How long do you think it will take for humanity as a whole to "wake up"?
It's 2016, and access to information and psychedelic drugs has never been easier thanks to the widespread proliferation of the internet.
When will the ego meme die? When will everyone realize that they are literally playing a "persona" and that the real them is the universe? When will people realize that every single thing on Earth is a VERY, VERY close relative and that we all started life here as a unicellular organism, happened upon sexual reproduction so much more...
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And then? What then?
no one cares that you do drugs op now fuck off back over to reddit
Fuck outta here OP
What was your last big victory in life?
I didn't drink today before 15:00
Got into UC Berkeley desu
Having met the perfect woman. It's a God damned shame she lives in another country.
>mfw Americans put the month before the day when writing the date.
>>28376091
Say that to my face you fucking faggot
>australia logs on
I live in a normal country but I work for an American company so I see this shit all the time on the documents. Fucking 05/04/16 and 04/05/16.
>tfw I don't live in NYC and fuck big booty qt Puerto Rican and Dominican girls
Bumping for thick latina ass
>>28376079
B-but what about the cold, anon? I dont think i could handle it
>>28376941
It's only bad in January and February
I fucked up. I'm going to quit my job next week because of this.
>be me
>work in an office
>KHV probably autistic
>develop an insane crush on a female colleague
>she is literally perfect
>she always smiles at me in a "cute" way
>sperg out and google her until I know everything about her
>crush intensifies...
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>>28376078
Damn, you are a sperg.
>I would die for you
lmao how autistic can you be to think that's a good pickup line? let a real chad have her
I think that was very romantic gesture OP. Don't quit, you've got her on the hook!
Can we discuss tulpas?
Is it bullshit or can you really date and fuck an hallucination?
/jp/ reply
>>28376029
Is it real?
Quite probably.
Should you do it?
Definitely not.
It came from fucking Tibet, what would you expect from those literal mongoloids?
>>28376256
But it's offering a free girlfriend, why would I turn that down even if it has a few downsides?
>tfw no qt perfect Danielle Sharp gf
is there a worse feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3CFEAXrc9s
Why hasn't she replaced low quality waifus like katya yet?
>>28375858
>>28376461
>3d
>qt
>waifu
heheheeeheehhe
>>28376480
look how fucking pretty she is and tell me it doesn't break your heart that you'll never hug her
>Here's you're present Anon, do whatever you want with him and have fun!
>>28375810
Fucking gay dude, I'm letting him go and calling the police.
>unsheathes katana
my sword will taste blood tonight!
>>28375810
>unsheathes penis
my sword will taste blood tonight!
Just move to Japan bro
guy looks like a fucking faggot desu
probably decided to go to Thailand and fucked lady boys instead
you gotta find a work there
>>28375801
He looks more like a stonerbro than a semi-mute robot
At what age did you all realize that life wasn't going to get better?
Where are you in life right now?
>>28375757
I'm still not convinced it wont get better. I will judge it, in the end.
Also that girls father hates her. And she looks like a kike.
>>28376059
that's one hot kike then
around 22 is when i realized i was completely fucked
im almost 30 now and yea, it's just gotten worse. hoping for lung cancer circa 2018
>failed college for the fifth time
CANNOT make this shit up
>>28375735
6th time is the charm
>>28375735
Care to divulge the story, OP?
>brother fails out of his college programs 3 times
>gets 2 DUIs and mulitple underage drinking charges
>gets a certificate and a dead end job
>I graduate with a good gpa from a good school
>no job, my parents think I'm the loser embarrassment son
you can't make this shit up
Can a simple job cure 90% of r9k?
After getting a job in summer of 2014 my life has completely turned around.
I got a good car I got a lot of new friends, I have been going out a lot more in the past almost 2 years, and I got a girlfriend in the past 4 months.
I want to get into investing and entrepreneur ideas, plus I'm going to go to college next month to become a registered nurse, which has an average salary of $80,000 a year in my state.
This was all from me just working since summer '14 - before that I was a permavirgin dweeb.
What's...
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I'm not a normie like you
what job did you get?
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I have a medical condition that affects my appearance and I cant do anything about it so I stay locked in my house all day
When will you pathetic virgin beta cucks learn that social justice is the only way for us to advance as a society?
>>28375619
Delete this degeneracy and burn that woman
Advancement in the hands of a puppet isnt a place even this gay earth deserves to go
>When will you pathetic virgin beta cucks learn that social justice is the only way for us to advance through society?
fixed it cunt
>>28375897
aww someone seems mad that the patriarchy is crumbling down around him before his very eyes! Poor cucky!
How do I get a nordic boyfriend?
>>28375524
He looks like moot.
first step is to convert to islam
>>28375524
>tfw no Antonie bf
>decide to eat something healthy
>stomach hurts
FUCKING NORMIE ADVICE
You probably didn't use enough spices, OR you made a salad and chose the completely wrong ingredients. You fatties are the worst
>>28375462
What'd you eat?
>>28375462
>eat this you'll get better !
>24 hours later
>tremendous liquid shit coming out of my anus