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Christmas Eve edition
I hope you all enjoy a comfy Christmas eve lads.
>>25222036
Mum wants to play a board game, I just want to get drunk and listen to youtube music.
>not wearing Aldi bags as clothes edition
>>25222064
Which board game?
Articulate is the shit.
Also you can play a board game while drinking and listening to music
Bitter sourgrapejews trying to prove who makes more money edition
>>25222036
I love Christmas. I might be a bitter lonely loser, but I feel happy and merry and kind towards others. I love you all and do not care how angry that makes you.
>>25222087
Drunk board games are the shit.
I wish i had someone to play with
What are you hoping to get in your stocking tomorrow?
>Can't smoke pot because I don't have any and grandmother is staying round anyway
>Every pub is infested with normie scum
>Been drinking too much recently but can't bear the thought of being sober at my PC for next 5 hours
>>25222062
Y-you too, lad.
> operational comment
>Poleaboo went out to get a takeaway
>Went to his usual place
>There are over a dozen shops in the area but Poleaboo has been loyal to the one place his entire life, been going to "Punjab" for around 7+ years
>Not just loyaty desu, it's also not liking to try new things and it being the cheapest in the area
>Poleaboo enters the joint
>3 pakis dressed in clothes from pakiland are at the counter having a natter with the propieter >Poleaboo hangs back
>The propieter brings his mobile phone to his ear, makes eye contact with poleaboo, smiles and speaks
>Poleaboo walks up to him and voices his order
>The fat bastard tells poleaboo to shut the door >Poleaboo turns around and says "I'll close it on my way out" (Not sure how loudly this was said, more likely to be a whishper than a commanding shout)
>Poleaboo then leaves and walks directly across the road to "NAZ" takeaway
>He was introduced to this place by a cousin and then again his father a few weeks ago >Order placed, waited a while, received order, left
>Much better establishment, feel better about dropping my money here even if they are a little more expensive
>All the staff are native English speakers (can tell from accents), even hire a white guy
>Guy at the counter has a friendly manner about him
>Cleaner, nicer decour
>The food is prepared to a higher standard >Give receipts with neat details like the till workers because they're a proper business and not tax evaders
Not an overeaction as the customer is god, it's the small businesses who desperatly need cutomers, not the other way around
Poleaboo received a letter notifying him he could collect his laptop and 3DS today, going to see if his solicitor can collect and post it to him
>>25222112
A severed foot, the ultimate stocking stuffer.
Fuck Christmas. Wish I was loaded so I could fuck off to a tropical island for a fortnight, get absolute leathered on cocktails and come back when it's all over.
To think I used to love it also.
I don't go outside because I'm not a normie so I don't know, can somebody tell me what the fuck you mean when you say tracksuit? That's what my mum called my trousers when I was a kid but what makes them what? They're comfy and not tight like gay ass jeans.
>>25222064
>tfw I always wanted to play board games but nobody else did
Post waifus, the girl you would most like to be spending Christmas with.
>>25222087
Dunno, scrabble or triv quiz, I'll play tomorrow I guess if my little socialist brother plays.
I prefer to just enjoy the alcohol and the music, on 4chan too, also sometimes listen to motivational compilation videos and get really fired up.
I prefer to be alone drinking that's all.
>>25222140
>leaving the door open
you're a piece of shit you know that?
>>25222166
It's called that because it is sportswear, like you wear it while doing track. Autistic manchildren wear it as every day clothing though and legit think it looks good.
>ate weed brownie at 1pm
>it's 7pm, still high
fucking hell i need to return to normal, fuck
>tfw my normie brother just got here and is downstairs talking to my parents
Fuck I haven't seen him in 3 months so I should go say hi but I don't have anything to talk about so it'll just be awkward. Maybe they'll go out.
>>25222225
I would hold a lighter against my skin for the ability to be high tonight lad
>>25222140
>Poleaboo shitting on pakis when he's one himself
The things 4chan does to people, kek.
>>25222166
Theyre meant to be wore when running on a track tbqh
>>25222147
Are you a netcuck? Cuz that doesn't even cost that much
>whole family is round at my sisters for a family meal
>im in bed sick
It's better this way for both of us
>>25222236
My little brother since returning from Uni has used my special mug that is only for me, has swapped the coffee and sugar jars around and left his shoes right at the bottom of the stairs nearly causing me to fall.
Want to kill him desu fucking Labour member bastard cunt kike.
>>25222282
I'm a neetboi yea.
How much are we talking?
>>25222197
SHE'S A LITTLE WILD AND SHE'S READY TO HO HO HO!
>>25222297
Using your special mug?
What a cunt. That's literally uncalled for
>>25222218
>>25222273
Ah right, thanks lads.
I think it's fucking retarded that normies give a shit about what's "fashionable", tracksuit bottoms are the only trousers I've owned besides school uniforms, pretty comfy.
>>25222339
The fact others care and judge you mean that it is often just easier to do what is less hated
Anyone else wageslaving? I'm at my security job until 6am, then gonna go have Christmas and come back at 6pm for another 12 hour shift. Will be the longest I've gone without sleep in my shit life.
>>25222225
lmao dude weed
lmao blazing
w/ the lads
>>25222197
I am spending christmas with her but I'm not posting my girlfriend here; wouldn't want her to get a cult following like Hannah or Holly.
>for 2 episodes in a row celebrity mastermind has had a "trans" contestant
NO AGENDA to see lads.
Fucking BBC gas 'em.
>>25222432
i wish i could shitpost from my job
>>25222468
I saw an all women round recently, they got pitiful scores like half what some of the men get
>>25222467
No-one's comparing to Holly lad, especially not your slag of a gf.
Is there a distinct difference between a wolves accent and a brummy accent?
I took my brothers girlfriend home to Wolverhampton and I've fallen in love with the accent.
>>25222197
I wish I was spending it with her. She's a small-time YouTuber with only 5000 subs but I fucking adore her.
>>25222476
Getting paid to shitpost is what makes this job so comfy. Having a NEET tier job for the rest of the year makes working over Christmas a reasonable pay off desu.
>>25222542
>literal retard
wew
Meal with the family and tf2 all night, gonna be great.
>>25222434
Stone circle/10
>>25222571
This took me fifteen minutes in photoshop fuck off
>>25222602my apologies I was just memeing, all memes aside, she is cute and I feel very bad for her, cerebral palsy is horrible
Sat here in a travellodge room, whiling away the worst Christmas Eve ever with booze, doritios and bombay mix. I just nipped out for a smoke and looked across the car park to one of those awful Carvery pubs. Its rammed with fucking normal bastards, couples and grandparents etc all getting together to have some shitty pre-christmas dinner debacle. I have never felt so alpone
The weirdest thing of all is that it actually just feels like a Wednesday night. You know how the days never feel like they normally do when its Christmas? Christmas eve always had a very definite feel to it, ever since I was a child. (autistics probably won't understand what I'm saying here) Today just feels like a regular Wednesday and that proves to me just how far I have fallen in my life.
I honestly cant put into words the pain and resignation I feel. If guns were available in this shithole of a country i'd blow my brains out tonight I swear down
>tfw blazed as fuck
Pc has shut down for some reason
>>25222542
My youtube waifu is a Japanese woman who can eat more than anyone else on the planet.
>>25222297
>My little brother since returning from Uni has used my special mug
Literal scum. When they invent Lawgivers, Teagivers should be next up
>>25222654
Today is Thursday kek
>>25222654
pretty sure christmas feels that way for everyone over 14 lad, it did for me anyway
WHO
LIVERPOOL
HERE?
WHO
WANNA
DO
MDMA
WITH
ME?
>>25222511
They know this will happen, the reason it's all female is so casuals wouldn't be able to tell
>>25222722
who /L15/ hereI posted that in the last thread but I have not checked for replies
>>25222711
Feels more like wednesday on here because of all the /drinking/
>>25219298
>I'm also not going to give my street in case I get murdered
fair enough anon, maybe I'll try justins avenue next time, eventually you'll hear the mad man beeping his horn
/stratfeel/
>>25222711
genuine fuuuuck
shit man, that is fucked up. I thought yesterday was tueday?
>>25222654
When I hit 30, my brain switched and I went from apathetic, to a miserable, spiteful, vindictive piece of shit
Christmas Eve used to be my favourite day of the year. Now it's nothing but tedium.
>>25222197
akari~in
>>25222748
r u shakespeare or somethin? lel gay town
>>25222768
Is it oldfag night on here?
reporting in
>>25222789
>lel gay town
u fucking wot m8
Its the comfiest town in England, there are at least 2 robots here
>>25222639
S'all good man, and yeah I feel bad for her too.
>xfire has been permanently shut down
first it was MSN, then winamp, now xfire
not sure I like this, all my favourite programs are slowly being deleted
>>25222808
>Its the comfiest town in England, there are at least 2 robots here
how do you know
>>25222768
absolutely m8. I'm 33 and used to love chrimbo. Admittedly I spent my teens and 20s chasing the happiness of childhood Christmases and it never quite lived up but at least it felt christmassy and stuff. I used to enjoy listening to Slade and all that shit and watching christmas TV etc. Now its just utter shite and brings the absolute worst out of me, hence sitting here in self-pity alone in a sodding travellodge for the 2nd year in a row
Boring, forced merriment for grinning braindead normal fucking SCUM
>>25222722
I am.. bootle. Is your name Richard? Do you have long hair?
Any comfy films lads? Don't have to be Christmas related, just want something I can watch while my family are all out drinking with friends.
>>25222736
I'm l24
>>25222868
Nope & nope
>>25222877
Going out drinking tonight sounds like the worst night ever
New Years Eve-tier awful
>ability to drink in the middle of the day without being judged
>quality street on tap
>usually comfy weather
what is not to like
>>25222831
98% british, very few chads, very nice comfy town centre with medieval architecture.
>>25222889
Completely agree m80, that's why I declined their half-hearted invitations and want a film to watch instead
>>25222877
I think I read Under the Skin was on TV on tonight.
Pretty much anything else is comfy christmas eve viewing by comparison.
>>25222877
Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie
Anyone (who should be in this thread) watch that on TV here? I caught part of one episode once at 3am a decade or so ago but I never found out if it was on regularly or just a one-off
>>25222890
I don't care about being judged. I'm alone most of the time anyway
Quality Street is the shit though
I honestly don't see how constant greyness with wind is comfy. I never understood this winter weather comfy meme
Rain is comfy. Snow is comfy. Green is comfy.
dad had too much brandy last night and woke me up this morning shouting at me to clean my room then he started throwing my shit around and punched me in the face
now he's trying to act all pally with me but I'm not buying it
worst christmas eve ever 2bh
>>25222890
>>quality street on tap
>purplefags get a bar
>trianglefags get a bar
>toffeetwats get a bar
WHERE ARE MY CREAMS? REEEE
>>25222888
How does a scouse robot get hold of MDMA?
>people who buy roses instead of QS
>>25222877
Lethal Weapon, same christmas tier as Die Hard but you get the added bonus of funding a hew hater.
>>25222994
not him but you do realise Liverpool is one of the drug capitals of Europe right? and if you don't want to talk to anyone there is the darknet
>>25223010
I prefer Roses
Come at me bro
>>25222994
It's 'Pool, probably not very difficult
>>25223015
jew not hew, fuck lads it's kicking in.
>>25223028
Why? Chocolate is boring.
>>25223021
Dark...net? Is it like the deep web?
need something to watch while I eat my dinner
any ideas?
>>25222443
Bet them lasses fannies are proper fishy and stinky as fuck
>go on dailymail
>88 year olds driving at 60mph into coffee shops
>bus drivers driving into office blocks
Is the beta uprising beginning?
>dad put eclairs in the quality street
fucking disgusting
>>25223090
It's a fucking epidemic in Surrey at the moment, it has happened where I live two or three times in the last couple of months. Ancient boomers in fucking Audis fall asleep or whatever the fuck they do and smash into a load of people.
Can't wait to spend an entire fucking night with a family I despise. I might just bail. Who's spending Christmas alone?
>>25223104
I've got heros, celebrations and orange segs in one tub, lets fight.
>>25223120
Since I started taking my anti-psychotic it has really dulled my emotions, I didn't feel anything when my grandparents died. Only thing I love is my cat tbqh.
>>25223081
Pussy licking videos or cocksucking whatever you're into
>>25223119
where abouts in surrey you at m8
what's everyone doing for new year's eve?
>>25223081
BBC 2 player live, watch University challenge, Louis Theroux is on it.
>>25223174
Ardwick lad
>>25223174
Guildford. Or, as the locals dub it 'Gillfud' I'm not the Ardwick guy.
>Stuck in house with family after being used to living alone for the rest of the year
Can't fucking hack it lads, I can't go 5 minutes without someone bothering me about something. No peace whatsoever, this is hell.
What's been your best film of the year lads? I just watched Sicario and Everest and I liked Sicario but the operator could have been more brutal and Blunt was just annoying. Everest was quite good, made me feel a bit emotional, how I can barely walk 2km without getting breathless and people are climbing that fucking thing.
>>25223222
Hoping for a year worth living in
Masterchef Professionals now
Rooting for the fat baldie. Absolute ledge
>>25223120
don't bail on family. just get absolutely fucked on whiskey, makes everything easier... for me personally it removes anxiety
at this time of year no one even cares if you're so drunk you can't walk
>>25223237
>>25223248
redhill here
i'm living in a ghost town lads
>>25223340
I like Mark. Bet they are all absolute cunts to work for though.
>>25223365
I have no idea about Surrey to be honest, I am from Devon and it's weird and too rich here. People aren't very nice.
>>25223379
Nah. Fat baldie doesn't have a bad bone in his body.
Did you see the episode where they worked with one of the previous winners in Devon?
Now that guy was chill as fuck. Didn't bitch, moan, raise his voice or anything.
Mark looks like a SJW activist. Cracking chef though
>>25222774
Post Akari's feet!
>>25223440
please do not sexualise akarin!
Every fucking ad is selling you something, even some of the roasties on instagram quit posting butt pics to show off their new iphones and jewellery. Always see those "pay off xmas early!!" adverts during the rest of the year, hear about some people going into actual debt to buy presents, fucking hell. don't bother you'll enjoy it more
Sometimes ill think i want that traditional xmas, but ill remember people now lose their shit if you don't get the right iphone. Couldn't put up with that shit. People have a pretty warped view of what xmas is these days.
>>25223436
I've only watched the last 2 episodes. I hate the shitty pretentious stuff they do though. I have a man crush on Mark though.
>>25223509
That Italian chef they went to work with is the dictionary definition of pretentious
No need for it at all
>>25222064
Played Game of Life and Cluedo and Scrabble with senpai. Drank a lot of mulled wine, baileys, this honey flavoured jack daniels I didn't know existed, and the new guinnes clear ale which is surprisingly decent. It's not too bad.
>>25223545
Man I used to love the Game of Life, I was so good at it and would always, always win.
Funny that i'm so bad at the real life version.
Sitting in my room drinking shit whiskey trying to pick out a christmas vidya to play, how are you lads holding up?
>tfw no gf
>tfw no friends
>tfw no job and money
>tfw have to spend the next week with my shitty family
How easy is it to move out and rent a place? Does the landlord pay for electric/gas/water etc.? Do I just pay my weekly rent and live in peace? No idea how any of this works tbqh
>>25223674
Rum & Diet coke, Minecraft and the BBC4 Radio Play of Dirk Gently's Hollistic Detective Agency.
The alcohol is the closest I'll get to acknowledging that it's Christmas
>>25223701
>Does the landlord pay for electric/gas/water
I fucking wish mate
>>25223720
Modded Minecraft?
I put thousands of hours into austically automating machines and production on Minecraft with 150 mods on it.
Vanilla bored me to tears after 2 hours though.
>>25223701
>Does the landlord pay for electric/gas/water
Maybe if you're a student.
Just don't be a Londoncuck whatever you do.
>>25223727
How does it work then? Do I have to get british gas in to sort me out? just figured if somebody else owns the property, they sort out things like that
>>25223674
AIone
>>25223758
900% of the time you'll have a key electric and gas meter which eats money as fast as fuck. The landlord will only deal with structural problems or if something breaks in the flat. But that's only if it's furnished.
>>25223701
You have to sort all that stuff yourself, but they will probably not want to see you if you pay on time.
>>25223761
You're not alone, you're here. I love you ladfaggot <3
>>25223802
alri, cheers for that. I'm utterly clueless but I'm sick of living with my parents
>>25223748
>Londoncuck
This, but also don't be anywhere that's in a commutable distance from London. The edge of the London commuter belt extends to Winchester, and anywhere in it will be overpriced as fucking hell.
>>25222036
anyone up for a britfeel secret santa with amazon wishlists?
>>25223745
Yeah, 1.6.4 with all the mods I've collected over the years (the big ones being Buildcraft, Forestry and Mystcraft), I used to go on /mcg/ but nobody there seems to use them and I don't like those high tech mods they seem to enjoy so much.
>>25223872
bit late now mate
>>25223827
Just don't fuck up as bad as I did lad. Tfw I lived on my own for 6 months and became so broke I had to move back in with my parents
>>25223945
how'd you manage that? no job?
>>25223965
Eh I was originally in college but then I got into a really shitty relationship, got depressed as fuck and stopped going.
>>25223909
Huge fan of those tech mods. Thermal Expansion and Rotary+Reactor Craft especially
Use to like Mekanism as well, but its a bit OP and lagged the shit out of me. Think their cables are bugged
>>25223682
Why don't you have a girlfriend lad? There's more ways than ever to find a girl.
There's someone for everyone after all.
>>25223827
Need to fun a robot household, the communal areas will be spotless due to lack of use but all will be well apart from when two people order from a pizza shop for delivery at the same time.
What are your new years resolutions lads? Mine is just to stop worry and not think of any negative things I have no control over.
>>25224046
mines is to not survive 2016
>>25224046
get job, move out, find gf and resist urge to throw myself under a train
>>25224056
That's a good one I could join you
>>25224046
I'm going to ask out the girl I have a crush on so she can say no and I can start to forget about her
>>25224046
>get a different job, get a qtbf
probably not going to happen
>>25224005
Just be urself innit
>>25224056
>not to survive
What are you? A stunt man? Chances are you will live a good 50 years more unless you have a disease which you will not seek treatment for.
Just got called downstairs by my mum to go socially interact with my family.
Fug
>>25224046
Same as every other fucking year.
>"Get in shape!"
>"Start a succesful business!"
>"Meet the girl of my dreams!!!<3"
I'm 33 and still living with my fucking mother. Been saying this shit every year since I was about 18. There is simply no point even trying anymore
>>25224245
He wants to kill himself, anon.
>>25224289
Keep it simple m8, things you can do mentally, to start a business is so hard it is not a resolution it's a life goal.
>>25224299
Well he should say "to kill myself" not "survive" then.
>>25224245
I dunno mate I take a lot of drugs
>>25224046
Get fit.
Not like /fit/ fit but real fit.
I'm a skinnyfat piece of shit at the moment. Should also be moving into my first house next year. Also want to change my job if I can find somewhere.
>>25224318
Either way, there is no hope for a pathetic old waster like me. I just cant believe how my life turned out and here i am another xmas alone and posting on this fucking turdhole
>>25224329
>tfw weighed 70kg when I was 22
>tfw now at 24 weigh 110kg
Fuck anti-depressants man, especially mirtazapine.
>>25224365
>anti-depressants
ZZZZZ ZAP ZzzZZzZZZ
>>25224046
That is a brilliant one, I have tried to do that a lot. It's very hard.
>>25224365
fucking same thing happened to me
was put on mirtazepine and olanzapine
It's been a year since I stopped taking them and I'm still trying to get back to what I weighed before
>mfw the gym's gonna be full of you fat cunts next week
It will only be for like 2 weeks before they are shamed out into never returning. You should be thankful with the fatties your gym would not be profitable and shutdown
>>25224428
>tfw
Always good for a few laughs though
>>25224482
>shamed out
it's laziness not shame. i'd be ashamed to have a big gut like they do
>>25222119
I feel you brother. I'm at my mum's n Yorkshire until NYE, outta weed and in a small rural town. Hang in there..
15 months ago met nice fembot. Fucking wifey material: smart, hot, well read.
Is in poly love triangle( more like dodecahedron, imarite)
>not been on /r9k to warn me from these evils
Now Im here alone and she is getting screwed by Chad Thundercock and a qt 3.14.
plz kill me
oyeah, also NHS wagecuck, working till the 31st
>>25224536
>its not shame
>I just I laugh at them and think they should be ashamed
>>25224563
>fembot
Why do you lot never learn
>>25224595
this
females can not be robots.
>>25224583
i don't laugh at them though. literally no one at the gym laughs at the fatties. quite the opposite in fact. i laugh at the fact that they're such quitters full of excuses
are the shops still open lads?
Christmas Eve has been depressing as fuck. Tomorrow will be depressing as fuck. Just looking forward to Boxing Day so I can watch some footy and then get beyond drunk with a couple of mates on the evening. I literally want to end up in A&E if possible through being paralytic
>>25224626
yes if they normally would they probably are.
>>25224626
closing at 10 so hurry m8
>>25224632
Boxing Day is the worst day of the year
Depressing as fuck.
>>25224641
need more booze desu
>>25224632
mate have you heard all the fucking cucks wanting a winter break for fottie lad?
they're fucking niggers.
>>25222706
theres no way shes eating all that bread
>>25224612
she is almost board certified autistic. Still more well adjusted than me.
>>25224595
>females ever
females have no respect for males nowdays and lack maternal instincts. no reason to assocate with any of them.
>>25224686
and she can still get a Chad to stuff her, disgusting desu lad
>>25224674
i watched the video and she ate all the bread indeed. she even toasted most of them and put mayo and honey and jam on them
>>25224691
>no women will go near me so i hate them
>>25224705
sort a brother out with a link?
>>25224755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLjx4H2WAHg
>>25224749
>mfw going into shops and asking about buying stuff
>woman at the register is a woman so no matter how disgusting I am she has to talk to me
Me:1 Roasties: 0
>>25224767
>All those carbs
What the fuck desu
Parents are at their usual 4+ bottles of wine every night, one of these days im going to say fuck it and hit the drink as well
>>25224767
>10 slices per bag
What fucking weirdo does this?
>>25224853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T-iZvNDIu0
>>25224767
>breaking out the fucking cheese and salt
This bitch is suicidal
>>25224767
wow holy shit maine she ate that bread
Anyone else find it cute when Americans say cunt? It sounds funny coming out of their mouth, especially the girls.
I also like how they pronounce twat twot.
>>25224927
absolute madwoman
>>25224961
I hate twot
>>25224991
I mean I find it endearing, it is of course incorrect.
Mum just asked what I was up to. I considered trying to explain the Asian bread-blackhole but decided against it
>>25224961
what about when they ignore the h in herbs? or call aluminium "aluminum". like where the fuck does the i go? why don't they also say plutonum and barum etc? in summation americans are fucking stupid.
>>25224991
I just don't understand how they can't pronounce the A in twat.
My american friend says twot
How's Poleaboo doing? Does his family celebrate CHristmas?
>>25222542
Charisse or however you say it, had a little fb chat with her once
Zulu followed by Gladiator, is there a better Christmas day film combo?
>>25225086
there is no "I" in team, Buddy! are you a islamoccommunist?
>>25225133
Yeah man, that's her!
>>25225120
Not do well, Facebook have proof he tried to hsck ghr Polish girl
>>25225142
Con Air/Commando/Face Off/Die hard
cmon senpai
>>25225120
He's banned here, posting on the other chan. A copy paste of his last post:
>Poleaboo went out to get a takeaway
>Went to his usual place
>There are over a dozen shops in the area but Poleaboo has been loyal to the one place his entire life, been going to "Punjab" for around 7+ years
>Not just loyaty lol, it's also not liking to try new things and it being the cheapest in the area
>Poleaboo enters the joint
>3 pakis dressed in clothes from pakiland are at the counter having a natter with the propieter
>Poleaboo hangs back
>The propieter brings his mobile phone to his ear, makes eye contact with poleaboo, smiles and speaks
>Poleaboo walks up to him and voices his order
>The fat bastard tells poleaboo to shut the door
>Poleaboo turns around and says "I'll close it on my way out" (Not sure how loudly this was said, more likely to be a whishper than a commanding shout)
>Poleaboo then leaves and walks directly across the road to "NAZ" takeaway
>He was introduced to this place by a cousin and then again his father a few weeks ago
>Order placed, waited a while, received order, left
>Much better establishment, feel better about dropping my money here even if they are a little more expensive
>All the staff are native English speakers (can tell from accents), even hire a white guy
>Guy at the counter has a friendly manner about him
>Cleaner, nicer decour
>The food is prepared to a higher standard
>Give receipts with neat details like the till workers name because they're a proper business and not tax evaders
Not an overeaction as the customer is god, it's the small businesses who desperatly need cutomers, not the other way around
>>25225074
good call
>original fosters tagline
>Tfw all your mates are at the pub having a Christmas Eve drink but they stopped being your mates two years ago and inviting you to stuff so you're having a hot chocolate with mum instead
>>25225290
Why did he greentext that? That's one of his most boring posts yet. Holy fuck, pakiboo is like a rambling old man.
>>25225323
Why'd they stop being your mates?
already drunk as fuck, I don't know if I've got enough booze for the next few days desu
>>25225354
No idea
My invites to stuff randomly become less and less without any noticeable problem (been friends since the start of secondary school), and then they just stopped inviting me to stuff altogether after first year uni
bad feel
I have one that still comes to my house for a catch up every 6 months/ year but even he has weirdly started acknowledging how they meet up without me
Mum's hammered again, just spilt a glass of wine all down the stairs, deary me.
Memes aside merry christmas lads / slags
>>25225468
poor wojak
without the first 2 panels it's a pleasant thing
>>25224427
its olanzapine that does it, the antipsychotic. there's a ton of lawsuits against the pharm companies for the weight gain and consequent diabetes
>>25225401
I'd go t'pub with you anon. My mates are all at home doing family shit so I'm just getting hammered and playing vidya.
>>25224046
Get my driving license sorted. Been holding off on it since I don't need a car atm, but fuck I'm gonna have to do it eventually and it's a decent goal. Should be a larf.
>>25225468
s4w edition
>>25224046
Be the best version of myself that I possibly can.
2015 has been a lazy unhealthy year; 2016 is THE year. Gonna be a good NY lads, I'm feeling confident.
>>25225561
Good luck with your driving m8, remember book a test for Friday morning, best time to pass.
I need to get mine back after having a fit, filling out all the paperwork now it's a pain in the arse.
GUYS IT'S 2016
>>25225520
Now it's a happy thing! :D
>>25225629
I posted it faster, step it up anon
>>25225586
Start lifting family
Who /half a roll per shit here?/?
Fuck sake, hairy arse makes it awful.
>>25225642
fuqq
feelsslowman.jpeg
>>25225683
i call it ballpointing, when it's as if there's a ballpoint pen nib up your ass and the tissue paper just keeps going over it
>>25225694
reach for the stars desu mate
>>25225452
>Mum gets drunk every christmas
>Always fucks with my presents
>Last year she opened a Helicopter LEGO set she built me and melted down the pilot then when I opened it she said 'I guess the helicopter crashed and he burned to death' and started cackling in front of my family
>only other thing I asked for last year was a jumper
>she didn't buy me one
>year before that I asked for a typewriter (not a hipster but I focus more on writing when I can't make any errors)
>she got drunk and clogged it with pictures of herself and started screeching about 'an ancient keyboard filled with an ancient woman' and cackling again
>luckily I managed to repair it
At least my siblings buy me nice gifts
thanks mum
>>25225657
Plan as follows:
Running on Mon, Wed, Fri. Lift to Rippetoe starting strength Tues (workout A), Thurs (workout B). Weekends are rest days desu senpai family member.
How can you fuckers enjoy Christmas when pakis rule our countries streets?
>>25225753
Once my mum did the same thing with my laptop
and it cost me 20 quid to repair 3:
>>25225775
Who cares about Street people?
>>25225804
You dumb faggot
>>25225753
Sounds like mad bants.
I'll be getting socks and not even ironic socks just plain socks, I also got socks for my birthday a few weeks ago.
>>25225753
>Last year she opened a Helicopter LEGO set she built me and melted down the pilot then when I opened it she said 'I guess the helicopter crashed and he burned to death' and started cackling in front of my family
Oh that's fucking funny your mom seems cool
Gf just text me guys - she coming over in 20 min mins! Mummy out and gf freshly showered and all guys! Gonna get me a fish suppa for tea tonight guise hell yea guys.
>>25225762
SS is kind of a meme and you should do more lifting than cardio.
It sounds intimidating but look at other proven routines to make your own that you're comfortable with.
Routine general copypasta for reference:
4-6 reps for main barbell lifts
6-8 reps for ancillary barbell lifts
8-12 reps for assistance dumbbell/cable lifts
1-3 sets for 100% rep-max
3-5 sets for 80-90% rep-max
3 days per week: full-body routines (AxBxAxx BxAxBxx or AxAxAxx)
4 days per week: Pull-push-legs + fullbody (PPLxFxx or LPPxFxx or FxPPLxx etc)
5 days per week: Pull-push-legs + upper-lower (PPLxULx or ULxPPLx etc)
Routines with no deadlifts or Powerlifting programs: upper-lower splits
Work every muscle group at least 2 times per week
Push = chest/front & lateral delts/triceps
Pull = back/biceps/rear delts
Legs = legs/posterior chain
>Just because an exercise involves pulling, doesn't mean it belongs on pull day. Divide it accordingly to the correct muscle group. For example, lateral raises belong on push day.
These are just basic rules-of-thumb!
Remember that you are supposed to have fun and enjoy doing your routine, so do the stuff that you enjoy doing!
>>25225841
You opened lego in front of your family? You are an adult?
>Tfw only child
>Tfw mummy and daddy still treat me like a baby
>Tfw I get loads if presents for crimbo
>Tfw 24 years old
Living the dream lads, my parents still treat me like I can do no wrong
>mums boyfriend asked me to play chess
>absolutely raped him
best feel i'll feel for a while
>>25222877
goodbye dragon inn. it's about as comfy as a movie can get.
>Only child
>Mum is super obsessive and protective
>Will be here forever
DON'T. TALK. SHIT
>>25224638
Yeah fuckin idiots. If they stopped footy over the Xmas period I would defo off myself. It's the only good thing about xmas
>>25225946
>dad stops wanting to play chess with you when you are 12 because you ruin him without trying
>>25223222
probably going to be sat here at my computer considering suicide, much like every new years.
>got everyone a present except for me mum
fuck what do i do lads
>>25222092
Thanks anon, Merry Christmas to you too!
>>25225998
Make her a card.
Shows more thoughtfulness than just buying one
>>25225946
KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK-A-DOODLE-DOO
>>25225998
Do the cooking tomorrow
>>25225998
just give her money dumb shit.
>>25225998
sacrifice the most suitable present from one of the others you bought, its the only way to avoid the shit
>>25223222
Be on my computer as usual, will go down for a glass of cava with the parents at midnight, then go back to my room 15 minutes later.
Fucking jools holland, depressing shit.
>>25226014
But i already bought her one, i was planning on buying this champagne she likes but never got round to doing it, should i just say it hasnt been delivered yet and i can go tesco boxing day and find it?
>>25226038
YOU'RE A FUCKING DUMB SHIT MONEY IS THE TYPE OF PRESENT A PARENT GIVES THEIR CHILD
>tfw only one not drinking
>tfw get laughed at for it
>tfw anon do you have a girlfriend?
Well I'm grateful that I have family so,
Merry Christmas lads
>Ask my grandparents what I can get them for Christmas
>They protest and tell me they don't want anything
>"Hmm, that seems easy," I think
>Now I'll be the only one at their house not giving them gifts
I should have seen this coming.
>>25225998
why would you do that mang
>>25226075
>>tfw anon do you have a girlfriend?
I remember once at uni the group went straight to "anon have you ever had a girlfriend?"
luckily my family is too awkward to bring up anything like that.
Just drink to get through it man
>>25225983
>tfw only decent player i know is my brother
>wont play me, too scared of losing and looking stupid
>>25226147
>tfw only good as an extreme amateur anyone who has ever played properly wrecks your shit.
>tfw no extended family to celebrate Christmas with
>>25226202
I know this feel, its only going to be my parents and grandma tomorrow, and she comes over quite often. Its not really a special day.
>>25226250
not even got grandma senpai, just parents and brother
>>25226202
>>25226250
Same, I'm always jealous that some families have huge get togethers with 15+ people
It's always me, my mum and dad and sometimes my sister and her partner, if it's the correct alternate year for them to sit with us
Bit depressing really, my parents are as a robot as me, no friends and don't really speak to family
>>25225167
She's a real qt
>tfw no cerebral palsy gf to take on fun activities
>>25226305
>>25226305
>my parents are as a robot as me, no friends and don't really speak to family
I think we were fucked from the start m8
>>25226292
My brother is away this year again.
>>25226305
just the 4 of us is sort of depressing its basically a trumped up sunday lunch, I was watching shows about these big family Christmases and I'm totally jelly
>>25223222
robot meetup in NR3? Ill bring booze and trouble
Post code time.
HG4 here
>>25222542
is this her?
>gfnjgkfdjkghfdjkgf
I saw the most depressing thing today, genuinely felt sick for a little while after. I cants be bothered to greentext because phone.
I was walking down the high street and I saw these two parents walking their son in a wheelchair, except they were in their 50s and he was probably 20, he had some kind of disability physically and mentally, he couldn't move anything except his head and left arm it seemed, they looked just worn out from life and exhausted, the son shouted fire truck when one went past and they forced some smiles but the woman just started crying while with a half smile on her face, I don't know what was special about that moment, it was outside a wh smiths. This is probably not uncommon in the world but why did this scene make me hard in the throat when I watch people's brains blown out on /b/?
>tfw too much of a pussy to ever be loved.
>>25226618
Their own fucking fault for thinking it's a morally acceptable thing to procreate
>>25223701
It's tough to find a place as well. Sometimes landlords won't rent to you if they don't like you, and you will have to spend ages looking through shitty, over priced places before you find something even remotely acceptable. Also; all landlords are complete and utter scum.
The electricity and gas companies are likely to be dicks too.
But honestly anon, despite how terrible every step of the process is, it is remarkably rewarding to have your own place.
All alone on Christmas Eve?
God, we're pathetic.
>>25226669
:( they were probably healthy 30y/os near the apex of their lives.
>>25226618
because this is suffering, as a robot or a b/tard you should know by now that death and suffering are two different thing. This is fucking human tragedy; the disappointment, the inability to make a difference, the knowledge it won't stop, the realization of the inherent human suffering.
>>25223701
Don't move out unless it's right for you. I work full time and pay my parents 250 a month. If I moved out I'd be paying around 600 a month where I live just for a 1 bedroom flat. I'd rather help pay my parent's mortgage then some pay off some Jew's who I don't even know.
>>25226715
It's really not that bad. Open up some good Twitch streams or something.
>>25226683
>400 admin fee
>2 months rent upfront
>40 background/finance check fee
>200 fee to pick up the keys
>>25226715
were not alone, anon
we have each other
>>25223748
>>25223831
Yeah London sucks. I was there for University (thought I'd be big man in the big city). For the student halls in my first year I paid 1000 a month for catered accommodation. 2nd and 3rd year I paid 500 a month rent sharing with 3 others but the council tax is ridiculous unless you wanna live somewhere where you'd get shanked every time you walked down the street.
>>25225753
your mum is a ledge
>>25226785
>>25226788
The power of feelship.
>>25226586
Yes, and she's fucking perfect.
merry christmas lads
there's something about this time of year that kills me, an inherent anxiety and ominous feeling that won't go away, i never feel happy, i just get a huge sadness and think of how alone i can be, whilst everybody else is out making the most of their lives and enjoying it, despite the fact i never otherwise care
very strange, very sad, but merry christmas
>>25225946
shame he literally rapes ur mum lad x
>>25226859
Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD)
>>25225950
tsai ming liang in general is pure comfy. ditto lav diaz, edward yang, hou hsiao hsien
t. did degree on slow cinema of east asia. kek
>>25226715
>tfw all I want to do this cold christmas eve is wrap around my bf while he plays vidya
Long distance is lonely.not a grill. Just feeling some feels today
>>25225998
she got a kindle? get calibre n download a bunch of ebooks from sekrat pirate sources and load them on for her
>Hey /britfeel/ what have you been up to this year?
>I hear [insert friend/former friend here] is doing really well with their job and girlfriend
>What are your plans for next year.
Can't wait to get shamed for being a loser for a whole 6 hours tomorrow.
>>25226835
>Living out for London uni
m8 why?
Only kids with rich parents or international students do this
>>25226586
I dunno what to feel. She's perfect. I died a little inside.
>>25226912
>tfw no bf at all
fuck you
>>25226835
>Tfw my dream is to work in Parliament
>Tfw gonna work there for a year or two just so I can do it but won't be able to save a penny
>>25226882
Wow, this is a real thing
Thank you so much
>>25226937
Because the best uni I got an offer from was in London. Once I graduated I got offers to work in London but I took a job in Norwich for a fair bit less. However after living/commuting costs, I get to keep a fair bit more. I also don't have to live in a pokey one room studio apartment.
anyone know if i can get some neetbux because of Hypermobility?
>>25226960
this desu
lad
desu
>>25226936
>brothers all have good jobs and gf
>I work part time at lidl
>no gf ever
>family will do nothing but talk about them
>will ignore me because of the shame
>>25226982
no problem senpai, merry christmas
>>25226936
I went to a good school, I recently recognised one guy on the TV. So many of the people from school are on their way to being rich and famous, and I'm in the same bedroom with a shit job and rotting insides
>>25226952
Same here man, she's so perfect and pure, yet I'll never even speak to her..
>>25226846
>perfect
Yes lad, apart from the palsy & all that.
>>25227021
Thanks anon, you gave me a laugh
>>25227049
he thinks it's an easy win if they're defective
in reality, she's way out of any robots league
>>25227030
>all your childhood friends become successful with good jobs
>feel embarrassed to hang out with them now
>>25227021
having brothers seems so shit, all snipey and competitive. my dad is one of four or five and they're all such snarky, sarcastic pricks always trying to outdo each other
>tfw deranged, melodramatic sister master race
>got drunk
>messaged qt
>no relpy
>last online 1 minute ago
Kill me now boys. Just wanted to be a normie
>>25227044
She has a bf senpai, you know that right?
>>25227078
I've never ever had facebook, so it's been really easy to lose contact with most of the people from my school days. For all they know I could be doing great now, which I'm not.
>>25227030
there was some kid at my school a few years younger who was a main character on a show with David Tennant
acted like the smuggest cunt ever, everyone hated him
>>25222877
Ponyo. It is for children probably but it is comfy for sure
>>25227078
did workfare couple years ago in waterstones, old sort-of (distant) mate came in n we chatted a bit, he was talkin about how hes got good job up north and has made it and was like hypothetically speaking to his bullies like 'and you're, well, here.' all smug and then realised i was 'well, here' too and we've never spoken since
christian twat. i got a publishin job n moved awayy anyway
Hey /britfeel/, it's story time.
>Zack's asshole is ready
>It's time for me to show my big long schlong dong into his anus
>I look at him for a moment
>My big dong in one hand and a burger from Burger King in the other
>I take a bite of my burger and place it on the table.
>Zack yells "do it now Jessica!"
>I shove my big long schlong dong into his butt.
>He giggles with joy.
>I pick up my burger off the table and take another bite.
>It tastes so good
>Zack asks for a bite
>I say "no"
>This is my burger.
>I asked him if he wanted anything from Burger King and he said no.
>So why does this bitch think I'm going to share with him?
>I remove my big long schlong dong from his asshole.
>Zack takes a sip of water and says "Oh boy Jessica! That was great! I sure do love when you insert your potato pie pumpkin flavored french fry into my butt!"
>All of a sudden a nigger walks into the room.
>I say "Who are you Mr. Black Man?"
>He stares at me with those brown eyes.
>They're the color of poop
>The Nigger says "I am Nigger Nogger asshole clogger. I am here because I smelled Burger King."
>I quickly look at my burger.
>He wants it.
>But it's mine.
>I don't want anyone else eating my burger!
>Mr. Nigger Nogger and Zack are staring at me now.
>I slowly put the last bite of the hamburger into my mouth.
>I wish it didn't have to be this way.
>A nigger and Zack are just staring at me.
>I am scared.
>Then suddenly, Zack says "Hello Nigger Nogger asshole clogger! I'm Zack! I was born with a nigger fetish. I can't help but notice you're black. Mind if I touch your eyebrows?"
>The nigger stares at Zack for what seems like forever.
>Then says "Go ahead bitch."
>Zack places his right hand on the niggers eyebrow.
>I am so confused.
>Zack never asked to touch my eyebrows before.
>Am I not nigger enough for Zack?
>The nigger backs away from Zack and says "Well it looks like you finished that damn burger nigga."
>Me and my homies wanted some... but it's gone."
Part 1/2
Have I failed lads??
I'm like half normie, half not.
I'm cripplingly akward with no friends, yet I have a lovely girlfriend and a good job in the government relations/ lobbying/ public affairs section of a huge company and my career is only just beginning
I spend my free time shitposting here and driving around aimlessly whilst singing to my angsty music in my car
Pls r8
>>25227078
haha I'm not friends with any of them nor was I ever really. at least I'm saved that embarrassment i guess.
I was watching a program and thought "that looks like that guy but way more chadish" I ended up looking online and yep its fucking him.
>>25227149
>"My nigger friends are outside waiting for me, so I have to go now. Bye mother fuckers."
>The nigger walks out.
>Zack gets a tear in his eye.
>"The nigger nogger asshole clogger is gone." He says.
>"I thought he was going to be mine forever, but he's gone."
>I give Zack an angry look. Me and Zack are married. Why would he want a nigger?
>They are black.
>Zack wouldn't be able to see them in the dark. No one can see niggers in the dark.
>Anyway, today is Simons birthday.
>Me and Zack have to get ready for the party now.
>I ask Zack if he wants to stop at Burger King on the way there.
>He says no because it will remind him of the nigger.
>Zack says "Jessica, do you ever think I'll see Mr. Nigger Nogger asshole clogger again?"
>I don't reply because I'm too busy thinking about the Nigger's poop colored eyes.
>Zack rolls his eyes and goes to wait in the car
>"Here we come Simon." I say, and walk out of the room.
Part 2/2
And this is the story of why I left Britain.
>>25227149
fuck is this /b/-calibre shite, take it out of britfeel lad
>>25227151
noremieeeeeeeeee
feeuckkkkkkkkkkkk offffff
>>25227197
>replying to shit tier b8
>>25227111
You wot m8?
BAABAKANNAA
>>25227151
half normie here, how do i get a gf?
>>25227111
fuck
not that it matters much cause I don't live in America, but still...fuck...gotta go delete that facebook message now
>>25227231
Are you surprised? She's not ugly or anything. Why wouldn't she have a bf?
>>25227151
>lovely girlfriend and a good job
This is basically making it, you know right?
That's about as normie as it gets for anyone
>>25227151
normalo/10
It's the one day when most of us can sit back, relax and try to enjoy life.
For all of those working, whatever you are doing, I hope the day goes smoothly and you can enjoy some of it.
For those in trouble or in need, I hope someone or something gives you hope.
For those who do not feel a sense of joy, or those who feel sad on this day, I hope something sparkles and you can at least enjoy a smile. I hope that happier memories prevail.
For those who don't do Christmas, I hope you have a nice day moaning about it.
For those who have no concept of Christmas, I hope you have a nice Friday. Relax, it'll soon be the weekend.
Merry Christmas everyone.
>>25227246
I am surprised andjealous
Everywhere I go, all women .are in relationships. Not one is single.
>>25227307
Merry Crimbo mate, have a good one.
>>25222036
I have food poisoning, anons. All I can do is shit explosively and feel like death.
I wish the gods would take me now.
>>25227241
She's been my gf for years , I don't know mate, sorry
>>25227271
I have literally no friends and the family/ girlfriend joke is that I'm basically mark from peepshow because I spend my time reading history and watching BBC parliamrnt
>>25222140
New here. Who is poleaboo? I found his blog but why is he always mentioned here?
>>25227358
I remember when I undercooked sausages once, for a week I couldn't do anything but shit myself every ten mins and even drinking water and eating dry toast made me have violent shits
Bad feel
>>25227359
>Mark from Peepshow
You just made me remember that I've watched the last ever episode. ;(
>>25227384
>New here.
>>25227359
A good gf is the ultimate friends/family. even for most people outside of /r9k/ you have achieved success.
>>25227384
https://poleaboo.wordpress.com/
ococ
do i move in with a friend who has a spare room in his house that is not that near uni or do i wait out and see if i can find some people to move in with near campus which is more likely to lead to me becoming a certified normie
>>25227453
Why not ask facebook about your normie blog problems?
>>25222036
it is Jesus birthday! you should smile
>>25222722
L4 standing by.
>>25227307
>being this gay
pls stop
>>25227453
Christ, the worst thing I did in uni was move in with other people away form campus
15 minutes lads I'm gonna stab santa this is fucking it
Spent all night doing nothing but lying down with my headphones on listening to relaxing music and thinking. What a life.
>tfw literally everybody hates you
I wish I could just be somebody else. Why do I have to be this miserable asshole.
>>25223028
Ur a fucken rebel m8. Fucken IRA, Inbred Roses Afficianado.
>>25227384
What did he actually get arrested for?
>>25227598
It's all in his blog, we aren't going to spoon feed you.
>>25223010
My mum always buys QS every year to eat on Christmas Eve. This year she bought Roses. I was worried about her going senile before but this just confirms it.
>>25227598
>being this new
He stalked his housemates at uni, took secret videos of them in the shower and stuff. He's proper autistic.
10 MINUTES LADS
>>25227674
Until what?
Merry Christmas dickheads
>>25227692
Chrimbo, kid.
>>25227709
Fuck you twat.
Better get to bed soon lads, father christmas won't come if you're not asleep
who else here /enjoyingchristmasevealonewithcheapwhiskycodeineandbenzosandenjoyingeverysecondofit/?
>>25227763
Good, I don't like visitors.
>>25227763
but anon i'm pretending to sleep, i'll get him good
Anyone else love Christmas but hate spending time with their family? I think it makes it worse because you get really hype every year and every year is such a let down.
Merry Christmas I hate you all, especially Tilde.
First for Christmas day
Wishing you a merry christmas lads
Merry Christmas britfeel!
Hope you all get what you want in the morning
MERRY CHRIMBO YOU AUTISTIC ANIMAL FUCKERS
Happy Christmas lads, I'm off to bed
Merry motherfucking Crimbo fellas!
>>25227794
Liking Christmas and not the family part means you actually like presents not christmas. You'd say the same about the 3rd of May if it was a special day of buying things.
Merry Christmas lads :^)
>>25227902
I can hear my mum putting Santas gifts under the tree. I'm 20. Merry Christmas britfeel :))))))))
Still want to die desu
>>25227902
Maybe he just likes turkey dinners and decorations
Sharia law is observed here lads. I have looked at your application and have approved Christmas talk for this thread.
Carry on.
Merry Christmas M80s, remember, they don't want you to enjoy yourself, so make sure you do!
Merry Christmas lads.
No matter how shit it ends up being.
Merry feelmas mates. Hope 2016 will be the year of the gf.
Merry Christmas from everyone here at the Kris household
Hoping there's a renewed will to live under the tree this year.
>>25227947
And the whole build up and TV shows and music and shit
merry christmas lads, from the guy who annoys the lisa guy
merry Christmas
I'm just in my bed listening to lana cel rey. Who else /lana/ here?
>tfw pupper curled up asleep on my bed
gonna join him lads, merry christmas
Merry Christmas lads, you are my best friends
>>25228006
I want Santa to bring me this and a gf. I didn't even use my GBP this year for tendies I saved them all up for him.
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.
Little does /britfeel/ know I've actually posted merry Christmas 3 times in the last 5 minutes so this thread looks popular. /mischief/
Merry Christmas you sad fucks
>>25228095
Santa's going to rape you under the tree with his kris cringle dick.
Merry Christmas you cucks. You guys have kept me alive for the last year. Love all you lads
>>25228149
One year at a time, lad
Drunk in my dressing gown eating poptarts
Merry Christmas lads
Merry Christmas lads and all the best. Hope the year ahead brings something better for us all.
Merry Christmas you wasters
Tfw nobody to cuddle on Christmas
Merry christmas. Hope it's all over as quickly and painlessly as possible. new year as well.
thanks for letting me feel with you lads for another year
pouring one for you all tbH
>>25228324
female? where do you reside?
merry christcucks
Merry Christmas everyone~
I hope, however you spend it, that you all have a great day~
>>25228344
Male sorrycuddle me anyway desu
>>25222036
How do you acquire a handgun,lads? (legally)
Serious question.
>>25228375
Way to ruin the entire thread asshole
>>25228403
Join the military I guess.
>>25228421
>asshole
Fuck off yank
>>25228450
fug, and there's no way to otherwise get one?
>>25228492
not legally, no
>>25228458
No bully pls I'll tell mummy
>>25228375
Have a nice day too tilde.
>>25228492
Well not a handgun, you can however legally own a .22 or even a shotgun if your lucky. Although the rules for owning them are overly strict.
>>25222722
L8 standing by
if I wasn't on SSRIs and in bed I would lad, sorry
>>25228403
If you are a long term member of a shooting club and do competitions and shit then you can, but like you can get t that level without a gun in the first place
>>25228492
Does it absolutely have to be a handgun?
>>25228627
If you are just rightly worried about the 'moderate muslims' you can always get a catapult
http://www.ukpreppersguide.co.uk/silent-hunting-with-a-catapult/
Gonna have a wank to some qt fatties desu, hope you all have a nice Christmas
>>25228627
It doesn't HAVE to be, just something that can kill me or other people quickly.
>>25225142
>>25225236
>Not watching The Great Escape on Christmas
I'm sure that's a bannable offence
>Wake up to a letter that says my DLA is stopping unless I do some PIP survey and pray that I get a shit score
>mfw
What a nice Christmas present.
>>25228708
google the scoring system.
I think I might stay up all night with this inbetweeners marathon
If you were going to kill yourself how would you do it. Id say shotgun to the head but were in Britain so that would be much more difficult than elsewhere.
>>25228882
I'm starting to think jumping off a bridge. There is a good one near me for jumping. Just a thought though if I land in water will I die on impact or have to wait to drown?
If I do it I'll hopefully be able to Parascope it for you guys.
>>25227307
Merry Christmas bro, I hope you get the cock cage and anal beads you asked your daddy for
>>25228882
I'd probably just drive my car so fast and just crash it and hope I die.
>>25228931
Depends on how high the bridge is desu, if it's high enough, hitting the water would be like hitting concrete unless it's really choppy water, then the surface tension will come into effect.
>>25228882
Shotguns are pretty easily obtainable in the UK legally
>>25228882
Was talking about this with the parents earlier I'd go as much whiskey as possible and carbon monoxide poisoning. My dad's a jump hanging kind of guy.
Has anyone's old fears resurfaced? They always happen at this time of year.
This time it's about my shitty fear of being pronounced dead incorrectly and buried alive. I'm so fucking anxious and scared and pissed because I thought I dealt with it 6 years ago but here we are not to mention I lost interest in my only hobbies:watching anime and reading manga.
fuck my life, please ISIS blow me up.
>>25228882
the helium meme
>>25228931
There is a bridge near me that quite a few people have killed themselves off, they normally survive impact but their feet get stuck in the mud and they drown sounds pretty grim
Anyone want to give me a Christmas blowjob? I'd prefer female but I'd take a trap right now
Inb4 /soc/
>>25228882
Maybe it'll cause a power cut and ruin someone else's day too
>>25228976
Do you think 250 feet drop into placid water would do?
There is a concrete option as well but the drop is slightly less at about 200 feet, the thing is, I know it is the same result but mentally it'd be easier to jump onto the water than the concrete.
>>25229049
I'm a hairy fat man will that do?
Merry Christmas lads <3
>>25229100
Do you have a beard?
Ethbetb
>>25229118
fuck off
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original
>>25229072
Oh yeah that should do it, from that height it doesnt really matter what you hit.don't do it though just come round to my house and I'll make you pasta and hug you
>>25228375
Merry Christmas tilde have a good one!
>>25229171
Don't encourage him senpai
Why aren't you asleep, lads? Father Christmas won't come if you're awake!
>>25229217
He's dead mate
>>25229217
No point making an effort for coal
Merry fuck your couch nigga
had a curry and watched a flim. enjoyed both.
don't know if should watch another flim
Am i a mass murderer if i sabotage the generator at the local hospital?
>>25229295
I'd say you're a saboteur, it sounds more exotic
Did anyone watch midnight mass?
fucking immaculate chalice work there, 10/10.
Looks like he broke out the premium myrrh, too, what a lad.
Merry Christmas knobheads
>>25229372
Bit late mate, santa already left.
>>25229318
Minus kek
Gunna go to sleep lads so I can wake up and start drinking. Had to stay sober the past 2 days to avoid hangovers (For Christmas Eve and now Christmas Day) but tomorrow I'm gunna start drinking first thing. Gunna be good. Night all.
>>25229217
I'm too excited anon.
lol some of the roasties on instagram keep posting picturesque, traditional, family xmas pics. As if it cancels out their regular random bikini ho pics
I wonder if there is a normie arms race to have the most overtly traditional xmas now that everyone instagrams it. Im sure they will get back to getting their butt out by new years.
>>25229295
probably just get arrested as a nuisance as buildings like this must have a backup generator, so you won't actually kill anyone
Do any of you brits drive?
What do you drive if you do?
>>25229546
Combine harvester
>>25229546
I drive my parents up the wall :^)
>>25223758
Nah the landlord will have it all sorted out, most places I've rented they just send the bill straight to you to sort out
>>25229546
Yeah, we drive cars mate.
>>25229561
Is it a brand new combine harvester?
Somehow please justify this general's existence
>>25229583
Holy kek I forgot about that tune
>>25229596
Gotta shitpost somewhere
>>25229678
Yes go do it in other threads? Just because you live on a tiny island doesn't mean you are some sort of special snowflake people who get their own general on every board
>>25228675
pump action .22
might not kill them quickly, but it sure will maim them and we all know that's the funniest way to go
>>25229744
Outside now desu
>>25229770
Good post
Please dont make another /brit/ general. Roboticism doesnt recognize national borders
>>25229744
where ever we go we must colonize.
Now you might wanna back up before you get glassed
>>25229782
Gonna keep making them now to spite you in particular lad
>>25229793
>>25229827
I'll let you have your little general once you're under sharia law and enslaved. Only then will you be allowed your own general because then you'll have something to bitch about
>>25229854
You seem a little tense lad
>>25229049
>tfw want to give bf a xmas bj now
What would jesus say?
>>25229854
pls don't act like an authority on the matter thx
>>25229744
Yes it does tbqfh
>>25229854
>once you're under sharia law
yanks out, go back to san bernadino m8
>>25229924
>tfw America's mudslime population is miniscule while in britain and other Yuropoor countries Muslims will soon be the majorly
BTFO
>>25229895
Whaf makes you more qualified than me to speak on the matter?
Never forget....this was a better album cover.
>>25229952
>usa
>60% white
can you stop ruining christmas now
>>25229952
nothing, but there are well over a hundred others ITT alone who are fine with britfeel compared to one assmad clap, now fuck off Paco
>>25229985
Yes but most of those are Mexicans and Asians while the black population is stagnant while muslims are still tiny as fuck
We're fine
>>25230008
Just delete this thread. It's just random bullshit
>Waiting for parents to go to sleep so I can sneak out and put some gifts outside their bedroom door in a nice gesture for Christmas to show I appreciate them
>They are having sex for 30 minutes now
>Dad keeps making christmas jokes
>Saying stuff like 'nevermind Yuletide and joy, just spread those fucking legs' and 'I love the winter solestice but prefer the minters hole-piss'
>moaning loudly
>can't wear headphones so I can hear them when they start snoring
this is hell lads
absolute hell
I just wanted to be nice
>>25230122
That's a nice ethan pepe lad
>>25230122
You should write down your dads quotes and make some homemade christmas crackers while you wait for him to blow his load deep in your mother's cunny
>>25230122
Wait till they do fall asleep then leave the presents and a note saying "I hope you had a gay old time last night ;)"
MERRY CHRISTMAS
BRITFEEL QTs
>>25228326
Good wall lad
Whats online dating like do girls who are 20 use it
>>25230081
>We're fine
Sure you are ahmed, still making those clocks are we son? thats a good patriot.
Now run a long and fix your fucking teeth.
>>25228326
When I get a car and go up north on my own, I'm going to find one of these fuckers and poke out some bricks like a game of jenga
Is there a reason people don't do this?
>>25230433
cos someone will have to rebuild it lad
>>25230400
yes but only the desperate ones and they still get tons of messages
>>25230400
>Whats online dating like do girls who are 20 use it
Unless it's tinder, dire.
Seriously think about it, the average decent 20 year old girl wont be on fucking okcupid, she wont need to be.
Online dating means you have to deal with a sea of mentally ill, obese and sjw's complaining about men. Plus because they still have the power because men outnumber them online, so they can pick and choose.
My advice, dont bother pick someone up irl like your dad did.
>>25230433
You will have to kick it hard. People don't do it because we aren't all london multiculturalists, its just vandalism.
Good dry stone walling can last a hundred years
>>25230442
Some northerner though. They'd probably appreciate having something to do other than removing more consonants from their words
>>25230494
aint the northern way mate... why cause bother
>>25230433
>implying it's that easy to defeat a drystone wall
lads where are you, how am I supposed to get /comfy/ without you guys
>>25230909
Hello friend I am here
>>25230909
It's 2:30am on Christmas Day bro, most of us are sleeping
>>25230909
I'm here lad, get comfy
>>25230909
Playing computer games.
>>25230955
>>25231051
Cheers boys.
>>25231178
What ya playing mate?
Merry Christmas lads
I have to work on boxing day, the day after and the day after so my christmas is basically ruined but hope you all have a good day
>>25231468
Merry Christmas man.
>>25231468
Same man, don't even celebrate but it would have been nice to kick back to some films.
>>25231468
Hope you can at least enjoy today while it lasts mate
lovely poof
