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Christmas Eve edition
I hope you all enjoy a comfy Christmas eve lads.
>>25222036
Mum wants to play a board game, I just want to get drunk and listen to youtube music.
>not wearing Aldi bags as clothes edition
>>25222064
Which board game?
Articulate is the shit.
Also you can play a board game while drinking and listening to music
Bitter sourgrapejews trying to prove who makes more money edition
>>25222036
I love Christmas. I might be a bitter lonely loser, but I feel happy and merry and kind towards others. I love you all and do not care how angry that makes you.
>>25222087
Drunk board games are the shit.
I wish i had someone to play with
What are you hoping to get in your stocking tomorrow?
>Can't smoke pot because I don't have any and grandmother is staying round anyway
>Every pub is infested with normie scum
>Been drinking too much recently but can't bear the thought of being sober at my PC for next 5 hours
>>25222062
Y-you too, lad.
> operational comment
>Poleaboo went out to get a takeaway
>Went to his usual place
>There are over a dozen shops in the area but Poleaboo has been loyal to the one place his entire life, been going to "Punjab" for around 7+ years
>Not just loyaty desu, it's also not liking to try new things and it being the cheapest in the area
>Poleaboo enters the joint
>3 pakis dressed in clothes from pakiland are at the counter having a natter with the propieter >Poleaboo hangs back
>The propieter brings his mobile phone to his ear, makes eye contact with poleaboo, smiles and speaks
>Poleaboo walks up to him and voices his order
>The fat bastard tells poleaboo to shut the door >Poleaboo turns around and says "I'll close it on my way out" (Not sure how loudly this was said, more likely to be a whishper than a commanding shout)
>Poleaboo then leaves and walks directly across the road to "NAZ" takeaway
>He was introduced to this place by a cousin and then again his father a few weeks ago >Order placed, waited a while, received order, left
>Much better establishment, feel better about dropping my money here even if they are a little more expensive
>All the staff are native English speakers (can tell from accents), even hire a white guy
>Guy at the counter has a friendly manner about him
>Cleaner, nicer decour
>The food is prepared to a higher standard >Give receipts with neat details like the till workers because they're a proper business and not tax evaders
Not an overeaction as the customer is god, it's the small businesses who desperatly need cutomers, not the other way around
Poleaboo received a letter notifying him he could collect his laptop and 3DS today, going to see if his solicitor can collect and post it to him
>>25222112
A severed foot, the ultimate stocking stuffer.
Fuck Christmas. Wish I was loaded so I could fuck off to a tropical island for a fortnight, get absolute leathered on cocktails and come back when it's all over.
To think I used to love it also.
I don't go outside because I'm not a normie so I don't know, can somebody tell me what the fuck you mean when you say tracksuit? That's what my mum called my trousers when I was a kid but what makes them what? They're comfy and not tight like gay ass jeans.
>>25222064
>tfw I always wanted to play board games but nobody else did
Post waifus, the girl you would most like to be spending Christmas with.
>>25222087
Dunno, scrabble or triv quiz, I'll play tomorrow I guess if my little socialist brother plays.
I prefer to just enjoy the alcohol and the music, on 4chan too, also sometimes listen to motivational compilation videos and get really fired up.
I prefer to be alone drinking that's all.
>>25222140
>leaving the door open
you're a piece of shit you know that?
>>25222166
It's called that because it is sportswear, like you wear it while doing track. Autistic manchildren wear it as every day clothing though and legit think it looks good.
>ate weed brownie at 1pm
>it's 7pm, still high
fucking hell i need to return to normal, fuck
>tfw my normie brother just got here and is downstairs talking to my parents
Fuck I haven't seen him in 3 months so I should go say hi but I don't have anything to talk about so it'll just be awkward. Maybe they'll go out.
>>25222225
I would hold a lighter against my skin for the ability to be high tonight lad
>>25222140
>Poleaboo shitting on pakis when he's one himself
The things 4chan does to people, kek.
>>25222166
Theyre meant to be wore when running on a track tbqh
>>25222147
Are you a netcuck? Cuz that doesn't even cost that much
>whole family is round at my sisters for a family meal
>im in bed sick
It's better this way for both of us
>>25222236
My little brother since returning from Uni has used my special mug that is only for me, has swapped the coffee and sugar jars around and left his shoes right at the bottom of the stairs nearly causing me to fall.
Want to kill him desu fucking Labour member bastard cunt kike.
>>25222282
I'm a neetboi yea.
How much are we talking?
>>25222197
SHE'S A LITTLE WILD AND SHE'S READY TO HO HO HO!
>>25222297
Using your special mug?
What a cunt. That's literally uncalled for
>>25222218
>>25222273
Ah right, thanks lads.
I think it's fucking retarded that normies give a shit about what's "fashionable", tracksuit bottoms are the only trousers I've owned besides school uniforms, pretty comfy.
>>25222339
The fact others care and judge you mean that it is often just easier to do what is less hated
Anyone else wageslaving? I'm at my security job until 6am, then gonna go have Christmas and come back at 6pm for another 12 hour shift. Will be the longest I've gone without sleep in my shit life.
>>25222225
lmao dude weed
lmao blazing
w/ the lads
>>25222197
I am spending christmas with her but I'm not posting my girlfriend here; wouldn't want her to get a cult following like Hannah or Holly.
>for 2 episodes in a row celebrity mastermind has had a "trans" contestant
NO AGENDA to see lads.
Fucking BBC gas 'em.
>>25222432
i wish i could shitpost from my job
>>25222468
I saw an all women round recently, they got pitiful scores like half what some of the men get
>>25222467
No-one's comparing to Holly lad, especially not your slag of a gf.
Is there a distinct difference between a wolves accent and a brummy accent?
I took my brothers girlfriend home to Wolverhampton and I've fallen in love with the accent.
>>25222197
I wish I was spending it with her. She's a small-time YouTuber with only 5000 subs but I fucking adore her.
>>25222476
Getting paid to shitpost is what makes this job so comfy. Having a NEET tier job for the rest of the year makes working over Christmas a reasonable pay off desu.
>>25222542
>literal retard
wew
Meal with the family and tf2 all night, gonna be great.
>>25222434
Stone circle/10
>>25222571
This took me fifteen minutes in photoshop fuck off
>>25222602my apologies I was just memeing, all memes aside, she is cute and I feel very bad for her, cerebral palsy is horrible
Sat here in a travellodge room, whiling away the worst Christmas Eve ever with booze, doritios and bombay mix. I just nipped out for a smoke and looked across the car park to one of those awful Carvery pubs. Its rammed with fucking normal bastards, couples and grandparents etc all getting together to have some shitty pre-christmas dinner debacle. I have never felt so alpone
The weirdest thing of all is that it actually just feels like a Wednesday night. You know how the days never feel like they normally do when its Christmas? Christmas eve always had a very definite feel to it, ever since I was a child. (autistics probably won't understand what I'm saying here) Today just feels like a regular Wednesday and that proves to me just how far I have fallen in my life.
I honestly cant put into words the pain and resignation I feel. If guns were available in this shithole of a country i'd blow my brains out tonight I swear down
>tfw blazed as fuck
Pc has shut down for some reason
>>25222542
My youtube waifu is a Japanese woman who can eat more than anyone else on the planet.
>>25222297
>My little brother since returning from Uni has used my special mug
Literal scum. When they invent Lawgivers, Teagivers should be next up
>>25222654
Today is Thursday kek
>>25222654
pretty sure christmas feels that way for everyone over 14 lad, it did for me anyway
WHO
LIVERPOOL
HERE?
WHO
WANNA
DO
MDMA
WITH
ME?
>>25222511
They know this will happen, the reason it's all female is so casuals wouldn't be able to tell
>>25222722
who /L15/ hereI posted that in the last thread but I have not checked for replies
>>25222711
Feels more like wednesday on here because of all the /drinking/
>>25219298
>I'm also not going to give my street in case I get murdered
fair enough anon, maybe I'll try justins avenue next time, eventually you'll hear the mad man beeping his horn
/stratfeel/
>>25222711
genuine fuuuuck
shit man, that is fucked up. I thought yesterday was tueday?
>>25222654
When I hit 30, my brain switched and I went from apathetic, to a miserable, spiteful, vindictive piece of shit
Christmas Eve used to be my favourite day of the year. Now it's nothing but tedium.
>>25222197
akari~in
>>25222748
r u shakespeare or somethin? lel gay town
>>25222768
Is it oldfag night on here?
reporting in
>>25222789
>lel gay town
u fucking wot m8
Its the comfiest town in England, there are at least 2 robots here
>>25222639
S'all good man, and yeah I feel bad for her too.
>xfire has been permanently shut down
first it was MSN, then winamp, now xfire
not sure I like this, all my favourite programs are slowly being deleted
>>25222808
>Its the comfiest town in England, there are at least 2 robots here
how do you know
>>25222768
absolutely m8. I'm 33 and used to love chrimbo. Admittedly I spent my teens and 20s chasing the happiness of childhood Christmases and it never quite lived up but at least it felt christmassy and stuff. I used to enjoy listening to Slade and all that shit and watching christmas TV etc. Now its just utter shite and brings the absolute worst out of me, hence sitting here in self-pity alone in a sodding travellodge for the 2nd year in a row
Boring, forced merriment for grinning braindead normal fucking SCUM
>>25222722
I am.. bootle. Is your name Richard? Do you have long hair?
Any comfy films lads? Don't have to be Christmas related, just want something I can watch while my family are all out drinking with friends.
>>25222736
I'm l24
>>25222868
Nope & nope
>>25222877
Going out drinking tonight sounds like the worst night ever
New Years Eve-tier awful
>ability to drink in the middle of the day without being judged
>quality street on tap
>usually comfy weather
what is not to like
>>25222831
98% british, very few chads, very nice comfy town centre with medieval architecture.
>>25222889
Completely agree m80, that's why I declined their half-hearted invitations and want a film to watch instead
>>25222877
I think I read Under the Skin was on TV on tonight.
Pretty much anything else is comfy christmas eve viewing by comparison.
>>25222877
Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie
Anyone (who should be in this thread) watch that on TV here? I caught part of one episode once at 3am a decade or so ago but I never found out if it was on regularly or just a one-off
>>25222890
I don't care about being judged. I'm alone most of the time anyway
Quality Street is the shit though
I honestly don't see how constant greyness with wind is comfy. I never understood this winter weather comfy meme
Rain is comfy. Snow is comfy. Green is comfy.
dad had too much brandy last night and woke me up this morning shouting at me to clean my room then he started throwing my shit around and punched me in the face
now he's trying to act all pally with me but I'm not buying it
worst christmas eve ever 2bh
>>25222890
>>quality street on tap
>purplefags get a bar
>trianglefags get a bar
>toffeetwats get a bar
WHERE ARE MY CREAMS? REEEE
>>25222888
How does a scouse robot get hold of MDMA?
>people who buy roses instead of QS
>>25222877
Lethal Weapon, same christmas tier as Die Hard but you get the added bonus of funding a hew hater.
>>25222994
not him but you do realise Liverpool is one of the drug capitals of Europe right? and if you don't want to talk to anyone there is the darknet
>>25223010
I prefer Roses
Come at me bro
>>25222994
It's 'Pool, probably not very difficult
>>25223015
jew not hew, fuck lads it's kicking in.
>>25223028
Why? Chocolate is boring.
>>25223021
Dark...net? Is it like the deep web?
need something to watch while I eat my dinner
any ideas?
>>25222443
Bet them lasses fannies are proper fishy and stinky as fuck
>go on dailymail
>88 year olds driving at 60mph into coffee shops
>bus drivers driving into office blocks
Is the beta uprising beginning?
>dad put eclairs in the quality street
fucking disgusting
>>25223090
It's a fucking epidemic in Surrey at the moment, it has happened where I live two or three times in the last couple of months. Ancient boomers in fucking Audis fall asleep or whatever the fuck they do and smash into a load of people.
Can't wait to spend an entire fucking night with a family I despise. I might just bail. Who's spending Christmas alone?
>>25223104
I've got heros, celebrations and orange segs in one tub, lets fight.
>>25223120
Since I started taking my anti-psychotic it has really dulled my emotions, I didn't feel anything when my grandparents died. Only thing I love is my cat tbqh.
>>25223081
Pussy licking videos or cocksucking whatever you're into
>>25223119
where abouts in surrey you at m8
what's everyone doing for new year's eve?
>>25223081
BBC 2 player live, watch University challenge, Louis Theroux is on it.
>>25223174
Ardwick lad
>>25223174
Guildford. Or, as the locals dub it 'Gillfud' I'm not the Ardwick guy.
>Stuck in house with family after being used to living alone for the rest of the year
Can't fucking hack it lads, I can't go 5 minutes without someone bothering me about something. No peace whatsoever, this is hell.
What's been your best film of the year lads? I just watched Sicario and Everest and I liked Sicario but the operator could have been more brutal and Blunt was just annoying. Everest was quite good, made me feel a bit emotional, how I can barely walk 2km without getting breathless and people are climbing that fucking thing.
>>25223222
Hoping for a year worth living in
Masterchef Professionals now
Rooting for the fat baldie. Absolute ledge
>>25223120
don't bail on family. just get absolutely fucked on whiskey, makes everything easier... for me personally it removes anxiety
at this time of year no one even cares if you're so drunk you can't walk
>>25223237
>>25223248
redhill here
i'm living in a ghost town lads
>>25223340
I like Mark. Bet they are all absolute cunts to work for though.
>>25223365
I have no idea about Surrey to be honest, I am from Devon and it's weird and too rich here. People aren't very nice.
>>25223379
Nah. Fat baldie doesn't have a bad bone in his body.
Did you see the episode where they worked with one of the previous winners in Devon?
Now that guy was chill as fuck. Didn't bitch, moan, raise his voice or anything.
Mark looks like a SJW activist. Cracking chef though
>>25222774
Post Akari's feet!
>>25223440
please do not sexualise akarin!
Every fucking ad is selling you something, even some of the roasties on instagram quit posting butt pics to show off their new iphones and jewellery. Always see those "pay off xmas early!!" adverts during the rest of the year, hear about some people going into actual debt to buy presents, fucking hell. don't bother you'll enjoy it more
Sometimes ill think i want that traditional xmas, but ill remember people now lose their shit if you don't get the right iphone. Couldn't put up with that shit. People have a pretty warped view of what xmas is these days.
>>25223436
I've only watched the last 2 episodes. I hate the shitty pretentious stuff they do though. I have a man crush on Mark though.
>>25223509
That Italian chef they went to work with is the dictionary definition of pretentious
No need for it at all
>>25222064
Played Game of Life and Cluedo and Scrabble with senpai. Drank a lot of mulled wine, baileys, this honey flavoured jack daniels I didn't know existed, and the new guinnes clear ale which is surprisingly decent. It's not too bad.
>>25223545
Man I used to love the Game of Life, I was so good at it and would always, always win.
Funny that i'm so bad at the real life version.
Sitting in my room drinking shit whiskey trying to pick out a christmas vidya to play, how are you lads holding up?
>tfw no gf
>tfw no friends
>tfw no job and money
>tfw have to spend the next week with my shitty family
How easy is it to move out and rent a place? Does the landlord pay for electric/gas/water etc.? Do I just pay my weekly rent and live in peace? No idea how any of this works tbqh
>>25223674
Rum & Diet coke, Minecraft and the BBC4 Radio Play of Dirk Gently's Hollistic Detective Agency.
The alcohol is the closest I'll get to acknowledging that it's Christmas
>>25223701
>Does the landlord pay for electric/gas/water
I fucking wish mate
>>25223720
Modded Minecraft?
I put thousands of hours into austically automating machines and production on Minecraft with 150 mods on it.
Vanilla bored me to tears after 2 hours though.
>>25223701
>Does the landlord pay for electric/gas/water
Maybe if you're a student.
Just don't be a Londoncuck whatever you do.
>>25223727
How does it work then? Do I have to get british gas in to sort me out? just figured if somebody else owns the property, they sort out things like that
>>25223674
AIone
>>25223758
900% of the time you'll have a key electric and gas meter which eats money as fast as fuck. The landlord will only deal with structural problems or if something breaks in the flat. But that's only if it's furnished.
>>25223701
You have to sort all that stuff yourself, but they will probably not want to see you if you pay on time.
>>25223761
You're not alone, you're here. I love you ladfaggot <3
>>25223802
alri, cheers for that. I'm utterly clueless but I'm sick of living with my parents
>>25223748
>Londoncuck
This, but also don't be anywhere that's in a commutable distance from London. The edge of the London commuter belt extends to Winchester, and anywhere in it will be overpriced as fucking hell.
>>25222036
anyone up for a britfeel secret santa with amazon wishlists?
>>25223745
Yeah, 1.6.4 with all the mods I've collected over the years (the big ones being Buildcraft, Forestry and Mystcraft), I used to go on /mcg/ but nobody there seems to use them and I don't like those high tech mods they seem to enjoy so much.
>>25223872
bit late now mate
>>25223827
Just don't fuck up as bad as I did lad. Tfw I lived on my own for 6 months and became so broke I had to move back in with my parents
>>25223945
how'd you manage that? no job?
>>25223965
Eh I was originally in college but then I got into a really shitty relationship, got depressed as fuck and stopped going.
>>25223909
Huge fan of those tech mods. Thermal Expansion and Rotary+Reactor Craft especially
Use to like Mekanism as well, but its a bit OP and lagged the shit out of me. Think their cables are bugged
>>25223682
Why don't you have a girlfriend lad? There's more ways than ever to find a girl.
There's someone for everyone after all.
>>25223827
Need to fun a robot household, the communal areas will be spotless due to lack of use but all will be well apart from when two people order from a pizza shop for delivery at the same time.
What are your new years resolutions lads? Mine is just to stop worry and not think of any negative things I have no control over.
>>25224046
mines is to not survive 2016
>>25224046
get job, move out, find gf and resist urge to throw myself under a train
>>25224056
That's a good one I could join you
>>25224046
I'm going to ask out the girl I have a crush on so she can say no and I can start to forget about her
>>25224046
>get a different job, get a qtbf
probably not going to happen
>>25224005
Just be urself innit
>>25224056
>not to survive
What are you? A stunt man? Chances are you will live a good 50 years more unless you have a disease which you will not seek treatment for.
Just got called downstairs by my mum to go socially interact with my family.
Fug
>>25224046
Same as every other fucking year.
>"Get in shape!"
>"Start a succesful business!"
>"Meet the girl of my dreams!!!<3"
I'm 33 and still living with my fucking mother. Been saying this shit every year since I was about 18. There is simply no point even trying anymore
>>25224245
He wants to kill himself, anon.
>>25224289
Keep it simple m8, things you can do mentally, to start a business is so hard it is not a resolution it's a life goal.
>>25224299
Well he should say "to kill myself" not "survive" then.
>>25224245
I dunno mate I take a lot of drugs
>>25224046
Get fit.
Not like /fit/ fit but real fit.
I'm a skinnyfat piece of shit at the moment. Should also be moving into my first house next year. Also want to change my job if I can find somewhere.
>>25224318
Either way, there is no hope for a pathetic old waster like me. I just cant believe how my life turned out and here i am another xmas alone and posting on this fucking turdhole
>>25224329
>tfw weighed 70kg when I was 22
>tfw now at 24 weigh 110kg
Fuck anti-depressants man, especially mirtazapine.
>>25224365
>anti-depressants
ZZZZZ ZAP ZzzZZzZZZ
>>25224046
That is a brilliant one, I have tried to do that a lot. It's very hard.
>>25224365
fucking same thing happened to me
was put on mirtazepine and olanzapine
It's been a year since I stopped taking them and I'm still trying to get back to what I weighed before
>mfw the gym's gonna be full of you fat cunts next week
It will only be for like 2 weeks before they are shamed out into never returning. You should be thankful with the fatties your gym would not be profitable and shutdown
>>25224428
>tfw
Always good for a few laughs though
>>25224482
>shamed out
it's laziness not shame. i'd be ashamed to have a big gut like they do
>>25222119
I feel you brother. I'm at my mum's n Yorkshire until NYE, outta weed and in a small rural town. Hang in there..
15 months ago met nice fembot. Fucking wifey material: smart, hot, well read.
Is in poly love triangle( more like dodecahedron, imarite)
>not been on /r9k to warn me from these evils
Now Im here alone and she is getting screwed by Chad Thundercock and a qt 3.14.
plz kill me
oyeah, also NHS wagecuck, working till the 31st
>>25224536
>its not shame
>I just I laugh at them and think they should be ashamed
>>25224563
>fembot
Why do you lot never learn
>>25224595
this
females can not be robots.
>>25224583
i don't laugh at them though. literally no one at the gym laughs at the fatties. quite the opposite in fact. i laugh at the fact that they're such quitters full of excuses
are the shops still open lads?
Christmas Eve has been depressing as fuck. Tomorrow will be depressing as fuck. Just looking forward to Boxing Day so I can watch some footy and then get beyond drunk with a couple of mates on the evening. I literally want to end up in A&E if possible through being paralytic
>>25224626
yes if they normally would they probably are.
>>25224626
closing at 10 so hurry m8
>>25224632
Boxing Day is the worst day of the year
Depressing as fuck.
>>25224641
need more booze desu
>>25224632
mate have you heard all the fucking cucks wanting a winter break for fottie lad?
they're fucking niggers.
>>25222706
theres no way shes eating all that bread
>>25224612
she is almost board certified autistic. Still more well adjusted than me.
>>25224595
>females ever
females have no respect for males nowdays and lack maternal instincts. no reason to assocate with any of them.
>>25224686
and she can still get a Chad to stuff her, disgusting desu lad
>>25224674
i watched the video and she ate all the bread indeed. she even toasted most of them and put mayo and honey and jam on them
>>25224691
>no women will go near me so i hate them
>>25224705
sort a brother out with a link?
>>25224755
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLjx4H2WAHg
>>25224749
>mfw going into shops and asking about buying stuff
>woman at the register is a woman so no matter how disgusting I am she has to talk to me
Me:1 Roasties: 0
>>25224767
>All those carbs
What the fuck desu
Parents are at their usual 4+ bottles of wine every night, one of these days im going to say fuck it and hit the drink as well
>>25224767
>10 slices per bag
What fucking weirdo does this?
>>25224853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T-iZvNDIu0
>>25224767
>breaking out the fucking cheese and salt
This bitch is suicidal
>>25224767
wow holy shit maine she ate that bread
Anyone else find it cute when Americans say cunt? It sounds funny coming out of their mouth, especially the girls.
I also like how they pronounce twat twot.
>>25224927
absolute madwoman
>>25224961
I hate twot
>>25224991
I mean I find it endearing, it is of course incorrect.
Mum just asked what I was up to. I considered trying to explain the Asian bread-blackhole but decided against it
>>25224961
what about when they ignore the h in herbs? or call aluminium "aluminum". like where the fuck does the i go? why don't they also say plutonum and barum etc? in summation americans are fucking stupid.
>>25224991
I just don't understand how they can't pronounce the A in twat.
My american friend says twot
How's Poleaboo doing? Does his family celebrate CHristmas?
>>25222542
Charisse or however you say it, had a little fb chat with her once
Zulu followed by Gladiator, is there a better Christmas day film combo?
>>25225086
there is no "I" in team, Buddy! are you a islamoccommunist?
>>25225133
Yeah man, that's her!
>>25225120
Not do well, Facebook have proof he tried to hsck ghr Polish girl
>>25225142
Con Air/Commando/Face Off/Die hard
cmon senpai
>>25225120
He's banned here, posting on the other chan. A copy paste of his last post:
>Poleaboo went out to get a takeaway
>Went to his usual place
>There are over a dozen shops in the area but Poleaboo has been loyal to the one place his entire life, been going to "Punjab" for around 7+ years
>Not just loyaty lol, it's also not liking to try new things and it being the cheapest in the area
>Poleaboo enters the joint
>3 pakis dressed in clothes from pakiland are at the counter having a natter with the propieter
>Poleaboo hangs back
>The propieter brings his mobile phone to his ear, makes eye contact with poleaboo, smiles and speaks
>Poleaboo walks up to him and voices his order
>The fat bastard tells poleaboo to shut the door
>Poleaboo turns around and says "I'll close it on my way out" (Not sure how loudly this was said, more likely to be a whishper than a commanding shout)
>Poleaboo then leaves and walks directly across the road to "NAZ" takeaway
>He was introduced to this place by a cousin and then again his father a few weeks ago
>Order placed, waited a while, received order, left
>Much better establishment, feel better about dropping my money here even if they are a little more expensive
>All the staff are native English speakers (can tell from accents), even hire a white guy
>Guy at the counter has a friendly manner about him
>Cleaner, nicer decour
>The food is prepared to a higher standard
>Give receipts with neat details like the till workers name because they're a proper business and not tax evaders
Not an overeaction as the customer is god, it's the small businesses who desperatly need cutomers, not the other way around
>>25225074
good call
>original fosters tagline
>Tfw all your mates are at the pub having a Christmas Eve drink but they stopped being your mates two years ago and inviting you to stuff so you're having a hot chocolate with mum instead
>>25225290
Why did he greentext that? That's one of his most boring posts yet. Holy fuck, pakiboo is like a rambling old man.
>>25225323
Why'd they stop being your mates?
already drunk as fuck, I don't know if I've got enough booze for the next few days desu
>>25225354
No idea
My invites to stuff randomly become less and less without any noticeable problem (been friends since the start of secondary school), and then they just stopped inviting me to stuff altogether after first year uni
bad feel
I have one that still comes to my house for a catch up every 6 months/ year but even he has weirdly started acknowledging how they meet up without me
Mum's hammered again, just spilt a glass of wine all down the stairs, deary me.
Memes aside merry christmas lads / slags
>>25225468
poor wojak
without the first 2 panels it's a pleasant thing
>>25224427
its olanzapine that does it, the antipsychotic. there's a ton of lawsuits against the pharm companies for the weight gain and consequent diabetes
>>25225401
I'd go t'pub with you anon. My mates are all at home doing family shit so I'm just getting hammered and playing vidya.
>>25224046
Get my driving license sorted. Been holding off on it since I don't need a car atm, but fuck I'm gonna have to do it eventually and it's a decent goal. Should be a larf.
>>25225468
s4w edition
>>25224046
Be the best version of myself that I possibly can.
2015 has been a lazy unhealthy year; 2016 is THE year. Gonna be a good NY lads, I'm feeling confident.
>>25225561
Good luck with your driving m8, remember book a test for Friday morning, best time to pass.
I need to get mine back after having a fit, filling out all the paperwork now it's a pain in the arse.
GUYS IT'S 2016
>>25225520
Now it's a happy thing! :D
>>25225629
I posted it faster, step it up anon
>>25225586
Start lifting family
Who /half a roll per shit here?/?
Fuck sake, hairy arse makes it awful.
>>25225642
fuqq
feelsslowman.jpeg
>>25225683
i call it ballpointing, when it's as if there's a ballpoint pen nib up your ass and the tissue paper just keeps going over it
>>25225694
reach for the stars desu mate
>>25225452
>Mum gets drunk every christmas
>Always fucks with my presents
>Last year she opened a Helicopter LEGO set she built me and melted down the pilot then when I opened it she said 'I guess the helicopter crashed and he burned to death' and started cackling in front of my family
>only other thing I asked for last year was a jumper
>she didn't buy me one
>year before that I asked for a typewriter (not a hipster but I focus more on writing when I can't make any errors)
>she got drunk and clogged it with pictures of herself and started screeching about 'an ancient keyboard filled with an ancient woman' and cackling again
>luckily I managed to repair it
At least my siblings buy me nice gifts
thanks mum
>>25225657
Plan as follows:
Running on Mon, Wed, Fri. Lift to Rippetoe starting strength Tues (workout A), Thurs (workout B). Weekends are rest days desu senpai family member.
How can you fuckers enjoy Christmas when pakis rule our countries streets?
>>25225753
Once my mum did the same thing with my laptop
and it cost me 20 quid to repair 3:
>>25225775
Who cares about Street people?
>>25225804
You dumb faggot
>>25225753
Sounds like mad bants.
I'll be getting socks and not even ironic socks just plain socks, I also got socks for my birthday a few weeks ago.
>>25225753
>Last year she opened a Helicopter LEGO set she built me and melted down the pilot then when I opened it she said 'I guess the helicopter crashed and he burned to death' and started cackling in front of my family
Oh that's fucking funny your mom seems cool
Gf just text me guys - she coming over in 20 min mins! Mummy out and gf freshly showered and all guys! Gonna get me a fish suppa for tea tonight guise hell yea guys.
>>25225762
SS is kind of a meme and you should do more lifting than cardio.
It sounds intimidating but look at other proven routines to make your own that you're comfortable with.
Routine general copypasta for reference:
4-6 reps for main barbell lifts
6-8 reps for ancillary barbell lifts
8-12 reps for assistance dumbbell/cable lifts
1-3 sets for 100% rep-max
3-5 sets for 80-90% rep-max
3 days per week: full-body routines (AxBxAxx BxAxBxx or AxAxAxx)
4 days per week: Pull-push-legs + fullbody (PPLxFxx or LPPxFxx or FxPPLxx etc)
5 days per week: Pull-push-legs + upper-lower (PPLxULx or ULxPPLx etc)
Routines with no deadlifts or Powerlifting programs: upper-lower splits
Work every muscle group at least 2 times per week
Push = chest/front & lateral delts/triceps
Pull = back/biceps/rear delts
Legs = legs/posterior chain
>Just because an exercise involves pulling, doesn't mean it belongs on pull day. Divide it accordingly to the correct muscle group. For example, lateral raises belong on push day.
These are just basic rules-of-thumb!
Remember that you are supposed to have fun and enjoy doing your routine, so do the stuff that you enjoy doing!
>>25225841
You opened lego in front of your family? You are an adult?
>Tfw only child
>Tfw mummy and daddy still treat me like a baby
>Tfw I get loads if presents for crimbo
>Tfw 24 years old
Living the dream lads, my parents still treat me like I can do no wrong
>mums boyfriend asked me to play chess
>absolutely raped him
best feel i'll feel for a while
>>25222877
goodbye dragon inn. it's about as comfy as a movie can get.
>Only child
>Mum is super obsessive and protective
>Will be here forever
DON'T. TALK. SHIT
>>25224638
Yeah fuckin idiots. If they stopped footy over the Xmas period I would defo off myself. It's the only good thing about xmas
>>25225946
>dad stops wanting to play chess with you when you are 12 because you ruin him without trying
>>25223222
probably going to be sat here at my computer considering suicide, much like every new years.
>got everyone a present except for me mum
fuck what do i do lads
>>25222092
Thanks anon, Merry Christmas to you too!
>>25225998
Make her a card.
Shows more thoughtfulness than just buying one
>>25225946
KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK-A-DOODLE-DOO
>>25225998
Do the cooking tomorrow
>>25225998
just give her money dumb shit.
