After reading all the 4chan threads about these sex dolls, I finally decided to cave in and buy one as a special christmas present for myself. One week later and...damn, it's quite something. I'll follow up with a longer review but tl;dr - if you're a virgin and have ever given up on getting sex from the real thing, just get a sex doll instead.
Now on to the details. Sex dolls are pretty cheap now, just google "TPE dolls for sale", and I bought a $1600 doll that's made in China, the Teri model on the pic here since I didn't want to waste too much money in case this turned out to be a shitty buy. It might seem expensive but compared to the more advanced american Realdoll and japanese sexdolls that cost up to $10,000 it was still a bargain. Now the first thing that hit me when I first got the doll was that this was pretty much just a full sized fleshlight. Yes, it does kinda feel a bit creepy and almost necrophilic but at this point I didn't give a fuck anymore and just wanted to finally get that experience of sex that didn't just involve my hands alone.
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>>25267914
Please continue, this is fascinating. Though it's still kinda creepy.
How was the first time fucking it?
Was it easy to get your dick up?
How fast did you cum?
Easy to clean?
>not getting Katie or cow tits Shannon
>tfw you were so close to being this creepy but resisted and still hold on to some shred of normalcy
Plz OP post more I want to know what could have been.
Whats your life like?
What do you do for a living?
Do you have a social life?
>>25267972
Yeah hang on, I'm just typing it up right now so replies are slow.
Now sex with a sex doll is a little bit more complicated than you think. For starters, the body is cold as fuck. It's made out of a soft silicone material that isn't fun to touch especially now that it's winter. I already did some prior research and already bought an electric blanket as well so I wrapped the doll in the blanket to warm her up. It took several hours but after that she actually felt warm and nice to touch now. Then I put some powder on her skin to make her skin feel smoother as well, then finally lubed up the vaginal insert.
And first impressions? Wow...it feels really, REALLY good. It's just like a fleshlight but taken to a whole different level because you're actually fucking a body too. I finally realized that I've been missing out on fapping alone this whole time because the act of sex doesn't just involve getting your dick stroked but also involves the entire motion of going in and out over and over and being able to physically move your entire body as well. And the sex doll's body felt very warm and nice to hold onto as well, it was so overwhelming I didn't even last more than a few minutes before cumming. But after an hour I was ready again, I ended up fucking the doll 5 times that night, it felt like discovering how to masturbate for the first time all over again.
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Why buy that shit instead of the pipedream ass, both are pathetic but at least you can hide the ass part, but that doll says forever virgin.
>>25267914
Come back and lest us know what the experience is like after you purchase yourself a retail VR headset next Christmas.
Why dothey even try to mimic the real deal it'd be so much more convenient to work around the uncanny valley by making them some sort of alien like Asari, with odd but good feeling genitalia.. perhaps some vibration or vacuum built in you know.
>>25268065
And so one week later and my dick is really, really sore. I've already lost track of how many times I've fucked the doll, it feels so fucking good. But not all is perfect, there are some disadvantages as well. For starters, I made a mistake and ordered a model that has the vagina built in instead of being a removable fleshlight insert. So I have to literally scoop out my own cum out of the hole after I'm done, which isn't exactly very fun.
Another problem is how cold the body gets after a few hours. It doesn't retain heat that long and I have to keep her wrapped in the electric blanket all the time to feel warm. This is the biggest problem with the doll IMO, it would be nice if there was some way it could stay warm with some electric heating device inside the body.
But when she's warm though, she feels really nice to hug. It's not just about being able to fuck a life sized fleshlight but that feel of cuddling. I spend even more time just being in bed with her and hugging her, and I've even ordered some clothes for her too to dress up. If she could stay warm all the time it'd be perfect, this wouldn't just be a sex toy but one step closer towards a robot gf. But overall for a $1600 sex toy it was still worth it, and I'm already thinking about buying another more expensive sex doll. They can definitely substitute for a gf if you've completely given up on one, I finally understand now why there's a market for this.
>>25268055
I'm a typical robot loser, no friends or gf and old enough not to give a fuck anymore.
>>25268068
There's no way VR can compare to the physical experience, it's actually kinda addictive.
>>25268209
The cheap models kinda look like shit, but the japanese ones are incredibly lifelike. I'm still trying to decide whether to just save up for the japanese ones or buy a cheaper model.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRneJo22gA
>>25268378
You'd expect more from the nation that brought you tentacle porn and /d/
>>25268378
do you have you're own house?
do you hide it?
i feel weird and guilty if i ever watch /h/ or porn in general, do you ever get past the guilt?
>>25267914
those dolls have got some serious uncanny valley going on, and the anatomy looks all wonky. Shannon's waist is Jessica Rabbit tier, and it's weird how they have DDD tits and twig arms.
I'm not shaming you for getting a real doll, just shaming you for not getting a better looking one.
>>25268547
Yes I do, and I'm old. I'm already in my 30s and am a wizard, once you're at this point you care less.
>>25267914
>just google "TPE dolls for sale"
I guess the corporate shills have finally gotten wind of this board.
>>25268378
I think the anon means using the VR in conjunction with the doll so you can see a real human while using the doll.
Do you hide this thing? Do you live alone? How the hell did it ship? Did you have to assemble it?
>>25268623
>posted from my Wi-Fi Tenga
>>25268378
The one on the video looks amazing. I plan on getting one on my 30th birthday to celebrate my wizardry.
I've been looking at these all day, I wish I had the money for one
>>25268647
It just shipped in a big box, and yes I live alone. Definitely not something you want to own if you live with your parents though, just get a fleshlight instead.
>>25268378
That's some piece of work. It's easy to see why they cost several thousands.
>>25268564
Different strokes for different folks.
>>25267914
Shannon's body looks right fucked up
You're fucked in the head m8
>>25268378
>and I'm already thinking about buying another more expensive sex doll.
MYSOGYNY CIS SHIT CHEATER POLYGAMIST!
>>25268895
kekerino right in my belly family
Do they have any models that pee? I know baby dolls that can pee are a common children's toy but do they make them for adults?
I'm sold if there's a doll I can bottle feed and then have her wet herself.
If I still never had a gf when I hit 30, this would probably be the appropriate gift for my initiation into wizardhood.
>>25269007
They're like familiars or homunculi
>>25268378
Cool, this is the doll I've always wanted
>>25268378
Can you post pic of your dolls ass/pussy?
>>25269185
This! I dunno if I would still be able to get hard. How much does the feeling work into it, compared to the sight of it.
Bump this shiZzzz
Can you titty fuck/ ass grind your sex doll?
Can you buy a sex doll with gigantic titties/ass?
why not wear a condom so you dont have to clean the vagina?
oh btw guys, you can also rent these dolls for a night in a hotel
>>25269641
>>25269641
>renting dolls
>renting
>dolls
S H I G G I T Y D I G G I T Y D O D A
>>25269185
>>25269283
Like I said before, it's pretty much just a lifesized fleshlight. If the feeling is what you're concerned about mostly, buy a fleshlight first and see if you enjoy it or not. If you don't enjoy using a fleshlight, you're not gonna like the doll.
>>25269584
Yes but the problem is her hair. If you move her around too much her hair gets tangled up all over the place. Her wig's a mess now, I already ordered another wig. Never realized how difficult it is to keep long hair straight.
>>25269641
I'm already circumcised and can barely feel anything with a condom. And besides, cumming into her feels great, it's a raw physical sensation you can't replicate alone.
>>25268991
No they're not that advanced although you could probably rig something up.
op, can you make the doll blow you?
do the holes feel very different?
>>25268547
how underage
>>25269795
Yes it has oral and anal holes as well, but it's not that good from my experience, move her head too much and her wig rips right off. Plus you need lots of lube as well and it gets messy if it spills on the hair.
>>25268067
dude at least he dress the thing up and just say it's a doll he got as a present for someone he's related to like a neice or something or even the grill that finds it. how would she recognize it as a ssex doll?
mine while at your house get grill over and she finds where you hide your ass how are you going to explain a chunk of ass?
i dont think you thought this one through anon
>>25270055
>dude at least he dress the thing up and just say it's a doll he got as a present for someone he's related to like a neice or something or even the grill that finds it. how would she recognize it as a ssex doll?
Who would believe that? Nobody.
>>25269940
why not just tie her hair up in a bun?
>>25267914
For what you paid for that piece of shit you could've flown to Germany or some other place and had a hell of a time in a FKK club with real women.
But I can see why there's a market for stuff like this. A year ago or so I'd have been tempted to buy one, but I went to Germany instead and I'll probably go back again.
>>25270113
Who cares if she believes it, if she doesn't like your answer the burden of proving it is on her. Besides she's probably got collection of big floppy dildos or some shit way more gross than a doll anyway, even if she's a total tramp and picks up and uses random men as sex toys.
>>25270609
>if she doesn't like your answer the burden of proving it is on her.
Anon, here me man:
>get pulled over by a cop
>him:do you know how fast you were driving?
>you:can you prove I was driving?
This is literally you
take finally pics of your doll, op
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nmwns6_GJw
what a time to be alive
>>25268777
Hnnng that body is too good
>>25268065
>but after an hour I was ready again
>mfw my cooldown is roughly 7 minutes
I never really feel like fapping so soon after cumming, but I can definitely get hard again.
>>25271459
It's probably the only one I would buy.
it's such a nice doll, the proportions are pretty reasonable and even the face (which is normally shit on dolls) is nice to look at.
If I had 1500 pounds to drop on it, I would buy it without a shadow of a doubt
I'd do it, but premarital sex is sinful.
So how would one dispose of one of these discreetly? Putting it in a garbage bag and putting it in your apartment complexes trash can is out of the question, so is taking it out at night and burying it somewhere. I guess I would just rent a woodchipper, process the doll into woodchip sized doll chips and then dump them.
>>25269758
How poseable is she?
>Her wig's a mess now, I already ordered another wig. Never realized how difficult it is to keep long hair straight.
Get a hairbrush for your gf :3
>>25271555
>If I had 1500 pounds to drop on it, I would buy it without a shadow of a doubt
Thats the same price as an used car. It'd take me around 4-6 months to save up that much. The real problem would be hiding it from my friends (>inb4 "GETOUTNORMIEGETOUTREEEEEEE!!!111") and admitting to myself how much of a perverted virgin loner I am.
Maybe I'll get one when I turn 30
>>25271572
It's not sex if you put your dick in a doll. Just advanced masturbation
>>25271170
AM I BEING DETAINED?
No really it's none of her business. If she has a problem with it that's up to her to accuse me. I don't really need a good excuse I'd just stick with my original story.
>>25271628
I just got a car for less than the price of the doll.
>admitting to myself how much of a perverted virgin loner I am.
I'm not bothered about that stuff as long as I have some where to keep it out of the way when I'm not fucking it
>>25271665
but masturbation is also a sin. do it like a priest and fuck children
>>25271705
What if it's a loli doll? Would that be okay?
OP, you still here? Post a full body picture of the doll. Feel free to paint the background black in mspaint before posting the pic if you fear someone recognizes your flat
>>25271749
Ordering one of those could get you in serious trouble with the law
>>25271576
Not OP, but I imagine driving to some other apart complex and dumping it there would do.
>>25271555
>>25268777
Can you provide a link for this one? I'll bookmark it just in case.
>>25269758
do you kiss it when your fucking it family?
>>25271761
>Ordering one of those could get you in serious trouble with the law
Strictly speaking it shouldn't be illegal, but we all know law enforcement rarely goes by the books.
How are the titties? Do they feel like real titties (I assume you've got manboobs so you know what titties feel like). Does it have a mouth that you can fuck? Can you tittyfuck it? Do you ever finish on her tits?
![[Coalgirls]_Yuru_Yuri_09_(1280x720_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[B8BDF01C].mkv_snapshot_13.14_[2015.09.23_13.18.39].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/trS7qIk.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Yuru_Yuri_09_(1280x720_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[B8BDF01C].mkv_snapshot_13.14_[2015.09.23_13.18.39].jpg")
>>25271665
>>25271665
>Just advanced masturbation
Not to the doll
>>25271813
http://partyinbkk.com/product_info.php?products_id=31050
>>25268065
>Now sex with a sex doll is a little bit more complicated than you think. For starters, the body is cold as fuck. It's made out of a soft silicone material that isn't fun to touch especially now that it's winter. I already did some prior research and already bought an electric blanket as well so I wrapped the doll in the blanket to warm her up. It took several hours but after that she actually felt warm and nice to touch now. Then I put some powder on her skin to make her skin feel smoother as well, then finally lubed up the vaginal insert.
>But when she's warm though, she feels really nice to hug. It's not just about being able to fuck a life sized fleshlight but that feel of cuddling. I spend even more time just being in bed with her and hugging her, and I've even ordered some clothes for her too to dress up.
I'm really happy that you're happy OP, but this is just...
Does this doll have a name?
>>25271891
thats pretty good family
>>25272124
I would rather jack off the pictures of the doll than actual porn at the moment t b h f a m
>>25268623
Tpe is a material, not a brand.
This is exactly the same as an anon discovering how good a lightly carbonated beverage made from water and fermented grains are and suggesting we google "beer for sale".
I always feel terrible after I masturbate, if I got that thing I would probably commit suicide out of shame before I was even done.
I hope that I never become this pathetic.
>>25270463
well.. Im not op
but I can see why people would prefer the doll..
I for example am scared of people
>>25271905
>but this is just...
What, do you expect him to stop at buying a 1k+ doll and not get a few accessories?
>>25272559
This. Dressing up your sexdoll sounds like a lot of fun.
>>25272590
I would probably just dress mine up in an oversized shirt t be used like a nighty
>>25272617
Top tier taste.
Open faced hoodies would also be a common outfit
>>25269641
You can rent real women for the night as well.
Visiting a brothel is legitimately less creepy than this.
>>25272590
Indeed, thigh-high socks and shimapan. Get some sexy lingerie as well, fuck could get cosplay too.
I'll admit I'd love to give it a try and own one... but $1500?
christ no. I'll stick to my hand.
>>25272691
Can you rent a real woman and fuck her without a condom besides diseased crack whores?
>>25272734
It's an investment for the future though,your hand will grow old on you no matter what you do but with regular maintenance and care your doll will be ageless.
>>25267914
can you provide a timestamp with the doll OP ???
post face of doll
>>25272690
maybe some thigh high socks too?
but honestly I wouldn't be dropping loads of money on clothes for a doll. I'm just fucking the thing, it's going to be taken outside so just things to give it some sort of protection while moving it around are enough for me plus that's the sort of shit girls actually wear
>>25272772
>can you provide a timestamp with the doll OP ???
If you do please write it on her titties
>>25272792
> it's NOT going to be taken outside
ffs lads
>>25268065
Wow, that is a lot of work. First time I ever did something like this I was 18, I had a gf who was 16, she wasn't virgin and I didn't expect her to be, because pretty girls usually lose their virginity when they're as young as 14. The thing I imagine that I would miss if I bought myself a sexdoll is the eye contact. An important part of sex is the approval and affection, a look, a gentle touch on the back, a moan, something like that. The best thing I know is when I talk myself into getting analsex and insert my penis to fast, so she doesn't like it, and makes those really cute faces, that is really something. Your dick size might just be average, but right then and there you feel like you're tearing her apart with your giant cock. How do you go about all the other stuff you miss? Like handholding, shopping at the grocery store, helping each other make dinner and stuff like that? Do you still have to do all that alone? Do you ever imagine her as a person and talk to her? Sounds hard to be you, you need to get everything you can out of that doll. Or maybe just get a cuteboy like Saika, that would improve things.
![angry_pepe[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/T0cMZyV.jpg "angry_pepe[1].jpg")
>>25272844
Or maybe you could get THE HELL OUT YOU FUCKING NORMIEEEEEEEEE
>>25268378
After you've cum and you're naked in the bathroom scooping cum out of a sex doll, do you ever think: Yeah, I never imagined things turning out this way for me.
And how can you buy a new sex doll after all that she's given you. Don't you feel a little connected?
>>25272691
The only creepy part about prostitution is that a government-paid drone can stop you and still claim to be earning an honest living. There's nothing creepy about fuckdolls, or enhancing their live-in girlfriend features - clothes, whatever.
Honestly, the way women are these days I'd rather just do this. Sucks about it not staying warm though.
If you, let's say, had a fetish for a certain type of clothing, and dressed the doll up so you pretty much couldn't feel her skin anyway, how would a TPE sex doll feel?
>>25272429
this site is for people who are 18+ my young friend
>>25273434
You the anon from the fetish thread a few days ago?
>>25273525
m-maybe, senpai
>>25273722
What's this familia? I didn't read it? Permalink?
>>25273762
>>25273525
>>25273722
>>25213725 this thread?
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