This is how I spent last weekend. That is me in the middle with two FWBs. I think I might just make it bros. Thanks for the advice and kind words /r9k/ from guiding me from robot to Chad. I'm living proof you don't need money, fame, or good looks to get laid. We're all gonna make it bros. Believe and you'll succeed my guys stay 1hunna
FUCK YOU
GET THE FKEK OUT REEEEim glad for you lad :OK_HAND:
>>27075020
this man speaks truth. Give off positive energy and people will line up to feed off it.
>>27075020
>you dont need good looks
you're at least 7-8/10 m8. stop playing with our emotions
How many of you practice talking to girls online or on snapchat/kik? I want to try but dont know where to begin
>>27074869
Go up to grills you don't find attractive and talk to them.
Move up eventually to hotter women.
Make sure you be yourself too.
>>27074869
Looks like a fusion of Sansa and Arya
>>27074890
Outrageous. That's how I got charged with rape.
normie black kid in my class heard that someone doesn't like black people, and he says he's gonna beat him up. then he proceeds to preach about how he hates gay people and they should all burn in hell
>tfw the whole class supports him
why are some people so retarded, /r9k/?
because you can't choose to be black but can choose to be gay :v)
>>27074913
That's not how it works.
Fucking retard
>>27074954
that was easier than I thought
Who /backedinacorner/ here?
>tfw when made mistake 3 years ago with minor
>comes back to bite me in ass with detective calling 8 months ago
>haven't heard back from them until today
>1 missed call today with voicemail asking me to call them back
>already admitted to everything the first time
>assume they're letting me know about court date or something
I'm already...
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Damn man that is rough. I am happy you are prepared to do it, and not worried.
>>27074756
Gonna need the full story, insomuch as it doesn't count as something that could be used against you in a court of law.
>>27074756
What did you do bro? I'm backed in a corner because of mindset but nothing that bad.
would you date her? also opinions
>>27074462
Considering my only standards are female, yes
I bet she like nigger cock
>>27074462
No, she's hideous.
Any of you robots grow up without your dad around?
I'm relatively a normie. I have a job, gf, college degree, but my dad was a meth addict and I haven't seen him since I was 9 years old. My stepfather was abusive and wasn't really home that often because he was out screwing around on my mom. I'm 22 now and it's just now starting to hit me how much I missed out on by not having a dad. I can't really mention my shitty childhood to people at work, because honestly who wants to hear about that shit, so it's always awkward when people start...
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>>27074433
didn't read, loser
No father on birth certificate, so grown up with literally no male influence. Probably explains why I'm an emotional wreck. Not homo tho
>>27074433
You know where to go m8. Il show you the way just out of courtesy >>>/pol
>gay friend wants to fuck
>tfw actually considering it
>tfw I'm not even attracted to guys I just wanna do it for the pleasure
On a scale of 1-10 how fucked am I?
just do it. if your friend wants to just do it, it'll feel good fucking him on your dick and cumming
>>27074302
Prob 10 and at suicidal levels, just let him raw dog you and fill ya butthole up with cummies, and yes for someone to even consider doing this makes them GAY AS FUCK
>>27074302
How would you feel if his dick is way bigger then yours and he laughs at you while taking you from behind with his monster cock? 9/10
It's been three days of exercise and eating healthy, and nothing's happening yet except I'm tired, sore, and hungry all the time. When am I supposed to feel good from this? I felt better when I wasn't doing these things desu.
>>27074203
You feel good because you worry more about sore muscles than actual problems.
>>27074203
Kill yourself. You're worthless. Actually, you're so worthless and your life so boring that you wouldn't even kill yourself.
Keep working at it and you'll start losing 1-2(3?) pounds a week depending on how fat you are.
>>27074203
>three days
try that intermittent fasting shit, if you have a sliver of willpower kek
>tfw 26year old neet
>tfw video games are boring
>tfw anime is boring
>tfw don't feel like doing anything all day
>tfw just wish I could sleep forever
>tfw don't want to eat but have to since stomach is killing me
Who just want to do nothing here?
Whoa, this thread stinks so bad that it woke me up from my nap.
>>27074139
go back to college and get a gf
>>27074153
>>27074181
>normies
Yeah no thanks pal
Why arent you finding yourself an easy black girl to fuck?? There literally the easiest race because no one wants them
The self respect is strong with her.
in my experiences, most black people dont even get mad when white people call them niggers. it's hilarious.
when i was in highschool some black kid bumped into a white kid in the hallway and the white kid was just like
>gosh you fucking nigger
and the black kid just burst into laughter. the kid was what you'd expect someone on /g/ or /r9k/ to look like. glasses, ponytail, overweight, looks like he has autism, etc.
>>27074091
GOSH *adjusts glasses* you fucking nigger
Sounds hilarious
One time in class the teacher was telling shitty jokes
>What do you call a bird that's in prison
I shouted out blackbird, niggers rioted with laughter
>100 word essay due tomorrow
>haven't started yet
How fucked am I?|
You've written more than 10% of the required word count already. I don't actually believe that you were assigned a 100 word essay. That's barely the length of a conclusion.
You are so fucked, that I'm going to fuck you in your sweet ass, and you're going to like it! If you don't like it, then you're going to get throat fucked, too! And I'm going to cum tons, so you better prepare yourself, you stupid little whore! Oh, and how about this, if you don't swallow, I'm going to spank you until you cry like a little bitch! Yeah! How do you like that?! Actually, I bet you DO like that, you god damn freak! How disgusting you are! You should be ashamed of yourself, anonymous. *spits on you*
You meant 1000 word essay faggot, and it takes 3-4 hours to make a good essay without rushing it. You can still do it
ITT we post things that make us hate existence. I'll start.
> people telling you that "life could always get worse" when they live a great one.
>i'm so alone
while constantly texting people, talking on facebook, getting 50+ likes on everything they post.
>drugs are great but will either kill you or make you stupid in the long run
>I will die in 80 years at most, if there's nothing after that I'll never know anything about the universe in wich I lived
>life would be actually enjoyable without aging
>my 20s will always be my best years, everything will get worse from now on
How can people have faith in a benevolent god?
>Baldfag at 23
>People always mention it
>If you mention that someone is fat, ugly or old you are the worst human being.
Why is this socially acceptable?
I'm starting to lose interest in vidya and its making me realize how much i relied on them for entertainment, i sit here bored as fuck sometimes just scrolling through my steam games, i have well over 100 and have no interest in playing any. Anyone else having this issue
>>27073917
Not with video games but yeah. I've spent the majority of today just fucking around on the computer and not even feeling distracted by it. Just feeling like nothing.
What the fuck do, even the chans aren't interesting. I am only posting because its something to do for the next 5 seconds
Fuck
>>27073917
>tfw have steam games
>played them all once
>don't have the energy to even pick up and play anything since I would just feel bored
>even anime is getting boring
>look at the time
>just wasted most of it looking at a blank screen
>J U S T
Exactly this. I haven't played a video game in months.
>tfw closeted trans
I can never ever come out.
>>27073402
Are you ugly as fuck, might as well post butthole and cock
>>27073402
just kill yourself
original kill yourself
>>27073402
You take hormone/suppressors? If not you should asap
I bet you get hard to this you fucking freaks.
I was already hard when I looked at the picture, does that count?
I don't find that attractive, if that means anything.
>>27073377
No? Of all the pictures on the Internet, you go and post that to get us "hard".
>>27073377
she is just too fat. Disgusting.