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Reminder that you cant be a real robot unless you have a jaw
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Reminder that you cant be a real robot unless you have a jaw this weak. Be honest, how fucked am I?
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>>29284937
Your Adam's apple is the same size as your chin kek
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It could be worse

It could always be worse

itcouldbeworsebloxx
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>>29284937
> ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION KILL YOURSELF RIGHT NOW
About this fucked i guess
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>>29284937
unfortunate but at least you look human
my chin is as bad as >>29285009 a.k.a. genetic garbage tier, I have to constantly jut out my chin just for it to look like yours OP.
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One of the few things I thank God daily on is the fact that I don't have a chin and jaw like this.

I mean I'm not Bruce Campbell or anything, but it's decent. People with chins like this look so uncanny valley, like they're not real people or something.

I feel the same way about fat people.
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>>29284937
Reminded me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CxnGMcz5os
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You can fly to south korea and get a top quality chin surgery for like 10k
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Can I still browse r9k?
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>>29284937
I think it's the leftover baby fat on the face making your jaw look like that.

You gotta figure out how to lose body fat and pray it eventually comes off your face

You have a jaw, it's like abs often it's buried under fat.
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you're still white, thus can never be a robot
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i used to have a jaw like that, no joke. just will it out; force yourself to be used to an underbite. it will save you from having to remove your wisdom teeth too
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>>29284937
>>29285009

There is surgery for this, you know that right?
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>>29284937
>tfw your lips come out further than your chin making you look like a freak
JUST
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>>29284937
Hi Ross O'Donovan

>>29285009
Hi Marilyn Manson

Try whining harder.
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>>29285314

I do this, but dentists/orthodontists have warned me this will lead to huge problems later on in life as you are severely damaging your jaw muscles and especially nerves and blood vessels by doing this (as its not made to be held that way), fix it by removing your widsom teeth or having jaw surgery (the one where they move it forward), or just keep it natural but look omega.
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>>29284937
>Le u cant b a robot unless this xDDDDDD

Shut the fuck up already. 4chan isn't some exclusive club with special requirements.
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>>29285372

>said Chad
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>>29285361
>asking someone who does X if you need to have X done

there's an infographic floating around somewhere but i cant be asked to look for it
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Reminder that you can't be a robot if you have these https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Organ_(anatomy)
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>be me
>somewhat large hook nose
>weak chinlet

i look like a down syndrome hawk
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Am I a jawlet? Am I aloud to post here
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>>29285285
Definitely keep browsing lol
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>>29285692
Not a jawlet, but that shave that shit off. Tasteful scruff only.
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>>29285745
I'm too goddamn lazy too shave.
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>>29285692
you have a normal jaw and you rock that scruff well, don't listen to >>29285745 he's just one of those faggots that thinks everyone should be shaved and have short hair.
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Weak chin nigger that I am...
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>>29285844
your hairline is probably worse than your chin tbqh
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>>29284937
Yep I basically got that jaw. I can manually push my jaw out to look normal without much effort. In fact, if I line up my back molars my jaw looks normal but for som reason my lower jaw likes to hang a few cm back resting naturally.
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>>29285725

Am i man enough now senpai?
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>>29285945
Letting hair grow to do dreadlocks desu
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>>29285844
Pretty average desu.
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>>29286125
disgusting

oc
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Not that bad, eh guys?
>tfw having red cheeks makes me look even worse
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>>29286206
You dont know shit
Light skinned with a gold teeth and dreadlocks you have no idea how this is beautiful
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>>29286351
First thing tomorrow buy yourself a shotgun and cover your parents' bedsheets with your brain. You are a lost case and will die alone.
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>>29285998
Daddy will slap that little chinny
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>>29286427
too bad i don't have a shotgun permit or live with my parents
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>>29286351
not that bad, you could definitely get a gf if you're funny
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>>29284937
>>29285009
>>29286351
Literally the only reason why your jaw/mouth looks like shit is because you fuckers have had shit posture and have eaten shit food your entire lives. It has absolutely nothing to do with genetics, only your environmental circumstances and situation.
Youve more than likely had breathed through your nose your entire life, but your forward head posture forced your tongue to drop down into your mouth and force you to breathe "through your throat" instead of breathing directly through your nose.
Reply to this for advice on how to gradually fix this
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>>29287169
I don't think there's any way to fix this, enlighten me anon
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>>29286419
>dat A$ap Rocky aesthetic
Hope you pull it off little niglet.
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>>29286351
Rosacea is a hell of a drug familia
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>>29287251
If youre over the age of 21, or whatever the age in which development is finished, there really is no way to obtain a perfect model like jaw/mouth. If thats your goal, your only option is double jaw surgery.
You can do a bunch of shit to fix it though. Such as eating harder foods along with eating more and eating consistently. A big one would be to fix your posture and force the back of your tongue to touch the roof of your mouth, along with the rest of your tongue. It may not even fit because of your narrow palate, but you should still force as much of it as you can. You may even have to flex your facial muscles/cheeks to hold themselves up, since your face has been held in a droopy type of way your entire life. Youve literally got no facial muscles. Grow them by eating more and chewing properly

You'll also eventually notice your breathing becoming becoming better. Breathing well is extremely important if you want to stop acting like an autist in public. One of the reason why so many people who browse this site act like complete aspies in public is because of their fucked up breathing. They have thin airways because of the way their mouth has formed over the years n shit
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>>29287841
what are some "hard food" staples?

How I put my tongue against the room of my mouth it seems to not fit so the way I make it stick is but rolling it up slightly like a tunnel. Youre saying this is improper form?
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Is it bad if I only mouth breath while I'm sleeping? I fall asleep breathing through my nose but as soon as I fall asleep my mouth just opens...
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>>29285692
Nobody is gonna give a shit about what your jaw looks like as long as you keep that dirt stache.
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>>29285692
Please shave those pubes off your face. I say this for your own good, anon.
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if they put bob's burgers on TV you can make it, jawless anon
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>>29284937
This guy isn't too bad, he just has that forever child like look. This guy on the other hand >>29285009 he's fucked. You have the D&D club chin. Get surgery my dude.
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>>29287841

>One of the reason why so many people who browse this site act like complete aspies in public is because of their fucked up breathing

Why are you taking blind shots in the dark, like that? And if there's any reason why people on this site act like aspies, I think breathing is one of the lesser ones. As in, not a reason at all.
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>>29287841
I fixed it when I was 15 with head gear
it was worth it teebeeaych
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Isn't this caused by mouth breathing? Can't believe how many mouth breathers are on this board. How do you live with double digit iqs?
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My pornfu has a weak jaw but women still pay to fuck him. U are just ugly hun
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>>29284937
>Reminder that you cant be a real robot unless you have a jaw this weak.
So you can't browse /r9k/ if you're not british ?
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>>29284937
>extremely strong jawline, like brad pitt tier
>covered in acne
there's always something to ruin it
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guys it doesn't really matter
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>>29289033
there's a chad waiting for you somewhere
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just be confident, confidence iis all you need.
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>>29288279
Foods like meat, carrots, some types of bread, and some other shit but i am way to tired to think of them. Just know that the foods will make your jaw feel sore and remember to be biting with the front of your teeth to promote chin and jaw development if youre under the age of 21. You also need to remember to get enough of the necessary vitamins and enough sleep for maximum results.
If youre rolling it up so that it forms a U, then youre doing it wrong. If you mean rolling it up so that it forms an upside down U then its fine. Just keep forcing your tongue against your palate. Try to force your entire tongue to push against the top of your mouth thoughOver the course of a few months or even years, your palate will widen and your maxilla will move forward, making your jaw and mouth look better. You'll notice your jawline after a few weeks of proper posture in both the oral and body department. Remember to keep your lips together and your front teeth together. Keeping your upper front teeth and lower front teeth together is extremely important.
>>29288709
I speak from experience.
Breathing is definitely a big issue. Before i was able to improve my breathing, my thoughts body language and actions were more passive, or "beta". I was a lot more self conscious and had a hard time concentrating on specific ideas i wanted to concentrate on. My mind constantly felt foggy; the mood i was in would always be negative. You cant do shit in a social setting if you cant breathe well, or if youre not getting enough air. Expand your lungs. Strengthen them. Breathe in only through your nose. If you feel any air in your mouth, youre doing it wrong. Better posture will help you breathe better/breathe in more air. You underestimate the effect breathing, one of the key components to literally being alive, has on a person.
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>>29288877
Doesn't look weak to me, Bebe
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>>29285844
oh shoot i think I know u lol
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>>29285285
Yep, especially with a hairline like that. Do you get anxious when it's windy outside?
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A-Am I a jawlet too?
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Kek. Feels good to have a jaw unlike you freaks.
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>>29290401
LMFAO
You are the ugliest fucker to ever post here, worse than fucking eggman. Kek
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>>29290401
What the fuck is wrong with your eyes?
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>>29290401
Kek u got dem Steve buscemi eyes
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>>29290401
AYYYYYYY LMAOOOOOO KEK
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>>29290401

You're literally a white alien with hair. ayyyyy lmao
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