THIS IS A MESSAGE TO HQ
I REPEAT, THIS IS A MESSAGE TO HQ
The normies have me surrounded, I am trapped. I have enough tendie rations to last two days maximum. requesting reinforcements. I rigged the piss bottles with explosives, so if they advance, I can them down with me. I can see Chad, please I don't have much time left
Dammit normies everywhere
FIRE IN THE HOLE! ENEMY CHAD SPOTTED! FIRE! FIRE FIRE!
>>29281909
That's a confirmed kill right there.
I need a sit-rep on our position, report!
>>29280848
*laughter in background* Android I copy you, this is umm, Glad Grunderdock, I read you, please *laughter* send me your location and we will be there in a minute, over *eruption of laughter*
Unit Wan ready for dispatch, just say the word.
Hey, guy. I made the football team. I have GF. I'm an a physically fit white man with blonde hair, blue eyes and a pompadour. Ha! Life is good. I got a scholarship. Look at dat boi meme.
This is robot-b3tabo1, Ive got your position covered from here, mowing down some normie scum as we speak
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
>>29280848
This is HQ. We hear your message. I'm afraid we cannot send reinforcements at this time. What we CAN do is send an air strike on your position. So, what do you say?
Watch out Betabots. Chad and the NormalScumForce have laid out patchwork security in the front of the tower. You might be able to take a stealth approach by finding another way inside. We have intel that our friend Wojak is being held prisoner somewhere on the first floor.
Red Two, standing by!
>>29282233
This is Betabot Omega
G-guys I accidenlty Wojak in the courtyard
I'm s-sorry
>>29282282
NANDAYO! over.
>>29282282
Watch your fire! Shipman should be able to repair his cybernetic cranial implants after the mission. Your Good Boy Points for this mission must go to fund that. I'm sure you understand.
THE POO IS ON THE LOOSE, I REPEAT, THE POO IS ON THE LOOSE. OVER.
Airstrike incoming! Fall back! Fall back!
>>29282896
Direct hit!
Good work, robot. Get back home, enjoy some mountain dew and video games, you deserve it!
Out of piss jugs... out of poop socks... angry farts are all I have left to defend my position. I don't think I'm gonna make it. Tell my mom... thanks for the tendies. Some of you were oka-
I'm CIA, Captain Tendiepants.
I got this.
This field report says 3 stacies, 6 trixies and 8 chads have been spotted at a party.
currently awaiting orders.
