You roaches are nothing more than a game to me. All following me blindly like sheep, unaware of your true master.
And remember, even if a pawn becomes a queen, it is still just another piece.
fuckinnn nerddd
>>27348815
We've got one roach already.
How pathetic.
>>27348901bausagd kjhleihiujhbgerwasiuhybgerwauj8nhjnVDShdhiubckn cxzc pkcsa
all part of the plan
>>27348976
WHO ARE YOU M8
you're losing move was to choose the game dark sighted one
you can not perceive the true colours of this arena and are but the coarse dust on its floor
>>27349028
Calling it a game is erroneous, because it implies that I can lose.
>>27349073
You can't even begin to comprehend what goes on in my mind.
![gravel].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VB5uvla.jpg "gravel].jpg")
>>27349087
"you" are an erroneous concept, your ego and its property have been chemically castrated.
>>27349144
The mind finds what the mind denies
>>27349145
>he thinks I'm bound by the laws of this universe.
You're very amusing, roach.
But anon, you would have to interact with people to manipulate them.
>>27349153
>being so human that you need to use "roach" as a pejorative
petty mortals
>>27349178
Well, roach. I just manipulated you into replying to my thread.
>>27349189
kek
manipulation lvl >9000
>>27349185
Well, roach, if I were to express my true thoughts to you, you and these other peons wouldn't be able to comprehend it.
You are to me as an ant is to you.
Come on then cunt, give us some substance.
Are you properly mentally ill or just pretending?
inb4 some bullshit that implies you are beyond all of this
>>27349276
>the pawn responds just as planned
Excellent.
>>27349276
Okay, have you noticed the general decrease in original content on this board?
Do you ever think that somebody may be behind it all, roach?
I was the driving force for all of this. Those fembot threads you see, the two underage tripfags who constantly post here. It was all my doing.
Why? Well, I've created a huge hivemind that believes it is self driven. Just like this media kikes, I can subtly affect your political and social views.
I might meme about hijak every now and then, but it is a lot more than just a meme you filthy roach.
You gave my dad cancer and he died :(
Can you get me a new bike for Christmas pls
sayme tb h
>>27348807
Hi Satan!
How are you? I am well.
I am just writing to ask if you could please explain to all of us roaches this:
How come, if you are so much better than all of us, you come here to make fun of us and ack like a big meanie?
Thanks for your time.
Regards,
the littlest roach
>>27349359
because secretly I want to make friends instead of manipulating people all the time
>>27349331
What is "hijack"?
Genuine question - what is that?
Can I be a bishop instead of a pawn.
>>27348807
Do you feel in charge, roach?
>>27349380
This variation of wojak is called hijak.
He's like wojaks alternate personality or something.
>>27349214
I'm part of the sun, you are the ant staring into the magnifying glass like it's a mirror
>>27349477
Heh, looks like I've successfully conditioned you.
Yes, roach, you truly are greater than all of us!
*hahaha, what a fool!*
sure, sure. but now you have to take your haldol, OP.
>30+ posts
>no lichess links
>>27349833
Chess is for faggots who can only memorize things. Play go.
Is anyone else laughing their ass off at these threads? I don't know why but shit's fucking funnny for some reason.
>>27349490
The sun is metaphorical and contains we human beings. There are many of us, almost as many as ye King of the Roaches.
I am the mean manipulative menace that lives unbounded by the rules of human civilization and all of you low inferior roaches...
I can easily overpower each one of you in any argument with my straight-foward, undeniable logic that I am inhesitant to express, which reflects my true emotional strength and indifference to such pety irrational concepts like "empathy".
I watch you willow over your inability to accept the occurrences and events of reality, whether great or unfortunate, because none of you are capable of completing that first step, which is a basic cognitve skill present in all intelligent organisms, but not you...
Oh little roaches... your intellectual inferiority is a fun amusement ride I never bore of.
>>27350370
lol u gay
original
>>27350370
You tend and cultivate our originality because you can not produce anything of your own. We are the jail, you a mere jailor.
>all the roaches itt
>see this thread
>feel comfy inside
why do i like being called a roach??
>tfw you're pure slime
Ouch my ego
