
>>24730667
you need to have the confidence to willing embarrass yourself, if you ever want that flesh light to be lady flesh. this is a good opportunity for you.
>>24732771
I remember when I first saw an episode like that, I kept waiting for something to happen.
My dad woke me up by asking me to open the door for my brother wen he's back from school, and I agreed, which is now keeping me in the house for another 3 hours or whatever, I forget when kids are out of school these days.
So he both woke me up and made me stay in, prick.
>>24733704
Of course I haven't! I didn't even know those kinds of things existed until you mentioned them~
>>24731557
Only been there once, but i want to say Monmouth
>2 weeks into diet
>dreaming about food
my life is pretty pathetic senpai
KitKat fingers in a bun is a great alternative to Pain au Chocolat if you can't speak French.
>>24733898
M8, I don't know what to say......
>it'll get better at uni
fuck this shit
hmm, I just earned a badge for logging into Lancashire Adult Learning School for the first time...
I don't live in Lancashire... some bastard's using my email address
>meeting with friends today, to marathon space wars laser swords in prep for new jar jar movie on dec 18th
>going to use this time to pull closet friend aside
>going to tell him i'm bi and i've been talking to a guy who could end up being very special to me
Wew lads, I didn't think much of it but now I'm sort of worried. Not sure how he will react. Anyone been in the same situation before? Any advice?
>>24733898
I like your entrepreneurial spirit m8
>>24734099
>>>/lgbt/
all gays are normie goodbye ;-)
Microwave in the flat is broken and I dont know what to eat anymore
went to the careers advisor lads, basically I'm up shit creek without a paddle. Going to have to spend a year after I graduate volunteering and shit to get some stuff down on my CV
>>24734318
Graduate in what?
>>24734099
>marathon space wars laser swords in prep for new jar jar movie on dec 18th
God, I can already tell your friends are liberal and insufferable. As are you.
>>24734189
50 quid in argos go get a emergency loan
>>24734377
Politics
>>24734415
>a degree that is useless 6 months after graduating
Is there any other degree that goes stale quicker?
>>24734388
Is the black man being a major character triggering you /pol/?
>>24733898
You're following some good Twitter accounts, lad.
>>24734392
> go get a emergency loan
LOL, needing an emergency loan for a 50 quid microwave. Fuck living in that reality.
signed off lads
>>24734619
Sauce on pic? bloxbot
>>24734619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWQhbCi82-w
>>24734673
kek he can't even read, the guy who wrote the post has better english than he does
>>24731557
this is chester
>Stumble my way through my first ever interview for some apprenticeship I don't really care about.
>Actually got the position somehow.
>I don't really think I want it but I'm being pressured in to leaving the NEET lifestyle by everyone around me.
Fuck me lads I can't be bothered with this but I'm 23 and have no work experience, I don't want to become unemployable when/if I actually find a job I want. Do I just take it?
what's the most brutal way to kill myself lads?
>tfw 4 hours of lectures
>have to be around normies for the whole time
>listening to them laughing and having fun reminds me how lonely I am
At least it's the weekend tomorrow~
lads what am i meant to do at uni when im too shy to join any societies, and hate clubbing? my floor in my hall dont care for me, either :(
>>24734805
Acid bath?
>>24734922
I didn't make any friends with the normie cunts in my student digs. Make friends with the people on your course instead - since you're both studying the same subject you're bound to have similar interests
>>24735001
This.
All my friends are from the course. I never made friends with any flatmates or from freshers.
>>24734827
>tfw slowly making friends with normies and one already offered to smoke weed with me and we went to class high
>waitrose giving away free clementines/satsumas
you best believe i took 6 of those mufuckas
>>24734922
Anime society m8, it was the only place at uni where I could look down on people like the normies look down on me.
It makes it a lot easier to socialise if you don't care what the other person thinks about you.
>>24735044
>Anime society
This is a really bad idea. The only people that go to these are people like this guy.
>>24734801
If its a worthwhile apprenticeship then go for it. I did an apprenticeship with co op funeralcare to become a funeral director and its pretty sweet.
If you'll be getting 3 quid an hour to learn how to stack shelves then fuck it.
>>24735058
I go to mine. You usually get a mix of people, some are the sour elitist assholes. some who have not watched any at all but enjoy it, and is mostly filled really enthusiastic series devourers
>>24735058
Not all anime societies are full of screaming weeaboos though, its worth going for a week or two just to see if there's anyone he could be friends with.
It's not like he's got anything to lose.
>>24735083
>I did an apprenticeship with co op funeralcare to become a funeral director and its pretty sweet
What the fuck did this entail? Give stories
>>24734801
depends on what you're doing the apprenticeship in, if it's a worthwhile qualification you'll be gaining a job that will bode well for you in the future, go for it. i'm doing an apprenticeship at the moment, wish i started one as soon as i left school
>>24730667
get the gift packaging
>>24735036
You're an absolute madman lad
>>24735083
>>24735123
It's an admin position so I guess it'll be useful in a variety of jobs but it sounds rather dull which is why I'm rather reluctant to do it. I guess I'll take it anyway, at least I can do something else once it ends if I don't enjoy it.
>>24735099
that's a nice pupper. i love the saggy double chin that some dogs have, makes me chuckle
>>24735152
Wattle?
>>24735114
>worth being friends with
>people who watch anime
Pick one.
Watching things isn't a group activity anyway. You can see exactly what an anime society will have in store by taking a look at /a/, no discussion of anime or manga to be had; they are only concerned with the women and the waifu movement.
>>24735169
>>waifu
Now you've said that anons have to post 'em
>>24735120
Learning how to trim coffins, arranging funerals, driving hearse/limo, pretty much everything you need to know.
I'm not a very social person by nature, but when you're dealing with grieving families it's a lot easier to be charming etc because you're in a position of power and people hang off your every word.
Plus I get to wear a frock coat and a top hat every day, things could be a lot worse.
>>24735168
yeah, i guess it's a wattle
>>24735152
now you've said that i can't stop going back and looking at it, then sniggering
>>24735169
Yeah, because the cesspool that is /a/ is definitely representative of how people will act in real life.
I made a few friends in anime society that I'm still in touch with 2 years after uni, it might turn out differently for this other anon but there's no reason for him not to try.
>>24734922
Just go for the society.
Any sort of tabletop society accepts anyone and never judges.
Same with the animu society but they'll probably irritate you.
>disabled my normiebook account
>feel even more lonely than before
I'm pathetic but at least there's no way for people to contact me now unless they know my email or new number
>>24735247
/a/ is certainly representative of the type of person tha wants to seek out other people that watch anime, ie the type of person that would join an anime club/society.
>>24731704
>>24731860
I live with mummy what if she asks what it is
>>24735459
say it's a christmas present
>tfw I found out I'm allergic to something today, the hard way.
my only allergy except for slight hayfever.
>>24735485
what is your allergy?
>>24735251
any reason you disabled it?
>>24735496
Whatever's in Lenor.
I've never been enduring a skin allergic reaction, but now it's wearing off.
>>24735502
I don't like how social media makes everyone's life look amazing and eventful. It was depressing to see everyone looking so happy and fulfilled even if they weren't like that in real life.
>>24733255
>brit
>paki
Choose one foreign scum.
>but i was born here!
You "people" are fucking vermin scurrying about moving to what ever country gives you the easiest life and then pretending you belong there.
>>24735532
Yes, I find that everyone taking pictures with their friends skewers people's perception that these people are doing stuff every day and are super popular.
>pupper dies
>house feels empty without him
>>24734801
>>24734318
Do it. Like just do the unpaid stuff. Yes you'll be unpaid for like 3 - 6 months but fuck, if you dont, you'll have no money in from then on. Just get the experience in.
For example, I did volunteering somewhere as an office admin. It was only when that appeared on my CV did I get responses, then the lady who was the Office Manager got a job and left, she recommended me for the position, I took over.
2 weeks later I left as well for another job as employers were on my dick due to having voluntary office manager on my CV, that was all the 'experience' they needed. Also putting down the fact that I was personally recommended helped.
>>24735598
sorry to hear that lad, what breed of pupper did you have?
>>24735653
2 border collies, last one died a few weeks ago
>>24735466
But then on christmas ill have nothing to give her.
>>24731916
Left after an hour without telling anyone when my anxiety got the better of me and started to drag me down.
Just got a snide comment from my boss saying I must have left to finish my work.
I guess this is why people with mental health issues don't say anything.
just woke up from a nap and then took some caffeine to heat my body back up fast because i got stuff to do. too bad now the caffeine is giving me severe irregular heartbeat. woah lads. woah. why do i have to live in heeell. wooooooeeeeeeeeeeeoooooh.
>>24733255
is inbreeding a huge unreported problem for pakis?
every time i go to somewhere paki kids are "allowed" out the house, themeparks, schools, hospitals, etc. and it seems like literally 1/3 of them are full blown timmy retarded.
>>24735950
>is inbreeding a huge unreported problem for pakis?
It's pretty common knowledge, that they impregnate their cousins.
>>24735950
Average iq there is 84.
1/3 if them probably are retarded.
>>24735989
that's common knowledge, but no one talks about the results of it.
>>24736005
I only care about in the UK, most noticeable around Wolverhampton / Birmingham
>>24735598
Sorry to hear that bro. One of the worst feels you'll ever experience.
>>24736031
IQ is genetic m8.
>cleaning my room
>have to use multiple black bags
will have to venture outside into normieville multiple times today to throw these bags away. i was hoping to stay inside all day too. fiddlesticks
>>24730079
>July heat wave addition at Christmas
My autism is spiking lads
>>24733320
I know that feel mate.
Then they tell you 'gb2 reddit' when the irony is we were posting here before Reddit existed yet they themselves probably found their way here from Reddit.
Back in my day newfags respected their elders.
>cold
>lethargic
>don't enjoy shit anymore
>just drink and lurk in my room all day
Living the life.
>>24734801
>>I don't really think I want it but I'm being pressured in to leaving the NEET lifestyle by everyone around me
That feel mate. All my normie family are just jealous because they weren't smart enough to live the NEET lifestyle so when I do they get all shitty with me that I'm not working 70 hours a week at Tesco and sharing a 2 bedroom flat with 15 Pakis for 80% of my wages.
>>24733320
>>24736299
don't like it? then stop being a fucking normie
>>24736419
>this angry little man again
Seriously mate the threads have been comfy as fuck the last few days while your mum took your internet away please don't come back and shit them up with your cuntishness again. Thanks kiddo.
>>24736448
don't normie post and i won't post
>>24736463
Considering you probably consider use of capital letters 'normie' there's a slim chance we will ever get you to shut the fuck up through appeasing your autism. We'd all much prefer it if you just jumped in front of a train.
Is there a name for that feeling you've got when you've been awake for over a day, almost like a tiredness induced headache?
Got it at the moment despite getting a full night's sleep, tried taking a nap and I couldn't fall asleep.
>>24736489
It's called Depression.
>>24736502
Depression is a fake illness that people who want others to feel sorry for them pretend to have.
Whatever this is has a physical effect on me.
>>24736524
>Depression is a fake illness
nice bait
>>24736524
oh ok thanks me too
>>24735705
Buy 2, one for her, one for you.
>>24734922
Hahaha tim, i thought i was the only person that watched him
>>24736524
>Depression is a fake illness that people who want others to feel sorry for them pretend to have.
Okay mate, let's just ignore science and modern medicine.
>>24736481
i'd prefer if you and your gf would do the same
Just ordered a kebab, a kebab wrap and 9 hot wings, lads.
>home early on Friday because 36 hours per week
>tfw I don't know whether I'm "supposed" to work more hours, either paid or unpaid
If I claim for more hours they might get pissed off at having to pay me more, I don't know. If someone employs you on a 36 hour per week contract do you think they expect you to make it up to 40 or more with unpaid hours to prove how keen you are?
>>24736778
leave normie
>>24736778
No one cares what you think though mate because your entire life revolves around trolling a /britfeel/ on a Mexican Tortilla Wrapping image board
>>24736779
Abs are for pussies mate. Good job on the food though.
I've never had a kebab because a teacher in school when I was like 13 said they give you worms.
>>24736785
Nah lad, work your contracted hours and then fuck off home. Bonus points if you go home early and claim 2 hours overtime.
>Poleabpp needs a job
>0 real interviews in the last 3 months
>doesn't know what he's doing wrong
>>24736785
>If someone employs you on a 36 hour per week contract do you think they expect you to make it up to 40 or more with unpaid hours to prove how keen you are?
>working unpaid
Are you mental mate?
Work the hours you are contracted too, if they ask you to work more (and pay you) then work more. What job is it?
>>24736828
>>doesn't know what he's doing wrong
Being an autistic pervert?
>>24733320
Same here bretheren
>Came here when I was 14
>Anxious, never spoken to a girl, no friends, etc
>Used /r9k/ as a guide for how to not be a loser
>Now 21
>Watch anime, play yu-gi-oh with my house mate, play vidya with house mates, masturbate to hentai
>Lots of good friends
>Get laid regularly
>L I T E R A L L Y going over to a girls flat next week to get high and fuck her brains out
Screeching reeetards are a smeer on this site desu senpai.
PAKIS OUTT TBQH
>>24736850
They can't tell that from the CV
pls give poleaboo a job
>>24736840
>What job is it?
It's R&D, I think the way they do it is employ people on a contract initially and then take the good ones into a more permanent position, hence my wondering whether they expect the contract noobs to do extra work for free to improve their chances and show how eager they are to please the corporate overlords.
>>24736874
Your life sounds comfy as fuck. I'm jealous. You get to do all the fun nice nerdy things while still having friends and getting laid.
My friend's would literally ostracize me more than they already do if they knew I liked anime or Yu Gi Oh.
>Cancel on our date with this girl I've known for literally less than 2 weeks
>she ignores me completely for 2 days
>messages me this
I should have listened when they said never stick your dick in crazy
Wish I was american 2bh lads.
Could have been a 4chan super hero by now going on a shooting rampage against police.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFa19KCb5Q0
>>24736975
say.... only if there's sex involved
>>24737023
I'm sure our very own hero is less than a year away from making his move
>>24736928
Funny thing is we're all guys who go out to clubs regularly, all have pretty decent success with girls etc. You just have to not give a fuck what other people think of you, I won't bring this shit up but if someone's into it or asks me about stuff like that then I'll have a conversation with them.
Uni has changed me as a person desu, I feel a lot more confident now than I did two years ago.
>>24737023
>implying he's dead
you can't corner the dorner
>>24736886
I'd not be surprised if you'd written it in your personal statement.
literally fuck off Rafi Stone you scruffy little paki i've seen you here before
>>24737044
The only move he is going to make is on his sister.
>>24737125
nice thumbnail brodude
nobody cares about ur teeny facebook drama though ;/
normies hate me because I don't even try
Poleaboo is not "into music" but while working at the amusement park, he heard 3 songs over the loud speaker that he enjoyed
This one resonated with him and I'm sure everyone here would like it too
FRANK TURNER LYRICS
"Reasons Not To Be An Idiot"
>You're not as messed up as you think you are
>Your self-absorption makes you messier
>Just settle down and you will feel a whole lot better
>Deep down you're just like everybody else
>She's not as pretty as she thinks she is
>Just picture her after she's had kids
>I bet she sits at home and listens to The Smiths
>Deep down she's just like everybody else
>So why are you sat at home?
>You're not designed to be alone
>You just got used to saying "no"
>So get up and get down and get outside
>Cos it's a lovely sunny day
>But you hide yourself away
>You've only got yourself to blame
>Get up and get down and get outside
>He's not as clever as he likes to think
>He's just ambitious with his arguing
>He's crap at dancing, yeah and he can't hold his drink
>Deep down he's just like everybody else
>I'm not as awesome as this song makes out
>I'm angry, underweight and sketching out
>I'm building bonfires on my vanities and doubts
>To get warm just like everybody else
>>24736828
Do you have any references? You got sacked from several jobs, right?
>>24737164
it's some little faggot that goes on /britfeel/ who always comments on Youtube videos posted here
>>24737237
One from 8 month accounts assistant paid placement while at uni
Don't use the McDonalds one though one of the managers is still cool with him from what he can tell, not great odds she'll get the phone though
Do list the amusement park for filler, know there is zero chance anyone relevant will want to take the call and reception will just fob them off
>>24737213
pakiboo please get a trip so I can filter you
>>24737269
Here's the other one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZMjDfTeoQw
There isn't a third, got confused
>tfw NEET
>tfw wasted the whole day playing ClickerHeroes
>>24737213
>Poleaboo is not "into music"
You don't listen anything?
All going well, I get a motorcycle tomorrow. I just hope I can get it in my back garden through the awkward gate position. It'd be a shame if that's what stopped me.
>>24732577
Video games are not cool.
Please do not be in cambridge
Out with the lads after for a few drinks. Throat's in shreds and I'm getting headaches so it's going to be fun.
What's everyone up to tonight?
>>24737347
Nothing. Tried getting into rap 2/3 years ago but most of the time couldn't understand what was being said without looking it up so stuck to listening to guys who went slow enough but they (like most people) only had 1 or 2 good songs each
Find listening to music and television tedious, not fedora tipping, poleaboos head hurts at the start of a song/show, he wants to get the point and can't watch/listen to the whole thing
Used to listen to Linken Park, Simple Plan and Michael Jackson when he was a young teen
Just shed a tear lads.
pic related
>>24737429
Harami Yazidi scum
>>24737429
"My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?"
if I flip the pizza's Mr Azyzz will flip out
Well, today my Granddad got lost in Harrods and cried when he saw a black man. He keeps calling London "Brown Town". It's the average Friday in Brown Town really.
Back from my christmas temp wageslaving
I am working in a very upmarket store in a rich area, and the quality of women is fucking staggering. You just don't see that quality in most places in the country. No fucking wonder they have rich husbands.
>>24737494
ffuck off normie cunt
>>24731557
Ayy, I'm /Chester/ too
>>24730079
SUMMER IS HERE, AND I'M FOKIN FOKIN BUZZING
>>24737511
I'm a normie because I got christmas temp work? Whatever, back to neetdom in January.
why do yanks come to britfeel again? never really got my head round it
friday lads, what you got planned? anything going on at the weekend?
>>24737472
>Well, today my Granddad got lost in Harrods and cried when he saw a black man
>>24737553
Heavy drinking, and I'm gonna put some more time into my game engine tonight once I finish work in 20 mins or so.
>Searching for jobs
>"Hotel Receptionist - Mercure"
>That's where she used to work back when they lived together
Not a nice feeling
>>24737429
>'Strike me down now and I will become more powerful than you can ever imagine'
>>24737572
what you working on anon?
>>24737323
ultimate gypo tune
>>24737616
Catchy as fuck though
>>24737519
DRINK A CAN OF KETREL AND I'L KICK MY GIRLFRIENDS HEADIN
I'M ONLY MEZZIN WHEN I'M HANGIN OUT WITH BEZZIN
LISTEN TO WHAT I'M SEZZIN
ALL THE GIRLS ARE LEZZIN
>>24737648
SHOW US YER MUFF!
>>24737553
Going to walk into town and buy a jug in a minute then I'm going to measure out how much I drink until I black out.
>>24737538
They crave attention and can't bare the thought of not being included in something
>>24737659
where you goin' tiger?
>>24737595
Trying to build an engine with realistic blood/gib spray. Looking to use the normals of entry/exit wounds on the mesh to output a particle blood spatter.
I originally built it with Java, but there was significant problems with asset loading that I couldn't fix, so I'm rewriting in C++.
Currently up to the point of loading a scene's meshes, just finished getting some kinks out of my model loader by actually learning the correct way to load a fucking model.
> the crysis model with only diffuse textures applied
>>24737553
might be doing lsd with a girl
any tips for a first timer
>>24737553
bugger all, maybe get a hair cut back to work on Monday after a week off. only 2 weeks of work until another 2 weeks off though
Poleaboo likes this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvjLgjtJKsc
>>24737347
it's a common autism trait to not enjoy music
>>24737394
xd
>>24730079
>Be me, upper middle class Southerner
>Have the stereotypical "British" accent
>Socially awkward at fuck but have good looks
Will I get ass if I go to non-coastal America?
>>24737691
>writing your own game engine
Surely realistic blood/gibs could be accomplished without writing an engine from scratch
>>24737725
remember those sluts from my teen years.
>>24737700
do you know exactly how the drug ur gonna take works?
do you know how to spot LSD vs research chems?
are you feeling okay today?
do you feel comfortable with the girl?
would you be willing to accept and go with it, rather than a fight a potential bad trip?
also if you're gonna do it at a festival or nightclub plz kill urself
>>24737659
Kestrol super I got a new car supped it up with 4 fuckin spoilers 12 inch alloy wheels mp3els you know the deals
>>24733581
Eurasians are superior to whites and Asians.
You get the best of both worlds.Continents.
>>24737755
Nope, tried and failed.
They dig the accent, but ultimately leave you for a hillbilly.
>>24730110
you could use it in a browser homepage
>>24737755
You could just fix your social skills anon. Then you'd be sorted.
I have gave up on the hope of ever aquiring a girlfriend.
The human race disgusts me.
>>24737851
that happened to me a long time ago. people annoy me so much, I haven't met a single person that doesn't piss me off in some way
>>24737796
I know basically nothing but she seems pretty experienced
I'm kind of scared, but more so of looking like an idiot
>>24737890
Make sure not to think about spiders
>>24737768
Yeah, but it's the journey of building an engine that I'm in it for. If I make a game, that's just a bonus.
>>24737899
kek, you're a bad person.
