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>decide to eat something healthy >stomach hurts FUCKING
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>decide to eat something healthy
>stomach hurts

FUCKING NORMIE ADVICE
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You probably didn't use enough spices, OR you made a salad and chose the completely wrong ingredients. You fatties are the worst
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>>28375462

What'd you eat?
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>>28375462
>eat this you'll get better !
>24 hours later
>tremendous liquid shit coming out of my anus
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>>28375696
Your body needs to be cleansed of all of the disgusting filth you've been feeding it.
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>>28375733
But it triggers my hemorroids
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>>28375777
On the bright side, nice trips.
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Your body probably couldn't handle nutrition for the first time you fat.
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>>28375462
That's because your body is used to digesting shit you fat retard.

Eat more healthy foods and your stomach will eventually adapt to your new healthier diet.
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>tfw you mistakenly drink a pint of agave juice

It was awful.
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>>28375661
Sous-Vide chicken.
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>>28375856
But on the bad side, I also have trips in my ass.
I feel like my veins are going to explode everytime I want to let a fart out.
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Have you ever noticed how normies never explain why you should eat healthy foods? Well they do give the answer that you wouldn't be fat, but then they never explain what's wrong with being fat other than it's ugly and you can't get sex. Although for most robots, we can't get a gf even if we are skinny, so we might as well enjoy what we enjoy.

Honestly, other than being able to get a gf, there's not much advantage to being "healthy". I've tried it before. All you do is end up hungry and tired all the time. You feel terrible.
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>>28375955
Show us a pic of your fat, digusting figure pls
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>>28375955
I used to be chubby kid, lost all my fat, got fit, still a desolate robot rejected by society.

I'd gorge myself with my junkfood if I didn't care about how I looked to myself so much and if food actually brought me as much pleasure as it used to.
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>>28375934
I can't believe what I'm reading.
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>>28375462
>>stomach hurts
PAJEET MY SON
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>>28377009
DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS

no 4chan, my post is not spam
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The same happened to me when i started to eat healthy anon. This is going to hurts a little in the beginning, but you'll see improvment in some days.
Don't give up !
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