When you have sex with a prostatute. Do you use a condor?
If she isnt a 800 escort
>implying that I am this pathetic
I may be pathetic but not THIS pathetic
>>24734279
nice reddit post my friend
>>24734298
Prostatute's have been around since the beginning of time. Why just skip all the talking and gifts and just give her the money directly?
>>24734298
If you don't fuck prostatutes you're really pathetic sire.
Vaginal with condor, bj without
>>24734279
Sometimes. Not always. I like raw sex and cumming inside her pussy meanwhile she leg locks me
>>24734279
not a Condor, I tried it once and he just flew away
I always go with a Falcon or my cousin's Eagle
>>24735551
u not worried bout hiv ?
>>24735637
Not that guy but a guy who has unprotected sex with an HIV-infected woman only has a 25% chance of contracting it
It's even less if she's on the meds
>>24735679
so you fuck the same hooker with hiv and you basically have it.........
>>24735693
4 times that is
>>24735610
I kek'd. good job senpai
>>24735679
No its 1 in 100 but whatever
>>24735782
thought it was 1 in 10,000 even if you rawdog vj and shes hiv +
>>24735679
It's nowhere near 25%. If you're getting fucked by a guy in the ass who has aids you have a 1 in 100 chance of getting it. Straight sex with a woman is like 1 in 10000 chance.
>>24735974
how did charlie sheen get it ?
needles right ?
>>24735679
>only 25% chance
have fun with your AIDS
I use a condom for everything. Oral, handjob, just everything, so much disease. No kissing either
>>24736113
srsly handjob common nigga
>>24736070
>>24735974
The chance of catching the AIDS virus from a single act of heterosexual intercourse with an infected partner is 1 in 500 if no condom is used, according to a report published in the current issue of The Journal of the American Medical Association.22 Apr 1988
>>24736140
Probably had her hand up some other dudes ass and gunna give me aids
>>24736160
Isn't HIV specifically contracted when the HIV virus gets directly into the blood stream?
So that's why fags get it more often because when you take a dick up your ass typically somewhere along the way is cum and some anal ripping.
If you don't have any cuts on your dick and the girl doesn't have any cuts in her pussy everything should be a-ok
>>24736210
no you idiott
>>24734279
>2015
>having sex without a condor
>>24736210
Tbh I don't give a fuck about HIV. Hell with all the needles I've shared I might even have it.
I mean, all HIV is gonna do is kill me sooner. Being on /r9k/ that's not a bad thing.
If I can raw dog, I will always raw dog. Fuck a condor senpai.
>>24736310
instead of living to over 40 or 50
die at 35 to 40 sounds like a good deal to me
>>24736231
Actually yeah I'm correct.
Fucking idiot.
https://www.aids.gov/hiv-aids-basics/hiv-aids-101/how-you-get-hiv-aids/
>>24736471
>These body fluids must come into contact with a mucous membrane or be directly injected into your bloodstream
>Mucous membranes are the soft, moist areas just inside the openings to your body. They can be found inside the rectum, the vagina or the opening of the penis, and the mouth.
>>24736532
yeah that's exactly what I said... I don't see how you think I'm somehow wrong?
>Isn't HIV specifically contracted when the HIV virus gets directly into the blood stream?
This is what I said. And it's true for the most part. I just left out the mucous membrane part.
Bro get the fuck off 4chan and go to sleep you stupid fucking neet retard. You're misreading shit and being a fucking nuisance with your shitposting.
>>24736644
>If you don't have any cuts on your dick and the girl doesn't have any cuts in her pussy everything should be a-ok
>I just left out the mucous membrane part.
That's literally the only important part. Drop the damage control, what you said was plain fucking wrong.
>>24736644
>i was only pretending guys
>>24735637
Nope, I am not. I do not care. I like to feel warm pussy around my dick and cum inside her.
>>24735543
Why do you want herpes on your dick anon? Use a condor you fucking retard.
>>24735999
Trips made him got AIDS. And trannies.
>>24736113
a bj without condor is not a bj.
>>24736826
>>24736697
shitposting kids. Way to ruin threads you fucking niggers.
>>24737124
you sure saved face
>robots
>hate slutty women
>only want virgin waifu gf
>but willing to have sex with dirty std ridden prostitutes
>mfw
>>24738110
I think even kent got a hooker and rawdogged her...
>>24738110
There is a difference between fucking a woman, and making her your gf or wife. Women can't seem to understand this
I only cuddle with prostitutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDRXcg9j7TQ
>>24736644
>i was right except for the part that i left out which makes me not right
fucking idiot
>>24735701
No. You'll have a little under 70% chance of contracting HIV after having sex with the same infected woman 4 times.
>>24734279
You can never be too careful. I used to have girls take money out of my wallet while in the shower, even if you notice they just deny it. Not anymore with the condor keeping watch.
>>24736160
then how do all those niggers in africa get it
No, because I'm scared the condor will shred my penis. It is a meat-eating bird after all.
>>24738280
because women have babies who are born with hiv + they have might have cuts etc
>>24736160
According to a compedium of saind Benedict from the XV century theres no such thing as viruses
I have an interesting story about a prostitute. Not sure if it's a feels or a laugh-worthy one, but eh.
>Live in a small flat in a kind of shitty area of the city
>Right on the edge of richfag territory but too far from any cheap stores to be a decent poor haven
>Usually prostitutes out and about, you have to know where to go though
>One of them always goes to some rich dudes house down the road
>I'm usually out for a run in the mornings because I fucking detest the other runners around here and there's no gym
>Always bump into her at the 24 hours garage when I'm getting water or whatever on my way back
>Don't really talk, had a couple of exchanges about how cold it is or whatever, usually just say hi and roll on
>One night I find her sitting on a kerb with her head in her hands
>Ask her if she's alright
>eggs.gif
>She's clearly embarressed but still tries to say some shit about just waiting for someone or whatever
>Offer to buy her a coffee (I'm feeling extra beta-kind)
>Bring her it on my way back
>Any time she seems to have had a rough night I'll bring her a cup of coffee or something and chat to her
>Starts telling me about weird shit the richfag up the road asks her to do
>He's obviously into scat or diaper play
>So far she's just had to wear diapers or fart, no real shit yet
>Weird but funny to hear about all the same
>One morning she has a black eye and her hair is a mess but she's wearing super nice clothes
>Turns out the guy's sister called in when she was shitting on this dudes chest
>He offered her a fuck tonne of money never to come back and to claim that she blackmailed him into it
>She took it and left, walking her shitty ass out the door and down the road
>Bought clothes while covered in shit stained leggings
>Dressed herself up, and got a job and paid off her rent
>Bought me a coffee a few days later and told me I was a nice guy
>tfw asking her for sex never even crossed my mind and I almost forgot she was a whore
Not all of them are bad.
>>24738413
>shat on some dudes chest
>not all of them are bad
Yes, I always use a condor.
>>24738475
He paid her, man. I'm not judging. If someone offered you good money to shit on someone in a private space under a confidentiality agreement, wouldn't you do it?
>>24738413
>gets paid for sex
>shits on other guys' chests
>not bad
oh ok
>>24738413
>sitting on a kerb
do you mean curb
>>24738529
I dunno, probably. I never remember how to spell it. Is the britbong spelling different? Fuck if I know.
>>24734279
>pull down filthy whores panties
>ready to get down to business
>grab my condor
>shove it up her filthy cunt
>pay the bitch and leave
SKRAAAAWWW
How would I approach a hooker if all I was to do is have her lay naked on the floor while me and my buddy look at porn and jack off then cum all over her? Would it be too weird or even possible to set that up?
>>24738557
apparently the britbong spelling is kerb, but that looks stupid to me imo, especially when it comes from the french courbe
>>24738580
You know the more I look at it the less it makes sense to me too.
>>24738579
I read the weirdest fucking shit in this place
