Who here /compulsive shitposter/? How do you act on other boards?
>just about every discussion thread I make on any board is exaggerated to some extent (for example, I can be found saying that being 5'9'' tall is an absolute curse and that I have suicidal thoughts every single day because of it, or how 6 inch dicks look and feel tiny and having one of these means that you'll never be a Chad)
>constantly act like a total retard when replying to someone by using 2012-tier ironic shitposting methods, accuse everyone of being normies/newfags/reddit/women/underage b&/edgy teenagers, might combine this with an actual semi-constructive argument but it's never really shitpost-free
>am currently normieposting post-ironically, use xD and other shitty emoticons or typing styles all the time, always remember to use them on boards like /a/ where a single :) can cause the rage of dozens of neckbeards and even derail a thread early on
>pretend to be a redditor for no fucking reason, constantly claim to be from there even when it's irrelevant to the discussion (and always when someone tells me if I'm a newfag due to the post-ironic normieposting they might not catch), been banned for this at least a couple of times now
>don't even give a shit if I'm BTFO in any "argument" anymore because it was never really constructive to start with
>have no idea how I started doing this, posting normally feels like it's a huge effort now
What drives a man to this absolutely retarded degree of shitposting? I'm not Australian. I don't even frequent [s4s].
This is also related, if a shitty iceberg chart. I fucking hate how everyone and their mother started using these lately. Weren't they confined to just /v/ a few years back?
>>29280825
tfw jaded outcast
FUCKIN CUNTS YA EAR
OIIii fucknin cuntas
fukkin loonie bin queers and digeridooosCHECK EM
>>29280964
Australians are overrated tbqhwyfam
>>29280825
what level is sudaca memes like "una vela" or 100 tifikos?
>>29280726
>mfw I actually came across an obscure deep web meme
Wew lads I finally reached the bottom of the iceberg
>>29281178
Post that meme you fucking faggot.
I like to post funny responses to serious asking, use smug faces to say stupidities and pretend to be baited until someone says: hurr how could you bait that you fucking idiot. Also like to support derailers some times and shitpost on another sub boards with funny images of animal faces or low resolution pictures of dogs
>>29280726
Nearly everything I post isn't true (at last on /r9k/). Not exaggerated, but just plain untrue.
This reply is probably the first I've done in months that isn't.
>>29280726
I get in the mood for this sort of thing once every couple of months. I find it hilarious. But most of the time this kind of shit doesn't even raise a grin for me, funny.
>>29280726
>your shitposting methods
I think I've been trolled by you a couple of times
Not the OP, but my shitposting methods are as follows:
>Come up with some story about how I fucked a prostitute/porn star
>Be as vague as possible so hopefully nobody can disprove it
>Have a problem occur somewhere near the middle of the story to make it more "realistic"
>Story usually end with a "it wasn't what I expected" vibe
>Repeat the same shit over and over but with different names
>>29281792
I've seen you a couple of times.
my methods are more subtle...like a shadow on a dark mountainI post dank dogs to hide my seemingly endless pain and suicidal tendencies
>>29281850
How sure are you?
List some threads and I'll tell you if you're right or not.
>>29281868
a couple of days ago one claiming to have fucked a porn star, and long ago another thread about describing the experience of fucking an escort
>>29281953
That's too vague.
I've posted threads about fucking porn stars, but not a couple days ago, and I've posted threads about fucking escorts "long ago" so I suppose you're right there.
>>29280726
Being a pathetic sack of shit is the only e4xplanation I'Ve got for your behavior. I shitpost too and I believe everyone does, but like memes, you should use this sparingly and when the context is right to shitpost, otherwise you saturate the pool and kill the horse early on. It's not normal to be beating a dead horse of a joke when the joke is not older than a few days at most.
I'll never understand compulsive shitposters like you and attention whores. I get that you're probably compensating for a lack of something in your pitiful existence, but you are acctively lowering the bar on a website where the bar was in challenger's deep territory.
Just fucking stop already!
>>29282008
>U JUST GOTTA STOP BRO :)
>>29281997
I don't enter those kind of threads. thats why its so vague. sorry m8
>>29282072
Can't wait for (You) rehab.
Because like most of us you have come to realize that shitposting is the only real way to get consistent (You)s.
>>29282134
a-all of this time sempai...it was attention whoring!
there are people here right now who don't shipost.
>>29282219
i just call it youfarming. Trying to see how many people i can trigger with a single post. There's nothing like leaving a thread then coming back an hour later to see 3+ (You)s on your shit.
