How long was your longest fap session? Mine lasted about 90 mins
3-4HRS, im pretty good edger. Love being uncut.
Alright what do I do.
>late at night
>house is all black
>having a wank
>brother out of nowhere walks in and then walks out immediately
This just happened, he didn't see anything but he knows what I was doing. How do I deal with this situation?
Just leave it be? It was weird as fuck and it's never happened before.
Also about 2 hours is my longest
h-games can keep me busy for fucking hours if they're good.
best faps I've had.
Tell me what your thoughts are on her. Seriously.
really cute. has the face of a nigger lover tough.
I'm still interested in hearing what you have to say about her.
Very down to earth and wholesome. Seems like she has no idea how attractive she is (which is the best way to be). Waifu material.
I made it guys, I got a qt gf. Have faith, if I did it you can too.
Pic related, it's me and her.
>>27349038
how do we know that you dont have gun behind her back?
>>27349038
How tall are you dude?
>>27349192
by looking at my face, you can see I'm a nice guy
>>27349223
5'10''
You will never watch Evangelion for the first time again.
Didn't Rebuild 4.0 get delayed cause of the fucking attack on titan live action?
I am mad about that one. Literally why or how.
I just watched 3.0 last night
Kind of mad desu, after the 10/10 that 2.0 was
>>27348995
AOT brings in the big bucks since it's become a total normie show
Who /lapdog/ here?
Can we all just agree that the only appropriate dog for a robot to own is a hypoallergenic lapdog?
Robot pet power ranking:
>reptiles & amphibians
>insects
>tropical/salt water fish
>cat
>small dog
*power gap*
Chadrador
Robot with a yorkie here
Pros
>hypoallergenic
>requires a lot of extra care so he fills up my spare time (baths, brushing)
>loves going for long scenic 2h walks in the summer
>great, spunky, social, happy personality to match my own sour, cynical, asocial personality
>loves me to death
Cons
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>>27349091
Are you a man?
I want to get a yorkie but feel like as a man I am obligated to get some big brute of a dog I don't actually want.
>>27349105
>le masculinity is so fragile maymay
get whatever fucking dog you want, dumb nigger
Arcanine loves to say "marriage isn't worth it because of divorce and cheating"
Here are some facts:
1) The actual rate of divorce for first marriages is *no more than* about 18%; and it has been declining for 2 generations
>see: Keller, 2014; Doherty, 2011; Parker-Pope, 2010; Baker, 2010; the CDC; the Census; the GSS; the Ohio State Family Survey
-"B-b-but fewer people are getting married!' you cry? Yeah, well, learn the difference between rate of outcome and volume of participation
>The...
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>>27348895
Also:
"10% of men fuck 90% of women" is also a myth, and a laughable one.
First, the number of women who were virgins on their wedding night is about 18% of all married women.
Second, the number of virgin men and virgin women is roughly the same.
Third, the number of women with a 'high total count of partners' is about the same as the percentage of men with 'high total count of partners'
--For the second and third parts to make sense that demands that about 10% of men...
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How about don't get married cause there's no fucking point.
> "honey, I love you. I wanna be with you forever. "
>"dope. Let's make this moment hella romantic by getting the government to document it"
Stop shilling jewlet
>2017-1
>falling for the marriage-jew
Nice try though
Why are women seen as nice? They are the opposite of nice
Halo effect. This stems from attraction (subconscious indicator of the quality of another person's genetics.) It also applies to non-sexual attraction, for example if you see a Chad, many male normies will try to befriend him for elevated social status and protection (this mattered much more in tribal days.)
>>27348808
Because your mum was nice. Or was supposed to be, anyway.
>>27348808
cause feminism
You roaches are nothing more than a game to me. All following me blindly like sheep, unaware of your true master.
And remember, even if a pawn becomes a queen, it is still just another piece.
fuckinnn nerddd
>>27348815
We've got one roach already.
How pathetic.
>>27348901bausagd kjhleihiujhbgerwasiuhybgerwauj8nhjnVDShdhiubckn cxzc pkcsa
>doing assessment
>even after constant back and forth discussions with the lecturer I am not really entirely sure of what I am doing
>I've spent nearly 15 hours on the paper and only managed to put together 500 or so words
>It's due next week
>Not sure if the 500 words I have are even what Im supposed to do
>From what I've been told this particular unit is supposed to be really...
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>doing school
Fuck I hate nerds
>>27348794
>he thinks im doing it because i actually want to do it
im just trying to avoid the real world for as long as possible
>>27348812
University is fucking easy m8. Especially if you're American.
>watching tokyo ghoul
>get to second season
>start to get annoyed at how unrealistic the friendships are
>realise the whole damn thing is unrealistic but only the friendships get to me
>have to turn it off because I start to envy the main character for having such good friends
>decide to watch my fav anime instead
>Angel Beats
>the...
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>Angel Beats is favorite anime
Maybe you should try watching something that isn't total garbage, anon? I mean, anime is stupid bullshit for manchildren, sure, but when you're watching it for a good portrayal of actual human interactions you're doing it wrong in the first place.
Anime is chiefly for cute girls and cool fights that make no sense. The stories are pretty much always fucking dumb (less, even LoGH is shit). Direct your escapism to other aspects of the medium.
>because they've never acted like that towards me
Brutal. If you stop comparing yourself to anime characters maybe you'll enjoy them again.
How do you robots pass the time waiting for death?
Posting here , drinking a lot and day dreaming about how life could have been.
You might as well stick around. Your feelings will eventually go away and you'll enjoy anime again, who knows maybe you'll get to live through an apocalyptical situation and it'll make everything better for us.
>>27348750
What would you say is a good anime? Welcome to the NHK started all of this.
>Direct your escapism to other aspects of the medium.
Pls suggest one? One that can be done inside and doesn't need friends..
>>27348805
>If you stop comparing yourself to anime characters maybe you'll enjoy them again.
I didn't think I was. If I don't even realise I'm doing it how do...
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I'm a kissless virgin in my mid-20's. Nothing's ever going to be coming my way, so I'm thinking of just going to a brothel and getting it over and done with. How many people here have used a brothel/hooker/escort? How'd it go for you? Don't really know what to expect or what the protocol is for a place like this, so I just wanted to hear what experience anyone else might have had.
>>27348545
I guarantee feeling like a kv loser is better than feeing like a dirty shame-filled loser who paid some ugly whore to unenthusiastically let him fuck her
I lost my virginity a little before my 20th birthday to a girl who was essentially a fat whore.
I say go for it. I kinda want to try an escort myself since I'm still thirsty.
>>27348545
Visited a brothel a few months after my 18th birthday. Fucked a thai chick. Shit was cash
>at uni, during a lecture
>there's a couple in front of me
>he kisses her on the cheek
>he starts stroking her arms
>this keeps going for a good 5 minutes
>>27348521
>at college, during a lecture
>Professor Lynn is talking about operations management
>start fantasizing about knights dueling
>realize how much I hate my life
>>27348521
I'm not seeing the problem.
>>27348551
Does seing people that love each other and expose it not triger you, as the KV you are ?
>See his tail wagging anon? That means he likes you :^)
I fucking hate dogs
>be me
>go to animal shelter
>pick out a dog
>fill out the paper work
>take them home
>probably the happiest day of their life
>lock them in my cupboard under the sink
>take them to a different animal shelter the day after
>get them to put it down
I do...
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Not liking dogs is the surest sign of a subhuman.
>niggers
>jews
>Arabs
>chinks
All hate dogs. All ungodly trash. Not a coincidence. Best indicator.
>>27348277
I fucking hate dogs too, they are scary, smelly and stupid. I wouldn't do that though.
whats your dream /r9k/?
or did they die a long time ago when you chose your path to Wizardom
>>27348172
>dream of having a hug tit-cowed gf to cuddle at night
>want her to comfort me when my depression cripples me
>want to snuggle her boobs while i get better
but i cant im stuck on this website at 2am browsing shitty threads about girls who ill never get and dreams that ill never have.
Kill me r9
>>27348172
>go law school
>get a decent job that is relevant to my skills
>buy small house with qt wife
>have dog
>live together until we die
yeah...might as well dream about being an astronaut
Wanted to be a pilot on the air force or just a comercial pilot would suffice
Denied both on account of my hospitalizations
What is actually wrong with playing video games all the time? If the same person who spends hours on an MMO instead spent that time reading books, would he still be a manchild?
>>27348086
In my eyes yes. But I suspect there is a lot of people who would disagree.
>>27348086
Reading improves verbal expression and general knowledge, which are transferable skills.
Playing twitchy FPS games does, scientifically, improve your spatial intelligence and hand-eye coordination, so you'll be less likely to get in an accident. Playing RTSes improves decision making ability.
Farmville does jack shit except turn you into a slack-jawed idiot.
So, yes, games can be enriching, but they have to be the right kind of games, and the "maximum benefit" you can derive from...
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He'd be smarter if he read the books.
Not that it matters. Just do whatever you want.