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ASMR fags get in here
she is a degenerate
cosmic tingles is the only pure asmrfu
>>28202917
Does anyone still have her nudes/porn vids?
>>28202917
She got waayyy too much plastic surgery
>>28202944
>>28202944
>>28202944
BUMP FOR THIS OMG BUMP
GOAT asmr vid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fln3RLsvffQ
Please post ASMR vids that weren't made by attentionwhores showing boobs and shit
I just can't fucking stand it, it's so rare nowadays to find asmr vids made by normal girls / guys.
>>28203260
came all over myself
>>28203313
You gots it, baus:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZR0axcwaZ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtBRgMllZRk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQcHJ8o7qNI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s6cNQZBhmY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY09UaHYFp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xihYRJWbq0k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrQ6DTbm1ng
Ear cleaning ones are the best. Speaking or no speaking. Anyone got some favorites?
>>28203577
Tickly ear:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsLGhXtwDpI
Tingles like crazy
>>28203577
I love anything multi-layered. Educational ones are great too, like the history videos French Whisperer posts and the mathematics ones from Bill MaxVoxPax and Chycho. Oddly enough, the educational ones are done overwhelmingly by males.
>>28203629
Thx senpai gonna sleep to that.
>>28202917
She looks like a fucking doll. Uncanny valley shit.
>>28203182
What would she have that you've never seen before?
>>28202917
I found a porn star that looks exactly like her the other day. She's my new favorite. Does everything from facials to anal to huge blowjob bukakke gang bangs.
>>28203813
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>>28203850
http://www.xvideos.com/video13249487/veruca_james_-_pov_fuck
>>28203850
>>28203864
Fuck with this shite, post tingles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgtkII-O_sc
>>28203893
>Oh god, she's right behind me, isn't she?
>>28203893
motherfucker you just posted mai waifu
>>28203864
oh, i knew veruca james already, i mean ehhh.. they're close, but if anything harmony reigns is almost closer looking in face shape and eye/hair color, but i'm way more of a visual person so it's harder for me to make the leap necessary to imagine it's her
>>28203938
She's one of the few female ASMRtists that hasn't revealed her face and she already beats them in the beauty department.
It's Rashida fucking Jones, isn't it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTAVUUXaFGM
Let's get weird.
anyone else binge watch spray paint art videos? Those and bob ross are dope.
>>28203893
I didn't even know what this was, but this is unironically making me borderline orgasm.
D-did I just find a new fetish? It just feels so, strange, but I love it.
>>28204173
What, the tingling sensation? Yeah, ASMR. That's what these are all about.
>>28204187
Yeah. I think I am in love with this girl now. Thanks a lot, /r9k/.
>>28204228
Join the club. She's one of the only pure ones, doesn't show her cleavage, doesn't even show her face. Really high quality audio production, too.
>>28203033
I'd still hit that desu fampai
>>28204273
I'm sure you would.
I don't know why, but foreign languages always trigger me the most:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugm6M9dkzIU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdkTYLnYL1E (Pretty sure this dude made me gay)
>>28204263
I feel so dirty watching this, but I love it.
>>28204391
It doesn't have to be sexual, y'know? It hardly ever is for me.
Hardly.
>>28204347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzshPKqLlX4
>>28204437
It's not really that sexual to me, either (like, I'm not getting an erection or anything), it's a weird kind of feeling, and I guess I am just ascribing it to a sexual feeling.
THE ONE TRUE ASMR WAIFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CFdZWoT5Q4
this one would be great but I cant watch her videos without my dick getting hard as fuck and well...that ruins my ASMR :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXQqKxprypI
post trap asmr plz daddy needs to cum
>>28204509
Fuck off.
>>28204460
I swear, the French language was made for this shit.
Does anybody still like Ephemeral Rift?
I used to watch his videos a lot, but he's gotten so shitty in recent months. He hardly ever releases actual ASMR anymore, and when he does its usually some terrible character who is more annoying than anything, like the friggin' plague doctor shit.
Besides that, his constant attempts to use words he doesn't know the meaning of and his blatant narcissism is grating.
>>28204490
That second video is supposed to be her simulating a POV blowjob, right? That's the point of this?
>All females are caked up with makeup
>Most also have tons of cleavage
>Literally every female has a patreon or paypal link
Fucking hell
And people actually give them money wtf
>>28204585
it does sound like that doesnt it? it's supposed to be ear eating but she does let her slutty self come out a bit
she did porn so old habits never die I guess
>>28203033
she looks so much better now though
>>28204595
>All
Don't be dramatic.
>>28204585
I can't stand ones like her. I like mouthy sounds, but god damn, the saliva is overbearing here. She's pretty blatant about her intentions too, as she did use to do porn.
>>28203541
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xihYRJWbq0k [Embed]
>Mentions cultural appropriation
Fuck you for linking that and fuck her too
>>28204582
His ASMR has been ruined for me ever since I found out he personally harasses other ASMRtists and posts shit on his facebook like a picture of an ASMR girl with the caption "just whip them titties out already bitch, that's all you're good for"
Big drama thread about it here: https://www.reddit.com/r/asmr/comments/3pju92/discussion_is_ephemeral_rift_a_bully_posting/
>>28204582
He's hit and miss with me. If he focused less on the impromptu acting and more on the sounds themselves, like in his older vids, I'd like him. My favorite male uploaders are the ones I linked here >>28203541
Bill's voice, man. That's what we need more of.
>>28204680
Yeh, I looked into that a bit when I heard, but I couldn't find anything that was obviously him being a dick. I think most of the time he just lacks the ability of self-reflection, posts a lot of "sarcastic" stuff" without realizing everybody who doesn't play minecraft is cringing like crazy.
>>28204673
>He whiteknights random youtubers because they're female
Kill yourself, turbocuck
>>28204716
You sound so bitter, you need to get laid instead of taking your frustration out on others
>>28204748
Shut the fuck up and eat black cock you disgusting beta faggot.
>>28204748
neo-r9k whores and gentlemen
>>28204716
Literally all I said was not ALL of them do that, which is objectively true. It's adorable that you're trying this hard to fit in, but can I ask why?
>>28204748
>you need to get laid
what the fuck is this?
get the fuck out newfag
>>>/out/
go
>>28204766
>eat black cock
That's not what you do with cocks, silly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7rFyiWEJ1Q
This isn't so much "tingly" as it is just really cool.
>>28204888
post more like these NOW
>>28203313
I personally like Ephemeral Rift and ASMRequests
>>28204914
B-but it's one of a kind. Seriously.
Try Myopia ASMR, he does a lot of musical ones.
>>28204888
Wow, I really need to listen to this the next time I smoke.
DUDE WEED LMAO
There, I took the initiative.
>>28204888
this gave me a weird feeling in my stomach
>>28204888
>Jungle Fever
Get out of here with this racemixing propaganda
>>28205011
No. It gives me assmer.
>>28204680
I can't work Reddit.
Is there a screen cap of him saying that =?
>>28205056
There seems to be a lot of them. But I've followed him on Facebook and Twitter long enough to see a bunch of this whiny, passive-aggressive bullshit in real time. He always deletes it awhile after though.
>>28205078
I always liked his stuff.
Even if it didn't provide ASMR it was good for a chuckle.
I know I'm going to be disappointed, but can you link one?
ASMRkino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_fP5n0WF0A
>>28205078
I don't follow him on social media at all, but he does give off a pretty conceited vibe in some of his videos, especially the podcasts.
>>28205112
I don't bother to screencap stuff, but if you go to the reddit link that an anon posted earlier it'll link you to an imgur album full of cringey stuff, as well as a reddit thread with lots of (admittedly dubious) firsthand accounts.
>>28205126
I never really understood the love for his videos. I mean, the production value was usually better than the competition, but its not like he came up with anything himself. All he does is throw in a bunch of random words from Lovecraft's stories and whatever video game he's played recently and ramble incessantly for awhile. And he brings up his favourite artists in and albums constantly, to the point where I've heard him talk about Nirvana in a dozen completely non-music related videos.
>>28205188
Pretty much. His production quality and ability to keep a straight face are the only things of merit about him, the ASMR factor itself is pretty lacking in his channel. There are others out there that do the roleplaying thing better than him, other male ones even. Not that roleplaying takes much priority with me when it comes to my tingles.
>>28205281
I guess he uploads frequently too, but as you said, he draws from other sources with little originality mixed in.
>>28205281
I've been listening to ASMR since before Rift even started doing it, and yet I never had "tingles", so I'm sure my metric for this stuff is markedly different from that of others. That said, it wouldn't be a proper ASMR thread if I didn't take the time to say that Phoenician Sailor is the new king of ASMR, even if his fanbase doesn't reflect it.
>>28205295
If anything, the frequency with which he uploads kinda worries me. I'm pretty sure he works a full time job, so between that, his videos, and his podcast, he must spend all of his free time with what should be little more than a hobby. I feel sort of bad for his wife and son.
>>28205139
I've read the first several page links.
At most he seems childish at times.
>just whip them titties out already bitch, that's all you're good for
Has he actually ever said this or is this an exaggeration?
>>28205310
Now Phoenician Sailor DEFINITELY beats ER in the production department as well as roleplaying, although he does a lot of vidya shit too.
plz post trap asmr :(
>>28205362
What the fuck does the even entail? A dude in chick's clothing making ASMR videos? ER sounds right up your alley then, faggot.
>>28205338
He's included his son in a few of his videos and they've seemed innocent enough, but I've never heard or seen mention of his wife. I don't know how she could cope with all this.
>>28205339
I think childish is the best way to describe his behaviour. People calling him a bully seem to be imbuing him with some sort of power that he doesn't have based on his popularity alone. I'm sure there's a good analogy for this, but it escapes me.
bumping for trap porn asmr
will post more of myself if posted
>>28205534
There is no fucking trap porn asmr. Die in a hole, you colossal shitbird.
>>28205534
Christ, dude. I'm one of the gayest people I know and that's just disgusting. Get out.
Softly Galoshes is a tumblrette that isn't above taking a nice little titty pic for us
