dis gun be long won Kamerade...but I needs this now
> be me
> german fag, 20 years old
> first time not home around christmas time
> arrive yesterday late. totally drunk and stoned
> come through the door
> expected a quiet house
> WAR ZONE
> parents shouting at my sister
> sister shouting at my parents
> cats are hissing and clawing on the walls
> go to my room
> try to get a clear mind
> use my emergency pepp
> sober up in 20 minutes and feel half okay
> parents didnt notice I was kaputt
> lay in bed for a few more minutes
> come out of my room
> find out that sister (16 yo) hat fucked up
> got serious skin condition from her boyfriend
> lets call him "Fuckface"
Quick summary about Fuckface
> 21 yo
> does some weird full contact combat sports
> jumped off the USS Education at age 16
> living basically on the streets
> his mother is as weird as him
> doesnt want a job
> gets Hartz4 ( German social moneys )
> smokes like the cremation plants Auschwitz 1941
> basically stayed at my parents home many weeks in a row
> almost never showered, didnt change clothes, didnt brush teeth
> ate away my stash of junk
> ate away the fridge content
> drank my dads and my beer
> basically dragging my sister into the abyss of asocialness
> jump back to yesterday
> parents basically kicked the fucker out
> dad almost got his rifle out of his vault (he be a hunter and he know his shit)
> Fuckface refuses to leave
> parents threaten with police, shove his ass out of the house
Hours later
> Sister secretly packed her things and ran
> didnt take anything big, only some stuff
> doesnt have any money, spent it all on Fuckface and probably drugs (for him poss)
> parents enraged
> dad almost had what looked like his heart exploding
> blood pressure 120 - 120 (guess)
Fast forward 2 hours
> parents drive to Fuckface mothers home
> mother wont open door
> "I know why your girl ran! I am not going to talk to people LIKE YOUUU!"
cont:
continue anon
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
cont:
> I take the bus and call some friends
> call the local "drug associated societies"
> drive to common bars and places where fags like Fuckface use to hang about
> go to local christmas market, buy a Glogi
> check behind super markets, under bridges and underpasses
> ring the bells of many friends of mine to get information
> check in tunnels and ventilation systems of the local mall
> cant find sis and/or Fuckface anywhere
Skip ahead another hour
> on my way back home
> cross road and almost get killed by some asshole in some fancy car
> get honked at
> flip him off just to see that its my mom
> car pulls over, they pick me up
> drive to local law enforcement agency
> tell the police what happened
> police says they cant do shit until 12 at night
(German law allows un-endangered teenagers at the age of 16 to be out and about until midnight)
> text Fuckface "the hunt is on"
> probably a mistake
Fast forward to now
> police didnt call back
> sister called my uncle
> uncle said basically "your sister said your parents assaulted her" blabla
> typical bullshit
> been sitting in the living room this morning
> parents are quiet
> everyone is silent
> tree is sitting there, all decorated and shit
> presents under the tree
> also my sisters presents
> dont know what to do
> will be my first xmas with a broken family
> mfw my sister said before she left: "I dont want you to care about my friends, they are good people, fuck you, at least I HAVE SOME!"
> mfw she was right....
Merry Christmas 4chan.
is bf a turk
>>25214731
> is bf a turk
Praise allah, he isnt.
He has polish roots
>>25214345
Your sister is a retarded whore
Get over it
>>25214577
> check in tunnels and ventilation systems of the local mall
Were you looking for your sister or jews man wtf
Merry christmas Hans!
>>25214854
Its fucking cold at night here, and those are the only warm hobo places that I know.
Not everyone can live in a fancy tropical region as your sorry ass!
>auschwitz 1941
I've been laughing ever since you began telling your story, the bad translation is killing me
kein bock auf normies
verpiss dich mal wieder brav nach krautchan
>>25214577
>> cross road and almost get killed by some asshole in some fancy car
How do you not recognise your own mothers car
>>25214345
>>25214577
feel sorry for you my kraut, stuff like that already happened to me, wish you luck
>>25214758
At least he's white.
>>25215283
> How do you not recognise your own mothers car
Staring at my phone, trying to call people.
>>25214345
>>25214577
That really sucks man.
On the off-chance that you live in Kehl or somewhere close to the French border, I would be happy to drink a beer with you.
>>25214884
why you getting so mad germancuck you're the one who made the holocaust joke
>>25214345
Fug man, I love the fact that I get to read these stories and mentally prepare myself for my own Christmas hell. Your sister sounds like a bit of a bitch
>>25215615
>holocaust joke
>holocaust
>joke
seems like an oxymoron
>>25214758
dude, i'm from Poland i know how to do shit. Here's the magical polish summoning ritual:
>Write on the floor pic related symbol in a circle
>Put on it some of your red blood/ketchup
>Set in a circle three polish sacralias: vodka, kielbasa and picture of deceased president of Poland Lech Kaczynski
>Scream three times: "JEBAC POLSKIE KURWY JEBAC NIC SIE NIE BAC" - it's fragment of our anthem
And this bastard gonna come back with your slutty sister
>>25215737
Wanna hear a holocaust joke?
>A friend of mine from school got caught masturbating in the showers. It completely ruined our class trip to Auschwitz.
Laugh about everything or dont make jokes in general.
>>25215741
Ah, thank you my eastern German friend, I will try it out soon.
But, how do i get rid of him afterwards?
The only thing I can say in polish is:
spierdalaj z mojej ziemi
>>25215827
i don't know mate, throw some soap or oranges at him. Or just get 5 euros and toss them far away. He gonna run after them.
The best thing here is tough love. When she realizes the "good people" aren't good and finally realizes her mistake, she'll have to own up to what she did. Even if it takes her a really long time to wise up, she can pass that along to a younger generation about their dumb thinking.
>>25214577
cont2:
Updates:
> Sister slept at a friends place
> Her asocial boyfriend named "Fuckface" was with her the whole time
> police has been informed, looked for her but of course didnt find her
> received lots of texts and phone calls from related people, wishing us a merry xmas and the best luck for our problematic situation
> sister called my mother on Fuckfaces phone
Call went basically like this (summary):
> I wont come home, you treat me like shit
> I will stay away from home for ever ):
> You cant force me to come home
> I hate you so much
etc etc
Then Fuckface took over and my mother gave me the phone because she was too exhausted and crying
> Hey, who is this
> Its me, anon
> You are fucked up, your sister is a mess, she is mentally wrecked all because of you
> Your family is horrible and is poison for your sister
> I am not forcing her to say with me, I am just protecting her
You could tell, that he was a stupid, uneducated piece of shit, he wasnt even able to speak one full sentence, always ended his phrases with "man" "dude" etc. (or the german equivalents to that)
> basically argued with him why he is abusing my sister etc
> denied all of that
> I called him a liar for telling us bullshit about his job (he has none) and his own apartment (he has none) and his mother
Fast forward a few hours:
> Sister called, demanding that we let her stay at Fuckfaces place for a few days or she would not come home
> However, if we allowed her to go to Fuckface for a few days, she would eventually come home to talk
> Said okay, called police just a second after we hung up
Fast forward 30 min:
> Police called, sister walked to the local police station with Fuckface
> Sister was asked to come inside
> Police asked us how to proceed
> told police that we dont want her interacting with Fuckface any longer
> Police agreed and are now giving her 2 options
1) be brought home to us
2) be brought to an institute for runaways
cont
>>25217297
cont3:
> police gave sister those options
> suddenly sister called us, crying, probably scared shitless
> tried blackmailing my parents to let her stay at Fuckfaces place
> made up lies and dug up old family stories to show proof how horrible our parents are
> Fuckface is now not allowed to take her home
> Parents asked police to keep him away from her
NOW:
> parents just drove to the station
> im sitting here hoping that Fuckface will give the police a reason to beat his sorry ass up
> I am literally praying for this to happen, although I am a filthy Atheist on 4chan
So long chaps, it was a bumpy ride, looks like lil sis is stuck in a dead end.
Will cont. if something more than slightly interesting happens, looks like its going to be only boring burocratic shit from now on.
Heil Merkel,
Merry Christmas
>>25217379
Should've just salted Poland.
>>25217379
Why don't you tell the cops about fuckface's weed?
>>25217606
He has no weed, he only smokes ciggis
>>25217379
Why didn't you go and post on mobile? You could have got pics man!!
Merry Christmas though that sucks
>>25214345
> use my emergency pepp
Wer ist hier der Assi?
>>25217813
Hier: https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witz
Du Stueck Scheisse (:
>>25217864
Ich kenn genug Leute, die suechtig nach Speed sind.
>wuerde mich nicht wundern, auch hier welche anzutreffen.
>>25217915
Da stimm ich dir zu.
Bin ehrlich gesagt kein Fan von Material in der Nase.
>>25214345
>>25214577
I know it's a sad story and all, but that was some ace gerglish...
>>25214345
Your biggest problem is that your teenage sister is acting out and rebelling? Fuck I wish I could swap problems with you.
It's just a part of puberty. She'll come back.
>>25218140
I agree on that one, im not really shocked that much myself but I thought it would be good to post it here so at least some people can feel like their family isnt the most broken one on the planet.
(if been in that position myself and used 4chan stories to feel better)
Also: I hoped to get some chuckles from some good comments.
what the fuck are you talking about?
>be me
>got caught by police high in public
>got 5 days of jail
>inside one of the cellmates was a pretty scary looking speed freak who behaved really nice when we were inside though
>he became real clingy after in a conversation i told him that i order my drugs from TOR and also vaguely stated my address
>REALLY FUCKING CLINGY
>i gave him my number (BIG MISTAKE)
>he he started calling and shit, and his speech is barely understandable so i can't hear shit
>now he knows the exact commieblock building where i live
>he couldn't be taught a single thing about bitcoins and shit so i was like alright i can hook you up
>i get him some pretty decent amphetamine
>he calls me the next day
>HEY YOUR SHIT SUCKS WE DIDN'T FEEL A THING, NONE OF US DID! (looks like they fucked up their tolerance with the bath salt injections and everything)
>W-what?
>YEA SO YOU BETTER SEND OUR MONEY BACK TO OUR QIWI NUMBER OR YOU'RE FUCKED
>i'm literally receiving messages and calls with threats
>the last one was like "HEY IT'S THE LAST DAY WE WAIT, AFTER THAT WE TAKE ACTION"
>i live in fucking Russia so imagine how actually bad my situation is
>there is no way for me to talk to cops, i'll get some real time, i have an empty growbox in my house and cannabis seeds, i've never sold any drug to anybody
>>25218310
Well, you are a moron for giving a stranger your phone number.
Sucks to say this but: doswidanja tavarish!
>>25217541
keked softly
>>25218310
go get 'em anon
>>25218140
*part of puberty for white middle class girls
push was is jetz pasdiert
bumperiddelydu
>>25214345
>totaly drunk and stoned
i wonder who the real trash is
>>25214577
>at least I HAVE SOME!"
> mfw she was right....
Fuck you.You have us.
3 years ago:
>be me
>have gf
>everythings is dandy beacause gf.jpg
Now:
>christmas
>"hey anon, whacha up to this xmas?"
>mfw shitposting, lurking and getting drunk on xmas because no gf
What part of Germany Op?
>>25214577
>the hunt is on
Christ almighty dude. Hurts to read.
>>25223075
dat image...what is robert up to these days?
>>25224154
>the hunt is on
is fedora lvl
Merry christmas mein freund. Looks like your sister is just going through puberty. Logic wont help here
>>25214345
>dem daddy issues
your sister will be a worthless junkie whore in a few years
>>25223187
Nordrhein Westfalen
