Why don't you just transition Anon? All you troubles will just melt away into a blissful feminine soup, where the hardest problem you'll ever have to face will be deciding what to wear.
>>25267916
>Viking + Islamic warrior genetics
Dw. When VR gets really good I'm going live out my days a qt3.14. Until then. I can only dream.
>>25267916
that's not the same person
>>25269314
Nice waist of jeans.
After reading all the 4chan threads about these sex dolls, I finally decided to cave in and buy one as a special christmas present for myself. One week later and...damn, it's quite something. I'll follow up with a longer review but tl;dr - if you're a virgin and have ever given up on getting sex from the real thing, just get a sex doll instead.
Now on to the details. Sex dolls are pretty cheap now, just google "TPE dolls for sale", and I bought a $1600 doll that's made in China, the Teri model on the pic here since I didn't want to waste...
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>>25267914
Please continue, this is fascinating. Though it's still kinda creepy.
How was the first time fucking it?
Was it easy to get your dick up?
How fast did you cum?
Easy to clean?
>not getting Katie or cow tits Shannon
> Take one sip - and you will never age.
> Take two sips - and you will be purified of all the sickness.
> Take three sips - and you will never ever die.
Would you take this, robots?
If yes, you have to choose the form of your soul(e.g. phoenix of Fujiwara no Mokou) or be ripped apart by the force of elixir, so choose wisely.
Ues I take 3 sips. What are my options for the form of a soul thing?
I can always learn to commit egocide if I get bored outliving the universe.
>>25267800
>never ever die
>tfw suffering forever after the inevitable extinction of humanity and after the heat death of the universe
Assuming that it works like in this doujin, then maybe. Most of all, I'd like a Mokou gf instead.
Would you date her, robots?
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>>25267651
Assuming she's depressed, has anxiety issues and terrible self-esteem like me? Fuck yes I would, we could deal with it together
but there are no women who would do the same with men however
She'd probably be pretty qt if she put her hair in a ponytail and opened her face up a bit.
That along with a smile.
>>25267651
>She'll leave your for chad the moment she's bored of your beta autism
Has the girl who got sexual with her sister ever come back?
saved the recording back then promising her to put it into our next track but I've never heard of her again :/
Lesbian anything is boring as fuck.
>>25267793
you can't tell me that sexy greentext, no matter if men-women or women-women, doesn't make you hard af
self bumping cuz I wanna hear more
I want a belly gf!
i do too. but they want chad as well
>>25267591
fucking gross, you diabetes loving sperg
>tfw have belly gf
>tfw she makes us food
>tfw she's down for sex anytime
Good luck on your quest anons having a belly gf is a blessing
whats the worst board and why is it veeeeee
man, that's just creepy to me
like, i can even understand deleting stuff under a blanket rule like "no racism," but that's some mod making an interpretative decision of what is and is not shitposting
98% of the board is people making posts like that back and forth, the vast majority being at least slightly tongue-in-cheek. why that one post? just because it's the one that came across the report queue while the retard mod was in a certain mood?
it's just senseless, bad site design, but it's also creepy that people WANT to...
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>>25267474
Can we ban the mod?
im so angry rightnow, literally tweeted this image to Hiro
lets hope a wonder happens
what is your 2015 anime of the year?
WAN PANCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>25267466
I wanna be a saiko hero
WAN PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>tfw you realize that if a charismatic Chad were to take over your body, he would be able to do amazing things. Things you only dream about achieving.
>tfw Chad in your body would probably be able to actually fuck your onetitis because he's so witty and charming
When did you realize you will never be able to change your personality?
When did you realize that you will forever be a miserable, boring sack of shit that no one wants to be around.
>>25267436
Yeah i know that feel when
>that feel when
We need brain rewiring.
>mfw my body a bad habits are the problem
>mfw i got a nice personality but World is superficial as fuck
>mfw Im superficial too
Just
>He is over 5'6
>He has more masculine than feminine features
>He doesn't shave all of his body
>He doesn't play with his boypussy daily
>>25267264
>tfw I'm 5'5 and everyone says I'm a feminine lesbian on the inside
Shaving is a hassle (and I don't grow hair anyway) and lewd stuff is for deviants which I am not.
The REAL red flag though is
>has a y chromosome
>tfw can't lick my own bp
It just smells so nice, I want to kiss and suck on my bp
tfw no mikudom
Fucking shit. I fucked up big time robots.
Not only am I fucked today I might be fucked for a very long time.
This is the last time I'm ever doing that ever again.
This all started yesterday at Christmas. My entire family likes to pile into our small cramped front room on holidays and yesterday was no different. Me and my mom and pops open our gifts the night before the commotion that is Christmas day. I will get to what we received later.
Fast forward to Christmas Day.
My whole family which includes about 20 people where of course all cramped...
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>>25267065
mini video recorder sounds more like a spy camera. fucking kill him.
motherfucking shit
>>25267065
Show us the panties?
"Our results potentially challenge the accepted view of depression as a functional and fully reversible illness, implying instead that more permanent brain changes may be associated with chronicity."
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9828995
>tfw you are becoming even dumber over time
M8 you have to having a wiz
>>25267035
KEK
/r9k/ BTFO
plasticity theory is harder to deny
If anything, its just your brain over time getting more skilled at being depressed.
for every woman out there (unless she's a hideous beast) there's at least 2-3+ guys, be them beta or chads willing to fuck her, which leads to their entitlement and their attitude of always expecting to be the ones who get approached for everything and never needing to take initiative.
but what happens if sex/companion robots become a reality? think about it, for the same money you'd spend on presents every year, you can buy a partner that will fulfill all your sexual desires, never nag or ask anything of you, never feel the need to "settle down"...
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nothing will change
10% of men will fuck 100% of women
and the others will be betas
>>25266884
Women will be forced to develop a personality since they'll have competition for the first time in human history.
I'd like to think the world will be a better place since women actually will have to be nice to men if they want a part of his paycheck.
>>25266913
except they won't get attention.
right now, those betas serve as orbiters or other such shit, so they keep giving women attention, which they crave.
we're looking at a scenario where 10% of men would still be the ones getting all the sex, but women wouldn't get the attention they love from all the less attractive men putting hem on a pedestal.
i guarantee you in less than a year women all around the globe would be trying to get the bots outlawed and would desperately try to...
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Am I wasting my time pursing a lesbian? She's one of the most interesting women I've ever met, but she's made it clear that she's only sexually interested in other women.
>>25266792
yes, pursue her anyway
she claims to be a lesbian but she would fuck chad in an intant, that entitles you to act the same way chad does, double standards are wrong, feminists all random chads to slap their ass and chat them up late at night in the elevator and things, so it is ok for us to do the same
>>25266817
>pursue her anyways
You are right. She will fuck Chad. She won't fuck OP though. Pull out OP. Lesbians are more trouble than they're worth.
>>25266792
Yeah, you're wasting your time and hers if you only care about fucking her. If she really is one of the most interesting people you've ever met as you say, then respect her friendship and don't fuck it up. Maybe something could happen more between y'all, but if not, just be cool anyway. It's actually possible to have cool friends that are girls without fucking them, unbeknownst to most b/tards here.
Why not just move to a third world country and get a gf there?
>if you can read english you are more skilled than 90% of the people
>women love white skin
>can get a decent job as a town official
>things are cheaper so if you wagecuck it up for afew years you can have a nice cushion
Seriously Im gunna move to Thailand in afew years once I get more money saved up
>>25266626
>why don't-
because I'm Black.
>but why-
because I'm Black.
>but you can-
but I'm Black.
There is no way out for me. I'm fucked, point blank.
>>25266710
Why don't you get a black gf?
>>25266626
Got a link to this vid or is it just a random picture you found?