how would you rank 2015 with the other years of your life?
from the last 5 years, mine would be:
2013 - went from omega loser to generally okay kid, nice summer of doing nothing, last 3 months were shit tho
2014 - was okay but nothing happened and i didn't carry on the successes of the previous year
2011 - quite fun, played a lot of video games, but was a huge loser
2015 - realized i hate life and living and there's not really any hope, also planned out my suicide
2012 - dont really remember having any fun, therefore i probably never did
>>25133536
probably the worst
>not worked for most of it
>gained weight
>probably left the house about 3 times apart from work
>slowly becoming more and more anxious and autistic
>hopes of being anything other than a loser slowly fading
2011 - fucking annoying little faggot but I was happy at least
2012 - left school, got my first gf but she moved away at the end of the year, didn't get to fuck
2013 - reclused quite a bit, got first job but quit after a month because it was horrible, spoke to a girl for a while but nothing ever happened and now she's with a hipster chad cunt
2014 - finished college with shit grades, got another job but got made redundant after only a couple of months, started falling into a depression
2015 - fucking shit, seriously considered suicide after being a NEET for several months, any friends I did have went to uni or disappeared for other reasons, have a job again now but it's mundane and dead-end, at least things are stable for now though
I know it's in chronological order but I'm too lazy to think of a proper ranking. I do genuinely think in my mind though that life has gotten progressively worse as the years have gone by.
2010 - dropped out of college. got depressed. was a neet for an entire year.
2011-2015 - got a shelf stocking job at walmart. now i have money to buy booze and vidya while i waste away at my parents house.
Do women really fall in the toilet when the seat is up or is it just a meme? Do they really lunge their asses on the loo without even looking or turning the lights on? Because to me that sounds like something a kid (who thinks the world is adjusted to their needs) would complain about.
They do at night when they are tired and only using ambient light
They scream about it and you laugh
>>25133517
They actually do, my sis got me at me once for this
>>25133517
yes they do. all the time
>worried I might be a sociopath
>realize by worrying I might be a sociopath is proof I'm not
Phew.. that was a close one, lads.
>>25133513
Are you by any chance nihilistic, intelligent and with a wicked sense of humor?
>>25133587
Sure I am t b h
>>25133587
Yes, yes, and yes. Are you somebody I know, by any chance..? Because if so, I know exactly who you are.
>>25133640
REEEEEEEEE DON'T PRETEND TO BE ME, NORMAN
Let's have an obscure feels thread.
>tfw your only friend died last christmas from a heart attack
>tfw I will never, ever be a kid with aRosey mommy
It honestly hurts more than it should.
>>25133483
>The best day of my life was September 11th 2001.
Not being edgy, just a coinsidence of so many good things happening in one day combined to make it the best day ever.
>>25133483
don't worry OP, he'll always live on in yourheart :^)
anyone else play an instrument? will it help me cope with tfw no gf?
been trying to learn guitar for a few days now, fingers hurt like Satan
>>25133480
just stick with it bro, in 3 years you will be able to play mary had a little lamb
I can play the clarinet and saxophone to a decent standard, though I've slipped recently as I haven't found the motivation to play.
Always wanted to try the cello though, the sound you can get out of them is beautiful. Next time I have some money lying around I might book a lesson or two.
>>25133480
yeah, I've been playing the guitar for about 15 years.
It could help you cope with no GF if you become really interested in it and spend a lot of time playing and eventually performing.
Didn't help me cope nor did it help me with getting girls, so don't expect anything like that to happen.
Just play for yourself because you enjoy it and everything will be right as rain.
How can you love a woman with a large sexual history?
5 or 6 partners is okay, but that's only because I have a 7.1 inch dick, and am probably bigger than all of those guys.
But if she's had more than that, even if she tells you you're bigger, she's probably lying.
I don't understand how anyone could settle for a girl who has had bigger. It's not even about bigger being better/more pleasurable for her. It's about the fact you literally cannot go as deep as him, could never touch her where he did, and could never fill her...
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>It's honestly why I've given up on women.
Are you trying to say you're going to date guys now
>>25133410
Nope, saying that I'm working on a tulpa who will be my companion in life. Besides this though, women are awful in other ways as well. You always think that the girl you're crushing on is different, but she's not.
>>25133384
You cant and you shouldn't have too. Im not expecting to meet a girl whos never had sex at all but jesus having sex with a different guy every weekend for 3-4 years is unhealthy.
My magic number is 6 by the time they are 25. Its basically impossible to find a girl with those numbers now days. Im not walking around and courting a girl to be a my gf when there are guys out there she gave it up for without any work.
>Women thinking they know what it means to be lonely or have depression
>>>/soc/22999834
>>25133349
I HATE ROASTIES SO FUCKING MUUUUUUUUUUUCH
>>25133349
>going on /soc/
senpai you know what you have to do
soc is pure cancer jesus christ
no wonder r9k has gone to shit after those faggots started browsing here
ITT: anons vocaroo themselves singing the high note in Take On Me, solely for my personal entertainment
bumperoni vocarinooni
>>25133290
It's 00:08, sorry
>>25133290
I have a deep voice, and usually can't hit the highest note. But this time, I did it anon, just for you.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0duLT4WRG0o
Welcome to the Frog and Feels Tavern! Sunday edition.
Pick a drink, share a feel. How's the Christmas break treating you so far? What's troubling you today? Anything you need to talk to someone about? Feel free to share the feels and make yourself comfy.
I've been having a feel lately that's just so overwhelming, oh and as I go to say this there's a second feel as well. I can't handle all these feels, so I repress them, ignore them but they keep coming back anytime I'm reminded. Of another place in time. Of now.
What do you you do when you get a feel? Do you revel in it, do you confront it, what do?
Scotch and soda.
>>25133258
Just in time! Roommate's being a right cunt, seems every time I move in with a friend they try to turn me into a maid and force me to clean their shit (sometimes literally.)
I'm drinking a Magic Hat right now. I'd love another pint.
I'm not doing too good barkeep, I'm a senior in high school no car, job, gf, or friends, so I'm sitting here binge watching anime attempting to forget how lonely depressed and how crazy I am
Just a screwdriver that's all I need
how do i quit drinking?
i wouldn't say i'm an alcoholic. i can function fine without it, but every night when i come home from work i down a bottle of jager. i don't even like being drunk, i feel like i need it though. i feel like such a degeneratebuzzwordfor drinking, and i feel like my life would improve if i could kill the temptation.
does anyone have any advice?
thank you
>>25133247
Yes, find your local AA meeting.
I know it sounds lame, but it might help.
I used to be the same way but with drugs. Started attending the local meeting and I'm now 7 months clean.
Do it anon, cause it just might save your life.
Plus it'll help you meet ppl. and you'll make friends and even meet girls.
>>25133247
>I wouldn't say I'm an alcoholic.
>every night I down a bottle of jager
>I feel like I need it
>>25133247
Let me get the numbers for you here.
For an adult male, the maximum recommended alcohol limit is 4-5 units.
A 750ml bottle of jagermeister (35% ABV) is 14.5 units, so you're going 3x over the limit at least 5 days per week.
If you don't cut back now it's only going to get worse. I would say start weaning yourself off it right now, or try AA like the other anon suggested. Probably AA just to be safe.
>The highlight of my life was a short romance with a Saudi Woman
>I often spam threads about Arab women on /pol/ /int/ and sometimes /r9k/ to fill the void
>I'll never have a habibi to call my own
>She emailed me today wishing me a merry Christmas, but she had her arranged marriage now and I'll never physically meet her again
>I'll never again look through that thin slit at beautiful loving eyes.
>>25133221
You'll maybe see her one day inshallah
>>25133246
She wasn't even moderate or westernised in any way. She often talked about all western whores (roasties) deserved the death penalty. We shared some happy times.
>>25133221
>calling a woman habibi
>graduated with a 4.0 GPA and still a virgin
>sister is legitimately mentally retarded and is pregnant
You're conflating spheres of life.
Academic success =/= Social success =/= Financial success =/= Career success =/= Personal success
>tfw also had high grades, but no delusions that would equate to anything other than a few people hating me, many thinking I'm a nerd/loser, and the rare few respecting my dedication to academic success.
That said, I still enjoyed social, career, and personal success, because I have a pretty good understanding for how the world works.
Story about sis por favor familia
>>25133302
op is the father
>If you want your pikachu back it'll cost you +1 kiss
>Anywhere you want <3
>>25133166
>those cankles.
I'll pass.
>>25133166
You can keep pikachu. I'll buy another one at toys r us for $30.
Keep it, i wanted a charmander any way
I want to be a kid again
I miss my legos and my coco
I miss my christmas mornings and my puppy
I miss my dad and mom loving eachother and not knowing the feels I know now
I miss not knowing how ugly I am
I would do anything to be a child again but I am 25 and working day in day out wanting to kill myself.
>>25133161
>being a wagecuck
Lmao
>tfw best years of life wasted
>>25133183
I don't have a choice
I don't want to be homeless
Love just alters your brain chemistry, right?
So why can't we just artificially induce love?
>>25133089
We can, it's called ecstasy.
>>25133089
Couldn't we theoretically chemically alter the brain to prevent feelings of love? That'd be much more useful
>>25133089
Too complex to emulate, I'm sure. It's not like there is this "love" juice you either have or don't have, it's probably something like having a set of your neurons already in "love mode" or not, depending on whether or not there is someone to love in the first place. A lone man with no memories couldn't fall in love on a desert island, I don't think.