Today I cried for the first time since April 15, 2015.
What happened, anon?
Do you want company?
Last time I cried, I was 13.
I'm 29 now.
>>29286514
Today, I cried for the first time since yesterday.
Do you consider yourself to be well dressed /r9k/?
I've gotten compliments so I'd say so. Even though I don't try much
T-shirt and jeans. Always. I never think about how I dress.
>>29286376
That guy reminds me of a 1930s accountant.
oregano momflex
>>29286287
Im 27, religious, and straight
Its not gay if the other guy wears a skirt
You almost had me
I'm 26 andstraight
Exactly same, what the fuck.
can we please have a good old fashioned feels thread?
>real world will never contain the same amount of cuteness as this
why live
NIGGERS AND AIDS
op here thanks for posting guys sure as hell beats lonelieness or however the fuck you spell it
Hi robots. This is to anyone on disability in Canada. First off, I'm not here to write about how hard my life is, and how woe is me. I just need to know how to get on odsp. I'm extremely depressed, and about to get kicked out of my dads house. I've been on EI for the past couple of months, and it's about to run out. If this doesn't work out, my only other option is suicide or be homeless.
Thank you to anyone who's taken the time to read this, i know you probably have a harder life than i do, and worse problems.
Tldr: How to get odsp for depression
Anything? anyone?
Sorry that r9k isn't as feely as it used to be. I don't know anything about getting on odsp, or what that is actually. If you cry "I was thinking about suicide maybe" to a therapist or mood disorder person, and ask to try odsp, that might work. I shows that you want to try something, and that they probably should try it just because you might kill yourself, it gives urgency. I dunno if this will work, but it's worth a try, I'm getting tested for autism because I asked to, not sure if ccommenting on existentialism and anhedonia had anything to do...
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>>29285843
you have to convince them you are too aspy to make money, it helps if you can convince them you are schizo. dress nicely, not like a worthless hippie.
>summer
>horseflies bees and wasps everywhere
Fuck this shit
>>29285802
Man up you pussy
Original
>>29285961
Fuck you. Flying, stinging insects are disgusting.
>>29285802
>own a spider and carnivorous plants
Problem solved, in fact I welcome them into my home.
Need some rare wojaks for my folder m8s
>>29285371
the feel is reel
>>29285371
Here you go frienderoni
>>29285371
The robot can suck my dwarfcock
Reminder that you cant be a real robot unless you have a jaw this weak. Be honest, how fucked am I?
>>29284937
Your Adam's apple is the same size as your chin kek
It could be worse
It could always be worse
itcouldbeworsebloxx
>>29284937
> ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION KILL YOURSELF RIGHT NOW
About this fucked i guess
What's your longest Nofap streak, robots?
22 days as of today.
A little over 2 years
>>29284794
4 days is my record
> Be me
> Be 9
> Wake up one night when I hear windows breaking
> Three guys enter our house and begin to look around for stuff
> Dad finds me and tells me to stay with my mom and sister
> Dad pulls out his Mossberg 500 from under the bed and stands by the door
> Fires off two shells as they try and enter the door
> One shoots...
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Why didn't they say something like "but the criminals wouldn't have had guns either"?
>>29285181
Because then three criminals would overpower one man and rape his family.
>tfw leaning libcuck
>full on believe in the right to bear arms
>own a Finnish Mosin and my grandfather's old Walther
>carry Mosin in my truck and Walther on my belt wherever I go
idk m80 maybe you shouldn't generalize?
I just graduated college and I'm deep shit now. Never did anything for experience, never made friends or talked to anyone ever, so of course no references either, what the fuck do I do? my resume is literally just my degree and fucking bullshit skills like microsoft office and halfway decent spanish
for references can I just e-mail random professors or what? If they know me at all they probably know me as the kid who sat in the back alone and played on his laptop or phone most of the time and got crap grades.
experience I have fucking nothing.
just...
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>>29284615
> just graduated college and I'm deep shit now. Never did anything for experience, never made friends or talked to anyone ever, so of course no references either, what the fuck do I do? my resume is literally just my degree and fucking bullshit skills like microsoft office and halfway decent spanish
same except I'm a retard who dropped out of college so I don't even have that
>go to apply for a job
>see...
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>>29284615
All you need in life are pictures
Pictures of Ayano-chan
Americorps or PeaceCorps might be your best option. You can try and get a professor to write you a LOR, but don't expect anything stellar.
>started a small IT business
>making good profit
>only hire based on ability and not who knows who
>normalfag employees try to "recommend" their friends to me
>tell them we don't do nepotism
>they get extremely asshurt that I won't let people cheat in life just for being Chad
Feels extremely good man. I started my own business because of this, and now I get...
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I don't have any experience. How am I supposed to get a job then?
Also could you recommend any resources for getting into it on my own?
Well done pal
>>29284248
I love you OP. you're the man if this is real. Fuck this job market and fuck HR.
Talk with random robots on omegle since you don't have real friends to talk to
tags: r9k, r9komegle, 4chandon't shit up the threads by skipping actual robots while looking for attention whores
>>29284036
>getting on cam
these ppl aren't robots
>>29284056
being a robot doesnt make you a faggot anon?
jesus if this guy lifted and wasn't such a nerd he'd fuck your oneitis
>another >tfw no fat belly gf thread
>tfw multiple online belly gfs
>>29283578
you need to get lost chad
>>29283595
Does this look like a Chad bicep to you?
Things you learned a little too late in life...
>that girls don't love the same way boys do..
There is no such thing as a smart women
romantic love does not exist
>>29282660
That being passive is fucking retarded and you should fight if someone fucks with you.