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>See his tail wagging anon? That means he likes you :^)
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>See his tail wagging anon? That means he likes you :^)
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I fucking hate dogs

>be me
>go to animal shelter
>pick out a dog
>fill out the paper work
>take them home
>probably the happiest day of their life
>lock them in my cupboard under the sink
>take them to a different animal shelter the day after
>get them to put it down

I do this probably once a month, sometimes more often if I feel I can get away with it. Fuck dogs and their owners.
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Not liking dogs is the surest sign of a subhuman.

>niggers
>jews
>Arabs
>chinks

All hate dogs. All ungodly trash. Not a coincidence. Best indicator.
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>>27348277
I fucking hate dogs too, they are scary, smelly and stupid. I wouldn't do that though.
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>>27348277
If this is real, You my friend are a sick fuck. I hope someone locks you in a cupboard for the rest of your life you autistic cunt.
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>>27348277
same

>be me
>mom and sister picked out dog without me knowing
>fucking hell
>shits everywhere
>pees everywhere
>literally have to tip toe my way around the house to get to places
>I don't want to live in pee and shit house

They are rarely at home, while I am home majority of the day. I don't want to be the maid cleaning up after the dog. This house is fucking disgusting, on top of how disgusting my sister can be.
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>>27348332
Put the dog outside you fucking moron.
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>sitting at bus stop that is situated 10 or so metres from a person's house
>a dog is at the gate of the house, but hasn't noticed me
>get up, because I was only using bus stop to rest my legs
>dog goes insane and runs up to me, a couple metres from me, and starts barking
>freeze up
>eventually, it goes back inside
Fucking piece of shit saw the fucking bus-stop as its territory. All un-trained dogs should be executed. If I hadn't met 2 really well-trained and polite dogs, I'd want them all dead.
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>we are shitskins: the thread

get a trip guise
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>>27348303
>>27348364
can you gtfo you 13 year old /pol/ meme fed shitstains?

i am white as fuck and i fucking hate dogs because i am not a retard
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>>27348343
it's a tiny fucking dog. we don't have a fence either. Who knows where the hell it would go.
>I would get blamed if it got ran over.
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>>27348394
Buy a chain. Or wade through shit. It's your choice.
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>>27348381
Go away Mohummad, if you don't like dogs you are literally spitting in the face of all your ancestors. Dogs have been with us since we came down from the trees breh
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>>27348332
If dog shots inside there is a serious problem somewhere
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Only literal cowards who have something to be afraid of or are naturally afraid fear dogs. Dogs are almost the epitome of instinct. If you don't like dogs because they are dogs, fair enough but more people probably like that dog than you.

>>27348332
>while I am home majority of time
>I don't want to be maid
Move out you fucking waste of living space. I doubt you even clean up your own room, don't act like you're expected to clean up after the dog. You aren't entitled to shit, including a clean house, and especially not any discussion over bringing a dog to the house. You probably don't even leave your room don't act like it doesn't only bother you when you leave to get food or use the bathroom.
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>new neighbors move in with dog
>feed it rat poison
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>>27348362
>behind a fucking fence
>probably not even a big dog
I rest my case. Only cowards fear or dislike dogs.
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>>27348381
Literal coward
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>>27348219
>had to move away from my dogs
>neighbor across the street has a dog that barks sometimes
>enjoy it cause it reminds me of my puppers
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>>27348449
It wasn't behind a fence. It was near the gate, which was open.

Of course I'm going to be scared of an angry dog, standing 2 metres from me, with sharp teeth. Why wouldn't I be?
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>black german shepard masterrace
>mfw the coons are terrified of her
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>>27348449
>not understanding that dogs are parasites that need to be exterminated

but I guess you wouldn't know that because the jews have brainwashed you
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It's good to be careful around dogs you don't know, especially if their owners aren't around.

It's true that many people don't train their dogs for shit. Does a real disservice to the animal.

I was attacked by a dog as a kid and I have some facial scars.

I work with dogs for a living now.

Stop being such faggots.
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>>27348427
>implying I don't clean my room
>implying this is enough to want to move out
>implying I'm not entitled to a clean house

Everything would be better without the dog f am. The original buyers don't even give it that much attention anyway.
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>>27348466
If you honestly don't think you could take a dog on in a fight you're a fucking loser and that dog deserves to kill you
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>>27348489
>wanting these spergs to actually man up
noble but stupid
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>>27348466
Because you have literally nothing to fear you fucking coward. The phrase 'bark is bigger than his bite' exists for a reason.
Dogs make noise to ward off people they view as threats away from their territory. The bus stop wasn't his, his house was and he was telling you to stay away. The only danger you were in was in your mind and if you decided to walk over or antagonize it. Fucking cowards. So sheltered by society you don't even know basic animalistic functions and reactions. Society is truly rot of world.
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>>27348219
If you hate dogs you cant be a robot.
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>>27348490
No you literally aren't entitled to a clean house you fucking loser. Move out and you will be. Otherwise tell your family to stop being such neglectful sacks of shit and train THEIR dog.
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>ow the edge: the thread
>>27348277
>>27348438
neither of you did any of that shit
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>See his stinger pulsing in and out? That means he likes you :^)
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Dog thread? Here's my English bully. His name is Edgar and he pretty much singlehandedly keeps me from sinking into depressions. I think dogs are good for robots because you have to be patient, responsible with feeding and training, and walk them daily so you get a little bit of exercise and sun. I'd highly recommend a dog if you feel terribly lonely. Dogs will never fuck you over.
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>>27348504
Literally retarded. If you are too afraid to take a dog in a fight stay in American suburbs or cities and do not move.
Yes, you're going to get blood drawn. Nut up you fucking cowards.
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>Robots who hate dogs and post fake dog killing bait
You deserve to be alone and hated desu famalam. Any problem dog is that way because of people, not because of their own nature. You have to be 18 to post here and you strike me as a 13 year old on their edgy streak
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>>27348556

He's super cute.

And I agree.

Training my dogs and client's dogs was really good for me and helped me out a lot. When I slip back into depressed robot mode (usually when there's no work) my dog cheers me up immensely. Her enthusiasm rubs off on me and I can't let her down!
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Dogs are such nice pets, truly a blessing to society! ;)


Oh! What you think dogs are selfish parasitic vermin that are only capable of following rules set up by its master! Shame on you!!!!
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>>27348609
>be edgy guy on r9k
>defending a little girl who was attacked to win an argument against dogs
If I take this any further do you implode? Looks like an accident with fireworks and not even a dog you midget brained retard
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ITT normies getting cucked by Sparky Thunderknot
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>>27348609

Kids suck and cross lines with dogs. Some dogs take it. My brother bit the balls of a dog when he was a toddler. Dog took it. On the other hand, the dog I grew up with would nip you if you pissed her off. Fair.
I pissed of a friends dog and ended up disfigured. But I've met way more nice dogs than mean ones.
I have trained dogs that were aggressive by nature. The breed I train has a genetic problem in some bloodlines that causes strange, out of character aggression. I hate that people continue to breed those lines.

But 99% of family dogs, even if they have bad manners, aren't going to bite you if you aren't retarded.
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ITT: mudslimes and rudeypoos

my pupper lived long enough to old snake status, I didn't think to get an eye patch at the time though.
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>>27348633
>if you don't think what I think


YOU"RE EDGYY GUUYYYSS, LET ME GO TO REDDIT AND TALK ABOUT THIS LOOOOOOSEEEER HAHAHA xD

E D G Y
LOL
EEEEEDDD GEEEEEEE
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>>27348219

How could you name such a horrifying dog "Panda"?
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Dog lovers are fucking cray and really nasty people. They would go on and on about how their fucking dogs are better than people and proceed to kiss and lick them yuck. That kind of people that no one wants to be around but they think they are better than the rest because they have a dog looking up to them.
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>>27348666
And we have reached critical mass gg game over
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they are noisy
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>>27348666
>Hates our species closest companion species
>Wishes death upon them for no reason
>Posts these exaggerated opinions online for the sake of rusing others
>Not an edgy piece of shit
Kill yourself
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>>27348653
>it's the kids fault the post

How far will dog cucks delusion go ?
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>>27348679
Just as bad as an attempt as typing "dogs reeee"
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>>27348695
I'm not trying to bait people my nigger, so stop projecting. I'm not sure how you reach that assumption. Maybe it's because you do it

I see that you're butthurt now m8t you're not even making valid points as to why dogs aren't parasites
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>>27348702
>Wild wolves are the same as domestic dogs
>Chihuahuas and greyhounds are apex predators
You are this retarded
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>>27348702
>tfw you have that wonderful webm from cruel onion wiki with the shiba having its eye gouged out
>tfw can't post it because it has audio and 4chan doesn't allow audio webms outside of /gif/

REEEEEEEEE
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I said gg game over so you can stop acting retarded friend
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>>27348702

I can tell you're brown by the retarded comparison of domesticated animals and wild animals.

Watch out for that cat next time!
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>not liking dogs
are you kidding me
my dog:
>doesn't bark, at all, ever
>needs to be walked once a day then just sleeps
>loves attention and cuddles
>scares the shit out of blacks ive noticed despite weighing all of 45 pounds and being incredibly friendly
>can run very fast, easily leave me in the dust, actively chooses not to when off leash
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>>27348698
There are dogs that are very aggressive individuals, poorly trained, what have you.

But I feel that even dogs with a good history should not be left with children without close supervision.
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If I were screaming randomly throughout the day i'd get called out, if I ran up to strangers and poked them in the dick with my nose i'd get called out, but i'm supposed to take it just so you can feel good about having a dog, so cute, so faithful
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>>27348702

That argument doesn't even make sense. Domestic dogs aren't the same as a wild wolf. Domestication involved a lot more than making dogs look retarded.
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>>27348763

A lot of people have poorly trained dogs that have not been taught manners. But holding dogs to the same social standard as humans is retarded. And if barking and getting poked in the dick are your biggest complaints, you're a fucking pussy. Life must be really inconvenient for you on the whole.
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>>27348702

I'd rather have packs of wild animals than domesticated africans in my town anyday.
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>>27348749
>>27348749
so what laws do you want to implement? dog owners need to be trainers to purchase a canine? and how much is this license of a sort going to cost? what are the punishments for not having this license? because in the end you're saying that their will be dog owners who don't train their dogs and you're aware that a dogs nature is VIOLENT. You want to defend dogs, so make sure that the dogs aren't dangerous to society

oh wait now you're playing into the jews hand


The only dogs that should be allowed to co-exist with humans are service dogs, because they actually do something important besides being a danger to other people
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>>27348743
So do you also agree that it is ok to take moderate muslims into your country as long as you leave the extremists out?
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>>27348819
I don't think the nature of all dogs is violent. I think the dog's experiences will shape it's personality on top of genetic/congenital factors.

And I'm not suggesting any laws.

I suggest the edgelords and pussies in this thread realize that most of the dogs they meet are not going to fuck them up.
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See a pattern?
All dogfuckers are racists and don't trust people. It's all clear now. You're just a bunch of idiots who fail to socialize and humanize animals because you're genetic failures who can't talk to anyone who has a brain larger than an apple.

I wish you nothing but the worst that can happen to a human being. And your shitty dogs too.

You have destroyed the West. You're mentally ill. I hate you.
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>>27348875

Make this make sense, please.

Accusing the more "normal" people in an r9k thread of being social failures doesn't make much sense.

Did we destroy the west by enjoying dogs? Explain.
If you're saying we destroyed it by being maladapted, see above and recall that many dog owners are normies and people at the peak of the great western empires...owned dogs.
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>>27348863
Well you just said most owners don't train their dogs. What did you imply by this?
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>>27348909
You're not normal, far from. To empathize with a non-human creature is understandable to a degree. You're insane shits. Nothing like your behavior would have been a thing a hundred years ago.
Dogs are animals. Animals are basically living breathing objects. Nothing more.

Wanna know why the West is shit? Because people started caring more about four legged flea carriers than their own countries and their own people.

I wish I could you by kicking you in the nuts over and over again. Get cancer. Die.
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>>27348939
Damn phone
>far from it
>I wish I could kill you
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>>27348957
>Not understanding it's an exaggeration
>Not understanding he's upset at you because you're the root of the problem

Dogcucks are truly the stupidest people out there
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>>27348939
This is the most hilariously edgy post I've ever seen, top quality anon
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>>27348797
I wouldn't like it if you took all my money and fucked me in the ass either, but you might want to do it and so i'll just have to suffer through it because you could also want to do something worse and im not a pussy
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>>27348994
if edgy is in your vocabulary. you should take your normie ass bck to reddit
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>>27348994
Epic buzzword you got there. Why am I even bothering with you useless shits?
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>>27348833

pretty much, we'll take sikhs, leave the rest to kill each other
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>>27348939
T. Basement dweller
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>>27348939

You have no idea how much I care about my dogs or other people. The post is so edgy I feel retarded replying, because you're probably a troll...but...

I train working dogs. My own dogs (dog singular now) live with me in my house, and we're good friends. In some ways I'm stricter with her than I'd be with a pure pet, but it's not because I don't care for her. We hunt together. I inherited the business, the bloodlines and the name from my career-military father who took up gun dog breeding after he retired. My dog is a tool and a companion. She's not a replacement for family/children, which I'm just getting started on, she's a dog. She's my dog. I'm her person. We kill birds together. It's great. She fits into my balanced life just fine.
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Rate my pupper?
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Lapdog master race here
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>>27349095

Super cute. I'm not always a fan of dogs with coats like this (my mom had one and never kept its face trimmed) but your dog is looking well-groomed and awesome.
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>>27349095

Too mainstream anon

You should know this
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>>27348939
>living breathing
>objects

Are you fucking retarded? Or is this the autism I keep hearing about?
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>>27349124
dogfags confirmed as hipster cuck idiots with nothing important to say
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>>27348556
what a good boy look at those stubby toes
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Ahahah look at the angry dogfag trying to shame people for not liking a walking filth mop. If your damn mutt so much as breathed on me I'd shoot it and you'd do nothing because you're a coward :^)
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>walking down the road to the store
>old woman with dog near me
>dog comes up to me playfully
>play with the dog for 15 minutes
>don't feel like shit anymore

dogs are the best
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>>27348277
My name is not important XDD
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>>27348303
I'm a shitskin and i like dogs. Which probably should mean to you that liking them can't be an indicator of someone's worth :^)
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>>27348723
>not making valid points
>implying all you haven't done is throw weak bait and REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE non stop
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>dogfags
Hl REDDlT
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>>27350244
>dogs are parasites that literally do nothing but burn your money
>dogs are violent by nature, without training who knows when attack might happen
>dogs owners are the biggest cucks in the world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-La2tfyyyeY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoNOgu-0ENg

>The average cost for the first year of raising small dogs was $2674; medium dogs on the average cost $2889; the cost for large dogs is $3239 and giant breeds such as Great Danes have an annual cost of $3536.

http://www.akc.org/learn/akc-training/cost-to-raise-dog/
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>>27350315
Who cares how much you spend on them? It is your money after all and you can spend it into whatever makes you happy, just like any average person does. Come back when you manage to invest your own money into important researches or fixing the planet.
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>>27350366

Dogcucks will literally pay 3k for their parasites. How far will there insanity go?
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>>27350391
Yeah, absolute madmen.
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>>27350366
>Come back when you manage to invest your own money into important researches or fixing the planet.

Please stay on the subject in hand.
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Actually, anyone who knows anything about dogs knows that the general direction the tail is wagging is a key to knowing if it's friend or foe. It's hard to tell unless you around dogs a lot, but if it's wagging with a dominance to its right, it wants you to approach. If it's wagging with dominance to the right, it sees you as a threat.

It's natural for dogs to read other dogs, but not so natural for humans to read dogs unless they're used to it.
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>>27350439
I'm staying in subject. Saying to someone that it is bad to spend THEIR money on something YOU happen to not like is hypocrisy and a terrible argument. Makes as much sense as claiming 'well if you didn't spend money on beer like you do you could get a lamborghini in 10 years :^)'. People using that argument only show that it is something they care about and it doesn't prove anything.
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>>27348698
Pretty sure if someone was harassing and bugging you, you would snap at them too.
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This is what happens when you allow subhuman brown, black and yellow filth into your country.
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>>27350526
You must be confusing me for a nigger. However you do sound like someone who was from Africa
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>>27348303
i've not read something more true in a long time.
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>>27350560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzPblVSBfiw
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>Get dog from some college kids off Craigslist
>say she's a golden retriever
>vets say she's a dingo
>raise her into the most loving dog

She's cuddling with me right now
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>>27348468
mi negro. they're the best
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>>27350082
REPORT REPORT!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU DISGUSTING SCUM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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