Good morning, wagecuck.
Enjoy your X-mas Eve.
Fuck you, nigger. Stop being a waste of air and get a job.
Oh I will, especially since I have the money to buy my family and friends presents, not to mention that tomorrow is pay day as well
>>25215668
Thanks NEET, can't wait for all the juicy news about your family Christmas interrogation.
What are your passions, robot?
Sleeping
Masturbation
Video games
Classical Composition, Philosophy, Theology, Art
And also exessive mastrubation.
martial arts
bettering myself
anime and other media consumption (includes tv, movies, video/computer games, etc.)
crafthing things, usially matial arts related like weapons and things to hold my gear
but if I was to pick one it would be martial arts. I Love it and never want to not do martial arts.
Honest question for femanons
Would you date someone with any of the following or are they dealbreakers?
>racist/white nationalist sympathies
>massive weeaboo (has figures and models)
>former NEET
All those are fine desu
I wouldn't, don't need to hear you rant about shit that doesn't matter
What about
>weak chin
Little worried robots. I just spent the last 10 minutes listening to a voice in my head call me a faggot non stop.
I think I may have finally cracked mentally guys.
What do I do?
>>25215399
>What do I do?
Come out of the closet?
>>25215399
Sometimes my inner monolog gets into the rhythm of repeating a word over and over and over. Sometimes it's 'literally' sometimes it's 'nigger'. Whatever it may be, it doesn't really matter
I wouldn't worry about it if you're conscious of the fact that the voice is your own. Consequently; if you hear voices saying your name, or giving commands - and it's someone else's voice, I'd say you should talk to a doctor about it
>>25215399
Drink until the voices stop.
Who /AloneXmasEve/ here?
Post ITT age, location and song you're listening to right now.
25 year old Ausfag reporting in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_u_iEjoH3k
Placing to the top
>>25215390
There's a number of these threads but I'll respond because I'm an ausfag
Just worked at my new job after being meet for about 3 months.
Time to go home, get into a bottle of scotch and play vidya.
Same as every night..
>>25215390
>28
>ausfag
>drinking pic related
Why the fuck do you fucking admire chad ideologies like capitalism, eugenics, and nazism?
Robots are the ones these ideologies vow to opress.
By supporting these things you support this disgusting animalistic normie consumerist society where nonmainstream activities are disregarded as
inferior and only the most abusive exploitative people are rewarded.
The right wing ruling class consists of sadistic alpha males, the people that abuse us and that we direct our hate against. The free market and
massive privatisation of the 21st century is the...
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Socialism is the only ideology that can improve our lives for us robots.
It's a fundamental rebellion against the principle of the survival of the fittest which would install economic, as well as sexual
egalitarianism(for all genders, modern feminists are tools and enforcers of the normie social status quo).
Socialism and subsequently communism would enforce ethics and morality rather than "winner takes all" kind of thinking. Alpha males wouldn't be
the only sexually attractive male type and women would get the same responsibilities...
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Of course one would need motivation and the ability for self sacrifice that many of us don't have right now, but isn't it worth fighting for a
better world for us and our children(in socialist system we would have a better chance of having them), no matter how long it takes?
>>25215311
>Robots are the ones these ideologies vow to opress.
stopped reading there. those ideals vow to eliminate robots, not oppress them. which is objectively a good thing. guys like me finally get sweet release and normies don't have to deal with us.
Is there a worse feel than running out of alcohol?
>>25215160
no.
another shit feel is being strung out
>>25215160
Iktfb but I've heard heroin is a lot worse.
>doesn't stop me from wanting to try it
>>25215160
I feel like getting drunk but I don't wanna because it's not good for the brain.
Holy shit I might be getting laid robots. This cute, kinda chubby but has big boobs and ass, girl that I'm friends with said she misses me and wants to party on christmas. She also wants me to stay overnight. I need advice. Should I buy condoms? How do I initiate coitus? Do I just straight up ask to fool around?
what works for me every time is to get drunk, hope she is too, take her hands and start dancing with her and twirling her then after a little while put your hands on her hips and pull her close and ask her if she has a boyfriend. When she says no you just kiss her.
How do you know she likes you?
holy shit you guys are fucking virgin 15 year olds
fucking fags
>>25215161
I'm not sure if she likes me. She knows that I'm attracted to her, and she kinda laughed about it, but never outright dismissed it. I've also made out with her and felt up her boobs.
>Pic related, her
>tfw you have to explain to your therapist what a "NEET" and a "wagecuck" is
Therapy thread, get in here le damaged individuals and "therapy is a meme" shitposters. Tell us about the pathetic crush you have on your qt3.14 therapist
>wasting money
>>25214664
>not having universal healthcare
Go to bed, murikuk
>going to a woman therapist
How are you spending Christmas Eve robots?
I'm already off to a bad start.
> Driving down the highway
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N-qO3sPMjc comes on the radio
> terrible case of feels from when I was in my late teens early 20's
> all those regrets, all those chances I let slip because I'm a piece of shit.
what about you?
It's hot to do anything so I'm just sitting here lurking.
I want to make a new steam account but I can't decide on a name.
Did you know they let you play games from your other accounts on the same computer? It's called family sharing or something.
Currently sitting in the doctors waiting room
with my loving family and my beautiful gf
dis gun be long won Kamerade...but I needs this now
> be me
> german fag, 20 years old
> first time not home around christmas time
> arrive yesterday late. totally drunk and stoned
> come through the door
> expected a quiet house
> WAR ZONE
> parents shouting at my sister
> sister shouting...
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continue anon
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
cont:
> I take the bus and call some friends
> call the local "drug associated societies"
> drive to common bars and places where fags like Fuckface use to hang about
> go to local christmas market, buy a Glogi
> check behind super markets, under bridges and underpasses
> ring the bells of many friends of mine to get information
> check in...
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is bf a turk
Guys, I figured out how to break the robot curse.
All you need is a BMW.
Having a car actually does help. Not a complete fix but helps allot.
Source: owning a car
>>25214398
>this
Also have car and almost nowhere to ride
But I read that motorbike help alot with girls...
It's like top tier what girls looking for.
>>25214263
Didn't work for Elliot...
/britfeel/
don't know what fucking edition edition
>Delivery driver arrived at 8 am
fucksake how do you expect people to be awake then?
no presents this year I guess
>be dead sick
>mom is too lazy to drive 5 minutes to the nearby pharmacy and buy me something
alright mom, when you're sick with fever and shit i will also be too lazy to buy you something.
>>25214168
Forgot to add that my mom is a NEET (aka full time mom/cares for the house) and has been one since over a decade.
>Hit myself in the head when overwhelmed
>Think of things I could have done to improve my Runescape clan which closed 3 years ago
>Don't say hello back to people who I live in the same house with because I think it's redundant - "Oh what a surprise it's you! Hello!"
>Turn on the shower to shit because I don't want people to know I'm shitting (I don't shit in the shower you idiots)
>Go...
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>make threads that get 0 replies
>>25214090
that third one isn't that autistic
>Go to different hair places to get my hair cut because I can't keep track of the lies I tell in small talk and I'm afraid the middle aged immigrant women will call me out on them
You're doing it wrong man, you need to work on one story and stick with it.
I got to fuck my hair stylist before because she thought I was in med school and had big money. Not even joking.
Has 2D/porn ruined anyone else? My standards are just retarded.
The women I have access to just don't cut it, and because I'm a social recluse I don't get the chance to fuck the really hot bitches.
I have this sex partner right now, she's not horrible looking, she gets a fair amount of attention from guys but I personally find her absolutely disgusting. When I'm horny I turn her on too and eventually we meet and fuck and even before I blow my load I feel absolutely horrible for doing it with her because I'm just not attracted at all. I even...
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2D ruined women for me, but not by their looks. By their personalities.
>>25214005
THIS FAMMM
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>>25214005
It's cause attractiveness scales inversely with personality quality. Hot girls get everything in life on ezmode. Too bad they live on the short term and lose their looks and are left with nothing if they don't land a beta.