What is the minimum net worth required for supermodel looking girls to want to date me? Will making my first million before 25 suffice?
Son these are the days of supercapitalism consuming everything and anything at any cost regardless of lives lost. Does anyone of any societal value really think one million dollars is that much money at all anymore?
Answer: No.
A million seems like a lot to those of us on the dirt-poor end of the pool, but in the grander scheme a million is chump-change to the people who are really considered "rich".
nah senpai that aint shit, thatll get you a solid 8/10 assuming you're at least average looking.
if youre tryna date actual models you better be at least that rich and be at least an 8.5
source: 9/10 trust fund baby dating a model, fuck with me robots
>>27345752
>societal value
what do you mean by this? i'm only 18 btw i live very frugally and save 100% of my allowance money for studying
>"Goddammit big brother, fucking knock next time. You know I don't wear pajamas. Why do you keep staring at me like that?"
>>27345473
>You know I don't wear pajamas
since when? why are you so sweaty?
when did I get a sister?
>>27345485
>Well since you're in here we might as well bunk up.
>>27345473
>>27345549
Why is she so sweaty? That's going to be uncomfortable as fuck to sleep like that. Everything will stick to you, especially the sheets.
>tfw 90% of r9k is clearly underage
>>27345237
what episode of american dad is that?
>>27345257
12
shit animation
>>27345257
Jesus Christ I can only hope you're kidding.
>he's under 6ft
>he still lives at home with his parents
>he doesn't have friends
>isn't social
>is a NEET
>won't vote for Bernie Sanders
>likes Donald Trump
>>27345198
I'M VOTING FOR MCAFEE WE ANARCHY NAO
>He is human
>>27345217
>voting
>anarchy
There are no jobs because you wagecucks and illegal immigrants are doing them. So I will get my neetbucks thank you very much. I have every right to enjoy my life.
Shots fired
wew lad
Then why are you spending your life stuck in your room posting on anonymous imageboards instead of going out and enjoying the world?
>>27345052
maybe this is the way he enjoys life
I just literally shit blood. I don't know why. I stood up to wipe and the toilet was full of blood. My ass had blood all over it. The toilet paper returned nothing but blood.
Who else /dying/ here?
Easy on the dragon dildoes, and you'll be fine senpai
>>27344802
Stop fucking your own ass with household objects and you will be fine. Also, have you eaten beets recently?
You got the hemi's bro
Welcome to the club. Been shitting out blood for 5 years now.
What was some stupid shit you believed when you were a child that make you feel like an idiot?
>>27344711
god
original 374638274
>>27344711
That most of the people in the world were essentially NPCs; simple simulations of a real person following pre-programed roles.
That there were only a couple of thousand "real" people out there, and we were all living in clusters near each other.
>distilled water will magically give you cavities and completely drain your body of important nutrients
Any of you robots interested in "normie lessons"?
>current/former robot leading a double life as a normie
>I just want to see some of you guys achieve your normie goals
Lessons are irrelevant when my biggest obstacle is overcoming my insecurities.
>>27344591
You fit perfectly OP
>>27344591
>"normie lessons"?
You mean hanging out at a bar? Robots can do that for free.
Is true human strength gained through letting your actions act in alignment with your feelings, or by acting in defiance to your desires?
the latter is harder so that one you idiot
>>27344661
Not necessarily, Aristotle would argue that a truly virtuous man is a man that desires to act with virtue in all situations. A truly honest man doesn't just always tell the truth but would never want to lie
>>27344737
acting with virtue is going against selfish desire dumbshit.
I dated a Tumblr SJW for a year. Ask me anything.implying anyone cares
how was she in bed anon?
What 'fandoms' did she cling to?
Steven Universe? Doctor Who? Sherlock?
Or is she going old school with Homestuck?
Why did you date a dumbass?
Who betrayed you? I was rejected by my friends group and am now emotionally stunted.
>>27344380
Everyone desu
That's why I chose to never have friends in the first place.
My best friend when I was 12 years old, a group of girls when I was 13 years old, and a group of friends when I was 17 years old.
Remember: If you have a sister, it's not your fault you're a robot.
Boys with sisters end up not becoming masculine and macho enough in their youth, and grow up to be undesirable males. Your sister is the reason girls don't like you.
To all norms who plan on having kids - please abort your daughters. It's not worth it for your son.
Vumpfjfjfjfjfjfn
Bump
>>27343918
lel
There is nothing more masculine than protecting your little sister from swarms of thirsty high school freshman and intimidating the rude ones in the hall so they never bug her again
>>27343918
Stop seeking excuses for your failed life.
The reason girls don't like you is because you're a whiny bitch.
If you were to drop dead right now, is there anything on your hard drive or in your room/house that would change how people remember you?
>>27343781
Probably not. It would also take a lot of fortitude to sift through my 40,000+ 4chan pictures.
All those trap doujins and pictures would definitely be problematic.
>>27343781
FBI pls go away
How do I become cool?
Is there like a guide I can follow?
>>27343701
Haha this is so easy. Just be yourself, and dont give a fuck about what people think.
>>27343701
Forget everything you learned about being cool.
Being cool was never kool enough.
>>27343701
watch Fight Club a lot.
How does a male with late diagnosed aspergers / mild autism make friends at a normie Uni?
>>27343636
You don't
You accept your place with other geeks/nerds/retards
>>27343663
>with the other geeks/nerds/retards
But they don't even talk to me. In fact, they fucking laugh at me. I've seen them do it.
Today in my cyber security course I saw them, and a few weeks ago in another class again they were laughing at me.
My roommate is a fellow CS major and he probably thinks I'm going to kill him.
I don't fit in anywhere right now.
>>27343636
does your uni have an autism group. if not maybe start one. i'm sure you're not the only sperglord at your school.
if your goal is to try and make normie friends who view you as a person and not a sideshow freak, you're shit out of luck. sorry.