Why don't you guys just get Tinder. Like whats to lose.
a couple of bucks buying a new phone
My fucking self-esteem when I swipe right on every woman and get no matches.
being recognized and ridculed
>>24735608
Dignity, self esteem, hope.
>>24735647
This is the exact reason. The fear that someone who knows me or even a relative might see my pathetic attempt at an attractive selfie and "p-please respond" profile text
>>24735608
Won't with with phone number for some reason.
Don't you need a Normiebook for Tinder? I deleted that a long time ago.
Original comment?
>>24735633
this, the risk of getting no matches at all scares the hell out of me
>>24735647
Ha that's priceless.
>>24735608
It's promiscuity personified and turned into a fucking app. A socially acceptable app.
It is ultimate degeneracy.
>>24735608
> Requires Facebook
> Haven't used Facebook in forever
> Unable to take pics/selfies unless they're linked to my Facebook account
I don't have one because It would take the fun out of meeting a girl girl and asking her out. And plus I don't want to let ever one know how big of a loser I am.
>>24735608
have no facebook
I dont deserve this. As much I discover that conclusion, as much I start to not care about. It does work, but requires much depression, lol.
>>24735898
You'll definitely get matches, but you won't get messages back. I was on it for a year and never got a single message back.
Even if you use it, you won't get matched unless you post a photo of a fucking Chad
>>24736142
how many matche did you get?
>>24736172
Around 80. It worked out to about 2 every 3 weeks.
>>24736142
>You'll definitely get matches
Not if you're ugly
>>24736212
Post yoru mug, you're probably goodlooking
>>24735608
I do have an active profile, had one for about two months now.
Notes for brobots:
>you need a normiebook
>swipe left on girls you know have a 0% chance of liking you, there's a limited number of likes per 12 hours
>if you are at least half socially active you will need to prepare to see girls you know IRL. Swipe them right because for some reason left swiping a girl you already know wouldn't touch you IRL is a faux pas.
>dont put height in your description if you aren't 6"0+
>dont treat the description like OKCupid. It should be as short as a movie logline
>if you are nonwhite or below 6/10 you will need to prepare for matchless days
>pictures matter: selfies take you down a few points but at the end of the day chad could use all selfies and a tubby nerd could have a great outdoor photo and still get nexted
>don't let your e-standards make you picky, that's a luxury only roasties can get away with
>BEWARE: MAJORITY OF GIRLS USING THIS APP HAVE NO QUALMS ABOUT COLLECTING ORBITERS. DO NOT HAVE A CONVERSATION THAT DOESN'T EVENTUALLY INVOLVE A DATE OR PLAIN SEX.
Most of you are trying to lose your vcard so it's best not to waste your time with girls who say "no hookups". Yes, they will break their rule, no, they won't break it for you.
I tried it and hardly got any matches. The matches that I did get never responsed to my messages.
Everything on Tinder feels so forced. You have to act like some confident macho man and single-handedly carry the conversation. A brick wall is more likely than a girl on Tinder to respond with something more thoughtful than "okay". And what are you supposed to do when you meet the girl and it turns out you aren't this super suave, interesting, sexy, confident macho man you pretended to be on the app? "Just be yourself" may be a meme, but acting confident for a girls attraction is mental torture and is destined to lead to a huge disaster.
I gave my facebook account to my sister and told her to try to set up a date for me. One girl agreed to meet up at a coffee place but she cancelled. My sister gave up after a week.
>make tindr
>literally no response for like a month
>make grindr
>5 straight out requests to suck my dick in 20 minutes
>>24736142
>>24736172
>You'll definitely get matches
What!?!?!?!? Are you insane?
>whats to lose
Dignity.
That's saying a lot considering I regularly post here.
>>24736236
>you're probably goodlooking
I'm not. I got zero messages back. It was just girls stroking their fuckin ego.
>>24736221
>>24736952
Even if you're ugly and obese as fuck, you'll get matches. But, again, it doesn't mean anything when you get no messages.
cause bitches never respond
I have 317 matches and out of the 5 new matches I messaged this week, literally only two have said anything back, and only one has continued the conversation. Luckily that one is also the cutest one.
The new update makes Tinder's interface complete shit too.
>>24735972
I'm glad I'm not the first person who said this.
I won't even use real dating sites. They're too promiscuous. I will only date a girl who I meet online via other means.
>>24735647
Using logic, couldn't you just ridicule them back? After all, they saw your profile because they use it too. Apart from that and the few ones mentioned here:
>you need a facebook account with a good picture
>haven't been active on facebook for years
>take new photo
>everyone sees it appearing
>THEY KNOW what it's for
>>24738414
>>24735972
The irony in these is very strong. You're both pathetic and cringe-worthy as fuck.
>>24738487
>everyone sees it appearing
You can make everything on your profile only show up for yourself.
>>24738506
>literally shopping through a site for girls as if they're prostitutes
Wanting something more than a cheap fuck is neither cringe-worthy nor pathetic.
>>24735608
It sucks swiping through like 100 girls and not getting matches. Whenever I see the perfect qt girl who even likes anime etc I say, "Please lords of tinder just give me this one match." but I never get it.
>>24735608i never text them
If they don't respond, you have to message them again
Wait 2-3 days first. But thats literally it
I live with my mother i suppose to have qts come to my moms basement for a fuck?
>>24739046
>I never text them
Me neither. I once got an angry message on tinder cursing me out for asking the number if I'm not going to bother texting.
Bullet dodged
Don't be embarrassed about tinder. Honestly, it is nothing. I'd be embarrassed about POF or any other dating site.
I was embarrassed at first but realized literally almost everyone is on there. It's actually really fun to use. Just don't take it seriously, have a few decent photos on there and talk about non weeaboo interests.
I met a nerdy girl on there two years ago. We just netflixed and chilled for a few weeks and ended up dating. I'm going to marry her now.
>>24739527
>Am I a robot?
No, and that's a good thing.
>>24735608
>your device isn't compatible with this version
Tips for robots
>Take HD pictures
Literally take good pictures of you. Take 100 of pics and pic out the best ones.
>Look confident and groomed
Literally this.
>No bio or some cheesy pickup line needed
You don't need some bitch ass bio to get likes. Just simply letting it blank gets you likes
>Swipe right on everyone
There WILL be a female that will swipe right on you and being picky will only decease your chances
It's literally easy to get matches and this coming from someone who gets 6 matches at least daily
>>24735608
1. i don't take pictures of myself
2. i don't have normiebook
3. i am ugly
4. i don't know how to talk
there, satisfied?
I got Tinder several years ago.
I have gotten absolutely zero matches the entire time, save for bots that want me to click links.
After a while, it's just a chore swiping right until you run out of swipes for the day.
>>24739697
>>swipe right on everyone
eat shit
tinder has a limited amount of likes in 12 hours
I only swipe on qts. One match a day is good enough for me.
>Get matches
>They either don't respond, are a bot or remove me shortly after
I'm so numb to it it no longer effects my self esteem. I just go "oh" or "onto the next"
Ha, my captcha had melancholy in it
>>24735647
Same here. But really I don't want to encourage the sort of hook-up culture it promotes. I really want a girl I can love and be best friends with as well as have sex with. I realize sex is important but I value mutual care far more.
>>24736379
Similar feels. I've been hit on by bi and gay guys before, but a girl has never made a move on me.
Fucking sick of this shit man
>>24740171
You're a dumbass
Use the limited amount of likes as a key to help you not waste your time. Is it really that hard to wait 12 hours?
>>24740273
NEWS FLASH
People have been hooking up with each other since the beginning of humanity
Get over it
>>24735608
>tfw almost 30 and only 40+ year old women look at my dating profile on a regular dating site.
>Tried to contact a 3/10 girl, but didn't reply back.
>Been called a chad multiple times. But don't have money.
Pretty sure Tinder will be a disaster.
>>24740844
>Ummm??????? like hellooooo????????
>>24740861
>been called a chad
Dude, that's great
>don't have money
You're fucked
>>24740929
>tfw no education.
>Every low manual labor job hardly earns me more than welfare money.
Escorts are legal here so that's a good thing if you still want sex but don't have status and money.
>>24740824
Tinder is by and large a waste of time
Swiping right on literally everyone wastes my time even further, cause in the event I do match with someone I'd have to filter whether or not I actually like them or not. It's much more efficient to swipe on people I'd actually go on a date with than any random girl
>>24738487
>this is autism senpai
>>24738487
But for stuff like Tinder you should just make a new email and fake facebook account.
>>24735608
My time. I probably swiped 500 girls yesterday and got one match with an ugly fat girl.
>>24735608
i'm not interested in dating whores
>>24741426
Good, they aren't interested in you either.
>>24737348
I've been using it for a while. ~700 matches and plenty of chitchat, all dead boring. Rarely meet up with anyone.
>Only swipe right if they're a weeb
>Only had two matches, one of which a bot
I made one a week ago and got one match a few days in who never responded to me
Wouldn't want my students or coworkers to see me on there.
Can't be bothered, to give whores satisfaction
Chances seem abysmal, finger too proud
Would rather listen to metal loud, not clean house
