Any of you robots interested in "normie lessons"?
>current/former robot leading a double life as a normie
>I just want to see some of you guys achieve your normie goals
Lessons are irrelevant when my biggest obstacle is overcoming my insecurities.
>>27344591
You fit perfectly OP
>>27344591
>"normie lessons"?
You mean hanging out at a bar? Robots can do that for free.
>>27344658
/thread
gtfo op
i dont need lessons. i'm im a psych Master
i'm 27 now, by 33 ill be a viking kung fu god, kek
>>27344658
A friend of mine killed himself recently, with no warning, for being a robot no girl would ever talk to.
I just want to help people in any way I can.
Were in a time of esscelating war, fuck women. ^_^ time for real fun, fighting muslim horde in Ww3
>>27344643
What are you insecure about anon?
>>27344876
mah dick
It's the only thing preventing me to meet/date fuck girls
>yfw that's a post-op tranny
abandon
>>27344892
What's wrong with it? Size concerns?
Has a woman ever seen it/touched it before? What was the general impression?
It's just really unaesthetic. Like 2/10 in terms of penises
>small
>hairy shaft
>cut
>dry head
>webbed shaft
I cringe at the idea of a woman ever seeing it or wanting it.
>>27345160
u could always practice on escorts m8
>>27345255
It's illegal here.
And paying some girl to touch me won't change much.
hell I would be nervous to even fuck an escort
>>27344759
when I meet girls for the first time
should I shake their hand and give them a small hug
or just shake their hands
my autism has never caught up with this
also ive been invited with a friend to go to some girls house
havent been with any girls since hs, 3 years ago so cant even remember how to act
how to not sperg out?? please help. there is one girl there who has been crushing for me since hs and still do to this day, have never met her before
fucking normie life is killing me
>>27345314
pics? it cant be that bad.
>>27344946
consider suicide
blox
>>27345382
>it cant be that bad.
No it's worse
Pic related is closest thing I can come up with. I can't even have spontaneous sex (kek) because of the fucking hair.
>>27345379
depends, are you fat or ugly or a combination of both? if you are you cant go for the hug or else theyll get grossed out even more.
if youre just fat then a handshake will do because nobody wants to hug a fatty. they're considered sweaty/greasy.
if youre ugly you can go with a hug but only if there is another friendly male around.
NOW, if theres multiple women it gets complicated depending on circumstances so probably best just to do the 1/4 of a wave hand flick and say hi.
theres a lot of exceptions though.
as for not sperging? go to the stripclub and just practice banter and touching women.
>>27345430
sheeit, can you get rid of the webbed shaft from a plastic surgeon? probably only a couple hundred bucks and no need to go under. is it too much trouble to keep it shaved every day?
>>27345468
>can you get rid of the webbed shaft from a plastic surgeon?
I don't want a knife anywhere near my dick.
>is it too much trouble to keep it shaved every day?
It's like shaving your face. You notice the prickles and gets real itchy. Then you also notice the razor bumps which looks just as unappealing.
I just wish I was Quasimodo level ugly. At least people would leave me alone and already assume the worst about me.
>>27345451
im 6,2 and have a normal body
dont look ugly either, been told i could be a model many times
im just pretty autistic
no strip clubs in this country, but i can touch women and such. i just dont have the im a gorilla with testoserone personality
it will probably be okay
>>27345495
Hello. Fellow /shafthair/ here. Except for I'm uncircumcised. And I have a big dick.
Have to use tweezers. Usually I give it a go every couple of weeks. It's okay, I'm probably not going to have sex.
>>27345495
i dunno mang. it sounds like youll just have to go through hundreds of women before you find the 1/1000 that is cool with your junk. get used to being rejected. make that your biggest strength.
I need a lesson in dealing with people. People are fucking idiots. I fucking hate most of them. People in a hurry are literally the best customers in the world
>>27345628
worked retail before. fuck with the idiots for the lolz. just makes them more angry. feign innocence every time.
>customer says a manager at another store says he could come in and get a deal
>lies
>tell him i just have to find the managers name in the company wide employee list
>could take 10 minutes
>made him wait 25
>sorry sir i can give you the deal i just need to confirm this person youre referencing is an employee
>leaves in a huff
>asshole
>>27345697
I had this old cunt ring me today, I work spare parts at a farm/lifestyler shop
He asked if we sell Massey Ferguson Red paint, I said yes, blah blah ok how much etc $62 a liter, he hangs up. I call him a fucking retard as I slam the phone back on the hook.
10 seconds later he rings back
>Can I get MF Red at a paint store?
Dunno, maybe if they have it on file
>Well you aren't being very helpful are you?
Okay *hang up*
felt great hanging up on the old cunt, i hate people, my story wasn't as entertaining as it felt 6 hours ago though
>>27345768
thats good man. at least you didnt apologize. its good to get that anger out. whats the issue? sounds like you handled that perfectly. old cunt.
>>27344591
25, no job, never had a job, live with parents.
How do I get a job? I've never had a job and problem is almost every job i've ever seen except really suspicious sales jobs require previous experience
Just went to hook up with a girl, im practically a virgin
I couldn't get it up and I spend $80 on uber
My normie lesson for anyone reading is that unless you completely gave up on rosties is to stop watching porn. I thought I'm horny the time I'm gonna ram the fuck out of this girl and release all my sexual frustration. She even offered to let me fuck her raw. Fuck everything. I could hardly even feel her sucking my dick. I feel like the biggest cuck in the world
>>27345863
diploma? degree? shitty labour jobs often hire with 0 experience - lawncare, landscaping, moving company
try your luck at a retail store or a shopping mall. dont apply to clothing stores unless youre handsome or a femanon. try goods stores like a cell phone booth or food.
otherwise, have someone you know be a reference and lie about experience. say your fake reference worked in a labour job that paid in cash like a painter or something.
Why do dumb fucks like the OP come here?
>>27345900
i have the same problem anon. fucking new girls i cant stay hard the first few times until i get comfortable. makes one night stands hard especially after alcohol.
i found that it was easier to deflect around the issue and make her get on top. let her ride you until youre about to bust and then you go on top and fuck her until you bust. its way more awkward if you try to fuck her the whole time and you cant stay hard. let her do all the work.
>>27345961
Because normies like to feel good about themselves.
There's only one way out of the hole and it isn't by listening to some wannabe messiah on a Bhutanese beekeeing billboard.
>>27344759
Kill yourself then so we don't have as many shitty threads on this board anymore
