Who /lapdog/ here?
Can we all just agree that the only appropriate dog for a robot to own is a hypoallergenic lapdog?
Robot pet power ranking:
>reptiles & amphibians
>insects
>tropical/salt water fish
>cat
>small dog
*power gap*
Chadrador
Robot with a yorkie here
Pros
>hypoallergenic
>requires a lot of extra care so he fills up my spare time (baths, brushing)
>loves going for long scenic 2h walks in the summer
>great, spunky, social, happy personality to match my own sour, cynical, asocial personality
>loves me to death
Cons
>he is so damn cute that when I walk him people stop to pet him and small talk
>or just plain stare at me and point out of their cars
>I do not like this
>>27349091
Are you a man?
I want to get a yorkie but feel like as a man I am obligated to get some big brute of a dog I don't actually want.
>>27349105
>le masculinity is so fragile maymay
get whatever fucking dog you want, dumb nigger
>>27348948
take my quiet dog out after hard day at work
>chihuahuas barking at us
>yorkie shits everywhere
goddamn
>>27349105
No I'm not sorry.
But I hate men that do that. Just get the dog you want. Maybe try small schnauzers, they're similar but a little bigger so I guess they're less "girly"
Yorkies are very nice dogs for robots though. My parents have had many and they range in temperament from lazy to super active. Mine is super active and full of energy to the point where it's hard to keep up but a lot of theirs in the past have just slept all day.
Another plus is that they are super cuddly in bed and curl up into tiny little balls.
>>27349330
The "little dogs are annoying shits and here comes my big noble real dog!"
It's such bullshit, anytime there is a dog causing trouble or just being annoying it's bigger dog.
>>27349105
I'm 6'4 and completely straight.
This is my dog. A truly based dig.
little dogs are all assholes who hate bigger dogs because they are bigger than them
>>27349478
Don't you hate Chad, manlet? They anrnt perfect.
>not wanting a large dog to cuddle with
>>27348948
>tfw two bearded dragons but also a black lab
Mixed feels from op's post :^(
reptiles are tumblr-tier now
>>27349560
>large
You mean human size you fury faggot
>>27349634
>fury
I think you mean furry, but no, I'm not sexually attracted to animals. I just like to cuddle with my dog and feel the body heat from another living being.
i have a doberman to keep me active because if im gonna have trouble finding a job like this i'm not losing my fitness and strength
>>27349669
Well they can do that too
>>27349734
It's like comparing cuddling with a baby vs a grown woman. Maybe you're a pedophile in denial?
>>27349811
>it's not weird
>makes sexually suggestive allusion
Have fun cuddlin thatbig guy.
>>27348948
robot who lives with a 140 lb mutt
he's the most loving dogbro i've met. everytime someone comes home he always brings them a toy and doesnt leave until he gets patted and you accept the toy he brings you
we live in a forest basically and my dog's the king of it
who /wantapug/ here?
>>27349091
Every Yorkie I've met was a yapper and hyper. Even if you get one without those traits they'll still be high-maintenance, doesn't sound like a good match for a low-energy NEET.
>>27350087
90 of big dog owner don't tho, it's locked in the house or backyard and they barely if they do even, walk it.
You know what it does? Barks, that's all it can do, noise pollution. I used to want to slap the bastard's shit until I realized it was cunt owners demand for that thing that was to blame.
Societal "big manly, he could eat your babies face and have you in pieces in 10 min, but awww look at what a sweat heart he's is!"
So it like expecting one thing, but it the total opposite! Normies are so goddamn simple.
>>27350341
That's why you get yorkie
>>27350632
Yorkie x Bichon
I've always loved the idea of owning a shiba inu, and the fact that it's become a maymay hasn't changed that
>>27350864
They seem to have good personality's
>>27350864
>>27351149
My fourteen year old shiba had to be put down two weeks ago.
Truly great dogs but not for beginner dog owners. A tough dog that put my mom in the hospital twice which was hilarious.
>>27350305
maybe one day
in the meantime, cat
>>27351207
Story time anon
Sounds like I'll pass on Doge though