>tfw Katy Perry will never sit on your face
>>29769953
>tfw Angelina Jolie will never spit on you
>>29769953
and use poopoopeepee tricks she learned from pepe am i correct or am i correct
>tfw Emma Watson will never spit a long strand of saliva in your mouth
>at friends house
>you drive home cause you drank
>have to sleep here
>friend's sister: "You can sleep in my bed if you want"
What would you do?
Would you chicken out? Would you rape her in her sleep? Would you assume she wants to fuck you and make a move?
Depends how old she is. It would weird me out if she's a kid. If she's old enough to legally fuck then I would share the bed with her, whether we're fucking or not.
>>29769938
yeah she wants to fuck you because she doesn't want to have your death on her conscience. Will go down well
>>29769972
Same age as yours
i always judged my university subject by looking at its usefullness its practicality and its scientific rigor
but i cant bring myself to really enjoy studying associated subjects
should i just dont give a shit about "muh contribution to society" to just pursue philosophy at my university ?
im not an amerifag so the study time itself wont bring me any financial problems and my parents are willing to pay for anything im interested in
tell me your opinion about the serious pursue of philosophy
>>29769929
plese responde
>>29769929
>academia in a nutshell: publish or perish
>Stop identifying with your ego.
>Realize that death is an illusion and that you are the essence of the universe and not just its form.
>Ignore the ebb and flow of jealousy, anxiety and tension. Realize that these feelings are unstoppable and you have no control of them.
>Realize that you are everyone at once.
>Realize that death is an illusion as well as pain. You hold the power to imagine and attain and emotion within...
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WELCOME 2 PARADISE
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GALACTIC ROBOTS ONLY
PST / NO BETA ZETA EPSILONS
sacred geometry grooves
What's currently playing is quite gay
OK, it just got a bit better, but it's still gay
Switch to something that you would find on http://jetsetradio.live/
give me all ur MCAT materials
help!!!
What did she mean by this?
Chads are degenerates, not fascists, you dumb whorecunts. Chads piss himself in fear at the sight of true robofascist men.
>do what i like or i kill you
that's pretty much chad incarnate OP, no spin on this one.
>>29769877
>thinking fascists are brutes who randomly boot-stomp people
>>29769906
Why then do women stop talking to me and call me 'creepy' when I mention my fascist tendencies?
Why not strive to abandon the normie meme of sex?
Why not transcend to post-normie higher plane?
>>29769854
Sex is actually the most psychedelic/spiritual thing possible
>>29769854
Because for some reason people care deeply about having sex or being a virgin still
Some people like to put "pussy on a pedestal" or whatever.
>>29769876
It's friction, anon.
Anybody else glad because of this push for diversity?
I'm just tired of boring white dudes saving the world.
>>29769843
It won't last very long, people don't actually like to see blacks in change or saving the day which is why they are secondary characters in most of there rebooted Marvel movies.
>>29769843
Boring fictional white dudes?
>>29769843
As a black dude, I have no problem with new black characters, but a lot of them feel forced. The problem with the forced characters is that many of them are either undeveloped, unoriginal, or just simply used for publicity . I guess they want to appeal to the SJW /PC culture but they make really shitty characters
Wow I just saw this trailer, wtf is wrong with white people?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QRs4S4xoWk
>>29769829
it seems accurate, white people are dangerous sociopaths with no empathy for others (i.e. drumpf supporters)
>>29769869
>>29769829
The reddit invasion must be stopped
ooooo I got excited when i saw those antifa running at the car i wanna see a good neo nazi beatdown
Is it possible to find a qt gf with no friends in the current year of 2016?
>>29769805
>qt
>no friends
quite the oxymoron, muh ribbit friendo
Go to some backwater country with a shit economy and it might be.
You'll also probably get killed.
>girl
>no friends
Nice joke, even the ugliest wierdest women arw drowning in orbitors
>tfw so fucked with pessimism I don't even understand how most people can't be suicidal, least of all myself
I dont get it family, life seems incredibly lame
>>29769791
Well your still here so your not totally fucked
that's a plus if you consider being alive on this lump of rock in the middle of space in our little corner of irrelevance cool i guess?
>>29769844
I don't consider it cool. Even if it were some rare exclusive experience, then again so would capture by ISIS
I feel you. I gave away my husbands puppy because i didnt like him. I regret it so much i want to die
What do you shut-in neet's do all day?
>write symphonies
>study philosophy
>study biology and chemistry
>program
>study languages
>read the classics
>eat delicious food
>post on 4chan
hbu
before i became a normie i would lay on my couch all day and play dragon age : origins over and over again using only the mouse and only getting up once or twice a day to pee/get water. i had toast and jam nearby in case i got hungry.
>>29769778
>listen to vaporwave
>draw stuff
>code/program
>read
>sleep
thats it
I have a theory that's yet to be disproven, /r9k/:
As this video proves https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o589CAu73UM neanderthal men had distinctively high pitched voices. Now bear with me, homo sapiens and neanderthal have lived together and fought each othe, and our homo sapiens ancestors won. After a massive research I've noticed that women were never represented in their graffiti, and I think I know why.
Neanderthal men were in fact enslaved and used as cumrags by their sapiens masters, they were used so much they developed a uterus to accomodate male...
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>>29769751
Cool theory, brah. Have you seen this one?
https://youtu.be/mZbmywzGAVs
Holy shit how did Elliot get that job?
Keked when she got him to say 123 as a neanderthal, thank you OP
>>29769849
ok course, it all checks out, women do prey on the weak and are unable to cooperate and understand friendship (girls fight all the time) these are evolutional disadvantages they inherited from their primordial ancestor. We could also cite the bible and say something even more ludicrous but interesting nonetheless: god made eve from a rib of adam, this is clearly implying that, much like dogs, the homo sapiens has domesticated a consciousless monkey (the neanderthals) which eventually became self-aware enough to fight...
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Asian guy here.
We all know Asian women love white men, but what about black men?
>>29769748
It happens, but it is rare in my experience. Most Asian parents teach their children to be wary of other races, especially blacks. Some parents go as far to disown their kids if they date or get married to a black man.
Blacks will have the most luck with second generation Asian Americans or third generation Asian Americans. They are likely to be more liberal when it comes to dating.
>>29769861
Love knows no barriers, friends.
>>29769748
Blacks are pretty much the new white people now thanks to pop culture and music, Asian women will be flocking to them in no time
>tfw poorfag NEET
>tfw will never EVER be able to make money
>>29769691
Money is the root cause of all evil, so why would I want to make money?
>>29769691
Stop with your fucking excuses already. You think life handed me anything?
No. The ONLY thing I had was a successful, business-savvy father who gave me a small loan of a million dollars, sent me to a good school, and told me that I'm great every day of my life. I had to build everything from scratch. Everyone can do that. People like you are just looking for reasons to stay in your bubble of self-pity.
>that image
>imblynigger people need to work in today's age, anyway
If capitalism wasn't so effective at keeping the poor poor, and the rich rich, then we would only need to work for about 5-10 hours per week to keep the world in the same state as it is in now.
First-worlders live consumer lifestyles. Go back before industrial times, and 95% of jobs involved food production. Go back to the start of the industrial time, and 99% of jobs involved either food or fuel production. But now that we have...
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I'm about to make myself some tendies and want to know what the best sauce would be.
>>29769671
I kek'd at this. Not sure why though.
Never used sauce, just got a special kind of mustard and used that.
>>29769671
the left drawer in my desk is filled with nothing but ranch, sweet n sour, and honey mustard all from jack in the box. there's 4 rows by 5 columns stacked 3 high. i also have a bunch of taco bell diablo sauce off to the side. whats your address, ill send you all of them
buttermilk ranch.
though I have heard arguments made that honey mustard is the true robot tendie dip. Can anyone else confirm this? It has been bothering me for a while and I would like to know so when I get tendies next I am making the right decision.