Redpill me on INTPs, folks
we;ll die alone
>>29281101
fuck off and die with these stupid fucking threads seriously. "Redpill me on x" is such a fucking shit tier meme. go to hell you ass pilot.
You have the privilege of being half an ISTP.
>parents bring me to the beach because it's my little sister's graduation thing
>out hunting sharks teeth on the beach
>after a while a girl my age with her mom shows up
>great body and a pretty face
>can't stop sneaking glances at her, wonder if anyone notices
>aside from her mom she's by herself, playing in the sand and surf and going into the ocean
>most...
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Just talk to her next time and be yourself.
>>29281053
>found 43 sharks teeth
B A S E D
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good story op i skipped the beginning because it sounded like gay shit but that last bit was DOPE
>>29281197
Thanks famingo I was pretty proud of my haul
Who /rage/ here?
>sitting down drinking water
>trying to relax, rage for no reason
>too hot outside to run away the rage
>can't drink away the rage because with my family over summer
>can't smoke cigs anymore
>just so much rage want to smash things
Sometimes I think suicide would be better. Literally rage and anxiety about NOTHING
>>29281007
I feel you, the people who visit this site will call you edgy now but there was once a time when this board with filled with people like us.
I'm rage too op, but I have anxiety and rage over something.
In with shy gf wifey for 5 years..we use to be friends and do fun things, grew apart but still friends get a long. New girl with similar interests comes along. She's more fun, more outgoing, makes me do things I wouldn't normally do, I'm shy. She likes me a lot, but gf is obsessed with me,
Now I'm love with both of them. No way out without hurting someone and I care about both of them so much. Wtf is wrong with me
Inb4 normie get out,
>>29281071
It's not even about being edgy, I'm not mad about anybody, I don't want to suicide, I don't think about it constantly, just this constant madness about nothing is unbearable...
Hey NEETs
How does it feel that a spider is LITERALLY more useful and productive than you are?
It helps the environment too by ridding it of smaller insects. Something a NEET would never do.
Your life is literally less worth than that of a spider, or any other insect.
Beavers build dams
NEETs build shitty houses in video games
When was the last time you built such a nice nest neetscum?
Most of you would probably gasp for air and collapse after collecting 2 twigs. Birds do it effortlessly.
Birds are literally better humans than you are.
>>29280993
haha. so thinks you, but in actuality, I spend all my time breeding and raising a legion of the very spiderbros you deem heroes. I am their parent, and they suckle at my cricket-feeding teat. in addition to spiders, I have successfully created a gigantic population of mantids in my area, ravaging the vile insects that would otherwise overwhelm the area. haha. you think you're so clever, comparing us to superior insects. but really, I am more productive than most humans through the raising and nurturing of my...
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What is your opinion on cigarette smoking among humankind?
as opposed to what
otherkin
IMO cigarettes should only be smoked away from public and only because of the process.
>HEY EVERYBODY I'M A TRIPFAG ON 4CHAN PLEASE IDOLIZE ME AND GIVE ME ATTENTION LOL
Have you loved any beautiful feets today? Footlove can be expressed in many ways.
>Compliment a girl on her shoes
>Tell a qt she has a nice nail color
>Massage sore qt feet
>Draw or photograph beautiful feet
>Buy a qt a pedicure
>Worship qt feets (if you're really really lucky)
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>find girl with feets
>fall down to feets
>kiss feets
>massage feets
>get athlete feets
>get diarrheas
>>29280901
I sucked some toes recently. Does that count?
Elbowfag here. What's so attractive about feet? How can you be sexually drawn to an isolated body part? Pretty pathetic if you ask me.
Hello my fellow anons!
I'm new into this imageboard and so I would like some advices to use /r9k/ and stay comfy with you guys :)
I've already read the rules, and I think everything is ok. This is the first time I comment here, as I said, and I don't know how this works too much coming from Reddit.
Anyways, that's all. Go go!!
How can I edit the post? There's no option?
>>29280874
/r9k/ is full of depressed, virgin neets who well make fun of you and call you a normie for mentioning anything about not being a virgin being even the slightest bit attractive,
80% of threads here are depressing or autistic as fuck. If you like politics/being racist go to /pol/, if your 16, go to /b/. That or find a board that is relevant to your interests, you will always find cool people spread all around 4chan but this is not the place unless your either depressed or an aspie.
I get ridiculed...
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>>29281075
>having a gf
you can leave ree bye
Should I become a political activist or a salary man?
>>29280855
You'll fail at both.
Either way you become a slave to the wage
>>29281049
>Implying I wouldn't create my own wage
THIS IS A MESSAGE TO HQ
I REPEAT, THIS IS A MESSAGE TO HQ
The normies have me surrounded, I am trapped. I have enough tendie rations to last two days maximum. requesting reinforcements. I rigged the piss bottles with explosives, so if they advance, I can them down with me. I can see Chad, please I don't have much time left
Dammit normies everywhere
FIRE IN THE HOLE! ENEMY CHAD SPOTTED! FIRE! FIRE FIRE!
>>29281909
That's a confirmed kill right there.
I need a sit-rep on our position, report!
I've been single for 6 months now, it's horrible. Does the loneliness and depression get any easier?
tfw no cute gf
>>29280755
>>>/adv/ is where "cyborg"s like you belong
>>29280774
not looking for advice though :(
>>29280755
>6 months
Wtf man. Why are you complaining?
Who here /compulsive shitposter/? How do you act on other boards?
>just about every discussion thread I make on any board is exaggerated to some extent (for example, I can be found saying that being 5'9'' tall is an absolute curse and that I have suicidal thoughts every single day because of it, or how 6 inch dicks look and feel tiny and having one of these means that you'll never be a Chad)
>constantly act like a total retard when replying to someone by using 2012-tier ironic shitposting methods,...
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This is also related, if a shitty iceberg chart. I fucking hate how everyone and their mother started using these lately. Weren't they confined to just /v/ a few years back?
>>29280825
tfw jaded outcast
FUCKIN CUNTS YA EAR
OIIii fucknin cuntas
fukkin loonie bin queers and digeridooosCHECK EM
>>29280964
Australians are overrated tbqhwyfam
How badly do you want to be the girl?
>>29280698
As bad as I want the source m8
>>29280698
real bad. i'd literally pay 200 of my wagekuk bux per hour to get throat fucked by a big white cock
>>29281378
SINNISTAR - KALYN ARIANNA
I know a lot of you guys wouldn't want to marry a non-virgin woman, but would you marry one who claimed to have been a rape victim in the past?
Only if she lets me choke her out
>>29280632
>claimed
I'd require that her rapist was convicted with dna evidence and a private investigator couldn't find any other hookups.
>>29280686
This. But still past trauma from molestation is all I'd be willing to deal with. The baggage of rape is probably more than I can handle.
Who /smelly/ here?
Haven't showered in 4 months. I like the smell of my balls and the looks people give me on the bus. I feel powerful. I don't think I'm gonna shower again.
ITT: aIphas
They fear my smell. For 11 months my aura grows and my great fiery breath builds up.
I couldn't do it, I'm too self conscious to go /noshower/ for more than a few weeks.
https://www.rt.com/usa/346672-trump-german-ancestry-town/
>>29280545
I knew this and it made him an instant vote for me. The final sword of the uncucked Aryan, perhaps the last of his kind.
My Teuton blood and pride runs hot in my veins when I hear him speak.
Odin and the Valkyrie smile upon us.
Maybe racism is genetic
>>29280545
I once looked up American ancestors. Most of the ancestors of the American populace are in fact German.