Has your 4chan sense of humor ever gotten you in trouble outside of 4chan?
I always always keep my mouth shut and only speak after I've rehearsed in my head what I want to say a few times. One girl called me a monster after I spoke without thinking, I thought it was funny, but apparently it wasn't.
>>28202599
Once, I let nigger and faggot fly in the wrong company once. It wasn't fun for anyone, fucking sjw cumdumpsters.
>>28202599
Went to SB one weekend and was commenting on how beta and normie everyone is. Girls there hated me for how much I disliked their "amazing" school. Place is a shit hole and needs to be burned to the ground. Anyways I can't go back cause the girls I was with hate me now for my drunken rants about how everyone there was a normie twat. Only good thing to ever come out of that place was Elliot's holy plight.
I said in a paintball match with my buddys let's rape little girls for fun that was 8 years ago ;^;
>>28202599
>at work
>boss is talking about maybe getting a prius
>say "fucking pleb, internal combustion master race"
>he thought i was somehow being racist
>use the term autistic to describe anything autistic, like "stamp collecting is the most autistic hobby on earth"
>people dont like that
Oh yeah. I usually turn out ok though since I can talk my way out of most situations.
>have one friend irl
>we're walking up to the store
>group of people outside of a house
>they say hey and he stops
>he knows them
>we're standing around
>somebody tells a story about a guy who went to the hospital
>they're building up to the reveal as to why he's there
>he's got a baby stuck on his dick
>can't stop myself from laughing
>>28202599
Often. Not "real" trouble, I suppose, but the 4chan banter and discourse has made its way into my real life long ago, and normal people just don't talk or speak like us idiots. I often have to watch my mouth, lest I offend someone. I reel back 90% of the thoughts that are about to escape my mouth.
Thankfully people just think I'm funny when I say crazy shit, but sometimes it can get a bit much.
>>28202658
What did you say to her anon?
>>28202737
Yep same, my banter comes out hard when I'm drunk and go full power level.
>>28202775
You are me. Being drunk is the danger zone.
>>28202794
Can't go back to certain bars because of it.
The only 4chan saying I use in real life is the "pick one" amongst my social group and they actually get it, which is cool.
I've wanted to use "x master race" a number of times, but I think that's too edgy for a sjw society.
>>28202737
have some self control, numbnuts. You're not cool or better than anybody for going to 4chan, you're just an edgy tryhard who thinks this is some secret club. Literally everybody hates niggers and women and mories but they have the good graces to not say it outloud to keep the peace, to not embarrass themselves.
>somebody asks some stupid "what should I do" question looking for advice in a twitch chat
>tell them to die in simple deadpan jest
>everyone uses it as an excuse to jump on their high horses and shame down my throat
>just disable account and never go back
thankfully that didn't happen in real life, but definitely a wake up call
>>28202834
>being this normal
Wrong place to belittling socially awkward people buddy.
>>28202834
You seem to be implying that I don't agree with you. I do.
>>28202869
>socially awkward
needlessly antagonistic and anti-social
I've been good at separating nternet stuff and real life stuff so I haven't said much 4chan stuff. However I always have been edgy and racist in front of my friends so crazy behavior isn't new
>>28202599
>made a bunch of dead baby/abortion jokes when a coworker told me she was pregnant
That's the only big one, hiding le power levels is easy when you are nearly completely unsocialized and do almost nothing but sit at home in your spare time.
Made fun of a girl'a ex because he was a complete cuck. Her friends liked her ex and now I'm pretty much excommunicated from that circle of people.
Chose to write my finals paper on Elliot Rodger and the beta uprising. Had to explain to my entire class what /r9k/, robots, and normies were.
As long as I constantly denounce 4chan, Elliot, and misogyny in class, I'm fine....right?
Will deliver once I'm done.Princeton writing seminars suck
>>28203052
Traitor! How dare you denounce our lord!
>>28203052
>Princeton
Well, I'd assume your audience is open-minded enough to not somehow get offended and send a lynch mob after you.
But probably not today.
>>28203116
Gotta throw the normies off my trail for now. Another girl in my class wrote about tumblr so...
Someone once told me i had made a big sandwich and I responded with "For you"
>>28202599
>saying '4chan' in your post not once but twice
>that image
I don't usually like using the "newfag" meme but come on
>>28202730
>he's got a baby stuck on his dick
what?
>>28203139
Lynch mobs do appear whenever Trump gets mentioned, so who knows? In response to OP, I once mentioned that I thought Trump wouldn't make a bad president, instantly got mobbed and called racist. Then again my roommate has a MAGA poster in his room and gets snide remarks whenever someone visits.
At least berniebots aren't excessive here. Figures everyone wants Shillary status quo when they go to work on Wall St.
>>28203245
What is real opinion of Elliott rodger?
>>28202599
Playing a fake emergency broadcast about nukes from north korea destroying L.A. and San Francisco over the community pool's loudspeakers could have gotten me fired
Not sure if that counts as '4chan humor' or just reckless tomfoolery
>>28203180
it's perfectly grammatically correct isn't it? What would you have said? not that it matters
It would also appear that OP is an oldfag, look at the filename, flimsy evidence of course
>>28203367
Yea that counts. By 4chan humor I basically meant anything 2edgy for modern society.
>put bugs in my mouth and spit them at cute girls
>make jokes about natural selection when obnoxious little kids hurt themselves doing stupid shit
women hate him: this one neckbeard found the most unattractive sense of humor and personality ever. how? just browse this one shitty board
>>28203319
Overall, pretty understandable and somewhat relatable in many regards. Having read his manifesto, it's evident that he is somewhat delusional and has his issues, but the greatest issue with him is that he couldn't find fault with himself. He assumed he was perfect, therefore only blame society for not accepting him. It was a "change myself" vs "change the world" type of deal, and he chose the latter and all the consequences it entails.
If he actually worked towards his goals (actually TALK to people, work towards being successful, hell, even hire an escort), he could've succeeded as a cyborg/semi-normie, but he never really tried in college as a result of bullying trauma. Maybe if he had a failed normie friend that understood him and had the same goals, unlike his WoW nerdbros, he would've become a normal person, instead of the /r9k/ posterchild. Even a push for him to actually talk to girls instead of sperg out and hide might have been all he needed.
In high school i had a jewish history teacher and i had to make a presentation to the class about the holocaust. I thought it was somewhat open ended so i made a presentation about how it was fake and never happened. Apparently i didnt get the memo that it wasnt going well by looking at the teachers face, since i was either looking down at the ground or at the board the whole time. Unfortunately i kept going onto why the jews benefit from the holocaust and then went on a short rant in conclusion about how the jews control the world and how they are behind feminism and race mixing etc.
Finally finished and started to walk back to my desk in awkward silence as no one clapped. Also were a few gasps i think and the teacher had a shocked look on his face when i looked at him. Just as i was sitting down the teacher said, "anon, you know i had multiple family members that died in the holocaust.. right?" I said something about jews being known for lying.
Later that day i got called down to the office and was sent to ISS for a week and had to do a new assignment about the holocaust. Was forced to watch a documentary about it and answer a bunch of questions. When i got back to class people kept calling me Adolf.
>>28203617
>I thought it was somewhat open ended so i made a presentation about how it was fake and never happened. Apparently i didnt get the memo that it wasnt going well by looking at the teachers face, since i was either looking down at the ground or at the board the whole time. Unfortunately i kept going onto why the jews benefit from the holocaust and then went on a short rant in conclusion about how the jews control the world and how they are behind feminism and race mixing etc.
>>28203617
Stories like this piss me off, you put in effort and make this detailed presentation and get in more trouble than some dumbass who didn't do anything, just because you don't have the "right" opinion. That's some stupid edgy shit but it shouldn't matter
>>28203589
>Even a push for him to actually talk to girls instead of sperg out and hide might have been all he needed.
Explain every single poster on this board, then.
>>28203617
Jesus christ anon. What the fuck were you thinking?
>>28202599
I don't go full on /pol/ or anything, but I've jokingly been called a sick fuck, among other things, because I tend to make light of just about any situation. Most people laugh at my jokes anyway and they only really get offended when I'm specifically making fun of them. I try to keep them laughing if I can.
>tfw I just want to die
>>28202599
>Has your 4chan sense of humor ever gotten you in trouble outside of 4chan?
I discovered the hard way that racism is not take kindly outside of /pol/
>>28203617
>revealing your SS rank
>>28203617
>sent to the International Space Station for a week
Damn bro how's your bone density?
>>28202695
So already out of prison?
>>28203747
Go on...
blox nood
using "memes" can have real life consequences.
>>28202658
>I always always keep my mouth shut and only speak after I've rehearsed in my head what I want to say a few times. One girl called me a monster after I spoke without thinking, I thought it was funny, but apparently it wasn't.
Same here! Same here!
When I speak without thinking I came out as an complete sociopath/autist.
I also learned that trick to keep your mouth shut and think thoroughly about my answer options and before I speak.
>>28203617
>I said something about jews being known for lying.
savage. maybe that kike will think twice before trying that shit again.
I tend to say people get "jewed" when they get ripped off or somebody backs out on owes or something. It's been awkward
I don't even go on /pol/
>>28203617
>i kept going onto why the jews benefit from the holocaust and then went on a short rant in conclusion about how the jews control the world and how they are behind feminism and race mixing etc.
>>28203617
Absolute Madman. Your sacrifice will be remembered.
>>28203617
this is some severe autism but at the same time im impressed
>>28203589
Was he aiming to high with the blondes? Also would he have had success elsewhere?
>>28203884
Me too but it's not 4chan's fault, just shit me and my friends say, never occurred to me that it wasn't normal.
>>28202599
Nope.
You gotta hide that that power level at all costs.
>>28203756
I was sobbing because of that post, but your addition made me break down even more. 10/10
>>28202599
nah, more like it's developed my personalityI've been here since I was 12. I'm 20 now.
>>28202599
I laugh every time I see anything with green and purple on it.
>>28205490
I noticed so many pencils at school with green and purple, I've taken multiple pictures of them discreetly for my own keks.
>>28205752
what does green and purple have to do with anything, other than vivian/GG
>>28205790
Oh jesus, we got a live one here boys!
Someone fetch the dose.
>>28202665
I was playing Call of Duty: World at War with my roommate in college, just the two of us in multiplayer since everyone else was at class. He's black, and when I play games I sometimes rage jokingly, so he kills me one time and I just yelled "NIGGER", it was pretty awkward for like 5 seconds but then we got over it. It helped that he was a really white black guy personality wise.
I always post rekt/gore webms in our class group chat. I rarely talk, just post bizarre things.
They think I'm a closet psycho. I regret leading them onto my power level so I might have to move far away soon
>>28205790
Fucking newfags.
Original
>>28206091
Thx doc blox
My feminist English professor also hates me because she thinks I'm a misogynist. The only time I ever spoke was when she shoved too much of her feminist ideals into the lesson and I told her that I'm not that fond of it because I don't empathize with women's issues as a man and would find it better if we changed topics. Since that day she thinks I'm a little women hating Elliottwhich in fact, I am
>>28202680
Im a UCSB student. This school is Chad Stacy central although that's slowly changing with the increase in fobs and standards
>>28205480
Heyyyy same boat. How did you find out about the fortune? A friend of mine was like to check out this /b/ place but never go to /d/
Do you think you'll ever leave? I can't see myself being 30 and being on here. Then again I don't want to see myself as 30 at all,
>>28203884
Say gyped instead. It's got the same meaning and it comes from gypsies but it's socially acceptable.
Some nigger tried to fight me after I said nigger in a pub. My mate smashed a glass on his head and his nigger boys helped him leave. They never went to the cops, probably because niggers hate cops.
>>28206397
I'm a nigger and I'm waiting for someone to say nigger irl so I can laugh. context won't matter.
>>28206460
why do you call yourself a nigger i ask you
cause thats the only bullshit that you can lay tracks too
short nappy head motherfucker its all the same sound like you got your beat from a nintendo game
>>28206537
Sega > Commodore > SNK > NEC > Sony > Atari > Sharp > Microsoft > Nintendo > 3DO > Apple
>>28206537
Nigger is just a word, my man.
>>28203747
>sweden
>germany
>ever making it to mars
>not being completely engulfed by the shitskin hordes
fake and gay
>>28203052
Oh great
30 new normies about to join up
>>28202834
Exactly, I knew this edgy atheist type that would always say stuff about the Jews out loud and it was pretty obvious he browsed
/pol/. He dropped out senior year.
>>28202599
No, because I'm not literally autistic and I don't find edgy things funny.
>>28202599
>normalfags talking about bulking up
>general garbage talk about getting /fit/ and that
>unironically believe in the personality meme
>they start talking about some almost homo shit on what type of "build" theyre going for
>they start talking about 7ft body builders
>not actually part of this conversation, just listening
>eventually someone drops the he's quite the big guy
>yell out F O R Y O U
>realise I wasn't having any part in the conversation
>do a 360 and speed walk out of there
