I dated a Tumblr SJW for a year. Ask me anything.implying anyone cares
how was she in bed anon?
What 'fandoms' did she cling to?
Steven Universe? Doctor Who? Sherlock?
Or is she going old school with Homestuck?
Why did you date a dumbass?
>>27344464
She was fun to fuck, but very submissive and lazy to the point where she didn't even pretend-struggle, just kinda lay there and occasionally moaned and sometimes got pissed at me if I wasn't doing very well.
>>27344532
American Horror Story, Inglorious Basterds, a couple boy bands. Didn't do Homestuck, that's for the real female meme-autists, she was more the vapid substitutes-tits-for-any-semblance-of-social-skills type of semi-popular chick.
Homestuck honestly might've been better, at least they tend to push people away so quickly that you don't have much competition.
>>27344532
Lauren Hosseini is fucking obsessed with Homestuck.
adventurousalpaca.tumblr.com
>>27344576
Because I'm a dumbass, and a lonely unsocialized hopeless case ready to date the first girl who looks at me twice. That was an easy one, next question?
>>27344599
I think I know more about homestuck than anybody on 4chan at least. Reading the /co/ threads hurts so I keep my autism to myself.
>>27344427
what colour was her hair?
> most US male prisoners aren't white
> most US white male prisoners are poorfags who are far from privileged
> rich white men generally are able to avoid being in danger of being raped even if they do go to jail
If you're laughing at prison rape jokes, the butt of the joke is much more likely to be a poor black guy than a rich white guy
>>27344427
Would you date her again?
>>27344664
I used to read it a lot, I probably know a fair amount. Never looked at /co/ threads because they were all a bunch of faggots either fighting over waifus or talking about how much they hated it.
>>27344682
>the butt of the joke
I get it, it's funny because benis in butthole xdddddd
>>27344684
>Would you date her again?
Haha christ no, those were some of the worst months of my life.
>>27344723
What caused you two to separate?
Why did you break it off? If so then how
>>27344740
She grew increasingly unable, and I mean seriously unable, to carry on conversations instead of just reciting Tumblr memes in response to whatever people said. Those memes slowly shifted from the "lol such pun" jokes to "FEMINISM POC KILL ALL MEN RAPE RAPE RAPE" memes, and I fought her about it. She dumped me, because I'm too much of a cuck to dump even a bitch like that, and it was the best moment of my life.
>>27344742
>>27344768
see this very original and completely-not-spam reply, fellow robots
>>27344768
Why didn't you break up with her? It couldn't have been that hard. I mean she was a raging SJW so why the fuck not? You had your reasons OP. But at least you're free now. Dating anyone now or living the bachelor life?
>>27344809
>Why didn't you break up with her?
First off, she was pretty fucking hot. Ridiculous tits, hips that Zeus Himself would have noticed, and she loved the whips-and-chains shit (to be honest, she's the reason I'm even into it.)
Secondly, unsocialized faggot. Outside her, my female socialization pretty much consisted of cashiers at Walmart.
I have a theory that the angry racist woman hating robot and the angry SJW men hating Tumblr are actually the same kind of socially inept friendless unattractive people. Just the first are usually men, the other usually women.
So actually, you where dating someone very similar too you.
>>27345943
If that is a pic of her I can see why you stuck around. Those tits are glorious. Shame about everything above the shoulders though.
How did you meet her?
Okcupid right?
Did she give you blow jobs?
Did you give her cunnilingus?
Were you allowed to watch porn?
How does she masturbate?
>>27346214
Pics are on other computer that I just shut down. Sorry, maybe I'll make another thread sometime.
>>27346158
You're probably right, except they have the option of substituting social skills with vagina. Men can't really say "I have a dick, forgive my literal adherence to Hitler's policies."
>>27346391
Worse.
>>27346408
>Did she give you blow jobs?
>Did you give her cunnilingus?
>Were you allowed to watch porn?
>How does she masturbate?
Yes to the first three, "with a vibrator/fingers" to the last.
>>27344427
but prison is full of niggers and mexicans, wtf
