I seriously think 4chan has brainwashed me. For the last two years, all I've been obsessed with is big black dick. Even my gf keeps saying how much she likes black guys. I've got a black dildo and watch sissy hypno during my free time. I even send some of my pics, pic related, to random blacks and they get all horny. It turns me on so much. I've even video chatted with some of them
tl;dr why have I become a fag for bbc?
>>28206477
this whole cuck thing has transcended meme status I think
>>28206492
I guess you could say I've literally become a meme
>>28206477
More pics. Is that your ass? I'll fuck the shit out of you, you little bitch.
Femanons, why is it you will not just admit female robots do not exist?
True, women can have mental disorders and be depressed.
But women can not ever know what it's like to actually be an expendable male - like robots. Nobody desires you, if a robot made a profile on a dating site nobody would message him. There are no support networks for robots, men are expected to be able to take everything, weakness is completely forbidden from men. Nobody cares about you except maybe your parents.
Biologists looked at the DNA of Y chromosomes and mitochondria...
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So what the fuck am I then?
>female
>21
>chubby
>no friends
>no bf
>virgin
>living off AISH (assured income for severely handicapped) cuz bipolar
>havent left house since xmas
>havent showered since sunday
>>28206120
Why aren't you my skype qt?
>>28206120
Someone that would get 10 different offers instantaneously if you posted a profile on OKC, don't underestimate the desperateness of men
Shit, a robot already even responded to you here now
My psychiatrist wants me to hand him all of my Xanax and he put me back on Promethazine(which doesn't work)
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I paid for these you normie scum
>>28205538
Lets listen to the person who went to med school.
Marijuana, brother.
>>28205538
Why did tell you hand him over all the Xanax? What was his reasoning for changing your medication? And yeah that's odd he would take something from you that you paid for, did this actually happen?
>tfw pay day
How much did you make? What are you gonna be buying?
>423.66
Probably going to be saving up for a PC
>423.66
how are you getting paid so little
>>28204586
>tfw I blew my last 30 dollars at the bar and dont get paid again until May 6th
I'll probably make 600 something though and I'm definitely buying a movie ticket to go see Civil War and maybe some manga
Get paid bi weekly
$910.15
>another week wasted in my room
>implying you haven't wasted the past year in your room
you need to feel shittier about your life
>>28204467
>tfw getting nagged/yelled at by doctors because I don't find meaning in doing anything besides staying in my neet den
>>28204493
Pretty much since 2012. I occasionally go out for a night walk. Have only been out a few times in the day to speak to doc for depression.
I just witnessed the cucking of a lifetime.
I decided to join some friends in smoking weed, we had all gotten together to drink and let loose a little.
One of my friends brought his friend and his girlfriend. The friend was this goofy, seemingly good natured black guy. Emphasis on goofy - and his girlfriend was WAY out of his league. She's this gorgeous white-latina mix with fuck-me eyes and a lot of cleavage, and a way of talking to you where she seems completely interested.
Anyway, we head to the usual smoking spot, which is too small for this many people. Usually it's only two people in there, this time there are seven of us. This hot girl, lets call her Stacy, sits between me and the chaddest one of this group. Honestly none of these guys are close friends, but sometimes I've thought it's fun to include myself. We start smoking the weed- she's holding the jay like she was born to, and starts casually sliding to the right towards Chad. He's cracking jokes, and the whole time slowly sliding his arm around this girl's waist.
Stacy is wearing a low cut shirt with a high waist, so her stomach is exposed. This guy, Stacy's boyfriend, is literally sitting right across from his girlfriend as Chad puts his arm around her, ignoring it. We get stoned, and she slides from her stool into his lap. This motherfuckers hand goes to her tit and rests there, in full view of everyone, but these people are too high to say anything. It's just that brazen.
The guy to the right of me is a decent human being and is getting pretty visibly uncomfortable with what's going on, and suggests we leave the room.
As we're walking back, Chad is holding this girl's fucking hand. He asks her if she wants to go for a walk- this bitch is clearly blazed out of her mind off those two big hits. She says yes, and they go walking outside together. This MOTHERFUCKED LITERALLY WINKS AT ME behind her back as they walk out together.
Stacy's boyfriend starts getting worked up, he doesn't understand where his girlfriend went. A few of the other people there get up and go look for her.
I was stoned and extremely uncomfortable with what very obviously just happened, and I said goodbye and left.
So yea. Got high with some people, one of them literally steals this dude's girlfriend away right in front of his face, and the guy says nothing. No one says anything. We all just let it happen.
>>28204459
underage b&Ub453
Now that's a spicy meatball of cuckery. Go on OP.
>mom wants 50% of my neetbucks
>>28202968
just give her like a 100 a month and tell her to fuck off if she wants more
>>28202968
>>28203262
It's called rent and living expenses you sheltered fucks.
>>28203262
>>28202968
That's the cost of being a parasite. Not sure what you expect.
ASMR fags get in here
she is a degenerate
cosmic tingles is the only pure asmrfu
>>28202917
Does anyone still have her nudes/porn vids?
>>28202917
She got waayyy too much plastic surgery
Tell me something. Anything is fine.
Tired of being pushed around.
I'm trying to get over a grill.
>>28202758
Do you have a choice? Is it how you are? Who's pushing you around? Why do they do it?
Has your 4chan sense of humor ever gotten you in trouble outside of 4chan?
I always always keep my mouth shut and only speak after I've rehearsed in my head what I want to say a few times. One girl called me a monster after I spoke without thinking, I thought it was funny, but apparently it wasn't.
>>28202599
Once, I let nigger and faggot fly in the wrong company once. It wasn't fun for anyone, fucking sjw cumdumpsters.
>>28202599
Went to SB one weekend and was commenting on how beta and normie everyone is. Girls there hated me for how much I disliked their "amazing" school. Place is a shit hole and needs to be burned to the ground. Anyways I can't go back cause the girls I was with hate me now for my drunken rants about how everyone there was a normie twat. Only good thing to ever come out of that place was Elliot's holy plight.
Who /OCD/ here?
Other forms of metal illness are also welcome here, as long as you please take off your shoes. Do you guys take meds or anything?
>clean my room and the main washroom several times a day, can't even touch the other rooms in my house because my parents are semi-hoarders
>wash my hands probably 30-40 times a day
>have to wash the faucet's handles before washing my hands
>can't use my computer's mouse or keyboard...
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>tfw have to organize my porno several times a day
>buy the same game on xbox and playstation
>>28202170
Digital or magazines/DVDs?
How do you organize them? By genre? Alphabetically? Breast size? I'm genuinely curious.
>>28202183
that reminds me of how I have three generations of movies (VHS, DVD, Blu Ray) that have been bothering me for that same reason.
You guys probably remember me from last night, thread got pretty big. Anyway, what do you guys suggest I do for the date?
I plan on suggesting to change the time to the morning so we can eat at one of the restaurants in the aquarium for lunch instead of getting kicked out at 5 pm (when they close). How do I do that? I plan on saying "Hey, are you ok with me coming in the morning instead, like 9 AM?". (btw fish land opens at 9 so that will be best time to get there.)
Also, how do I make it clear that this is a date and not a couple friends hanging out?...
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say "btw this is a date ;)"
>>28198893
>t'll
>>28198893
Brb I'm gonna go make some popcorn
PS OP gl with everything, you kinda seem like you're gonna fuck it up with how you type, but I hope you don't
Can someone explain to me the difference between /r9k/ autists and /jp/ autists? Both are social reject foreveralone faggots who barely interact with people outside of home and work, have no real prospects, have niche hobbies and fetishes, and are commonly ostracized by other "nerds" and "geeks" as well as normalfags.
But /jp/sies and their posts come across as cheerful and optimistic, whereas the majority of /r9k/ is filled with spiteful and depressed posts.
Why is there a difference between these two groups of social failures? Please explain.
I'm going to jerk off to this picture and there's nothing you can do to stop me!
There are more pedophiles on /jp/.
/jp/sies have cute girls to cheer them up. /r9k/ doesn't.
I know there are other crossies on here, who's your favorite 2hu?
What is the kindest thing anybody has said to you? It can be IRL or online.
>you're mysteriously handsome
irl
if only they knew how fucked I really was
>>28197140
I love you
Original
Very original
>>28197140
I'm smart.
http://ktla.com/2016/04/27/teen-being-sued-after-crashing-car-while-allegedly-using-snapchats-speed-filter/
tl;dr
>Snapchat lets people share how fast they're traveling while they take selfies.
>Girl takes a selfie going 110 mph.
>Crashes.
>Takes a selfie in the ambulance ride.
Why aren't you gay yet?
>>28195274
It's a shame she didn't die. Do you think she will be a potato now?
>>28196514
Obviously not if she took the fucking photo.
REMEMBER THAT WOMEN ARE JUST THE SAME AS MEN AND DESERVE THE SAME RIGHTS AND FREEDOMS