How do I get a nordic boyfriend?
>>28375524
He looks like moot.
first step is to convert to islam
>>28375524
>tfw no Antonie bf
>>28375541
Yeah, a little. Moot is actually extremely handsome. If only he was fitter.
>>28375544
TOP BANTZ XDDDDDDD
>>28375565
Who's Antonie?
>>28375524
find out what nordic boys like and be that
>>28375765
Well what do nordic boys like? Apart from black metal
>>28375804
bro, JUST BE YOURSELF
in an original way
>>28375524
I'm nordic and I am sorry to break it to you but I am not that handsome. You see, I got the Irish genes as well. So I guess you won't be wanting to talk to be because I can't even be a full nord, just a half nord. I guess you are probably a gay though so it doesn't matter.
>>28375804
Nordic bloke here, very few of us are into metal of any sort, no idea where you shitskins get that from.
ahhh i want one too, i luv white men
>>28375913
if you're nordic and you don't listen to metal you're a cuck
>>28375913
this map i found said it was true
>>28375927
True love is learning to let go. So after you do your lovin, they are not going to want to stay with you, so you got to learn how to let go. Sometimes giving a blowjob gets you nothing in return, but you do it because you love white men, don't you?
>>28375958
My brother is a metal head, so there you go, proof positive that nords love metal. I prefer classical music.
>>28375947
I guess 98% of the nordic population are cucks then, whatever. Why don't you go listen to your edgy teenage music while you burn down a church?
>>28375958
We have a lot of metal bands, yes. But aside from edgy teenagers and those who play in said bands very few actually listen to such music. If you look at the most sold record and most played songs in Norway you will see that almost nobody actually listen to such bands.
>>28375927
You a nigga or some other variation of shitskin? We have enough of those here as it is.
>>28375804
Hiking/other "sporty" stuff that makes good profile pics, getting totally wasted on shitty beer, one night stands, complaining about not getting enough money from the state, travelling, skiing. (Those are typical nordic guy interests, not my own).
>>28376104
You forgot to mention big black cock.
Nordic here, we're nothing special, you'll reject us just like you reject any other robot
>>28375524
Join a cuckoldry forum
>>28375524
why do you bother us with your stupid shit, you fucking whore?
>>28375524
I'm nordic, pic related is shit because i just used some gay ass fucking shampoo, but usually it's almost exactly like OP
Women want chad, nothing new.
>>28376472
wew
I fucking forgot the pic, so here's one i just took
>>28375524
By having a vagina.
>>28375524
desu desu desu his scar looks so sexy~
>>28376386
Holy shit she's cute.
>>28375524
The same way you get a regular bf; just do that on a nordic guy.
>>28376679
"She" looks like a trap.original
>>28375524
Looks more german than nordic. Cute though, would fuck if I was gay.
>>28377323
He's Swedish, but what makes you think he looks more German than he looks nordic? I'm interested
>>28376386
I am picturing lovingly eating her ass and feeling her up in a cabin by a lake
>>28377112
If that thing has a dick I'd be really, really surprised.
>>28377419
Now, it's hard to tell. Just a personal experience with the faces.
>>28375524
don't post bios like this tbqh, I found the r9k robot
>>28377543
Jesus Christ, why are Scandinavians always so miserable?
>>28375524
masterrace as fuck
wish i looked like this
I am a nordic guy. You can have me.
>>28376624
ur cute I have a vagina
>>28379526
Are you fat? Do you shower?
>>28376624
S H A V E
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>>28376624
You have amazing eyelashes
I'm jealous
>>28375524
Nordic here AMA..
Hi I want a nordic boyfriend too
>>28376624
you're beautiful
d-do you like traps?
>>28380233
no
>>28380481
>>28379526
thanks
>>28381178
yes
You better not be a shitskin femanon OP.
>>28380789
Draco, m'boy..
>>28380789
Do girls eye-rape you whenever you travel to other countries?
>>28381433
why would it matter if she's a shitskin femanon?
>>28380789
Where are you from and how is life like over there?
