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>Delivery driver arrived at 8 am
fucksake how do you expect people to be awake then?
no presents this year I guess
>be dead sick
>mom is too lazy to drive 5 minutes to the nearby pharmacy and buy me something
alright mom, when you're sick with fever and shit i will also be too lazy to buy you something.
>>25214168
Forgot to add that my mom is a NEET (aka full time mom/cares for the house) and has been one since over a decade.
>been with gf for 8 months now
>living together for a month
>still doesn't feel like I have a gf
>as soon as she leaves for work I just assume I'm alone again and go back into robot mode
>literally close my eyes at home and I imagine I'm alone again
>still can't convince my brain somebody actually loves me, still believe it's all an elaborate hoax I'm going along with so I don't look silly at the big reveal
Anybody else know this feel?
Considering treating myself today lads and seeing a hooker.
>>25214147
>>Delivery driver arrived at 8 am
haha what the fuck? Did it say 'between 8-6pm'?
>>25214273
Yeah probably, but I was still in bed, I didn't expect it to be so early.
Now its going to arrive after christmas and I'll be stuck with a present. fucking hell this is what happens when you try and do a nice thing and it all just goes to shit.
>>25214306
Call the post office and see if the guy will come back around or if you can just go to there and pick it up. I got them to do it before, had to go to their depot though when some cock sucker 'attempted delivery' of my computer parts without actually coming to the door.
>christmas time
>obnoxious, chain-smoking uncle stays for three days
>why.jpg
>working Christmas eve and 29th + 30th
fuck you you fucking Jewish company
>>25214341
It was ups. I think I'm too anxious to call them up and it doesn't look like you can
>>25214418
top cuck. my bennies aren't gonna pay themselves m9.
>>25214419
https://www.ups.com/content/gb/en/contact/index.html
>Customer Service: Tel: 03457 877 877
>I think I'm too anxious to call them up
It's gotta be done, m8. You want to look like a fucking wanker with no gift? Rip them a new arsehole.
>>25214490
Just did, they said they can't do it the same day twice
>>25214418
>tfw you get 3 weeks paid holiday at Christmas
real nigga hours, usa, wuz here
>>25214418
Same here m8, and I'm on call as well. Last year I had 15 callouts from 24th to 31st, with 3 of them on christmas day. I get paid 80 quid per removal and 30 quid a day standby money for having the phones though. I don't really get excited over Christmas tbqh, so I don't mind too much.
>>25214503
So I guess I might have to brave a trip into town on christmas fucking eve. I was going to have a comfy day but now I can't
>>25214418
ayy lmao me 2 m80 gonna be working a double shift on christmas eve and christmas day
>>25214556
Hope you don't live anywhere busy lad, the crowds are horrible today.
>>25214260
good on you mate, ask her to sing you a christmas carol while you're at it
>>25214603
I know I know, its going to b crazy and mad, I should go before lunch but I just wanted to be all cozy
>gf leaves her Facebook logged in on my desktop
>expect to see juicy messages or hidden shit
>find out she's even more boring than I am
>normies in the pubs today
fuckoff I want to drink alone
>>25214633
>conducting your secret life over facebook
Don't insult her intelligence senpai, she'd be a moron to do that.
>>25214649
>not drinking at home so you can literally pass out where you're standing
come on m8, you're better than that
>>25214344
>chainsmoking
and this bothers you why?
>>25214675
True, I do my secret talking to other girls on kik with a password lock. But she is pretty dim, wouldn't surprise me if I found secrit shit on it
>>25214680
Yeah, except that my normie sister and her normie fiance are here for christmas and would frown upon me getting boozed alone in my room.
Whereas when I go to the pub I'm 'catching up with one of my friends from school'
>>25214649
Its been busy all december I used to enjoy a quite pint or two after work but it was fucking shit and I had to sneak booze in at home
>>25214168
>>25214187
>he said mom
>>25214260
imagine how depressing that is for the hooker, spending your christmas eve shagging johns
>>25214793
Not if you take her to dinner first. Do something nice for someone, it' christmas after all. In the end they want to be loved just like us.
Hi guys. Bit warm for December isn't it?
>>25214773
>being this new that you think /britfeel/ is just brits
it's just a meme lad, everyone posts here no matter what country.
>>25214793
>earning more money than most people do in a month for a couple of hours of work.
>getting free stuff from lonely people
>vetting your clients so you don't even have to fuck uggos
>>25214834
They want to be loved by a high status male, not someone who gets a hooker on Christmas Eve to battle the loneliness.
>>25214850
get the fuck out non-brits, only retards that aren't brit would post here. They can't relate at all so they just post meme shit and ruin dank threads
>>25214116
dutchfeg here with a special message:
britboings fags i fuck britboing chicks daily
>>25214941
Kek my girlfriend is Dutch, so I guess I'm returning the favour lad.
Gotta love tall girls, aw yis
>>2521494116
Away
>>25214935
wew
I'm belgian and a regular here, I like to think I actually contribute to the dankness of these threads
>tfw you won't even let me feel here anymore
>tfw was going to pick up discount half ozs from muzzy d's for 90bong but can't be bothered to get the train an hour walk, an hour there, an hour back, and a 30min bus to my dads
How do I get hands on weed locally? Everyone at work at the factory was so anti-weed even though they're all lower working class scum
>>25215007
>tfw no tall, blonde, dutch lady to tickle your pickle
Why even try to survive the winter...
>>25214850
wrong, britfeel is great because we all relate on stuff like leibniz biscuits, cheeky chips, supermarket runs and chavs. sorry mate but it can't be diluted like that
>>25215043
She's 6ft (I'm 6'6 so it's not as weird as it sounds) and her long blonde hair dangles to her arse, she's like half leg. God fucking damn I love tall chicks
>>25215042
dont mind you not being brit so long as you play along with the britness and don't say 'mom' and start talking about non-brit stuff
>>25215043
Use the darknet you mong, the postman will bring the weed to your door so you don't even have to leave the house.
>>25214168
>mom
fuck off Yank
>>25214147
Who sleeps in on a Thursday?
>>25215102
>MI5 seconds this. Please ensure the seller packs the contents loosely.
>>25214850
britfeel is british feels, clues in the title JF
how is some french fuck going to understand chicken tikka pizzas, tesco deals, bennies, best biscuits for tea etc
>>25214941
>tfw took a dutch girls virginity on holiday
no better feeling lads
>4 month old weed
>can't smoke it in this shared house
>the other 2 normies are out for christmas, but using the microwave will still stink up the place
I have a rice cooker that can also bake cakes and I can put it in my room since I own it.
Can you still get high off of weed cakes baked in a pressure cooker/rice cooker?
Does this thing even have any potency after 4 months?
>>25215089
Don't worry m8, I haven't been called out for not being British yet so I feel I do an OK job at playing along
>>25214941
>I fuck britboing chicks daily
rather you than me fella
>>25215163
Why don't you just go for a walk and smoke. That's what I did.
>>25215182
>rain
>0c outside
>gona stink myself up
no thanks man.
>>25215163
It lasts if you store it properly.
If you've got a Microwave, make Firecrackers.
>>25215163
Can you make thc-butter in a ricecooker? I don't own one. If yes do so and spread it on toast, make tea,...
>>25215042
>implying wew and dankness is quality, contributory posting
Kill yourself, Seige of Namur best day of my life.
>>25214941
The reason the British navy was so big was so we could sail away from our women and find fitter ones m8
>>25215168
that's fair does mate, good luck with all the muslims and that
>>25215193
Enjoy not getting baked then bro
Seriously, you only need to take a quick walk. Otherwise just go out into your back garden or something.
>>25215171
only the hot ones tho,
Like my mum once told me how the grass is different on the other side.
makes sense because where i live everyone looks like pic related/
>>25215193
Why the fuck is it raining on my Christmas Eve?
>>25215102
I always chicken out when buying the BTC, always get worried that it's just going to disappear.
If there was an easier way to buy it without having to take picture of my passport and stuff and have a reliable market to use I'd be less worried, I've also never used encrypted messages before. Plus paranoid of weed laced with lead or popo knocking on my door asking questions about my package full of happy plant
>>25215163
Just use the back garden senpai, pretty sure weed will be fine as it's dried and cured like beef jerky.
>tfw tried going for a walk and ended up walking past mother and child and they comment on the smell
>>25215114
The guy who has a job and only get a few days of for christmas. I wasn't exactly sleeping in, 8 is early as shit
>>25215207
I will, but because I choose to
>namur
you can have it
>>25215277
If you knew you needed to grt this stuff today and knew he might be there early, you should have been up anf then gone back to bed after a celebratory wank.
>>25214935
Can commonwealth post?
>>25215294
Yeah well fuck you too. Now I have to get dressed and go in town or be a shit.
>>25215338
The only person to blame for this is yourself.
Now its far too rainy to go out
>>25215439
If you were neet you would have gotten your presents on time.
Christmas Eve and you know what that means: Chinese for dinner!
I will permit you to live vicariously through me, so feel free to suggest any dishes you want to try.
>>25215531
spicy ribs and/or lemon chicken lad, and egg fried rice
Got paid lads, debating if I should go to town right now and buy Rainbow Six Siege
>>25215531
Sweet and sour chicken balls desu
Post a pick of your hand and others guess your personality
Let's see those greasy sausage fingers and grimy fingernails
>>25215590
>Can see the thread in the background were you stole this idea from
>>25215523
Probably, having a job is the worst
>mac
>reddit icon
FAGGOT
>>25215590
How about you fuck off?
>>25215606
so?
You have been muted for 1 minute 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>25215258
Try bittylicious for buying the btc, you can't buy loads without verifying but you can get enough for weed. Just make sure your bank will allow the transaction.
I wouldn't worry about the popo tbqh, if you're only buying small amounts then they've got better things to do. I've ordered all sorts of shit off the markets and never had any trouble.
Just search for some tutorials for encryption, its surprisingly simple.
>>25215648
>1 minute 4 seconds
Damn son, are you drunk?
>>25215643
epin
You have been muted for 2 minutes 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>25215696
no
You have been muted for 2 minutes 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>25215762
>>25215713
stop shitting up the thread, go away
Help me quit anime lads. I was able to stop for a while but relapsed into some shitey romance comedy. Never even liked that kind of anime, I prefered action and violence but now seeing 2d girls happy fills me with joy. Now my heart hurts because anime isn't real
The delivery driver came back!
If it wasn't raining I would have gone out and missed it again
>Work at 1
>In the cafe
>cleaning tables instead of doing drinks
Fuck
>>25215951
Any problem caused by laziness can be solved by laziness.
trying to watch university challenge on iplayer and every 5 fucking seconds it stops to buffer for 10. fucking parents countryside internet reee i'm going home right after crimbo
>>25215951
hope you gave him a big thank you lad
>>25215989
same problem here man, except im not even in the fucking countryside, takes 10 seconds to load a gif that isn't even 1MB
postman came fro the last time, didn't bring me anything... fucking cunts.
>>25214941
>i fuck britboing chicks daily
condolences
>>25216026
If youre that cunt lying about your London internet
>>25215817
ok
You have been muted for 2 minutes 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>25216060
nah north west england senpai
>>25214244
escape from 4chin and your all good.
Anyone think England is really boring compared to other countries. We don't have any spectacular natural attractions and even London, the biggest city is tiny in comparison to most first world capitals.
>>25216107
Me too, get better Internet.
>>25216115
London isn't that small, aren't Paris, Madrid, Lisbon etc smaller?
London is a shithole though
>>25216128
>tfw talk talk
>>25216136
I was thinking in scale of tall buildings and shit like that. Maybe it's just from what I've seen from movies
>>25215695
Do I need to use a VPN or bit wallet?
>>25216144
tragic, used to have talk talk but moved to BT, much better and turned out cheaper
>>25216115
Why do you think we made The Empire m8
Leave rainy old Cornwall, take a ship with the East India Company, get a tan in Dehli, bang some paki girl make dosh then come home.
>>25216155
I guess compared to New York, but the thing is that NY doesn't have the old architecture so it's a trade off really.
I think LA is a city that only has a few tall buildings in the centre and mostly just sprawl around it
>>25215135
>MI6 also needs overseas packages and address.
>>25216136
>>25216155
London is the biggest in europe and a sprawling dystopian mess.
Sup lads. Just come back from a trip and already lost the will to live after 1 day. I was on the train back and could physically feel my soul dying.
It was like "oh right, that's what happiness felt like" and now it's just been replaced by that empty void of bitterness.
Thought it would have lasted longer but the north is just a fucking waking nightmare of despair where there's nothing to live for..
>>25216155
I went to Tokyo after being in London for a week.
The size of the buildings there made me go dizzy in comparison.
It was like living in Blade Runner.
>tfw sitting in the window frame in my hotel room on the 32nd floor
>>25216263
Did you fug any cute japanese girls
>at work
>have to work till 9pm
>boss just walks in with a box filled with ice cold beers, spirits and mixers
>tells us he's ordered pizza and we can drink as much as we want
Pretty chill lads, was pretty mad this morning but now I'm sozzled
>drank 6 cans of Stella and haven't bottled someone yet
Must be a record
>>25216319Yes.
Thanks, /trv/
Stratford upon Avon is one of the comfiest towns in England
Fuck me lads, this is depressing.
Came back from uni hyped for the comfylife but now I'm one 'MERRY CHRISTMAS ANON' away from burning down my house with my family inside.
>>25216342
Beautiful place. Do you live there or are you just visiting, lad?
>>25216340
Noice, if i didn't have a gf I'd like to go to Japan and fuck an escort dressed as a school girl tbqh
All Christmas shopping done lads, gonna grab a coffee, get a taxi home and then have a nice wank I think
>>25216349
have you tried not being so salty?
Do any of you lads live in Yeovil?
I was driving through it today. It strikes me as a shithole but there's something I like about it.
>>25216369
you don't know me lad, try having everyone around you expecting you to be happy and energetic when you have depression. It's like being asked to go salsa dancing with rickets. People off themselves at this time more than others for a reason
>>25216358
Just work here, nice town to work in
>me, my gf, my male friend, my female friend who was my fwb in the past, and another 2 guys where going to go to Japan in January
>all but me and fwb have bailed
>both of us still fully intent on going
This is going to end badly isn't it
>>25216392
Are you pharmacy van man or are there MORE of us
>>25216388
>People off themselves at this time more than others for a reason
Meme statistic proven to be untrue.
>>25214834
paying extra for a hooker? whiteknighting this hard? good lord man, have some self esteem. What do you think this is, pretty woman?
>>25216362
Shit was pretty cash m8
It was at one of those Jap sauna bath places they don't let people with tattoos come into. Thanks to some /trv/ advice I managed to get some "extra service"
Thanks to that, /trv/ is now the best board ever in my eyes.
>>25216335
>drinking stella
I bet you wear a vest as a shirt too don't you
Half day here, finishing in half an hour or so then we're closed 'til Tuesday
>>25216395
>fwb
REEEE, etc.
>>25216158
It's up to you if you want to use a VPN. I do, but not everyone does, just download a free one.
Yeah you'll need a wallet, I use electrum because its simple.
>>25216421
Pls can you shill for /trv/ sum moar?
>>25216388
>People off themselves at this time more than others for a reason
yes but unless you're homeless, an orphaned or a burn victim I doubt you fall into that demographic
>>25216392
lucky boy
>>25216482
I live in one of the wealthiest, beautiful pockets of the country, I attend a top 10 uni and have a family that loves me. Doesn't change the fact I want to penetrate my brain with a turkey baster.
>With the exception of BTTF2 all that's on telly is daytime tv that would normally be on any other time
Now I used to complain tv being crap due to age but holy shit Christmas telly has gone to the dogs. It's Christmas fucking eve, telly should be decent today.
>>25216513
You're arguing with a poverty stricken paranoid schizophrenic, mate. If I've not topped myself yet i'm sure you can hold out a while longer.
>>25216395
going somewhere, without your gf...
that's gonna end badly.
please take your normie shit somewhere else.
>>25216513
>I attend a top 10 uni
You're salty you didn't get into Oxbridge aren't you?
>>25216562
No, one of the few aspects of my life I'm happy with. I'm more salty about my current lack of meaningful relationships, pot, money or prospects
>>25216550
I'm in a void of debt and all the money I get is student finance or from family so I have zero sense of self worth. Also suffer from this although I'm sure you have it worse, wouldn't wish it on worst enemy
>>25216513
Oh hello there Elliot!
>>25216419
Lel calm down m8. I take hookers bowling and to footy games and that kind of thing all the time. What do you care what I do with my money? I'm not whiteknighting nor do I want anything to do with the whore after I shagged her, just before.
Could be some kind of weird fetish I have, I don't know.
>>25216629
It'll be r8, lad
>>25216662
>Could be some kind of weird fetish I have, I don't know.
It's called 'wanting a gf' mate.
>>25216677
Nah I had a gf for 4 years, it's been over for 6 months now and I don't want a new one anytime soon. Somehow I enjoy being in the company of hookers more than regular girls. Try asking a gf to fuck her in the arse while doing a few lines of charlie off her back in the bathroom of a bowling alley.
>>25216613
St Andrews or Durham?
>>25216738
nicolas cage get out REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25216738
Be honest mate this is just an elaborate fantasy isn't it?
>>25216384
taunton here, yeovil's gay
I don't want Christman and the New Year period to be over because then I have to deal with the future. Currently trying to wrangle an apprenticeship somewhere, thinking welding or IT.
>>25216243
lel, saw you make this post with the same phrases yesterday lad
>salvation army asking for 'just 19 pounds'
Lunatics.
>>25216761I don't even like bowling
>>25216403
Pharmacy man, though it seems like a town with almost no chads so a robot haven't really
>>25216774
It's a pretty heavy feel. Christmas can fucking do one this year.
>>25216751
sounsd more like an exeter lad to me, too much southern-ness in his whineposting. speaking as a southerner.
Be decent and don't kill yourselves today lads, you'll ruin people's christmas
>>25216813
Yeah possibly, though the number of whiney southerners at St Andrews is too gaddamn high
Shepton Mallet sucks
>>25216837
taunton lad here, are u just driving thru somerset?
>>25216857
I'm not the Yeovil guy
I just lived in Shepton and know it's ass
What do you want people to play at your funeral lads?
I'll start:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDB87o-njFQ
note that ridiculous amounts of good whisky will be served
>>25216912
This is pretty gay mate, you want peoples last thoughts of you to be that you're queer?
I idolize mgk
>>25216964
What's wrong with it? It won't change the way they remember me, a lighthearted alcoholic
also post yours
>>25214935
nope, no one ever complains about me not being brit because people don't even realize it in the first place.
i add people on steam, talk with them for weeks and then i tell them "lad I'm neither a brit nor do i live in the UK" and they don't even belive me.
>>25215089
that "mom" was just an accident
As part of my new years normie transformation, I need to become more sociable (in before ree etc) but I have no friends.
Has anyone used meetup.com?
>>25217037
Are you the Dane?
>>25216912
https://youtu.be/UmWSgonGC6g
This.
>>25216912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjW8wmF5VWc
tbqh
>>25216813
exeter is a shit uni though
>>25217084
Good choice senpai desu muted
I need to leave the house to buy christmas cards but I really don't fucking want to
>>25216912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVViQonHYHU
>>25217134
thanks fampai
I want the song to represent my life
shit & nothing but a meme
>>25217177
this. Tesco is a ten minute walk. I don't... I don't think I can do this
>>25214116
>woke up 5 times to be sick last night even though I barely drank anything
>woke up later in the morning and had a wet dream but because I was lying on my stomach somehow my willy was stabbed into the mattress like a flag pole
No where for the cum to go, think it went backwards, hurt a lot, still does.
>tfw give yourself a creampie for christmas eve
had a nightmare that i was stuck in tesco for 10 hours and i was sweating so much and couldn't pay for anything because for some reason my coins were like 1/10 the size of regular coins
>>25217207
You left it too late, senpai. Tesco is gonna be rammed.
Unfortunately, I need to buy some walls sausages
>>25216912
http://youtube.com/watch?v=btB2Vc15270
>>25217207
>being this slow and lacking this much energy
its Christmas!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSzNxlREjNI
>>25217285
who thought this was a good idea
can't believe it got into the charts
>>25217285
Why do retards do this to themselves?
>>25217319
>can't believe it got into the charts
did it?! blox no doubt
Mfw wagecucking in the rain on Christmas Eve
>>25215163
chuck it in a sock and attach the sock to a hairdryer. open ur window
Lads have I met the perfect girl
>>25217433
Ask the OP of your image mate
Who /christmasalone/ here?
weed guy here
>put 20 quid worth of weed in my protein powder brownie/cake mix
>put it in ricecooker, then let it stay on warm mode for a while
>eat a portion of it
Already feeling it like 30 minutes after taking a few nibbles.
>>25217433
cool double pic. slightly different facial expression? she's gonna fuck someone better than you
>>25217539
DUDE xD
>>25217528
Right here mate.
no gf to enjoy christmas with and her family.
>>25217539
dude weed lmao 420
no but seriously kill yourself you fucking faggot normie
>>25217539
DUDE WEED HAHA !
>>25217539
let us know when you're BAKED man haha!
WEED
>>25217597
HAHA DUDE
>>25217579
Do people actually talk like this when high?
I've only smoked weed once with my friend, we watched dick and Dom in da bungalow reruns for 4 hours.
>>25217644
>>25217644
LMAO!
LOL!!!11
>>25217676
It's a reference to how people that take cannabis think it makes so cool and unique that they have to tell everyone and include anecdotes about the CRAZY things they get up to. Like you're doing right now.
>random old cunts smiling at me and saying merry christmas as I walk down the street
Fuck right off tbqh
>>25217705
I see! Dick and Dom was top tier though, you don't need to be high to enjoy it.
>>25217732
Hope you happy slapped the cheeky cunt.
Can any lads help me identify a movie I jacked off to when I 13?
>3 arty types living in a town house
>The MC plus 2 others, a brother and sister
>Brother and sister have sex a lot, and I think it weirds the MC out
That's all I can remember.
>>25217779
Arthur the Christmas elf
>>25217085
its top ten, he said top ten
>>25217779
The Dreamers
Literally just running round my house with a pair of scissors in my hand hoping I trip over on something
What you lads up to?
>>25217779
dreamers
>>25217772
Felt like telling him to fuck off and what was his game was the giddy fucking prick
>>25217824
I think this is it. Cheers, m8.
>>25217539
oh fuck mate now im reaaly feeling it, oh god fuck
>>25217829
>Literally just running round my house with a pair of scissors in my hand hoping I trip over on something
Either leaving out details or legitimate autism desu senpai
>tfw you'll be here shitposting on Christmas day and New Year's
>tfw windy outside
>all warm inside watching anime
Going to be a comfy Christmas lads~
first attempt at spoiler, had to come in a safe and comfy thread first in case it goes wrong
>>25217802
which rankings are you looking at?
>>25217433
i STILL don't know who that is and i still don't have more pics
>>25217973good job senpai
next time, highlight what you wanna spoilerise and hitCtrl + S
>>25217966
What about christmas dinner surely you're dreading that?
Bulmemeia
>>25217966
Thought I'd filtered this cunt?
Why don't you just fuck off, even the poll ranked you worse than poleaboo.
>>25216342
Can confirm, pretty chill place tbqh senpai
>>25218002
all of them
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rankings_of_universities_in_the_United_Kingdom#Rankings
>>25218037
pretty proud my uni is #22 to be honest
feels good
>>25218037
>161 in the world
>beneath the university of zimbabwe
>blackfeel hasn't been up for days now
hold me lads
>>25214419
At least it wasn't DHL mate. My family call them Destroy.Hide.Lose...you can imagine why
>>25218058
congrats la, it was your work that got you there so be proud
>>25217229
sAVED
COPYPASTA?
>>25218062
according to QS yeah but two of the others are friendlier... i think worldwide ones are a bit different, i think they skew more towards postgraduate research and stuff... dunno. dont matter to me either way, i'm 26 lol
>>25218037
Really irks me how Oxford and Cambridge are regarded as single institutions whereas London is always split into colleges. It's done so that London doesn't top the list every time, biased cheats writing these things.
>>25214696
>kik
REEEEEE
>>25214633
The fact you didn't find anything incriminating should worry you.
>>25218087
and then when they benefit, in fuckin university challenge, they flood the shit with all their colleges and paxo sucks up to them
>>25218007
She has an ugly nose, a pig nose.
>>25218007
she looks like ricky gervais lad x
>tfw you do it a fart when you are basically touching cloth and it absolutely reeks
My mother just walked through a cloud of that gas.
>pic related her face
>>25215215
Very true lad I have some proper knuckle- draggers around where I live
did I stumble into the wrong thread where everyones good looking and has 10/10 gfs?
>>25217966
tilde, why do you change your trip? is it on purpose? i don't have you blocked and i don't mind you (as long as you dont talk about throwing up, which makes me distressed and feel physically sick), in fact you seem like a nice lad, but if you can help it you shouldnt change trips and drive out the ppl bothered by you
>>25218216
hate those kind of farts, you realise they carry out literal shit particles and youre breathing them. give your mam a treat as apology
>steadily lose weight over last couple of months
>immediately put it all back on over Christmas
>get mad, do some burpees in my kitchen
>stand up after the last set, turn around
>two kids are stood at my window, laughing
I wonder how long they were there.
>>25218223
It's okay, man. I'm single and a loser
>visiting parents for crim, laid up on the lappy in bed, literally been here a few hours
>dad comes in, 'christ, what did you eat last night? it smells like a frenchman's fart in here'
i ant been eating and i ant been fartin, whys he got to put me down just to be able to communicate
>>25218227
I haven't changed my trip~
Either something's happening that changes it and I don't know, or people don't know how to filter properly.
>>25218261
It sucks being able to ruin months of dieting in like 2 days of not starving yourself and eating what everyone else is havinginb4 some fag says I shouldn't be starving myself, I am always hungry if I ate to be full I would never lose weight
>>25218244
I'm quite sure she did it to me last night when she came up to say night night and she had been drinking.
>>25218188
no she doesnt
>>25218157
>she's not a 10/10
so what? she's still sexy as fuck and i want to eat her meme asshole desu
>tfw you will never get humiliated and feminized by a tumblrina meme girl to fight against the patriarchy
>>25218302
she looks a lot like him, not even in a bad way, she's alright, like 7/10, but she looks like a female ricky gervais
>ordered items needed for the helium suicide thing
>items arrived while I was away and have been opened by others
>tfw now they (may) know about my plan, not sure how I'm gonna respond to them, haven't spoken to them yet
what do lads?
How can I put music on my phone without iTunes.
My laptop is fucked the music isn't on iTunes and I can't find a video downloader. Help a brother out lads
>>25218344
dont do it la
>>25214116
Why are you britfags the only ones who feel the need to make multiple threads for yourselves every day?
Stop location fagging here, >>>/soc/
>>25218344
just say you wanted to make your voice squeeky
>>25217966
fuck off tilde you little autistic fanny
hope your mum's boyfriend gives you a right bollocking for throwing up the christmas dinner everywhere
>>25218366
fuck off you cunt, britfeel in r9k has been around for a year
>>25218366
>Complains about a thread that's probably been here longer than he has
>Instead of filtering a word, he comes into the thread seeking attention
>>25218344
Tell them you were planning a party
>>25218344
Just tell them it's a "way to get high" or something. Doubt they will google "exit bag".
>>25218344
they mix oxygen with the helium, it won't work
every time someone mentions using the exit bag i imagine their mum walking in on them and them saying 'just let me die' in a helium voice and i don't know whether that's heartbreaking or funny
>>25218344
Just tell them you wanted to see if you could fly if you filled your lungs with enough helium1
>>25218378
>>25218392
>>25218405
>>25218431
Problem is that they know I've been feeling suicidal, but I don't think they think I was actually planning my death right now, but they may just fall for some of those ideas, cheers lads.
>>25218406
I've heard about some tanks being diluted, but apparently not all of them are I don't think. I think it says on the tank "helium/oxygen" or something like that if it is, gonna double check when I can
This hailstorm is really noisy lads
Is the anon whose Nan slapped him after he rekt her with the "I bet the french are crying too after you voted for labour and let those paki rape all the white kids" comeback.
What happened since?
>>25218434
Hope this is that tilde using faggot, hope you succeed.
>>25218480
hahaha I missed this
what a madman
Almost Crimbo lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzm9Zb_OMHQ
>>25218573
I love keith lemon
>>25218382
>dodges question
>ad hominem
>>25218380
>literally same
You fags make a thread every day lmao, hurr durr same country!!!
gotta go into town for a haircut today lads, the shops will just be closing as i arrive hope its not too crowded desu...
>mfw sisters friend is here with a fucking baby
>can't go downstairs to get food
I fucking hate babies, they're like dogs but worse in every way:
Stinky
Noisy
Gross
Stupid
Useless
Ugly
Expensive to care for
Grows up to be a fagit
People think they're cute when they're actually gross (pugs, handbag dogs, etc)
I have to catch a bus and my mum goes into "show off infront of house guest" mode and shouts at me from the bottom of the stairs "You need to catch the bus, they stop running at 7ish" in a tone of voice like she just saw me shit on her bed, bitch it's fucking 3:30 chill your broody fucking hormones, I'm 22 for pepe's sake
Got my last payslip too, 3 days pay and 4 days holiday pay and because they all bunched it into one I've been taxed 120bong off 545, fucking glad I don't have to do that shit no more
>>25218751
>not cutting your own hair because you're too afraid to go outside.
Stratford van man here. The other anon said he lived near Tesco so I drove down Hamlet way and beeped my horn a few times.
Not even sure if that is the right street or if he even heard me
>>25218746
>dodges question
It wasn't dodged, and that's not an ad hominem.
>>25218751
Did you make an appointment?
be ready for them to fuck it up on purpose because you are making them stay on christams eve
>>25218751
Just went to the card shop, fucking packed, full of cunts walking into you, awkwardly trying to choose cards, fuck christmas
just made my mums friends laugh
felt good ngl
>>25218830
don't know why you're whinging pal, you're in the same situation as them
Having a 12" Morrisons make-your-own pizza for Christmas dinner lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4
>tfw too cold to get out of bed
fuck to be honest lads
>>25218846
I never implied I wasn't, simply just stating my dislike for the situation I get put in once a year, pal
>>25218851
What topics mate?
>>25218871
Crop rotation in the 17th century.
Is placing false job ads illegal, i'm getting sick of the same shits posting the now obviously fake jobs
>>25218871
Gone for the old veggie supreme desu. Red onion, peppers, mushrooms. Trying to get a headstart on the new year diet.
>>25218901
Yea mate, call the police on them.
>>25218883
kekkeled and hyded
>>25218815
>why are you britfags the only ones who feel the need to make a thread about yourselves everyday
>insulting me is all your post is
>dodges question yet again
>>25218908
>dieting because its le new year
Never gonna make it
>>25214116
any normie lads going on piss tonight then
spoons beckons
>>25218901
Maybe it's time to bite back. Post an ad that you're a doctorate-level-educated systems analyst with twenty years' experience looking for a new challenge in a start-up and that you're independently wealthy and need only accept a basic salary.
>>25218929
>Insulting you
Well, I mean it's funny that your post that you quoted was exactly that but greentexting exactly what you did is not insulting you.
>tfw sharing this christmas with my mum's boyfriend and his children
Just 2 and a half more days of this misery.
>>25218939
All my mates are away doing adult stuff this xmas. I'm stuck at home being a billy no mates.
>>25218901
not sure. Why do they post fake ads though?
>>25218929
Ameritubbo pls go
Any lonely-at-christmas britbots in London want to meet up for a drinky-poo at the spoons 2night?
>>25218958
It's recruitment agencies who want you to submit an application so they can say "We have 50 gazillion CVs on file!" to their clients
>>25218939
I got invited but I'm not going. It's bad enough having to see my family tomorrow let alone going out with my 'mates' tonight as well.
I just want to be a recluse. I wish I could afford my own house. I just don't want to see anybody anymore.
>>25218953
Feels good to be uni age i suppose
you can still be the old sad bastard in the corner of the pub i guess
>>25218999
>uni age
>old sad bastard
It doesn't really work when you're at least 20 years younger than everyone else in the pub.
>>25218993
fair enough, you'll regret it though
>>25219017
I won't. I haven't spoken to anyone since April and it's good. I would regret going though.
>Tfw KFC started to recognise me and try to speak to me
>no other good fast food spots in town
End it
>>25218746
yes, we make a thread every day. that's the point.
hey check out my story lads
>what the fuck are you talking about?
>be me
>got caught by police high in public
>got 5 days of jail
>inside one of the cellmates was a pretty scary looking speed freak who behaved really nice when we were inside though
>he became real clingy after in a conversation i told him that i order my drugs from TOR and also vaguely stated my address
>REALLY FUCKING CLINGY
>i gave him my number (BIG MISTAKE)
>he he started calling and shit, and his speech is barely understandable so i can't hear shit
>now he knows the exact commieblock building where i live
>he couldn't be taught a single thing about bitcoins and shit so i was like alright i can hook you up
>i get him some pretty decent amphetamine
>he calls me the next day
>HEY YOUR SHIT SUCKS WE DIDN'T FEEL A THING, NONE OF US DID! (looks like they fucked up their tolerance with the bath salt injections and everything)
>W-what?
>YEA SO YOU BETTER SEND OUR MONEY BACK TO OUR QIWI NUMBER OR YOU'RE FUCKED
>i'm literally receiving messages and calls with threats
>the last one was like "HEY IT'S THE LAST DAY WE WAIT, AFTER THAT WE TAKE ACTION"
>i live in fucking Russia so imagine how actually bad my situation is
>there is no way for me to talk to cops, i'll get some real time, i have an empty growbox in my house and cannabis seeds, i've never sold any drug to anybody
>>25219041
Last time I went to KFC I had an epileptic fit in the car just outside, they all saw it, I just went back in when I came back from the hospital and completed my order.
>at home for christmas
>internet is shitter than usual, 0.4 down
>go into router and disconnect device using a ton of data
>internet is less shit again
>next day parents yell at me
Apparantly they got an iPhone for my brother and were trying to download 50gb worth of apps onto it, and now they're mad that when they give it to him on Christmas it wont have anything on it. Am I justified in feeling pissed off here? They're paying for the internet and all but using the internet is literally all I do all day, and 0.4 down is practically unusable. Why not just let him download apps that he wants as he wants them so the internet isn't clogged up for more than 5 minutes at a time?
>>25218951
>dodges question some more
>>25219072
lol nice one Russia
>>25219072
Tell him if he comes anywhere near you or your house that you'll cut him round the waist peel his skin and pull it up over his head and tie a knot in it
>>25219095
How young is he? They might not trust him to do it himself?
>>25219101
Yes, yes, I'm a terrible person for dodging your question. You could look at the IP count and average posts per thread and come to your own answer. But now that we've established how terrible everyone other than you is, you can be sure to filter "britfeel" and never see this thread again
>>25219138
15, old enough to use an iPhone on his own.
Who else here /flooded/?
>>25219220
stopped after the morning here, which is nice since I have to walk fucking miles to go visit my family
>>25219073
one day i was walking home from school down a busy road back when i was about 12, feelin good cos my mam told me a new letter had come from my japanese pen pal (miss u chie, sorry i stopped writing back). anyway a car had pulled up on the kerb on this 3/4-lane road and i could see in the silhouette of passing headlights that the driver was spacking out having a seizure. anyway i didn't have a mobile cos this was about 2001 and i was 12, so i ran down the road and found a sixth former with a mobile and took it from them to call ambulance, and then the ambulance came and the epileptic woman came round and looked at me like i ruined her life
apparently it's not a medical emergency to have a seizure u just leave em alone and tell them they had one so they take their after-seizure pill (i later dated a bad epileptic), so i prolly just got her licence taken off her and thought i'd done a good deed
>>25218803
I appreciate the sentiment but that's not where I live
I'm also not going to give my street in case I get murdered
>>25218803
>>25219298
aww no i was rooting for u guys to have some close encounters-type sound communication. one robot beeps, the other twitches curtain, both are warmed in the heart
>>25219288
if she has seizures at the fucking wheel she shouldn't be driving at all, that's putting her and everyone else at risk
you did good, fuck her
>>25219288
You were totally in the right. You have no idea why someone is having a seizure, and no epileptic should be fucking stupid enough to drive. It's a danger to everyone.
>>25219326
t-thanks anon, banished a 14-year ghost
>>25219288
If you have a fit you can't drive for a year m8, I should know I've had to give my licence in before.
Post christmas tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCvz7uflMIU
>>25218929
>why are you britfags the only ones who feel the need to make a thread about yourselves everyday
But thats simply not true so what is there to answer? Other nations make their own threads too
>>25219342
nice blini
>>25219317
One day I'll be walking along and see a pharmacy van, I will stop in my tracks and stare.
Hopefully he will notice and this will be our shared moment, only then to be forever lost in time
>>25219349
>posts xmas song
>its not wizzard
>its not slade
>>25218958
Some are >>25218986
But I think some of them are just fishing, posta ad looking for someone with loads of experience that will accept a shit wage. If someone bites maybe they can get a bit of work out of them for not much money, if not who cares. they then post this ad all year twice a day just so the HR sluts have something to do
>>25219376
Why are cats so cuddly
>>25219288
But you did, imagine she got a seizure and crashed her car and killed someone
>>25219388
all these moments will be lost... like... feels in stratford
>>25219407
That's one fat fucker of a cat
>>25219390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7gPc8JX0k8
>>25219428
The bigger the cat the bigger the heart
Drink yes or no?
Evens yes
Odds no
>>25219472
get back to sensibility la, deus vult
Listening to the Beatles on spotify, breddy gud.
So lads, what's for tea?
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia_fzaSfQxg
>>25219135
I mean i have a pretty big friend and his dad who can PROBABLY protect me in case of a fight
>>25219535
Scrambled eggs m8
>>25219535
Cheese burger (well it's not really a cheese burger it's a burger with one of those plastic squares of cheese on top) with chips and ketchup.
>>25219535
Might just do scrambled eggs, bacon and beans because I am unbelievably lazy today.
18 units in and it's not even 5 yet, who else drinking?
>>25219535
nong shim
>no matter how shit my life is i'll never be an obese manchild that argues about star wars with other obese manchildren
>>25219535
I think my mum got some turkey wellingtons, might resort to them
>>25219588
I don't want to ruin my gains
>>25219588
just about to open my first tin, got some Stellas left in the kitchen
>>25219588
How can you still post, after I've had that many I have trouble keeping it readable.
>>25219564
Why no proper cheese anon?
>>25219627
Because Mum's lazy I suppose.
>>25219598
>the simpsons
original comment
>>25219626
tolerance i guess
reminder that half a brit and half a feel make it a /britfeel/
>>25219588
I'll start at half 5 as always. Really hope I don't be sick and creampie myself again though.
>>25219818
>creampie myself again
hot
>>25219843
wondered when the thread was going to get gay today
Already played 50 turns worth of Medieval 2 today
what am I doing with my life
Post funny videos lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBlzGhlgqXU
>>25216384
It's a tip, why were you driving through it? Most traffic avoids the place for a reason.Ex Yeovilian here
Times running out, what should I get my gf for Christmas?
>>25220202
fake moustache
>>25220243
I made my gf wear a moustache once during sex and I just felt really gay after.
This is a problem that I get a lot, probably something to do with being dislexic.
I look up the definition for a word, in this case 'sententious' and it's
>given to moralizing in a pompous or affected manner.
There's then words in the definition I don't understand, in this case 'moralizing and pompous.
So then I look up the definitions for them and half understand them both but then I still don't understand what the original word means, it all just becomes confusing and my brain can't compute it.
Am I just stupid and there's nothing I can do about it?
Is there anyway to get past this problem?
>>25220301
Fuck off you double posting piece of crap. It's not dyslexia, read a fucking book.
>>25220041
Is 50 turns even a lot
I remember I use to blast through like 20 doing little if you had a crap country and were building up for a war
>>25220301
You may well be stupid (lots of people are), but you're main problem is simply not being very well read. Words are always easier to grasp in context, and that's how most verbose people learn.
>>25218422
Was it this post that reminded you, anon?
>>25220301
>moralizing
So you didn't understand
>"comment on issues of right and wrong, typically with an unfounded air of superiority."
try not being retarded
At my parent's for christmas, we have relatives coming round and my auntie is full of the cold, kept coughing on the phone, i dont want to catch that and be ill for the rest of my holidays. Really want to avoid christmas eve dinner now
>>25220382
I'm literally trying to but don't understand some of the words ffs
stop spazzing out
>>25220415
see above
>>25220202
if that's her get her some of me.
>>25220415
Now he's going to have to Google 'verbose'.
>>25220202
Get her a nine incher.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvuMQ4c7OUg
>>25218573
>Not posting the greatest Christmas song ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQhuoY5h2kE
>>25220439
good advice
thanks pal
-.-
>>25220462
yeah i literally did
haha
Who /lotto/ here?
>>25220548
They have one in Spain right now for 1.3 billion euros.
>>25220548
Not since they made them the same price as euromillions, no point.
>>25216837
Shitunsmellit is a tip, they still got the babycham deer?
>>25220560
meanwhile ours gets away with this shit...
>>25220301
>sententious
it means self-righteous
don't worry mate it's an old word that nobody uses, no idea where you read it
>>25217037
>mom
>pharmacy
>realize
Maybe you're just talking to other foreign britfeelers, your game so far has been pretty loose
Cya after sunday lads av a gud xmas m8s luv anon and m8s ope you all get wat u wont of of santa claws
>>25220608
>5 + the bonus
>not even enough to buy a granny flat in london
that's pretty bad
>>25219535
Mummy just went to buy Christmas Dindins, whatever she brings back
>>25220651
not even enough to buy a flat anywhere
>>25220658
It's quarter to six o'clock on christmas eve, everywhere is closed.
>>25220614
cheers pal
i read it here
http://genius.com/Jd-salinger-the-catcher-in-the-rye-chap-1-annotated
trying to read some books to increase my vocab like a good spastic would
I really don't like turkey lads
>>25220693
Turks are scum I agree
>>25220682
The nearest Tesco supermarket is open till 7 tonight and she left a few hours ago
>>25218009
Best christmas present so far
>>25220693
It can be great when it's done well, but that's so rare.
Only cook I knew who really mastered it was when I was living in the salvation army, ironically. God damn, that was some good fowl.
WHY IS EVERYTHING SO BRIGHT FUCK
PIC RELATED MY FACIAL EXPRESSION ALL WEEK
>>25220693
>Russian detected
pls go bigot
>>25219454
You gave me a christmas gigl, thanks pally
>>25220729
Get shrekt
>>25220693
It's just a drier, worse tasting version of chicken.
Really no idea why we have it at christmas when we have the option of chicken.
Maybe it's one of those "eat poor to remember humble yourself" at christmas type things.
>>25220729
do svidanya faggot
Mummy hired a high class escort for christmas, she's literally sitting downstairs on the sofa right now. What the fuck do I do?
>>25220791
Yeah, not falling for this
>>25220759
Do what they do in Japan and have kfc. Not just fried chicken, literal KFC.
>implying duck isn't the best tasting bird
>>25218029
Are tilde and his entourage are the most reviled thing on britfeel?
http://strawpoll.me/6346528
I learnt that to "kiss" a cat you look them in the eyes and blink slowly at them, it is a sign of you showing you respect their superiority, mine does it back to me, it's very cute.
>>25220301
Too much in one sinking, just note the word and come back to it. Ever get the same thing reading a hard science definition where the meaning is dependant upon other definitions and their interrelations? >>25220809
Murderer. Didnt you ever feed them?
>>25220802
That's gay mate.
Do what they do in Australia and have a BBQ down on the beach.
>>25218007
Shes the girl I know irl senpai, shes not some like meme or anything
>>25218939
Going to robot my way to the pub and be alone in it probably phoneposting until it hits me, then I become a normie until I wake up in the morning hating myself
>>25220830
Go Polish and eat fried carp
>>25220809
Goose is #1
>>25220824
You can do something similar with dogs but it involves peanut butter
![[HorribleSubs] Fate Kaleid Liner PRISMA ILLYA - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_11.56_[2015.12.24_01.25.34].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mgC1oIH.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Fate Kaleid Liner PRISMA ILLYA - 07 [720p].mkv snapshot 11.56 [2015.12.24 01.25.34]")
Will be spending my entire Christmas eve and Christmas day watching through my anime backlog. Currently on the first season of Fate Kaleid Liner PRISMA ILLYA and the yuri has just started. Anyone else got more pathetic Christmas plans to top that?
>>25220809
Pheasant is probably the best tasting.
>>25220824
>Murderer. Didnt you ever feed them?
Yea alright mate I feel guilty enough about it as it is but they are too tasty not to eat. They are actually in my top 5 favourite animals i want to live alone so I can get a couple as pets.
>>25214116
At a wedding atm lads in a huge tudoresque mansion, really nice.
But I have to deal with all the fucking vapid cunts and no-personality having stuck up bitches.
Not to mention how competitive the women are on eachothers dresses " ow my dress * le smug grin * I had it custom made from blah blah blah and spent 6 billion pounds
Fucking hate it , asked the piano player to play something I brought and the cunt practically ignored me.
>>25219602
Fuck off loseroc
Lads I lost my bank card today and this guy messaged me on Normiebook telling me he found it. I met up with him and he gave me it and wished me a merry christmas. Reckon I'll be good or should I cancel the card anyways and order a new one
>>25220963
I'd order a new one just to be on the safe side. I am paranoid with money though.
'So this is Christmas, and what have you done?' asked John Lennon. The short answer is wanking into an old sock.
>>25221003
I have his name and that off Facebook, I figured if he was going to rob me he wouldn't tell me he found the card
>>25220963
order yourself a bunch off drugs off the darknet and then cancel it
I think there's a rat under my bed lads I hear noises like it's tail is rubbing against my wall or something. Last night I was drunk and fell asleep with my window open light on and a huge mess in my room, what do I do?
>>25221022
Best answer is this one right here
>>25221015
Fuck it mate just find out where he lives and do him in.
>>25221050
I put a piece of my pizza by the bed so if it disappears I'll know for sure but how do I kill this little bastard?
>>25221050
More likely to be a mouse. Get some traps.
>>25221022
don't do this if it's a debit card though
>>25220963
He could wait months before using the information.
Get a new card.
>>25221050
Set fire to your bed and stand by the door, it's the only way to be sure
>mum still won't wash my white jeans for me
>bought me a Puma hoodie for Christmas
We chav now
>>25221082
Why do people buy mouse traps to kill mice?
Just make friend's with him.
>>25221096
My favourite hoodie is a puma one, don't be such an ungrateful little cunt you wouldn't know good clothing if it slapped in you in the face.
>>25221082
Boring.
>>25221050
Buy a blue cat and name it tom, you will get hilarious free entertainment for years.
>>25220912
>Being able to resist some Illya that long.
>>25221124
This is a good way to get Weil's disease.
>>25221126
>favourite hoodie is Puma
>tells me I wouldn't know good clothing
Haha, oh wow
Yea made Sports Direct and JD Sports real top quality stuff mate.
Fucking pleb
>>25221124
>Why do people buy mouse traps to kill mice?
That's what they're designed for m8
>>25221160
But why not just talk it out?
My family normally has goose, but this year they supposedly ran out so we have to have shitty turkey
>Not sure if my 11 year old brother still believes in Father Christmas or not
I think he might do which is a bit embarrassing but I can't ask cos my mum will go mental if he still does and I spoil it.
>>25221145
>it's only good if I spunk a month's wages on it
Yeah ok mate you pretentious ponce thinking you know fuck all about what good clothes are.
>>25221193
Ask him if he's looking forward to Santa visiting. It's not hard to trick children.
>>25221185
at least you get to go fox hunting afterwards chumley
every time i try to have a wank the cat appears and goes to sleep on my legs, fuck off
>>25221197
The fact that you even have a favourite hoodie says enough about you to be honest.
It makes me laugh when trackie touting, trainer wearing, hooded mouth breathers such as yourself try to talk like they know the first thing about how to dress nice.
If you want to dress like a 13 year old chav that's absolutely fine, but don't then attack other people for not being complete plebs.
Also
>he needs his whole month's wage to buy nice clothes
Sorry, how poor are you mate?
>>25221193
>11 year old
He knows, hes been watching porn for over a year and has had access to Google a hell ofa lot longer than that.
>>25221214
Second. If he doesn't or has doubts, chances are he will try and display maturity by flexing his understanding
>>25214935
Irishman here. If you insist I live in this grim country then I'm damn well posting here m8
>>25221244
A cat is fine too mate
>>25221242
Are you implying that we have to be poshos to have goose? it isn't really anymore expensive than the turkeys most people get.
>>25221280
brit not UK, provo scum
>>25221260
Mate you've got no understanding of what good clothes are. Who do you think you're impressing by wearing uncomfortable recycled bin bags?
Sad really, we're all laughing at you and you think you're the dog's bollocks.
>>25221320
This desu
This is a BRITISH thread for BRITISH people and culture so no non-Muslims should be posting here
>>25220821
>it is a sign of you showing you respect their superiority
No, you need them to know you are the boss.
>>25221015
He could have still wrote down all the info and might order a pizza with it in 4 months time. Just get a new one.
>>25221321
>>25221260
shut up lads its crismas
>>25221360
Would rather Islam was made the official religion of England before Catholic pedo shit desu.
>>25221420
would pay to see that happen tbqh. stacies would get btfo
>>25221420
you are much more likely to be molested by your shit tier teacher (courtesy of labour) than your priest.
>>25220719
expresses are open till 10 lad. good job as i need to buy some boozy woozy
Ordered a new card lads
>>25221321
>he's over the age of 12 and still wears tracksuits outside
>>25221441
Brilliant source lad, whatever makes taking the Father's nut easier.
Any cool niggas here in Liverpool?
>>25221403
>mfw I just realised the reason he is mad is because I was being ungrateful for my Puma hoodie when Puma hoodies are his favourite but his family can't even afford to buy a tree let alone a Puma hoodie for him.
Sorry bro, post Amazon wishlist I will buy you the hoodie.
Spending tonight and tomorrow the same as I did last Xmas, holed up in a travelodge with booze and snacks to keep me going till boxing day morning when I will go to the boozer and get fucked up pissed
It was so depressing last year it made me want to do it again this year. A deserted, 3rd rate travellodge on a main road, the staff miserable as fuck being forced to work Xmas shifts and looking at me like I'm the most pathetic guy to ever walk the Earth. Eating turkey sandwiches and drinking 241 bottles of Fanta I got from the Shell garage which I had to walk to 15 minutes to in the pissing rain. Spending the whole of Xmas on 4chan posting the most hateful and vindictive shit and wallowing in absolute self-pity
And to think I was once a happy child
>>25221557
Why are you in a a Travelodge do you not have any sort of house? A caravan maybe?
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>>25217579
>>25217597
>salty
fuck the filter
>>25221557
Are you Alan Partridge?
>>25221557
why travelodge and not your own place or family? u got none or just hate em?
>>25221576
I'm there out of choice. Would rather be here and alone wallowing in self-pity than spending it with my mom, just the 2 of us (how I spend every other fucking day of my life). I'm a full grown man in my 30s btw
>>25221616
Your only family is you and your mum?
>>25221280
Ireland is part of the British Isles, as this is Britfeels no UKfeels pull up a chair and share the Poitin(fucking vcunt robot filtered the accent) lad.
>>25221557
That sound fantastically grim, lad. Why are you in a cheap hotel and not in a typical abode? What booze are you drinking and how drunk are you. How old are you and are you NEET?
>>25221582
On the cross you degenerate hippie
>>25221549
lmao I don't need your charity you cheeky little cunt
I guarantee I earn more than you, I just don't feel the need to waste it on shit clothes to impress vapid whores.
>>25221657
I'm on 100k starting mate
>>25221650
to be honest l a d
:^)
>>25221678
Do you know what, so am i
>>25221557
Where are you located lad? You should at least get out and go to spoons for a few lunch drinks with the other loners
That's my plan anyway
>>25221657
>being this mad on Christmas
Tis the season to be jolly don't you know?
>>25221705
That's not more than him, you lose
>>25221678
so you're not currently earning anything. You're not impressing anyone lad, fuck off
>>25221705
You're not mate they offered you an interview but then turned you down when you turned up in your Addidas trackies and Reebok classics
>>25221260
>hur dur I am so le mature, stop liking what I like
Life of a party
>>25221756
I started last year mate I'm on 150k now with bonus
>>25221771
In my defense, he started it.
>>25221788
no, you're not. Anyone earning 150k would not be on this board. Nothing you can say will convince me otherwise
>>25221873
I am mate I work for NASA
>>25221840
Don't worry lad, I think you're both insufferable pieces of shit.
>>25221840
I don't care who started it! You're both a pair of immature little boys. Now get out of my sight!
>>25221885 Whatever you say, Phillip
>>25221642
i dont have money to burn on normal hotels, travellodge is all i can afford. Got myself a box of Fosters and a bottle of smart price Vodka and 2 litres of pepsi
I'm 33 and I am NEET. I will also be dead before the 2nd quarter of 2016
>>25221616
So your mum houses you and you repay her by fucking off at Christmas? You are the scum of the earth, might as well end it.
>>25221885
No way i work for NASA too, do you know steve?
>>25221921
Haha, fooled you, my name's not Phillip
>>25221924
Its probably a gift for her
>>25221924
Yes, I am the scum of the earth. My old lady loves me unconditionally but its her own fault for treating me like a sodding kid in my 30s. I will be ending it very soon, all being well. This is kind of a "goodbye" christmas celebration by myself where I wallow in self pity and recollect the shitness of my adult life.
>>25221943
Haha Steve in Floater Development? We went to the space station together last week. Which department are you in?
>woke up at 6am
>done nothing but play wow and eat all day
>tired and want to go to bed
what is wrong with me
>>25222018
That's good though mate, if you go to bed now then it'll be Christmas sooner for you.
>>25221923
Why will u be ded
christmas eve thread for us lads
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>>25222036
>>25222046
suicide m8y
>>25221924
Get fucked. His mother forced him into this world without his say so. She clearly failed at raising him to be a productive member of society human being. He's under no fucking obligation at all. She is the one with all of the obligation
I repeat. Get fucked
>>25218939
Skint, tired, and I always get too smashed and struggle to eat me christmas dinner so gonna get a takeaway and watch a film.
>>25222094
Nailed it. Glad someone gets it
>>25220202
what is best city in UK to move to if i want to try get a gf like this
>>25221512
who /L15/ here?
>>25222438
Belfast
>>25219298
>I'm also not going to give my street in case I get murdered
fair enough anon, maybe I'll try justins avenue next time, eventually you'll hear the man man beeping his horn
/stratfeel/
>>25222505
will they not hate me for being english
