>He is over 5'6
>He has more masculine than feminine features
>He doesn't shave all of his body
>He doesn't play with his boypussy daily
>>25267264
>tfw I'm 5'5 and everyone says I'm a feminine lesbian on the inside
Shaving is a hassle (and I don't grow hair anyway) and lewd stuff is for deviants which I am not.
The REAL red flag though is
>has a y chromosome
>tfw can't lick my own bp
It just smells so nice, I want to kiss and suck on my bp
tfw no mikudom
Is adding tiny amounts of censoring that doesn't really censor anything a running joke/gag in adult Chinese cartoons?
>tfw doing squats and lunges for a year
>tfw my briefs are getting smaller and tighter, and fit more like panties now
>tfw instaboner when I feel my ass and thighs jiggle when walking naked
>>25267383
>tfw instaboner when I feel my ass and thighs jiggle when walking naked
s-stop making my dick hard anon...pls.
>>25267264
>he doesn't stretch his asshole out
>he has never considered surgery to make his tongue longer to eat pussy more efficiently
>he doesn't work his dick to make it stay hard longer and get erect on command
>he has never stuck his dick in his asshole and came inside
>>25267264
>shawing around the dick
HAH RETARD
>>25267405
But that is my job, to make dicks hard
>>25267465
p-pls no
>tfw you will never shake and jiggle your ass in front of me
s-stop pls.
> tfw manlet and ugly
> can't make a cute trap
> can't make a handsome man
>>25267465
Mine isn't hard yet, put more effort into it slut.
>>25267481
Never. You are a slave to all boy butts
>>25267512
This enough?
>>25267264
I'm 5'4, chubby and a sub.
But I'm male. And I also have a big cock.
>>25267264
So this is red flags for you alone, and luckily I don't meet any of them so no gay stalkers.
>boipussy
>>>/lgbt/
>>25267538
No, my dick desires more.
>>25267538
Show pussy.
>>25267646
>>25267690
Got to go to work, but I'll leave you this
>>25267264
This pic always disturbs me for some reason
>>25267836
Would put my tongue in there/10
>shaved my ass
>down to the skin
>without any cream
I'm just going to lay naked in bed for the rest of the day and night, this is hell.
>>25267986
Learn to epilate and wax
>>25267986
I'll kiss it to make it better anon.
>>25267836
Roasties cannot compete
>>25267264
holy shit her legs are so sexy in those heels and knee stockings
anyone else have a huge fetish for red bottom heels? hnnnnnnggggg makes me want to fap
>>25267383
Anon please do squats with me then let me use your ass as a pillow. All I want is a qt who does squats.
>>25267264
Is it weird that I'm most turned on by the fact that the girl is holding the boy with her legs?
>>25269376
I'd love to. Great asses aren't sculpted by squats alone though.
>>25269533
Deadlifts too.
I just wanna eat ass.
>He has more masculine than feminine features
Nice cuck shilling roastie
